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#97 - du me favor plis 05/08/2016 on /v/irgin is disappointed +13
#79 - holy ******* **** 05/08/2016 on /v/irgin is disappointed +5
#77 - Picture 05/08/2016 on /v/irgin is disappointed +1
#76 - That sounds ridiculous, but sadly I don't know that vid.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2016 on /v/irgin is disappointed 0
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#78 - admiralen (05/08/2016) [-]
found the next one
2016 Ghana Movie
#83 - xsirwafflezx (05/08/2016) [-]
The baby kick gets me every time
#79 - toncheky (05/08/2016) [-]
holy fucking shit
#75 - I get you. I mean I know companies are scared of such kind of … 05/08/2016 on /v/irgin is disappointed 0
#74 - I had campaign in mind.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2016 on /v/irgin is disappointed 0
#140 - yoshtar (05/08/2016) [-]
I'd look for Red Orchestra then

future battlefield games... yeah, I'd like to see that as well.
but Red Orchestra works for now.
Brits and Americans don't even factor into RO2: Heroes of Stalingrad
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#177 - toncheky (05/08/2016) [-]
I'll try it.
Could be good but we have enough futuristic games. Still would be interesting to see DICE's idea of it.
Yeah, will check it out.
#189 - fcrocker (05/08/2016) [-]
I can vouch for Red Orchestra, I bought it for like 5 bucks and have sunk like 200 hours into it.

You can play as Russians/Germans or Japs/US, it's hyper realistic, the best community for teamplay I've seen. The games are set up so your team has to attack or defend a series of fronts, and if your team loses a game, they lose territory in the overarching campaign.
#15 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 05/07/2016 on /v/irgin is disappointed +146
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#89 - basstard (05/08/2016) [-]
GEDD OUDDA HERE FORRRRRRRRRRRREAL
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#114 - rongdisk (05/08/2016) [-]
gnome sain
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#97 - toncheky (05/08/2016) [-]
du me favor plis
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#53 - admiralen (05/08/2016) [-]
Could you hook me up with a link to that african video where they do insane shit with aliens and stuff and constantly go "TWENTY FIFTEEN!"?
#87 - ukulisti (05/08/2016) [-]
Who Killed Captain Alex Ugandas First Action Movie English Subtitles  Video Joker  Wakaliwood
Do you by any means mean this one?
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#76 - toncheky (05/08/2016) [-]
That sounds ridiculous, but sadly I don't know that vid.
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#78 - admiralen (05/08/2016) [-]
found the next one
2016 Ghana Movie
#83 - xsirwafflezx (05/08/2016) [-]
The baby kick gets me every time
#79 - toncheky (05/08/2016) [-]
holy fucking shit
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#33 - iamawaffle (05/08/2016) [-]
sauce?
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#77 - toncheky (05/08/2016) [-]
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#46 - crimsonsunshine (05/08/2016) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP_10bDxaVo

Nigerian movie called Back from South
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#31 - loganmadder (05/08/2016) [-]
NAMASANE?
#14 - Exactly. 05/07/2016 on /v/irgin is disappointed 0
#2 - I would actually like to play a game as the Germans, be it WW1…  [+] (82 new replies) 05/07/2016 on /v/irgin is disappointed +573
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#203 - threeeighteen (05/13/2016) [-]
Cool guns and cool uniforms. That's all I need to know which side to play as.
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#204 - toncheky (05/13/2016) [-]
You described Germans.
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#205 - threeeighteen (05/13/2016) [-]
Exactly, I'm agreeing with you.
#207 - toncheky (05/13/2016) [-]
#181 - anon (05/08/2016) [-]
I main reason it won't happen, is because you'd lose in the end Or they'd break history and people would be against either
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#182 - toncheky (05/08/2016) [-]
Again I see that as a good thing. Not your typical game.
#173 - anon (05/08/2016) [-]
There have been multiple games like that, just pick one. Not sure why this comment has green thumbs.
#160 - iwantattention (05/08/2016) [-]
If it doesn't have to be fps, Company of Heroes have a pretty good campaign, were you play the germans during Market Garden.
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#176 - toncheky (05/08/2016) [-]
I just feel it would be better if you play first person you can feel more immersed and connected.
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#142 - jouten (05/08/2016) [-]
I mean the germans were completely in the right in WWI. Terrorists killed an austrian PRINCE and because of retarded alliance politics they had to fight the entire world for justice
#206 - anon (05/13/2016) [-]
A Prince that would have been the best choice for the Serbs. Not as much of an imperialistic dick as those around him.
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#135 - andyslayer (05/08/2016) [-]
Red Orchestra 2
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#125 - iseewhatididthere (05/08/2016) [-]
company of heroes is really cool
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#115 - ragnagna (05/08/2016) [-]
You should read this book : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Quiet_on_the_Western_Front
It's impressive how propaganda made us to think that our ennemies where inhuman and deserved no sympathy, because they went through the exact same shit as we did, but at the end the only difference is that they loose.
#185 - anon (05/08/2016) [-]
Also that they put people in ovens and made them into soap.
You must be a faggot German
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#200 - ragnagna (05/09/2016) [-]
Not german sorry, i'm french
Well i can tell you that most of the footsoldier in the nazi army were not enrolled just to "crisp some goys" and for the shiny black boots. Most of them had to do this because they were heavily manipulated or/and forced to do so.
It's the same shit as during WW1 with officers shooting people that didn't go for the assaults. And that's the saddest part i think, because some of them never wanted to be part of that, and now they are remembered as the worst people that ever existed.
#146 - necrova (05/08/2016) [-]
Yes, they were very loose after the brutal pounding the allied forces gave them.
not being a grammar nazi, just making a funny
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#199 - ragnagna (05/09/2016) [-]
Well, i don't mind grammar nazis, english's not my natural language and they prevent me for making more mistakes. Nice pun tho.
#101 - anon (05/08/2016) [-]
Company of heroes is what you want fam. I know I've played some others as well, but really, they aren't exactly common and they're mostly for history enthusiasts.
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#102 - toncheky (05/08/2016) [-]
I'll try it.
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#96 - kaiyuni (05/08/2016) [-]
I think it's sad that a majority of Nazis were just German soldiers following orders. You can look up photos and such of them reacting to the concentration camps and such. Most didn't even know what they were fighting for, besides their country.
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#99 - toncheky (05/08/2016) [-]
That's my opinion too, like I said in >>#75 .
I feel like when people hear "play a game as the Germans", they think about a 2m tall, blonde hair, blond eye Jew killing machine and having objectives like "Hans, flippen sie die GAS LEVER" instead of a "soldier on the battlefield" story.
#95 - fcrocker (05/08/2016) [-]
Playing as a German during WW2 could be fucking great,
>Game opens 20 year old German, saying goodbye to family in uniform, kit bag over your shoulder.
>Brief training sequence, introduce a few of your buddy squad members, show a bit of banter.
>Game progress, do some missions, some friends die etc. Maybe get promoted to Sgt, and lead your squad. Strong emphasis on characterization and the relationship with your crew ie. Bioware
>Near the end of the War, your squad gets posted to small village as Axis begin to lose ground.
>Discover you're guarding a concentration camp, you're actually the baddies.
>Moral Choice: Either turncoat and liberate the camp. Results in your squad having to fend off SS squad who come to relieve you, you all die. Jews get saved.
>Or you agree to follow orders, fend off the Allies alongside the SS, your squad lives. Loads of Jews die. Maybe the player blows their brains out with his P38.
>Have some ending variation depending on your performance in leading your Squad, trust etc.

Why the fuck is Infinite Warshit being made instead of this?
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#100 - toncheky (05/08/2016) [-]
Yeah, I don't see why couldn't they make you a "good man fighting for his country", but making you realize later you're actually the bad guy... some gay purple horse, st like that one you said would be awesome.
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#169 - parashizo (05/08/2016) [-]
Spec Ops: The Line has this setting in dubai .

But gamers don't want these kind of AAA games. They like the same shit with minor differences each year

www.pcgamer.com/spec-ops-the-line-sequel-has-no-chance-of-happening-yager-is-okay-with-that/
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#180 - toncheky (05/08/2016) [-]
Sadly.
#127 - fcrocker (05/08/2016) [-]
Spec Ops the line did a similar sort of thing, but it fits this setting so perfectly.
It would be nice to see a game that actually showed the player the human side of the Germans.

The player might actually actually be a bit hesitant to gun down Allied troops too, as they are the 'goodies'. Playing to this at the start, humanizing them, then having the players best pal killed by the allies to provide motivation to get revenge would be pretty dank.
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#175 - toncheky (05/08/2016) [-]
Yeah man, agree completely. Gotta try Spec Ops, too, from what I know it's great. Is it on PC?
#188 - fcrocker (05/08/2016) [-]
Yeah Spec Ops may have beem slightly overhyped on here, but as far as video game narratives go, it's awesome.

Pick it up from G2a for cheap or just torrent it, cause you'll most likely just play through it once then not pick it up again.
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#195 - toncheky (05/09/2016) [-]
Thanks for the opinion, I'll decide.
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#92 - dgurevich (05/08/2016) [-]
Try company of heroes. Not an fps, but still a very interesting game. And you can play as the Germans.
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#68 - barakakaka (05/08/2016) [-]
Theres a mod for Battlefield 2 where you can play both sides on online (or offline with bots) battles at different theaters of war. Its called Forgotten Hope 2.

Also as some have said Red Orchestra is another game but again multiplayer only.
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#65 - SuperSixONE (05/08/2016) [-]
You probably will be able to in multiplayer, since you can play as terrorists, Russians, and NVA in modern Battlefield games.
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#74 - toncheky (05/08/2016) [-]
I had campaign in mind.
#140 - yoshtar (05/08/2016) [-]
I'd look for Red Orchestra then

future battlefield games... yeah, I'd like to see that as well.
but Red Orchestra works for now.
Brits and Americans don't even factor into RO2: Heroes of Stalingrad
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#177 - toncheky (05/08/2016) [-]
I'll try it.
Could be good but we have enough futuristic games. Still would be interesting to see DICE's idea of it.
Yeah, will check it out.
#189 - fcrocker (05/08/2016) [-]
I can vouch for Red Orchestra, I bought it for like 5 bucks and have sunk like 200 hours into it.

You can play as Russians/Germans or Japs/US, it's hyper realistic, the best community for teamplay I've seen. The games are set up so your team has to attack or defend a series of fronts, and if your team loses a game, they lose territory in the overarching campaign.
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#62 - leonhardt (05/08/2016) [-]
b-b-b-but the nazis were evil heartless killing machines that only wanted to kill jews and americans!!!!

Red orchestra is probably the best we'll ever get.
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#50 - EdwardNigma (05/08/2016) [-]
I'd like to see a WW2 one was the Wehrmacht. If they didn't want to appear as Nazi sympathizers, they could easily make the character, well, fucking not a Nazi. If they went balls to the walls, they could even have some real Spec-Ops The Line tier shit going on, really fuck the player up. Make you really attached to your character, make you feel like you really lost the war as you watch Berlin go to shit. I would pay all sorts of money for that shit. Fuck the controversy, that would be some damn good storytelling.

WW1 might also be interesting as a German, but I think it'd be a bit less interesting. Because, to my knowledge, it wasn't like WW2 where one side could easily be seen as 'evil' for lack of a better term. Not as much controversy and shit so being German would kind of mean less, you know? Hard to put into words.
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#124 - bladeboy (05/08/2016) [-]
The Germans and Austrians did some pretty fucking evil shit at the start of the war.
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#116 - uhi (05/08/2016) [-]
There was just as much if not more mud-slinging propaganda in WW1 as WW2 had thanks to England starting it off
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#75 - toncheky (05/08/2016) [-]
I get you. I mean I know companies are scared of such kind of controversy (anything linked to Hitler and Nazis) nowadays, so I don't have high hopes for a game like that... I mean, some of us would understand the point of it; good stories, to see and experience the other side, after all they were just soldiers doing what they're told to do. But you can cross out Germany as a market and imagine the shitstorm from SJW and the likes of them.
#47 - anon (05/08/2016) [-]
There's always Red Orchestra 2. The single player is not very story driven though.
#128 - fcrocker (05/08/2016) [-]
lol what singleplayer?

RO2 is fucking dank though.
#137 - anon (05/08/2016) [-]
anyone exited for rising storm 2?
#144 - fcrocker (05/08/2016) [-]
Creedence Clearwater Revival  Run Through The Jungle  Vietnam war Fuck yeah I am.

I'm ready to get my 'Nam on booiii.
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#43 - greyhoundfd (05/08/2016) [-]
I think it would be interesting to see an RPG like this

-German man as the tide of war begins to turn
-Conscripted into the army
-Thrown onto the front lines barely knowing how to handle a gun
-Watch all your friends die
-Accidentally stumble into a camp after getting separated from your unit during the Battle of the Bulge
-Germany finally loses
-Return home to find out that your house was burned down during the bombings
-Wife and daughter raped during the soviet advance
-Gradually struggle to survive during the Cold War in East Germany
-Soviet Union falls
-Victory cinematic begins
-Cinematic interrupted: shot to death by AntiFa who calls you a Nazi
#191 - fcrocker (05/08/2016) [-]
Not much of an arc, is it?
That's just a continious stream of bad shit hapening to the character.
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#197 - greyhoundfd (05/09/2016) [-]
That's the point
Fuck AntiFa
#156 - NinjaxPandaa (05/08/2016) [-]
Christ that would be heartbreaking, please do not spread word of any other ideas you might have even though it's breddy gud but fuck you
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#36 - reaperriley (05/08/2016) [-]
The movie "All Quiet on the Western Front" is a great example of how the average German Citizen's perspective was for WW1. It came out in 1930 back when not only was it really easy to dehumanize your enemy, but make them stay that way.
#29 - anon (05/08/2016) [-]
i want to get out of europe honestly
#24 - blargenflargle (05/08/2016) [-]
Red Orchestra 2 if I'm not mistaken
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#13 - itumblr (05/07/2016) [-]
Nah mate. It's clearly for edgy reasons. You want to see the perspective of the nazis because you sympthasize with them & share similar beliefs to them like most funnyjunkers do. End of discussion.
#113 - anon (05/08/2016) [-]
itumblr's FW you dumfucks thumb it down.
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#108 - indalx (05/08/2016) [-]
I pressed the fucking."hide all" from your trolling faggot ass,why i can still see you?
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#73 - drewjitsu (05/08/2016) [-]
I'd like to see the perspective of the Nazis because I don't understand how they could condone what was going on with the jews. I want to learn what made them okay with that.
#42 - anon (05/08/2016) [-]
Nah, it's because watching the same trite hollywood garbage unfold every damn time is fucking tiring and jading.

I want to sympathize with both sides because I understand in war ambiguity is an ever constant.

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#39 - commontroll (05/08/2016) [-]
I just love campaigns when you go in knowing you're fighting a lost battle, but you're still going to give them hell, because dammit that's your job.

Characters who have already lost are more endearing for me, because they're more likely to die, and I know it's all for nothing, it gives me the hopeless and futile feelings that the characters have.
#30 - qill (05/08/2016) [-]
stop voting him down you fuckwits, thats literally why he posts this shit
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#26 - Sterski (05/08/2016) [-]
Oh good.

You.
#25 - anon (05/08/2016) [-]
aussie go home
#18 - bendingtimeisgood (05/08/2016) [-]
Holy shit, you're still here?
#15 - toncheky (05/07/2016) [-]
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#89 - basstard (05/08/2016) [-]
GEDD OUDDA HERE FORRRRRRRRRRRREAL
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#114 - rongdisk (05/08/2016) [-]
gnome sain
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#97 - toncheky (05/08/2016) [-]
du me favor plis
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#53 - admiralen (05/08/2016) [-]
Could you hook me up with a link to that african video where they do insane shit with aliens and stuff and constantly go "TWENTY FIFTEEN!"?
#87 - ukulisti (05/08/2016) [-]
Who Killed Captain Alex Ugandas First Action Movie English Subtitles  Video Joker  Wakaliwood
Do you by any means mean this one?
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#76 - toncheky (05/08/2016) [-]
That sounds ridiculous, but sadly I don't know that vid.
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#78 - admiralen (05/08/2016) [-]
found the next one
2016 Ghana Movie
#83 - xsirwafflezx (05/08/2016) [-]
The baby kick gets me every time
#79 - toncheky (05/08/2016) [-]
holy fucking shit
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#33 - iamawaffle (05/08/2016) [-]
sauce?
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#77 - toncheky (05/08/2016) [-]
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#46 - crimsonsunshine (05/08/2016) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP_10bDxaVo

Nigerian movie called Back from South
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#31 - loganmadder (05/08/2016) [-]
NAMASANE?
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#7 - wedgehead (05/07/2016) [-]
And lets be honest, in every single WW2 we grabbed the first german weapon we had in sight.
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#19 - threeeighteen (05/08/2016) [-]
Because they're fucking cool as shit. Same with the Russian ones.
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#14 - toncheky (05/07/2016) [-]
Exactly.
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