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    You shouldn't You shouldn't

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#2 - The only thing that makes me sad is that the video doesn't eve…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2016 on schools PC college student +15
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#25 - avyon (07/23/2016) [-]
it's at 42k views now
#11 - So... was the bike dude just a distraction or a mere coincidence? 07/22/2016 on Your average road crossing... 0
#12 - Keanu Reeves looks like a cardboard cut-out  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2016 on manny +8
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#23 - notmadguy (07/22/2016) [-]
what if we are all cardboard cutouts and the earth actually is flat
#38 - Muslims have terrorists, we have Zeus. Checkmate. 06/14/2016 on Witnessed +7
#8 - Hm I don't know, maybe cause it's a comedy strip where the cam… 06/11/2016 on Gif Dump - Part 86 +3
#6 - Also the more important reason why the use it is because of sw…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2016 on Gif Dump - Part 86 +11
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#26 - cptmongtard (06/11/2016) [-]
Fam it's oily as f u c k
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#7 - pentol (06/11/2016) [-]
Then why are they cakeing it on like an antsy 11 year old cakes on make-up? When you have thick layers of cammo, it becomes shiny. you are supposed to use as little as possible, so you get the dullest and least eyecatching color possible. Also it should be put on in broad diagonal lines so as to make your face look as little like a face as possible.
Source: did it a total of one time in boot camp
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#28 - cptmongtard (06/11/2016) [-]
You apply a base layer though. Dark base of black/brown and then break it up with non-patterned green/black/brown
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#8 - tomfra (06/11/2016) [-]
Hm I don't know, maybe cause it's a comedy strip where the camo is simply used for a racial joke?
#25 - Wouldn't it be easier to learn how to tatoo with the other han…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2016 on World's first tattoo-gun... +1
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#26 - imoriginalposter (06/10/2016) [-]
No, a large portion of drawing is muscle memory, and good artists draw from their shoulder and forearm, not their fingers anyway. so this is likely a better solution as it takes years to develop that muscle memory,
#53 - What the **** are you talking about 06/08/2016 on kids 0
#52 - Because children don't know what danger is, they have a differ… 06/08/2016 on kids 0
#18 - Well that's the point where it depends on the context. For exa…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2016 on kids 0
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#20 - thatonecommunist (06/08/2016) [-]
Why not just tell them streets are dangerous without lying to them? that was the most convoluted thing ever and completely unnecessary.
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#52 - tomfra (06/08/2016) [-]
Because children don't know what danger is, they have a different view of the world than adults have. Children don't do what you tell them, they do what you do. If you tell them crossing the street is dangerous, but they see a bunch of adults who cross the streets on red lights or while there is heavy trafic the will think that you are just overprotective and do it anyway.
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