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#76 - I'm sure there are other effective ways to knock someone out, … 10/28/2014 on swerve 0
#65 - There's a pressure point on the cheek that, when hit in just t…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on swerve 0
User avatar #71 - nikitap (10/28/2014) [-]
Sure aim for the face if your black belt or something. Just in my opinion its more profitable to go for the gut. People usually expect you to go for the face so it will be harder to get to with all the swerving and blocking, and they forget about other parts completely. Besides, isn't there a lot of ways to knock out a person apart from the head?

imo
User avatar #76 - tonydalion (10/28/2014) [-]
I'm sure there are other effective ways to knock someone out, but none could be as effective as collapsing a main artery going straight to the brain. You don't have to be a black belt to knock someone out like this. Just extremely lucky. Do a few youtube searches to see for yourself.

I usually avoid conflict as much as possible. I don't seek out fights, and when they seek me, I diffuse the situation without raising fists. That's just how I am. As such, I can't really give you an example of what I would prefer to do. Hell, I'll probably be the one dipping and weaving.

I guess, the effectiveness of a hit to the gut depends on not only how hard you can hit, but how soft the opponent's gut is. If you're up against a dude with a six pack, you might be better off going for a face shot.

This is all speculation on my part. I could be completely wrong, so it's all up to interpretation.
#42 - Remember guys. The first person to get mad, loses. 10/21/2014 on keeping it civil +16
#46 - Okay, that first one looks stupid as all hell, but it's practi…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Shitty Car Mods Part 4 0
#52 - tender (10/20/2014) [-]
TFW I have a Crown Vic Police Interceptor that I expect / hope to get at least 250k miles on it. Those fuckers are fast, and built to last in my humble opinion.
#4844 - Glad I could help. ^.^ 09/20/2014 on /cars/ 0
#4842 - Dealers try to schedule as many as possible while making sure …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2014 on /cars/ 0
User avatar #4843 - cycloneclone (09/20/2014) [-]
Thanks, this helps a lot.
User avatar #4844 - tonydalion (09/20/2014) [-]
Glad I could help. ^.^
#4840 - There are quite a few cars that are affected. It ranges throug…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2014 on /cars/ 0
User avatar #4841 - cycloneclone (09/20/2014) [-]
from the letter i recieved
"When parts are available, your GM dealer will install two key rings and an insert in he key slot or a cover over the key head on all ignition keys.... it is likely that your dealer will need your vehicle longer than the actual service correction time of approx. 15 minutes."
I was more wondering about how are the dealers keeping up with the 10 fuckin million cars effected or whatever the fuck it is, and will I be able to get the car in immediately or will i be on backorder for a few months.
User avatar #4842 - tonydalion (09/20/2014) [-]
Dealers try to schedule as many as possible while making sure they have parts. Generally, there's a big rush right when parts get in, so if you wait roughly one to two months there'll be a greater chance of having parts available. I'd say closer to two months due to the scale of the recall.
User avatar #4843 - cycloneclone (09/20/2014) [-]
Thanks, this helps a lot.
User avatar #4844 - tonydalion (09/20/2014) [-]
Glad I could help. ^.^
#4836 - Quite a few of the Chevy's/GM vehicles are being recalled for …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/20/2014 on /cars/ 0
User avatar #4837 - cycloneclone (09/20/2014) [-]
Thanks, I was quite aware of the problem already since its been in the news for a few months now, I was just wondering if anyone else on the board had been effected and how long it took to get it fixed
User avatar #4840 - tonydalion (09/20/2014) [-]
There are quite a few cars that are affected. It ranges through quite a few years, and models. If those switches are anything like the first generation Ford Focus (also common for messing up, but not as bad/serious) it'll take about two hours or so at the dealer to have it fixed, depending on how hard it is to take apart. I imagine the techs will do so many, that they'll cut the time down to an hour.

I used to work at a Ford dealer as a technician, so I know how it usually works.
User avatar #4841 - cycloneclone (09/20/2014) [-]
from the letter i recieved
"When parts are available, your GM dealer will install two key rings and an insert in he key slot or a cover over the key head on all ignition keys.... it is likely that your dealer will need your vehicle longer than the actual service correction time of approx. 15 minutes."
I was more wondering about how are the dealers keeping up with the 10 fuckin million cars effected or whatever the fuck it is, and will I be able to get the car in immediately or will i be on backorder for a few months.
User avatar #4842 - tonydalion (09/20/2014) [-]
Dealers try to schedule as many as possible while making sure they have parts. Generally, there's a big rush right when parts get in, so if you wait roughly one to two months there'll be a greater chance of having parts available. I'd say closer to two months due to the scale of the recall.
User avatar #4843 - cycloneclone (09/20/2014) [-]
Thanks, this helps a lot.
User avatar #4844 - tonydalion (09/20/2014) [-]
Glad I could help. ^.^
#19 - Don't forget shooting rags under the bathroom door while one o… 09/18/2014 on Strong wind reveals full moon 0
#62 - Mickey Mouse- "You came to the wrong neighborhood, … 09/03/2014 on Directed by M. Night Shyamalan +2

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#29 - spacexplain (05/29/2014) [-]
Hey man, you're a cool enough dude. Keep on keepin on.
User avatar #18 to #17 - tonydalion (06/02/2012) [-]
Mad about what? Oh, and I'm white, just so you know.
User avatar #16 - tonydalion (02/15/2012) [-]
Will Smith
#15 - tonydalion (01/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1 - oxan (01/12/2012) [-]
We're too similar alike. You're a furRon Paul hater, too? Not a brony by any chance, are you?
User avatar #2 to #1 - tonydalion (01/12/2012) [-]
Hehe, I'm not a brony. Not yet anyhow. Imma watch an episode sometime. I've always been an advocate for peace and love, so hey, it can't be that bad, right?
User avatar #3 to #2 - tonydalion (01/13/2012) [-]
................................Rainbow Dash is my favorite.................................
#4 to #3 - oxan (01/13/2012) [-]
Rainbow Dash is mean to my precious Fluttershy sometimes.
Rainbow Dash is mean to my precious Fluttershy sometimes.
User avatar #5 to #4 - tonydalion (01/13/2012) [-]
Hehe, true. I'm starting to turn to Applejack. She reminds me of one of my neighbors. This neighbor is there if we ever need him, and he won't ask for help unless he's tried with what he's doing, and found that he couldn't do it. The two times he's come over for help, we moved a building, and put chains on his compact tractor. It's attributes like that, that make up a great person. Grant it, you need the other ones too, but that's an important one.
User avatar #6 to #5 - oxan (01/14/2012) [-]
After watching a few episodes last night, I'm finding it harder and harder to say what pony's my favourite. I just love them all, xD. Dashie has the beast appearance, but I really do like Fluttershy's mane.
#7 to #6 - tonydalion (01/14/2012) [-]
Hehe. It's all about personality for me. Dash seems fun and outgoing. (Also 20% Cooler than the other ponies. :3) Something I always admire. Fluttershy is overly kind. Applejack is a hard worker, which is another great quality. Twilight is smart, and a born leader. Pinky Pie is overactive and fun. A great comedic relief. Rarity is a perfectionist, but is always willing to make sacrifices for her friends. Together they make the perfect group of friends.
User avatar #8 to #7 - oxan (01/14/2012) [-]
To be totally honest, I love all the ponies in Equestria. Every single one. Except the mean ponies, like Dashie's bullies and stuff.
User avatar #9 to #8 - tonydalion (01/14/2012) [-]
Heh, I don't blame you. They're friggin' awesome.
#10 to #9 - oxan (01/14/2012) [-]
That's my wallpaper at the moment. It fades in and out - it doesn't just jump like that.   
   
Basically, it goes:   
   
Dash, Dash/Fluttershy, Fluttershy, Dash/Fluttershy, (and then starts again at Dash).   
   
I'm quite proud of it :3
That's my wallpaper at the moment. It fades in and out - it doesn't just jump like that.

Basically, it goes:

Dash, Dash/Fluttershy, Fluttershy, Dash/Fluttershy, (and then starts again at Dash).

I'm quite proud of it :3
#11 to #10 - tonydalion (01/14/2012) [-]
Heh, that's pretty sweet. I got Windows XP though, so I can't do that. I just keep it on one of Apofiss' wallpapers. This is the one I got right now. I just love this artist. He made another one that looks just like my cat, which is pretty sweet.
User avatar #12 to #11 - oxan (01/14/2012) [-]
My older PC I user for gaming is only XP. I still have a Fluttershy wallpaper, though. Haha.
#13 to #12 - tonydalion (01/14/2012) [-]
Heh, well I wish I could get a new laptop. Damn thing is ten years old. It's given me so many problems, I was about ready to fill a balloon full of acetylene and a little bit of oxygen, light and tape a cigarette to it (for a fuse), set it on the laptop, and walk away all bad ass like. It's that bad.
Heh, well I wish I could get a new laptop. Damn thing is ten years old. It's given me so many problems, I was about ready to fill a balloon full of acetylene and a little bit of oxygen, light and tape a cigarette to it (for a fuse), set it on the laptop, and walk away all bad ass like. It's that bad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - oxan (01/14/2012) [-]
Lol. I got my new laptop for Christmas. Felt good, man.
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