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tonkkax

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Gender: male
Youtube Channel: TonkkaX
Steam Profile: Tonkka
Consoles Owned: Xbox360, Wii U, Nintendo Entertainment System, Super Nintendo Entertainment System, Playstation, Playstation 2, Playstation 3,
Video Games Played: My Steam Games, Old Games, Indie games, Adventure & Roleplay games, FPS,
X-box Gamertag: Tonkka558
PSN: Tonkka
Interests: Drawing, Animation
Date Signed Up:10/31/2011
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:Finland
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#138 - "edgy" k. If you don't have the at…  [+] (1 new reply) 53 minutes ago on Explaining the new gen systems 0
#139 - gangbangtime (52 minutes ago) [-]
It's not good storytelling though. It's not even really storytelling if you make it up yourself.
#1196433 - well that boss is ******** in particular, but I've hear… 55 minutes ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1196417 - Well that's the kind of **** im talking about that Dark…  [+] (2 new replies) 58 minutes ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1196419 - desacabose (58 minutes ago) [-]
Bed of Chaos best boss 10/10
User avatar #1196433 - tonkkax (55 minutes ago) [-]
well that boss is bullshit in particular, but I've heard that there are good strategies to defeating it without having to romp through Izalith fifty billion times, like taking of all your gear, wearing a good stability shield and just running like hell.

There's a bonfire hidden behind a wall of the last black pedestals in the area with the lava and dragons before you get to the root that brings you to the place with the boss fog door, by the way.
#134 - Oh christ, you picked the bad out of the 2 "__ has no gam…  [+] (2 new replies) 59 minutes ago on Explaining the new gen systems 0
User avatar #147 - ktom (38 minutes ago) [-]
wh...what? have you ever even played an xbox one? I mean the amount of bandwagons you just decided to hop onto is.. well 3

first of all, the MC collection is fairly new, and I love it. second-first of all, the MCC's multiplayer is not even nearly the reason most people have the game. hint: they have it for the improved graphics on now 5 included games, especially the absolutely flooring remastering of Halo 2 besides that, they fixed it before I even noticed.
second, I know people who have both, I would have both if I was a billionaire and there is little difference in the quality of the 2 consoles, and actually most people I have talked to say they prefer the One. second-second they fucking did have games, I played AC4 inb4 they have been declining in quality bandwagon. it was MUCH better than AC3 and Lego Marvel at first. My friends additionally picked up Dead Rising 3 which was amazing, and then there was also Forza 5 and soon after there was a multitude of arcade/indie games. nowadays theres Destiny (meh), and MCC, Advanced warfare, Borderlands the presequel and the handsome collection, BF4 and hardline, Resident Evil, Xenoverse, Evolve, Dying Light, Laura Croft and the temple of Osiris, trials fusion, max: the curse of brotherhood was surprisingly good and was free for gold members , Titan fall which I never got because why spend $60 for half a game , Fifa, WWE, NBA, NHL, geometry wars, chariot, D4, Peggle 2 was awesome, FAR CRY, Limbo, more lego games are coming out, Dragon Age, Volgar, Sunset overdrive, Ryse was good according to my friends, Sleeping dogs, Just Dance if you wanna access your homo side, Middle Earth, Fibbage and a lot of trivia/board games, Guacamelee, 1001 spikes, watch dogs, Spartan Assault, and finally Angry Birds and Powerstar Golf are at least somewhat notable

third: fps games sell. second-third, I literally think you are in a minority of people especially in the demographic for the consoles which thinks that a mouse and keyboard is better for 3D. Game controllers WERE MADE FOR CONTROLLING GAMES

inb4 disagreed with. youre all sheep
User avatar #148 - ktom (33 minutes ago) [-]
geez it took me 21 minutes to write that all out and remember all the names of the games...

others I forgot:
Cod ghosts (hahahahahah fuck that), forza horizons, super time force, zumba fitness, crimson dragon, need for speed, killer instinct, thief, MGS, rayman legends, spider man, WOLFENSTEIN (it was very good), Worms battlegrounds is fucking fun, sniper elite 3, there are definitely more I have missed

ADDITIONALLY I GOT 1/4 OF THESE GAMES FOR a 60$ yearlong gold membership which I would have anyway + FREE
#1196411 - Fallout is ruined by the terrible RPG system. If it was a bit … 1 hour ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1196410 - It's not an insane difficulty, it's a difficulty designed to m…  [+] (12 new replies) 1 hour ago on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1196415 - desacabose (1 hour ago) [-]
The final boss in No More Heroes' hardmode can take up to 1000 hits
User avatar #1196420 - yeorgh (58 minutes ago) [-]
That's not hard, that's just annoying and unfair.
User avatar #1196423 - desacabose (57 minutes ago) [-]
Doom's hardmode on the other hand
User avatar #1196424 - yeorgh (57 minutes ago) [-]
The last one with the respawning mobs is bullshit.
User avatar #1196421 - desacabose (58 minutes ago) [-]
It's neither annoying or unfair though
User avatar #1196422 - yeorgh (57 minutes ago) [-]
It's both.
User avatar #1196425 - desacabose (57 minutes ago) [-]
You haven't even played No More Heroes
User avatar #1196427 - yeorgh (57 minutes ago) [-]
How would you even know.
#1196429 - desacabose (56 minutes ago) [-]
User avatar #1196417 - tonkkax (58 minutes ago) [-]
Well that's the kind of shit im talking about that Dark Souls doesn't have. It doesn't pad out the difficulty with bullet sponges as thick as hoover dam; it's hard but fair and not punishing at all if you keep your head straight and take it slow.
User avatar #1196419 - desacabose (58 minutes ago) [-]
Bed of Chaos best boss 10/10
User avatar #1196433 - tonkkax (55 minutes ago) [-]
well that boss is bullshit in particular, but I've heard that there are good strategies to defeating it without having to romp through Izalith fifty billion times, like taking of all your gear, wearing a good stability shield and just running like hell.

There's a bonfire hidden behind a wall of the last black pedestals in the area with the lava and dragons before you get to the root that brings you to the place with the boss fog door, by the way.
#1196408 - Honestly its better to just play Dark Souls 1 first so that yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1196409 - averagewhitekid (1 hour ago) [-]
At least someone gets me
But yeah that was meant more as a joke, I'd still play 1 first
#130 - Well here's a ******* idea for Sony: Don't sell your co…  [+] (4 new replies) 1 hour ago on Explaining the new gen systems 0
User avatar #132 - ktom (1 hour ago) [-]
I know less about Sony, as I am primarily geared toward Xbox and own a One. the consoles would have been 500 and 600 dollars, which is pretty steep (the ps3 was sold not at a loss for $600 and it was initially somewhat not worth the money)

As I have owned an xb1 from a month after launch, I can say that I have absolutely been satisfied with the amount of awesome games. also I have seen first hand the difference in quality between the old gen and new gen games that were the same title and it is very impressive (there were quite a few launch titles and I didnt even have enough time to play them all

As for having a reason to buy them: the consoles are meant to be more than just gaming machines. the reason that they exist is to offer a literal plug and play experience to almost anyone. as much as it sucks, the audience for consoles in general nowadays is casual gamers looking for an all around entertainment experience, and so for 80% of the demographic, not having 20 launch titles was still satisfactory...
User avatar #134 - tonkkax (59 minutes ago) [-]
Oh christ, you picked the bad out of the 2 "__ has no games" consoles.

Tell me more about Master chief collection's multiplayer and then explain to me how seamless plug & play is a strength of a console when a first party exclusive is so fucked up that by the time the multiplayer gets fixed there's only 15k people left playing it.

What awesome games? Spare me the first person shooters because they're absolutely crippled by the lack of mouse control.
User avatar #147 - ktom (38 minutes ago) [-]
wh...what? have you ever even played an xbox one? I mean the amount of bandwagons you just decided to hop onto is.. well 3

first of all, the MC collection is fairly new, and I love it. second-first of all, the MCC's multiplayer is not even nearly the reason most people have the game. hint: they have it for the improved graphics on now 5 included games, especially the absolutely flooring remastering of Halo 2 besides that, they fixed it before I even noticed.
second, I know people who have both, I would have both if I was a billionaire and there is little difference in the quality of the 2 consoles, and actually most people I have talked to say they prefer the One. second-second they fucking did have games, I played AC4 inb4 they have been declining in quality bandwagon. it was MUCH better than AC3 and Lego Marvel at first. My friends additionally picked up Dead Rising 3 which was amazing, and then there was also Forza 5 and soon after there was a multitude of arcade/indie games. nowadays theres Destiny (meh), and MCC, Advanced warfare, Borderlands the presequel and the handsome collection, BF4 and hardline, Resident Evil, Xenoverse, Evolve, Dying Light, Laura Croft and the temple of Osiris, trials fusion, max: the curse of brotherhood was surprisingly good and was free for gold members , Titan fall which I never got because why spend $60 for half a game , Fifa, WWE, NBA, NHL, geometry wars, chariot, D4, Peggle 2 was awesome, FAR CRY, Limbo, more lego games are coming out, Dragon Age, Volgar, Sunset overdrive, Ryse was good according to my friends, Sleeping dogs, Just Dance if you wanna access your homo side, Middle Earth, Fibbage and a lot of trivia/board games, Guacamelee, 1001 spikes, watch dogs, Spartan Assault, and finally Angry Birds and Powerstar Golf are at least somewhat notable

third: fps games sell. second-third, I literally think you are in a minority of people especially in the demographic for the consoles which thinks that a mouse and keyboard is better for 3D. Game controllers WERE MADE FOR CONTROLLING GAMES

inb4 disagreed with. youre all sheep
User avatar #148 - ktom (33 minutes ago) [-]
geez it took me 21 minutes to write that all out and remember all the names of the games...

others I forgot:
Cod ghosts (hahahahahah fuck that), forza horizons, super time force, zumba fitness, crimson dragon, need for speed, killer instinct, thief, MGS, rayman legends, spider man, WOLFENSTEIN (it was very good), Worms battlegrounds is fucking fun, sniper elite 3, there are definitely more I have missed

ADDITIONALLY I GOT 1/4 OF THESE GAMES FOR a 60$ yearlong gold membership which I would have anyway + FREE
#128 - Well the writing is usually left for the writer and not the de…  [+] (3 new replies) 1 hour ago on Explaining the new gen systems 0
#136 - gangbangtime (56 minutes ago) [-]
Kek, it's not genius, it's been done before, and it's not because of the story that it spread. It's because of the gameplay, the thing that makes the story even matter. The story itself is pretty fucking generic, or atleast what's told to you is, and it's almost edgy at some points.
User avatar #138 - tonkkax (53 minutes ago) [-]
"edgy"

k.

If you don't have the attention span for good story telling, then I feel sorry for you.
#139 - gangbangtime (52 minutes ago) [-]
It's not good storytelling though. It's not even really storytelling if you make it up yourself.
#1196405 - This has never happened to me. 1 hour ago on Video Games Board - console... 0

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User avatar #1 - SethDaKiDIIx (02/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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It seems that you're my valentine.....
#37 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi tonkkax! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#35 - cunninglinguist (02/18/2015) [-]
mfw you're 6'5
mfw you're 6'5
#36 to #35 - tonkkax ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
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User avatar #34 - murrlogic (01/23/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #28 - therealsuperderpy (11/09/2013) [-]
get wreckt kidd
User avatar #27 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #15 - Zeigh ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
You notice op deleted all of our comments?
User avatar #14 - justsomechickyo (02/21/2013) [-]
You could have had Skittles by now......jus sayin
#13 - blartonfairweather (02/09/2013) [-]
How are you today, my good man?
User avatar #7 - futuramafan (11/18/2012) [-]
are you finnish?
User avatar #8 to #7 - tonkkax ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
Yes
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