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#58 - Toodles. 06/03/2016 on Daddies, could you please... 0
#73 - **** dude. I'm trying all I can to get in. Also …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2016 on Gender Equality 0
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#95 - synthane (05/30/2016) [-]
Before you dedicate to going anywhere, visit the campus in person. Don't take anyone's word for what it is like until you see it yourself, preferably when there are actual other students around. See if you can get a tour of the dorms, the food places, the library, and any general study areas. If you can't imagine yourself fitting in around those areas, it probably isn't going to be a pleasant experience.

Best of luck to you. I've been lucky and have enjoyed my college experience quite a bit. Have never had any problems or seen anyone have problems. It is a pretty relaxed campus and most folks just let other people do what they are going to do and everyone minds their own business.
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#75 - LaBarata (05/30/2016) [-]
Damn dude, shit sucks. You couldn't pay me to go back these days- You're holding your nose and taking a great big ol' cannonball into Man-Hate Central. Good luck, broseph- You're gonna need it.
#69 - god DAMMIT  [+] (4 new replies) 05/30/2016 on Gender Equality +1
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#71 - LaBarata (05/30/2016) [-]
Dude, this is one of the two industries that near singlehandedly created the recession.

They make it a necessity, price it as a luxury, and because the government accepts it's a necessity, they give out more loans to offset the rising costs, which in turn means more guaranteed money for the universities, which means that they can raise costs again.
#73 - tomatoesauce (05/30/2016) [-]
Shit dude.
I'm trying all I can to get in.
Also your name just doesn't say online and it spooks the dick out of me when you reply.
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#95 - synthane (05/30/2016) [-]
Before you dedicate to going anywhere, visit the campus in person. Don't take anyone's word for what it is like until you see it yourself, preferably when there are actual other students around. See if you can get a tour of the dorms, the food places, the library, and any general study areas. If you can't imagine yourself fitting in around those areas, it probably isn't going to be a pleasant experience.

Best of luck to you. I've been lucky and have enjoyed my college experience quite a bit. Have never had any problems or seen anyone have problems. It is a pretty relaxed campus and most folks just let other people do what they are going to do and everyone minds their own business.
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#75 - LaBarata (05/30/2016) [-]
Damn dude, shit sucks. You couldn't pay me to go back these days- You're holding your nose and taking a great big ol' cannonball into Man-Hate Central. Good luck, broseph- You're gonna need it.
#40 - But then it got bitterer. Rather quickly might I add. 05/30/2016 on Author's Underlying Problems +17
#64 - I would at least want a refund or something.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/30/2016 on Gender Equality +2
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#68 - LaBarata (05/30/2016) [-]
>North American university
>Giving money back for any reason

Pick one
#69 - tomatoesauce (05/30/2016) [-]
godDAMMIT
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#71 - LaBarata (05/30/2016) [-]
Dude, this is one of the two industries that near singlehandedly created the recession.

They make it a necessity, price it as a luxury, and because the government accepts it's a necessity, they give out more loans to offset the rising costs, which in turn means more guaranteed money for the universities, which means that they can raise costs again.
#73 - tomatoesauce (05/30/2016) [-]
Shit dude.
I'm trying all I can to get in.
Also your name just doesn't say online and it spooks the dick out of me when you reply.
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#95 - synthane (05/30/2016) [-]
Before you dedicate to going anywhere, visit the campus in person. Don't take anyone's word for what it is like until you see it yourself, preferably when there are actual other students around. See if you can get a tour of the dorms, the food places, the library, and any general study areas. If you can't imagine yourself fitting in around those areas, it probably isn't going to be a pleasant experience.

Best of luck to you. I've been lucky and have enjoyed my college experience quite a bit. Have never had any problems or seen anyone have problems. It is a pretty relaxed campus and most folks just let other people do what they are going to do and everyone minds their own business.
User avatar
#75 - LaBarata (05/30/2016) [-]
Damn dude, shit sucks. You couldn't pay me to go back these days- You're holding your nose and taking a great big ol' cannonball into Man-Hate Central. Good luck, broseph- You're gonna need it.
#32 - It's cool. Everybody makes mistakes. 05/30/2016 on anal isis +2
#27 - That makes sense. I share that philosophy in a sense.  [+] (10 new replies) 05/30/2016 on Anon might be M. Night... +2
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#28 - SoraDono (05/30/2016) [-]
I mean, as long as you stop fucking when you're feeling close and she's in her fertile week, and finish outside on every occasion, there's just about the same amount of chance of getting her pregnant as using a condom.

Think about it like this, you know how people who are trying to get pregnant still don't manage right off the bat? It's not easy to get someone pregnant even if you do finish inside, of course, there's a moderate chance which is risky enough if you don't want kids but still.

It's a matter of experience, you start out careful, and then you learn your limits and so it becomes easy to do.

Only downside is that you don't get the sweetness of finishing inside, which is where anal comes into play. ;)
#54 - devonera (05/30/2016) [-]
Anal can lead to pregnancy too. It's rare, but it can leak out and run in there. Just saying.
#43 - kmichel (05/30/2016) [-]
That's correct, and this is also the first time someone has posted the truth about pulling out without getting thumbed to oblivion. Research shows that condoms are about 95% effective, while "perfect" pulling out is 94% effective. Pretty much the same.

However, you should be aware of two things if you're using the pull-out method (besides making sure you pull out). The first is that precum does not contain sperm. Sperm and precum are produced in different areas, and if your reproductive system works properly, there cannot be any sperm in your precum. HOWEVER, about 33% of men have so-called "leaky valves" that result in some sperm making it into the precum. It's these people who account for the 6% fail rate. The fail rate is not 33% because precum has a much lower volume than ejaculate. Same concentration of sperm, but less volume. The second point is that even in a healthy person, there will be some sperm left in the penis after ejaculation. Therefore, it's suggested that you urinate several times or more between sex. If you have back to back sessions usinjg the pull-out method, you're at higher risk for pregnancy.
#34 - anon (05/30/2016) [-]
Err...citation needed? Don't get me wrong I agree that going in raw =/= pregnancy guaranteed, but just finishing outside won't match a condom....especially if she's on her fertile period (though that might have been a typo). Pre-cum has sperm in it too.

You have been lucky. The other thing is you've (by your own numbers) done it 24 times max in 4 years. People who are trying for a kid probably do that in 2 months. Also you've never mentioned if the girl was on birth control. And since you took the time to get to know her first, you know you ain't breaking rule number 1- Don't stick your dick in crazy.
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#55 - twentyseconds (05/31/2016) [-]
no it doesnt.

pre cum =/= sperm
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#50 - Visual (05/30/2016) [-]
Pre-cum only has sperm in it if you've masturbated beforehand and didn't pee. Pre-cum itself doesn't inherently carry sperm but if there's sperm leftover in the urethra tract, it'll carry it out. Peeing kills off any sperm cells left inside.
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#35 - SoraDono (05/30/2016) [-]
I've stuck my dick in crazy, just not that crazy.

Anyways, I've had sex 24 times in the past two months at least so that fails.

And I meant, if she's NOT on her fertile week, and you finish outside, you're basically 99% safe, just as much as a condom.

Point being that if she is on her fertile and you finish outside, you're still pretty safe.
#38 - evilbutters (05/30/2016) [-]
No offense, but you're dragging it a bit far.
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#41 - SoraDono (05/30/2016) [-]
none taken
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#39 - evilbutters (05/30/2016) [-]
I just realized, I have made it worse. What have I done...
#25 - Damn. Either way, I salute you, and your lucky-ass sexcapades.  [+] (12 new replies) 05/30/2016 on Anon might be M. Night... +7
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#26 - SoraDono (05/30/2016) [-]
Well it helps that I don't do one night stands, I only fuck reliable people I'm in a relationship with.
#27 - tomatoesauce (05/30/2016) [-]
That makes sense.
I share that philosophy in a sense.
User avatar
#28 - SoraDono (05/30/2016) [-]
I mean, as long as you stop fucking when you're feeling close and she's in her fertile week, and finish outside on every occasion, there's just about the same amount of chance of getting her pregnant as using a condom.

Think about it like this, you know how people who are trying to get pregnant still don't manage right off the bat? It's not easy to get someone pregnant even if you do finish inside, of course, there's a moderate chance which is risky enough if you don't want kids but still.

It's a matter of experience, you start out careful, and then you learn your limits and so it becomes easy to do.

Only downside is that you don't get the sweetness of finishing inside, which is where anal comes into play. ;)
#54 - devonera (05/30/2016) [-]
Anal can lead to pregnancy too. It's rare, but it can leak out and run in there. Just saying.
#43 - kmichel (05/30/2016) [-]
That's correct, and this is also the first time someone has posted the truth about pulling out without getting thumbed to oblivion. Research shows that condoms are about 95% effective, while "perfect" pulling out is 94% effective. Pretty much the same.

However, you should be aware of two things if you're using the pull-out method (besides making sure you pull out). The first is that precum does not contain sperm. Sperm and precum are produced in different areas, and if your reproductive system works properly, there cannot be any sperm in your precum. HOWEVER, about 33% of men have so-called "leaky valves" that result in some sperm making it into the precum. It's these people who account for the 6% fail rate. The fail rate is not 33% because precum has a much lower volume than ejaculate. Same concentration of sperm, but less volume. The second point is that even in a healthy person, there will be some sperm left in the penis after ejaculation. Therefore, it's suggested that you urinate several times or more between sex. If you have back to back sessions usinjg the pull-out method, you're at higher risk for pregnancy.
#34 - anon (05/30/2016) [-]
Err...citation needed? Don't get me wrong I agree that going in raw =/= pregnancy guaranteed, but just finishing outside won't match a condom....especially if she's on her fertile period (though that might have been a typo). Pre-cum has sperm in it too.

You have been lucky. The other thing is you've (by your own numbers) done it 24 times max in 4 years. People who are trying for a kid probably do that in 2 months. Also you've never mentioned if the girl was on birth control. And since you took the time to get to know her first, you know you ain't breaking rule number 1- Don't stick your dick in crazy.
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#55 - twentyseconds (05/31/2016) [-]
no it doesnt.

pre cum =/= sperm
User avatar
#50 - Visual (05/30/2016) [-]
Pre-cum only has sperm in it if you've masturbated beforehand and didn't pee. Pre-cum itself doesn't inherently carry sperm but if there's sperm leftover in the urethra tract, it'll carry it out. Peeing kills off any sperm cells left inside.
User avatar
#35 - SoraDono (05/30/2016) [-]
I've stuck my dick in crazy, just not that crazy.

Anyways, I've had sex 24 times in the past two months at least so that fails.

And I meant, if she's NOT on her fertile week, and you finish outside, you're basically 99% safe, just as much as a condom.

Point being that if she is on her fertile and you finish outside, you're still pretty safe.
#38 - evilbutters (05/30/2016) [-]
No offense, but you're dragging it a bit far.
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#41 - SoraDono (05/30/2016) [-]
none taken
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#39 - evilbutters (05/30/2016) [-]
I just realized, I have made it worse. What have I done...
#41 - What if they were to be found innocent? Do they get to com…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/30/2016 on Gender Equality +9
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#44 - LaBarata (05/30/2016) [-]
As far as I know, the ones expelled in the last bit haven't been let back in, but a bunch ARE suing. Tbh I wouldn't want to go back
#64 - tomatoesauce (05/30/2016) [-]
I would at least want a refund or something.
User avatar
#68 - LaBarata (05/30/2016) [-]
>North American university
>Giving money back for any reason

Pick one
#69 - tomatoesauce (05/30/2016) [-]
godDAMMIT
User avatar
#71 - LaBarata (05/30/2016) [-]
Dude, this is one of the two industries that near singlehandedly created the recession.

They make it a necessity, price it as a luxury, and because the government accepts it's a necessity, they give out more loans to offset the rising costs, which in turn means more guaranteed money for the universities, which means that they can raise costs again.
#73 - tomatoesauce (05/30/2016) [-]
Shit dude.
I'm trying all I can to get in.
Also your name just doesn't say online and it spooks the dick out of me when you reply.
User avatar
#95 - synthane (05/30/2016) [-]
Before you dedicate to going anywhere, visit the campus in person. Don't take anyone's word for what it is like until you see it yourself, preferably when there are actual other students around. See if you can get a tour of the dorms, the food places, the library, and any general study areas. If you can't imagine yourself fitting in around those areas, it probably isn't going to be a pleasant experience.

Best of luck to you. I've been lucky and have enjoyed my college experience quite a bit. Have never had any problems or seen anyone have problems. It is a pretty relaxed campus and most folks just let other people do what they are going to do and everyone minds their own business.
User avatar
#75 - LaBarata (05/30/2016) [-]
Damn dude, shit sucks. You couldn't pay me to go back these days- You're holding your nose and taking a great big ol' cannonball into Man-Hate Central. Good luck, broseph- You're gonna need it.
#23 - Play lotto, buddy-boy.  [+] (14 new replies) 05/30/2016 on Anon might be M. Night... +40
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#24 - SoraDono (05/30/2016) [-]
I play once every 2-3 months, I haven't gotten anything yet.
#25 - tomatoesauce (05/30/2016) [-]
Damn.
Either way, I salute you, and your lucky-ass sexcapades.
User avatar
#26 - SoraDono (05/30/2016) [-]
Well it helps that I don't do one night stands, I only fuck reliable people I'm in a relationship with.
#27 - tomatoesauce (05/30/2016) [-]
That makes sense.
I share that philosophy in a sense.
User avatar
#28 - SoraDono (05/30/2016) [-]
I mean, as long as you stop fucking when you're feeling close and she's in her fertile week, and finish outside on every occasion, there's just about the same amount of chance of getting her pregnant as using a condom.

Think about it like this, you know how people who are trying to get pregnant still don't manage right off the bat? It's not easy to get someone pregnant even if you do finish inside, of course, there's a moderate chance which is risky enough if you don't want kids but still.

It's a matter of experience, you start out careful, and then you learn your limits and so it becomes easy to do.

Only downside is that you don't get the sweetness of finishing inside, which is where anal comes into play. ;)
#54 - devonera (05/30/2016) [-]
Anal can lead to pregnancy too. It's rare, but it can leak out and run in there. Just saying.
#43 - kmichel (05/30/2016) [-]
That's correct, and this is also the first time someone has posted the truth about pulling out without getting thumbed to oblivion. Research shows that condoms are about 95% effective, while "perfect" pulling out is 94% effective. Pretty much the same.

However, you should be aware of two things if you're using the pull-out method (besides making sure you pull out). The first is that precum does not contain sperm. Sperm and precum are produced in different areas, and if your reproductive system works properly, there cannot be any sperm in your precum. HOWEVER, about 33% of men have so-called "leaky valves" that result in some sperm making it into the precum. It's these people who account for the 6% fail rate. The fail rate is not 33% because precum has a much lower volume than ejaculate. Same concentration of sperm, but less volume. The second point is that even in a healthy person, there will be some sperm left in the penis after ejaculation. Therefore, it's suggested that you urinate several times or more between sex. If you have back to back sessions usinjg the pull-out method, you're at higher risk for pregnancy.
#34 - anon (05/30/2016) [-]
Err...citation needed? Don't get me wrong I agree that going in raw =/= pregnancy guaranteed, but just finishing outside won't match a condom....especially if she's on her fertile period (though that might have been a typo). Pre-cum has sperm in it too.

You have been lucky. The other thing is you've (by your own numbers) done it 24 times max in 4 years. People who are trying for a kid probably do that in 2 months. Also you've never mentioned if the girl was on birth control. And since you took the time to get to know her first, you know you ain't breaking rule number 1- Don't stick your dick in crazy.
User avatar
#55 - twentyseconds (05/31/2016) [-]
no it doesnt.

pre cum =/= sperm
User avatar
#50 - Visual (05/30/2016) [-]
Pre-cum only has sperm in it if you've masturbated beforehand and didn't pee. Pre-cum itself doesn't inherently carry sperm but if there's sperm leftover in the urethra tract, it'll carry it out. Peeing kills off any sperm cells left inside.
User avatar
#35 - SoraDono (05/30/2016) [-]
I've stuck my dick in crazy, just not that crazy.

Anyways, I've had sex 24 times in the past two months at least so that fails.

And I meant, if she's NOT on her fertile week, and you finish outside, you're basically 99% safe, just as much as a condom.

Point being that if she is on her fertile and you finish outside, you're still pretty safe.
#38 - evilbutters (05/30/2016) [-]
No offense, but you're dragging it a bit far.
User avatar
#41 - SoraDono (05/30/2016) [-]
none taken
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#39 - evilbutters (05/30/2016) [-]
I just realized, I have made it worse. What have I done...