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Date Signed Up:12/08/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
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#400 - Good, cuz you know my rhymes have been BLESSED .  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2014 on My Favourite Anime +1
User avatar #402 - lavitts (08/04/2014) [-]
Then please, be my GUEST.
#407 - tomatoesauce (08/04/2014) [-]
Imma put you to REST.
nothin' left but your body in a CHEST.
not a single rhyme you spit will save your LIFE.
These rhymes are how imma end this STRIFE.
My words'll cut through you like a KNIFE.
User avatar #408 - lavitts (08/04/2014) [-]
Bravo you glorious sumbitch.
#410 - tomatoesauce (08/04/2014) [-]
Glorious you say?
#397 - Are you tryina put my rhymes to the TEST ?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/04/2014 on My Favourite Anime +1
User avatar #398 - lavitts (08/04/2014) [-]
Hell nah, this is all in JEST.
#400 - tomatoesauce (08/04/2014) [-]
Good, cuz you know my rhymes have been BLESSED.
User avatar #402 - lavitts (08/04/2014) [-]
Then please, be my GUEST.
#407 - tomatoesauce (08/04/2014) [-]
Imma put you to REST.
nothin' left but your body in a CHEST.
not a single rhyme you spit will save your LIFE.
These rhymes are how imma end this STRIFE.
My words'll cut through you like a KNIFE.
User avatar #408 - lavitts (08/04/2014) [-]
Bravo you glorious sumbitch.
#410 - tomatoesauce (08/04/2014) [-]
Glorious you say?
#391 - you talk **** again, imma put a ******* …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/04/2014 on My Favourite Anime +1
User avatar #394 - lavitts (08/04/2014) [-]
Nigga, you won't even graze my VEST.

Break it down chipmunk!
Beatboxing Chipmunk
#397 - tomatoesauce (08/04/2014) [-]
Are you tryina put my rhymes to the TEST?
User avatar #398 - lavitts (08/04/2014) [-]
Hell nah, this is all in JEST.
#400 - tomatoesauce (08/04/2014) [-]
Good, cuz you know my rhymes have been BLESSED.
User avatar #402 - lavitts (08/04/2014) [-]
Then please, be my GUEST.
#407 - tomatoesauce (08/04/2014) [-]
Imma put you to REST.
nothin' left but your body in a CHEST.
not a single rhyme you spit will save your LIFE.
These rhymes are how imma end this STRIFE.
My words'll cut through you like a KNIFE.
User avatar #408 - lavitts (08/04/2014) [-]
Bravo you glorious sumbitch.
#410 - tomatoesauce (08/04/2014) [-]
Glorious you say?
#49 - Yeah, but those who realize it are said to be "going to H… 08/04/2014 on Advertising aimed at women... -1
#363 - L was the ******* BEST .  [+] (10 new replies) 08/04/2014 on My Favourite Anime 0
User avatar #390 - lavitts (08/04/2014) [-]
But then he died like all the REST.
#391 - tomatoesauce (08/04/2014) [-]
you talk shit again, imma put a fucking knife in your CHEST.
User avatar #394 - lavitts (08/04/2014) [-]
Nigga, you won't even graze my VEST.

Break it down chipmunk!
Beatboxing Chipmunk
#397 - tomatoesauce (08/04/2014) [-]
Are you tryina put my rhymes to the TEST?
User avatar #398 - lavitts (08/04/2014) [-]
Hell nah, this is all in JEST.
#400 - tomatoesauce (08/04/2014) [-]
Good, cuz you know my rhymes have been BLESSED.
User avatar #402 - lavitts (08/04/2014) [-]
Then please, be my GUEST.
#407 - tomatoesauce (08/04/2014) [-]
Imma put you to REST.
nothin' left but your body in a CHEST.
not a single rhyme you spit will save your LIFE.
These rhymes are how imma end this STRIFE.
My words'll cut through you like a KNIFE.
User avatar #408 - lavitts (08/04/2014) [-]
Bravo you glorious sumbitch.
#410 - tomatoesauce (08/04/2014) [-]
Glorious you say?
#465 - I FORGOT TO BLINK 08/04/2014 on I Forgot 0
#47 - INSULTING MERCURY BE WORSE THAN INSULTING GOD  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Freddie Mercury +4
User avatar #78 - grandlordchicken (07/29/2014) [-]
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT FREDDIE
#31 - You say it as if it may be possible? 07/28/2014 on fountain of youth -2
#67 - What?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Well, that's really dark +3
User avatar #68 - theincrediblemrk (07/28/2014) [-]
yeah that was a thing.
#52 - YOU SAID I WAS A TRAITOR TO TWIX, IMPLYING THAT I HAVE TOUC…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on Where Were You All My Life +1
#53 - seemore (07/27/2014) [-]
I WAS IMPLYING NO SUCH THING, SIMPLY SAYING YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO THE ALMIGHTY TWIX. HAVING NEVER EVEN TOUCHED ONE THE BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECES SHOULD BE PUNISHABLE BY DEATH
#50 - HA! YOU BELIEVE I HAVE EVER TOUCHED TWIX TO BEGIN WITH? I S…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Where Were You All My Life +1
#51 - seemore (07/26/2014) [-]
I DID NOT STATE THAT YOU HAVE, AND THANKFULLY SO. NO TWIX DESERVES TO BE TOUCHED BY YOUR FILTHY HANDS
#52 - tomatoesauce (07/26/2014) [-]
YOU SAID I WAS A TRAITOR TO TWIX, IMPLYING THAT I HAVE TOUCHED THE FILTHY "FOOD".
#53 - seemore (07/27/2014) [-]
I WAS IMPLYING NO SUCH THING, SIMPLY SAYING YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO THE ALMIGHTY TWIX. HAVING NEVER EVEN TOUCHED ONE THE BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECES SHOULD BE PUNISHABLE BY DEATH
#251 - "I want you died" 07/25/2014 on Cringe comp P.10! It has... +2
#48 - This post probably made the hentai board go nuts with tentacles 07/25/2014 on I've seen enough Hen- wait... +3
#48 - I AM NO TRAITOR. YOU INSULT ME ON THE VERY GROUND I STAND. I…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Where Were You All My Life +1
#49 - seemore (07/26/2014) [-]
you may not be a traitor to reeses but YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO TWIX, and to FJ. filthy traitor
#50 - tomatoesauce (07/26/2014) [-]
HA! YOU BELIEVE I HAVE EVER TOUCHED TWIX TO BEGIN WITH? I SCOFF AT YOUR ACCUSATION. HAIL REESES.
#51 - seemore (07/26/2014) [-]
I DID NOT STATE THAT YOU HAVE, AND THANKFULLY SO. NO TWIX DESERVES TO BE TOUCHED BY YOUR FILTHY HANDS
#52 - tomatoesauce (07/26/2014) [-]
YOU SAID I WAS A TRAITOR TO TWIX, IMPLYING THAT I HAVE TOUCHED THE FILTHY "FOOD".
#53 - seemore (07/27/2014) [-]
I WAS IMPLYING NO SUCH THING, SIMPLY SAYING YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO THE ALMIGHTY TWIX. HAVING NEVER EVEN TOUCHED ONE THE BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECES SHOULD BE PUNISHABLE BY DEATH
#35 - I am aware of where this is going. 07/24/2014 on Poor Mikuru 0
#34 - Okay, now I have seen enough.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Poor Mikuru 0
#35 - tomatoesauce (07/24/2014) [-]
I am aware of where this is going.
#25 - I don't believe I have seen enough hentai.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Poor Mikuru 0
#34 - tomatoesauce (07/24/2014) [-]
Okay, now I have seen enough.
#35 - tomatoesauce (07/24/2014) [-]
I am aware of where this is going.
#36 - You filthy traitor  [+] (7 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Where Were You All My Life +3
#46 - seemore (07/24/2014) [-]
Coming from the one who likes reeses
#48 - tomatoesauce (07/25/2014) [-]
I AM NO TRAITOR. YOU INSULT ME ON THE VERY GROUND I STAND. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A WORSHIPER OF REESES , NOT ONCE, HAVE I EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT ALLOWING SUCH SCUM GO ANYWHERE NEAR MY MOUTH.
#49 - seemore (07/26/2014) [-]
you may not be a traitor to reeses but YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO TWIX, and to FJ. filthy traitor
#50 - tomatoesauce (07/26/2014) [-]
HA! YOU BELIEVE I HAVE EVER TOUCHED TWIX TO BEGIN WITH? I SCOFF AT YOUR ACCUSATION. HAIL REESES.
#51 - seemore (07/26/2014) [-]
I DID NOT STATE THAT YOU HAVE, AND THANKFULLY SO. NO TWIX DESERVES TO BE TOUCHED BY YOUR FILTHY HANDS
#52 - tomatoesauce (07/26/2014) [-]
YOU SAID I WAS A TRAITOR TO TWIX, IMPLYING THAT I HAVE TOUCHED THE FILTHY "FOOD".
#53 - seemore (07/27/2014) [-]
I WAS IMPLYING NO SUCH THING, SIMPLY SAYING YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO THE ALMIGHTY TWIX. HAVING NEVER EVEN TOUCHED ONE THE BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECES SHOULD BE PUNISHABLE BY DEATH
#395 - >wake up >go to sleep 07/24/2014 on describe your daily routine +1
#587 - no ragrets 07/24/2014 on What would you draw? 0
#586 - **tomatoesauce rolled image ** to have sex with.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on What would you draw? +2
#587 - tomatoesauce (07/24/2014) [-]
no ragrets
#5 - YOU BITCH! YOU TRULY BELIEVE THAT TWIX, THE ******* …  [+] (12 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Where Were You All My Life +30
#27 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
im allergic to peanut butter and chocolate. so reeses are like death to me however i can eat a twix or two before it bothers me
#10 - seemore (07/24/2014) [-]
i agree with drl
User avatar #22 - memealert (07/24/2014) [-]
YOU BITCH! YOU TRULY BELIEVE THAT TWIX, THE FUCKING SCUM OF ALL THINGS EDIBLE ARE BETTER THAN THE GOD OF ALL SUSTAINING ITEMS IN THE WORLD, NO THE UNIVERSE, REESES? WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM? LEFT SIDE OR RIGHT SIDE? OH I DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW ABOUT THE WHOLE GODDAMN CUP? YOU DON'T WORRY ABOUT PETTY SIDES WHEN IT COMES TO CONSUMING THE HOLY FOOD ITEM THERE IS ONLY ONE SIDE. EXCELLENCE.
#11 - seemore (07/24/2014) [-]
no that's not true i like reeses but all hail twix
#36 - tomatoesauce (07/24/2014) [-]
You filthy traitor
#46 - seemore (07/24/2014) [-]
Coming from the one who likes reeses
#48 - tomatoesauce (07/25/2014) [-]
I AM NO TRAITOR. YOU INSULT ME ON THE VERY GROUND I STAND. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A WORSHIPER OF REESES , NOT ONCE, HAVE I EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT ALLOWING SUCH SCUM GO ANYWHERE NEAR MY MOUTH.
#49 - seemore (07/26/2014) [-]
you may not be a traitor to reeses but YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO TWIX, and to FJ. filthy traitor
#50 - tomatoesauce (07/26/2014) [-]
HA! YOU BELIEVE I HAVE EVER TOUCHED TWIX TO BEGIN WITH? I SCOFF AT YOUR ACCUSATION. HAIL REESES.
#51 - seemore (07/26/2014) [-]
I DID NOT STATE THAT YOU HAVE, AND THANKFULLY SO. NO TWIX DESERVES TO BE TOUCHED BY YOUR FILTHY HANDS
#52 - tomatoesauce (07/26/2014) [-]
YOU SAID I WAS A TRAITOR TO TWIX, IMPLYING THAT I HAVE TOUCHED THE FILTHY "FOOD".
#53 - seemore (07/27/2014) [-]
I WAS IMPLYING NO SUCH THING, SIMPLY SAYING YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO THE ALMIGHTY TWIX. HAVING NEVER EVEN TOUCHED ONE THE BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECES SHOULD BE PUNISHABLE BY DEATH
#4 - My love 07/24/2014 on Where Were You All My Life +1
#276 - I'm ON IT 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
#258 - don't start that ******** with me. I JUST saw wha…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
User avatar #264 - yeahbb (07/24/2014) [-]
you have to listen to your heart
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User avatar #24 - twi (06/01/2014) [-]
well okay then
#25 to #24 - tomatoesauce (06/01/2014) [-]
what?
User avatar #18 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
Could you at least give credit?
#19 to #18 - tomatoesauce (07/11/2013) [-]
for what?
User avatar #20 to #19 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
that cleverbot content
#21 to #20 - tomatoesauce (07/11/2013) [-]
go on search and look up cleverbot. that is not you. i will give him credit if he asks me.
User avatar #22 to #21 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
why didnt you give credit for the users content in the first place?
#23 to #22 - tomatoesauce (07/11/2013) [-]
I did not think of it, i was tired and if he asks i'll give it to him.
User avatar #1 - theorangefox (04/03/2013) [-]
Who on earth are you?
#2 to #1 - tomatoesauce (04/03/2013) [-]
i have no idea
User avatar #3 to #2 - theorangefox (04/03/2013) [-]
and you want to be friends because?
#4 to #3 - tomatoesauce (04/03/2013) [-]
i like having friends
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