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Date Signed Up:6/08/2011
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#249 - You still look like a fatass to me... you fat *******… 05/23/2015 on Fat Logic Comp +2
#216 - Don't act like you care... 05/16/2015 on Tell Addy what you're up... 0
#150 - Thanks mate. 05/12/2015 on OG 0
#308 - I absolutely know that feeling. But with even more time. I see… 05/10/2015 on Morbid Photographs #2 +1
#275 - Please write a book. Or at least tell your stories on FJ as co…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Morbid Photographs #2 +1
#302 - zielscheibe (05/10/2015) [-]
Oi - shucks - you flatter me

I could do that

But i doubt my dang life is important enough to write about -

I don't even know if i am grown up enough to do so anyways

You know that feeling as you get older and look back on the things you have done 4 ,8 or 10 years ago and think to yoursefl * :.. god damn i have been a stupid fucker back than *

So yeah . maybe sometimes
User avatar #308 - tomtomvdp (05/10/2015) [-]
I absolutely know that feeling. But with even more time. I see stupid shit from the past as a good thing. Because it means that at some point you fucked up. And learned from that mistake. And this method applies to some dumb shit. Like akwardly saying something retarded to your childhood crush. Or something more decisive like things that had an enormous negative impact in your life.

So basically , 9/11 , Would read your shit.
#148 - do et  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2015 on OG 0
User avatar #150 - tomtomvdp (05/12/2015) [-]
Thanks mate.
#146 - And where did they came from !?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2015 on OG 0
#147 - canadiancarl (05/10/2015) [-]
/k/. I'm trying to figure out how to make a compilation so I can share them all here, but I've never done it before.
#148 - tomtomvdp (05/10/2015) [-]
do et
User avatar #150 - tomtomvdp (05/12/2015) [-]
Thanks mate.
#260 - So , I don't know your age. But knowing what you know. The goo…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Morbid Photographs #2 0
#272 - zielscheibe (05/10/2015) [-]
Alredy served 2,5 years as a german soldier

But the modern german armed forces are fare worse than the Wehrmacht standard

I wanted to become an NCO and got the papers and resultes to do so - would have had to do 12 years and end up as a Sergeant rank ( Feldwebel )

But i quit ( because of our Afghanistan politics and stuff like that ) and started to travel around the globe - until now . And now i try to get myself a house and a dog and start to get shit done .
#275 - tomtomvdp (05/10/2015) [-]
Please write a book. Or at least tell your stories on FJ as content. I mean it , people want to read this. Even the mos trivial and ordinary things you write. About your childhood, family , and time served. And your current situation. Will be very interesting to read.
#302 - zielscheibe (05/10/2015) [-]
Oi - shucks - you flatter me

I could do that

But i doubt my dang life is important enough to write about -

I don't even know if i am grown up enough to do so anyways

You know that feeling as you get older and look back on the things you have done 4 ,8 or 10 years ago and think to yoursefl * :.. god damn i have been a stupid fucker back than *

So yeah . maybe sometimes
User avatar #308 - tomtomvdp (05/10/2015) [-]
I absolutely know that feeling. But with even more time. I see stupid shit from the past as a good thing. Because it means that at some point you fucked up. And learned from that mistake. And this method applies to some dumb shit. Like akwardly saying something retarded to your childhood crush. Or something more decisive like things that had an enormous negative impact in your life.

So basically , 9/11 , Would read your shit.
#217 - Holy **** , that is interesting. Where did you learn that ?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/09/2015 on Morbid Photographs #2 0
User avatar #258 - zielscheibe (05/10/2015) [-]
Thanks - I was born into a family of soldiers and police men

Very soon in my life , military history of the german forces and the troublesome shadows of the two lost world wars became one of my favorite things to learn and talk about.

It's something like my hobby to discuss WW2 history from a german point of view -

User avatar #260 - tomtomvdp (05/10/2015) [-]
So , I don't know your age. But knowing what you know. The good and the bad side of the lifestyle. Are going to join the military or the police force ?
#272 - zielscheibe (05/10/2015) [-]
Alredy served 2,5 years as a german soldier

But the modern german armed forces are fare worse than the Wehrmacht standard

I wanted to become an NCO and got the papers and resultes to do so - would have had to do 12 years and end up as a Sergeant rank ( Feldwebel )

But i quit ( because of our Afghanistan politics and stuff like that ) and started to travel around the globe - until now . And now i try to get myself a house and a dog and start to get shit done .
#275 - tomtomvdp (05/10/2015) [-]
Please write a book. Or at least tell your stories on FJ as content. I mean it , people want to read this. Even the mos trivial and ordinary things you write. About your childhood, family , and time served. And your current situation. Will be very interesting to read.
#302 - zielscheibe (05/10/2015) [-]
Oi - shucks - you flatter me

I could do that

But i doubt my dang life is important enough to write about -

I don't even know if i am grown up enough to do so anyways

You know that feeling as you get older and look back on the things you have done 4 ,8 or 10 years ago and think to yoursefl * :.. god damn i have been a stupid fucker back than *

So yeah . maybe sometimes
User avatar #308 - tomtomvdp (05/10/2015) [-]
I absolutely know that feeling. But with even more time. I see stupid shit from the past as a good thing. Because it means that at some point you fucked up. And learned from that mistake. And this method applies to some dumb shit. Like akwardly saying something retarded to your childhood crush. Or something more decisive like things that had an enormous negative impact in your life.

So basically , 9/11 , Would read your shit.
#123 - Picture 05/09/2015 on giant hairless babies +5
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#7 - susukixd (01/04/2015) [-]
te amo tomi , no le digas a moi.
#2 - camilabalvanera (03/13/2014) [-]
No me presiones. Tengo recursos.
User avatar #3 to #2 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (03/13/2014) [-]
Pls.. esto FJ , Con una foto como esa aca me levanto a 30 britanicas.
User avatar #4 to #3 - camilabalvanera (03/13/2014) [-]
Acabo de aprender que puedo replicar comentarios.
User avatar #5 to #4 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (03/13/2014) [-]
Oh lordy... Este es el principio del fin , para el ultimo lugar en el mundo , donde yo era masomenos respetado y decente. Falta que ahora hagas que todo el IUNA se haga una cuenta y me molesten entre todos. PLS
User avatar #6 to #5 - camilabalvanera (03/13/2014) [-]
Y hagamos chistes sobre las materias que vamos a cursar.
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