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#64 - Yeah, it would be perfect if I could, for example, just fix PC…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Clients from Hell... 0
User avatar #65 - thegreenrecon (12/04/2014) [-]
oh dear god your a tech... nope fuck that... I did that.. fucking hell what some people will say when you talk to them about their computer problems
User avatar #66 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
No fucking shit dude, fucking hate that. That's why I'd like to just get handed shit to fix. I'm not antisocial nor do I have social anxiety, but I pick who I communicate with. Dense, stupid people are a huge no. I'm completely okay with the fact not everyone knows what I do, but the problem is when they THINK they know better than me. Motherfucker then why didn't you do it yourself.
User avatar #68 - thegreenrecon (12/04/2014) [-]
EXACTLY.. its like did you come here to get a job or get this fixed? because given that your paying me your money to do it either your A. to lazy to be bothered. or B. have no clue how to and should shut up, give me the basics, tell me if I need to back shit up and let me get to work.
User avatar #69 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I wish people were like that, life would be so easier.
User avatar #72 - thegreenrecon (12/04/2014) [-]
man its why I switched fields as soon as I got done college, fell right back on that culinary degree and never looked back, worst I deal with is some poor waiter groaning at me that I over cooked a pork chop or someone wanted their chicken rare(yes I seriously got that complaint)
User avatar #74 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
lol damn dude, but it's light years better than being the waiter I bet. I feel for those guys, though. Customers will give shit to them.
User avatar #78 - thegreenrecon (12/04/2014) [-]
yeah and here in canada they dont get paid nearly enough because of the tip system so they have to put up with the bullshit on top of it all
User avatar #79 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
That sucks..
User avatar #81 - thegreenrecon (12/04/2014) [-]
yeah well sad to say waiting is by and large an expendable position, unless your working high end an exclusive and make a mark with return customers you usually dont get paid well or have a lot of job security... id rather go back working tech than do it to be frank with you
User avatar #82 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Yeah waiting is usually just aside job to survive or get some quick money, not a career.. in most cases.
User avatar #84 - thegreenrecon (12/04/2014) [-]
pretty much, but iv worked with some seriously amazing wait staff before sure but usually their inbetweeners, its why there is such a shit situation for them, always make it a point that if ones a good egg and not a twat bag to stick up for them, chefs get a whole lot of pull in regard to staff, you'd be shocked by it.
User avatar #85 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Well chef's the boss, head of a team, it's a job with responsibility, I get what you're saying.
#74 - >merica >less sugar bitch ********  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Maltesers +15
User avatar #83 - sugoi (12/04/2014) [-]
It's diet sugar.
#76 - pjers (12/04/2014) [-]
oh I'm serious.
#56 - loss of regular breath ability occured 12/04/2014 on Perfect Fit +1
#39 - Okay dude, you too, enjoy, cya. 12/04/2014 on Yo girl 0
#38 - Not bad. 12/04/2014 on Yo girl +3
#37 - Yeah, google it. I doubt it has anything to do with DBZ Vegeta… 12/04/2014 on Yo girl 0
#14 - Took me a couple of seconds but dayum kek'd 12/04/2014 on Jamal 0
#31 - Croatia. Yes, glass bottle coke is so much better than pla…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Yo girl 0
User avatar #36 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
one moree thingg. Im getting off for now gotta shower but anyways thanks for the talk have a good night or day talk to you later.
User avatar #39 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Okay dude, you too, enjoy, cya.
User avatar #35 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
where is croatia?
User avatar #34 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
lol vegeta? like the guy from dragonball Z? i just thought it was a name i didnt know it was anything. also tomato soup is the shit espically on a cold day with grilled cheese it hits that spot good and hard
User avatar #37 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, google it. I doubt it has anything to do with DBZ Vegeta, just a coincidence.
I make tomato soup with homemade tomato sauce, I mix it with water like 1.2:2 raio of water/tomato. Put in some spices and a whole onion. When it starts to boil, add macaroni and wait until it's boiled soft. Enjoy mofo.
And yes it's awesome on a cold day.
#29 - Oh, right. Like I was saying my fetish is scat armpit dp.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Yo girl +4
User avatar #32 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
hm interesting my fetish is midget fisting and insertion
User avatar #38 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Not bad.
User avatar #30 - myfourthaccount (12/04/2014) [-]
good, you may now proceed.
#26 - Very hard question dude, I only eat what I like the most so it…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Yo girl +1
User avatar #28 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
where is that drink at? coke is good I like it espically in the glass bottles tho and if it was up to me id eat good steak for breakfast lunch and dinner with avacodos and i really like BBQ oh and favorite drink is coconut water
User avatar #31 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Croatia.
Yes, glass bottle coke is so much better than plastic, unbelievable.
Well if I had to choose, then tomato soup -> well seasoned pork with boiled-then-fried potatoes and green salad -> some fine-ass cake.
We also have something awesome here for food. It's called Vegeta. You never have to use anything else to flavour anything ever. Goes on meat, eggs, potatoes, in soup, whatever. Just epic.
User avatar #36 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
one moree thingg. Im getting off for now gotta shower but anyways thanks for the talk have a good night or day talk to you later.
User avatar #39 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Okay dude, you too, enjoy, cya.
User avatar #35 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
where is croatia?
User avatar #34 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
lol vegeta? like the guy from dragonball Z? i just thought it was a name i didnt know it was anything. also tomato soup is the shit espically on a cold day with grilled cheese it hits that spot good and hard
User avatar #37 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, google it. I doubt it has anything to do with DBZ Vegeta, just a coincidence.
I make tomato soup with homemade tomato sauce, I mix it with water like 1.2:2 raio of water/tomato. Put in some spices and a whole onion. When it starts to boil, add macaroni and wait until it's boiled soft. Enjoy mofo.
And yes it's awesome on a cold day.
User avatar #27 - myfourthaccount (12/04/2014) [-]
What the fuck is this? You guys can't have a normal conversation here, this is the internet.
User avatar #29 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Oh, right.
Like I was saying my fetish is scat armpit dp.
User avatar #32 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
hm interesting my fetish is midget fisting and insertion
User avatar #38 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Not bad.
User avatar #30 - myfourthaccount (12/04/2014) [-]
good, you may now proceed.
#24 - nice nice  [+] (14 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Yo girl +1
User avatar #25 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
what is you favorite food and or drink.
User avatar #26 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Very hard question dude, I only eat what I like the most so it's hard to pick out.
Basically anything made well that includes meats I like. Fried/cooked whatever.
Drink, with meat it's definitely Coca-Cola. On it's self there's a flavoured powder which you mix with water we have here, called Cedevita. Fucking tasty as fuck dude.
User avatar #28 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
where is that drink at? coke is good I like it espically in the glass bottles tho and if it was up to me id eat good steak for breakfast lunch and dinner with avacodos and i really like BBQ oh and favorite drink is coconut water
User avatar #31 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Croatia.
Yes, glass bottle coke is so much better than plastic, unbelievable.
Well if I had to choose, then tomato soup -> well seasoned pork with boiled-then-fried potatoes and green salad -> some fine-ass cake.
We also have something awesome here for food. It's called Vegeta. You never have to use anything else to flavour anything ever. Goes on meat, eggs, potatoes, in soup, whatever. Just epic.
User avatar #36 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
one moree thingg. Im getting off for now gotta shower but anyways thanks for the talk have a good night or day talk to you later.
User avatar #39 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Okay dude, you too, enjoy, cya.
User avatar #35 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
where is croatia?
User avatar #34 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
lol vegeta? like the guy from dragonball Z? i just thought it was a name i didnt know it was anything. also tomato soup is the shit espically on a cold day with grilled cheese it hits that spot good and hard
User avatar #37 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, google it. I doubt it has anything to do with DBZ Vegeta, just a coincidence.
I make tomato soup with homemade tomato sauce, I mix it with water like 1.2:2 raio of water/tomato. Put in some spices and a whole onion. When it starts to boil, add macaroni and wait until it's boiled soft. Enjoy mofo.
And yes it's awesome on a cold day.
User avatar #27 - myfourthaccount (12/04/2014) [-]
What the fuck is this? You guys can't have a normal conversation here, this is the internet.
User avatar #29 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Oh, right.
Like I was saying my fetish is scat armpit dp.
User avatar #32 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
hm interesting my fetish is midget fisting and insertion
User avatar #38 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Not bad.
User avatar #30 - myfourthaccount (12/04/2014) [-]
good, you may now proceed.
#143 - why dude 12/04/2014 on Roll your archenemy! +12
#49 - i suk dix 4 money jk i do it free 12/04/2014 on No, Fuck you. 0
#22 - Pan fried pork and some pasta with omlette, and a salad.  [+] (16 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Yo girl +2
User avatar #23 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
sounds good i had somthing similar pan fried rice with chicken and sweet mash
User avatar #24 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
nice nice
User avatar #25 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
what is you favorite food and or drink.
User avatar #26 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Very hard question dude, I only eat what I like the most so it's hard to pick out.
Basically anything made well that includes meats I like. Fried/cooked whatever.
Drink, with meat it's definitely Coca-Cola. On it's self there's a flavoured powder which you mix with water we have here, called Cedevita. Fucking tasty as fuck dude.
User avatar #28 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
where is that drink at? coke is good I like it espically in the glass bottles tho and if it was up to me id eat good steak for breakfast lunch and dinner with avacodos and i really like BBQ oh and favorite drink is coconut water
User avatar #31 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Croatia.
Yes, glass bottle coke is so much better than plastic, unbelievable.
Well if I had to choose, then tomato soup -> well seasoned pork with boiled-then-fried potatoes and green salad -> some fine-ass cake.
We also have something awesome here for food. It's called Vegeta. You never have to use anything else to flavour anything ever. Goes on meat, eggs, potatoes, in soup, whatever. Just epic.
User avatar #36 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
one moree thingg. Im getting off for now gotta shower but anyways thanks for the talk have a good night or day talk to you later.
User avatar #39 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Okay dude, you too, enjoy, cya.
User avatar #35 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
where is croatia?
User avatar #34 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
lol vegeta? like the guy from dragonball Z? i just thought it was a name i didnt know it was anything. also tomato soup is the shit espically on a cold day with grilled cheese it hits that spot good and hard
User avatar #37 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, google it. I doubt it has anything to do with DBZ Vegeta, just a coincidence.
I make tomato soup with homemade tomato sauce, I mix it with water like 1.2:2 raio of water/tomato. Put in some spices and a whole onion. When it starts to boil, add macaroni and wait until it's boiled soft. Enjoy mofo.
And yes it's awesome on a cold day.
User avatar #27 - myfourthaccount (12/04/2014) [-]
What the fuck is this? You guys can't have a normal conversation here, this is the internet.
User avatar #29 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Oh, right.
Like I was saying my fetish is scat armpit dp.
User avatar #32 - primeconduit (12/04/2014) [-]
hm interesting my fetish is midget fisting and insertion
User avatar #38 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Not bad.
User avatar #30 - myfourthaccount (12/04/2014) [-]
good, you may now proceed.
#24 - My dream job is basically any position in my branch where I do…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Clients from Hell... 0
User avatar #63 - thegreenrecon (12/04/2014) [-]
I know that feel, Im a chef, I stay happily in the back and let the wait staff deal with the bubbling retards, seriously some people are out of their minds, the one customer I dealt with rushed into the kitchen fuming that I didn't char his liver for him.. liver... I promptly handed him a spatula and told him if he wanted it charred he could chew on that for a little while instead. never saw him again, glad for it too. I do not envy customer oriented positions at all - 3 -
User avatar #64 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, it would be perfect if I could, for example, just fix PCs in the back room or assemble something electronic. Ahh man.
User avatar #65 - thegreenrecon (12/04/2014) [-]
oh dear god your a tech... nope fuck that... I did that.. fucking hell what some people will say when you talk to them about their computer problems
User avatar #66 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
No fucking shit dude, fucking hate that. That's why I'd like to just get handed shit to fix. I'm not antisocial nor do I have social anxiety, but I pick who I communicate with. Dense, stupid people are a huge no. I'm completely okay with the fact not everyone knows what I do, but the problem is when they THINK they know better than me. Motherfucker then why didn't you do it yourself.
User avatar #68 - thegreenrecon (12/04/2014) [-]
EXACTLY.. its like did you come here to get a job or get this fixed? because given that your paying me your money to do it either your A. to lazy to be bothered. or B. have no clue how to and should shut up, give me the basics, tell me if I need to back shit up and let me get to work.
User avatar #69 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I wish people were like that, life would be so easier.
User avatar #72 - thegreenrecon (12/04/2014) [-]
man its why I switched fields as soon as I got done college, fell right back on that culinary degree and never looked back, worst I deal with is some poor waiter groaning at me that I over cooked a pork chop or someone wanted their chicken rare(yes I seriously got that complaint)
User avatar #74 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
lol damn dude, but it's light years better than being the waiter I bet. I feel for those guys, though. Customers will give shit to them.
User avatar #78 - thegreenrecon (12/04/2014) [-]
yeah and here in canada they dont get paid nearly enough because of the tip system so they have to put up with the bullshit on top of it all
User avatar #79 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
That sucks..
User avatar #81 - thegreenrecon (12/04/2014) [-]
yeah well sad to say waiting is by and large an expendable position, unless your working high end an exclusive and make a mark with return customers you usually dont get paid well or have a lot of job security... id rather go back working tech than do it to be frank with you
User avatar #82 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Yeah waiting is usually just aside job to survive or get some quick money, not a career.. in most cases.
User avatar #84 - thegreenrecon (12/04/2014) [-]
pretty much, but iv worked with some seriously amazing wait staff before sure but usually their inbetweeners, its why there is such a shit situation for them, always make it a point that if ones a good egg and not a twat bag to stick up for them, chefs get a whole lot of pull in regard to staff, you'd be shocked by it.
User avatar #85 - toncheky (12/04/2014) [-]
Well chef's the boss, head of a team, it's a job with responsibility, I get what you're saying.
#32 - labrawat 12/03/2014 on A knife with a handle made... 0
#29 - Picture 12/03/2014 on Kim Jong-Il returns 0
#18 - That ******* video. 12/03/2014 on Bert & Ernie comp: Part 2 +4
#43 - **** yeah archery. 12/03/2014 on You've met with a terrible... +1
#62 - Well I am 19 now, and times have changed. It's pretty much lik… 12/03/2014 on My power level is greater... 0
#58 - I wasn't hit much but I think I've learned some lessons. For e…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2014 on My power level is greater... 0
User avatar #61 - ilennablond (12/03/2014) [-]
i just get so surprised when this is a normal thing, if a parent hit their kid here it would count as child abuse
User avatar #62 - toncheky (12/03/2014) [-]
Well I am 19 now, and times have changed. It's pretty much like that here now, too. But I think that's stupid. Of course, some parents just go over the line and fucking smack their child left and right for nothing. But I think occasional spanking or a slap is ok, when deserved. Children are way to protected now and do what they want. It's partly the parents' fault, too. But fucking hell if my kid told me "bitch" he'd get a slap across the face just like that.
#32 - top ******* kek 12/03/2014 on gets me every time 0
#23 - I am usually quite pale and sometimes in school I'd say that I… 12/03/2014 on Lazy Elementary School kid 0
#55 - Well that depends 99% on parents. Mostly it's for doing stupid…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/03/2014 on My power level is greater... 0
User avatar #57 - ilennablond (12/03/2014) [-]
but do you feel that it has made you a better person?
i have never been hit in my life, and i was a pretty shitty kid..
User avatar #58 - toncheky (12/03/2014) [-]
I wasn't hit much but I think I've learned some lessons. For example once I left my house somewhere at noon and didn't tell my parents. Went to my friends house and stayed all day and pretty late considering I was maybe like 10 or less even. Since my mom didn't know where I was she was scared that something happened and then she called parents of my friends asking if I was there. When she found out, she came there, picked me up, got home and got a pretty hefty spanking. Never did that again lol
User avatar #61 - ilennablond (12/03/2014) [-]
i just get so surprised when this is a normal thing, if a parent hit their kid here it would count as child abuse
User avatar #62 - toncheky (12/03/2014) [-]
Well I am 19 now, and times have changed. It's pretty much like that here now, too. But I think that's stupid. Of course, some parents just go over the line and fucking smack their child left and right for nothing. But I think occasional spanking or a slap is ok, when deserved. Children are way to protected now and do what they want. It's partly the parents' fault, too. But fucking hell if my kid told me "bitch" he'd get a slap across the face just like that.
#18 - disagreed, but oh well 12/03/2014 on lips... 0

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User avatar #118 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
Good afternoon, have a great rest of your day friend!
User avatar #119 to #118 - toncheky (11/18/2014) [-]
It's 23:43, but hey, thanks!
User avatar #120 to #119 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
Sorry well have a great morning!
User avatar #116 to #115 - toncheky (08/25/2014) [-]
#r00d
User avatar #114 - allnamesrtaken (06/05/2014) [-]
******* pineapple omg
User avatar #117 to #114 - toncheky (08/25/2014) [-]
ur mom
User avatar #113 - ajrin (06/05/2014) [-]
you're a pineapple
User avatar #112 - mrturferpop (06/05/2014) [-]
God damned pineapple faggot.
Coconut FTW!
User avatar #111 - fizzor (06/05/2014) [-]
You're a pineapple
User avatar #110 - thewitchking (06/05/2014) [-]
Lol, stupid pineapple
User avatar #109 - Sunset (06/05/2014) [-]
you ******* pineapple
User avatar #100 - toncheky (03/07/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #101 to #100 - toncheky (03/07/2014) [-]
hi
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hi
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hi
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hi
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hi
#94 - basstard (11/17/2013) [-]
oi
User avatar #95 to #94 - toncheky (11/17/2013) [-]
de fok
#97 to #96 - toncheky (11/17/2013) [-]
y r u not respon on sykepi
y r u not respon on sykepi
#98 to #97 - basstard (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm here now.
User avatar #85 - anonefg **User deleted account** (04/15/2013) [-]
De ******* stroyed kid. Dont mess with me
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User avatar #89 to #50 - toncheky (09/11/2013) [-]
ur a fekin fget
User avatar #91 to #90 - toncheky (09/11/2013) [-]
dosent cheng d fekt ur a fekin fget
#92 to #91 - basstard (09/11/2013) [-]
Jolly good.
Jolly good.
#27 - bobJML (04/16/2011) [-]
Hi.
Hi.
User avatar #7 - bobJML (03/08/2011) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #5 - BingoFingaz (02/25/2011) [-]
Seriously, Why the hell dont you get many thumbs !?!
Your comments and content FREAKIN' ROCK !!!!!
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amz to late to possess all your comment virginz.








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