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Date Signed Up:12/08/2012
Last Login:6/01/2016
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Comment Ranking:#6353
Highest Content Rank:#756
Highest Comment Rank:#3525
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Content Level Progress: 84% (84/100)
Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:200542
Times Content Favorited:576 times
Total Comments Made:1205
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#19 - Don't question the monsters' methods. 01/22/2016 on daad +6
#42 - Picture 01/22/2016 on Great Minds +1
#69 - Picture 01/17/2016 on Anons work story +1
#61 - Who the **** would name their kid Dubs Checkum?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2016 on Anons work story 0
#68 - anon (01/17/2016) [-]
Fake name...?

Ya know, it's not like he had to give his name to the police or something, it's actually kind of easy, as long as you remember the name you oput on the order and have proof that it's your order (tlf number etc) there's no problem at all
#69 - tomatoesauce (01/17/2016) [-]
#44 - I'm sorry, sir. 01/16/2016 on Bomango - 26 +6
#5 - DAMMIT PIZZADEVOURERER, NOT NOW. I JUST ACTIVATED NIGHTMARE MODE  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2016 on Bomango - 26 +6
#40 - thepizzadevourer (01/16/2016) [-]
there ought to be a "the" in there somewhere
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#95 - alarubra (01/16/2016) [-]
"Activated the nightmare mode"?
#44 - tomatoesauce (01/16/2016) [-]
I'm sorry, sir.
#59 - "Here kid, I know you are feelin' down, so I got you a bu… 01/13/2016 on Im taking the F-ing suit +43
#34 - But by using vous, he is calling him a respectable faggot.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2016 on 10/10, would watch +15
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#43 - marmiteistasty (01/13/2016) [-]
with all due respect
anons arent respectable
faggot
#52 - Would she have heart problems if they all got erect?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Cheaters on my FJ? +13
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#58 - notwalkingwaffles (01/12/2016) [-]
Not just that, she'd have to have an insane amount of blood in her central body when she's fully flaccid.
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#78 - djmaryhikineet (01/12/2016) [-]
So she's pretty much is a cactus that drinks alot
#110 - berengar (01/13/2016) [-]
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#135 - therockofshame (01/13/2016) [-]
Whats it like when they get morning wood?
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on Dope Wallpapers #5 +2
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#10 - putinlover (01/12/2016) [-]
2spoopy4me
#291 - **tomatoesauce used "*roll picture*"** **tomatoesauce rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on As a man...this is pretty... +3
#325 - balor (01/08/2016) [-]
Fuck ye self first lad
#6 - please. 01/03/2016 on anime 0
#31 - Yeah, but normal people stop eventually. 01/03/2016 on russian comp +1
#4 - What the **** does that even mean?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2016 on anime 0
#5 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
It's anime talk, you're not supposed to understand it.
#6 - tomatoesauce (01/03/2016) [-]
please.
#35 - Can you explain to me what the hell that thing is?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on Spicy 0
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#38 - cumberdale (01/02/2016) [-]
A girl who eat too spicy food and tried anal I guess.


nope sorry. I don't know.
#57 - Here's that wet Shia Laboeuf again. 01/01/2016 on Never don't give up +4
#81 - I have already accidentally come across porn of this. 12/29/2015 on Bomango - 17 0
#85 - Picture 12/28/2015 on Touching my gf's dick like +3
#161 - Nice. Thanks. 12/27/2015 on Why the Tau are shit 0
#102 - What is seated skeleton guy's name?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2015 on Why the Tau are shit 0
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#124 - alexandervascus (12/27/2015) [-]
That's the God Emperor of Mankind, he's been through some shit. But he's still easily the galaxies strongest psyker even as a corpse. His psychic presence is literally used as like a light house in the warp so they can navigate the galaxy using it as a point of reference.

I know you didn't ask me, but I saw he didn't respond
#161 - tomatoesauce (12/27/2015) [-]
Nice. Thanks.
#34 - Sure, we can go with that.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2015 on Gay moments +4
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#35 - gloriouschad (12/26/2015) [-]
Bro, that's next level bromance.
#32 - closest thing to a gay moment I had is when I sucked my friend…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2015 on Gay moments +4
#33 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
did you and your bro just get married to get all those benefits married couples have? because that's pretty smart.
#34 - tomatoesauce (12/26/2015) [-]
Sure, we can go with that.
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#35 - gloriouschad (12/26/2015) [-]
Bro, that's next level bromance.
#93 - I don't know what this is, but does anyone have a wallpaper of…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/26/2015 on Why the Tau are shit +1
#99 - shadowkingdr (12/27/2015) [-]
its a fanmade show of warhammer 40k, do you know anything about it? i have a rather firm grasp of it if you have any questions
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#104 - rubusguy (12/27/2015) [-]
Why is a commesaris so feared?
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#131 - alexandervascus (12/27/2015) [-]
Commissars are morale officers within the Imperial Guard, they're pretty much the first line of defense to sniff out discontent and heresy within the ranks of the Astra Militarum. They're feared because they have an all-or-nothing doctrine backing them up, as a guardsman, you're a number, something to just write up on a casualty report (if they even have those) you're the literally definition of expendable. So you will be killed immediately if you're suspected of even the slightest err in loyalty. Like, say you're facing the enemy and you take a single step backwards. You're liable to get a bolt round in the skull for that, and that just further cements your squad members to and I quote "die standing".

These guys exist to inspire courage and loyalty unto death, and they're hardly cowards with a few badges and title, they're raised from a young age to be zealously loyal. It's in their zeal they inspire the men, through fear and action. When they're not in the back shooting cowards, they're leading the charge.
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#126 - shadowkingdr (12/27/2015) [-]
their job is to shoot any deserters on sight, or anyone that is weak, or anyone they dont like etc.
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#132 - rubusguy (12/27/2015) [-]
Sounds like a stereotype newfag with admin's capabilitys
#102 - tomatoesauce (12/27/2015) [-]
What is seated skeleton guy's name?
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#124 - alexandervascus (12/27/2015) [-]
That's the God Emperor of Mankind, he's been through some shit. But he's still easily the galaxies strongest psyker even as a corpse. His psychic presence is literally used as like a light house in the warp so they can navigate the galaxy using it as a point of reference.

I know you didn't ask me, but I saw he didn't respond
#161 - tomatoesauce (12/27/2015) [-]
Nice. Thanks.
#62 - ayyy 12/24/2015 on Bomango - 15 0
#59 - That "good job" was tinged with fear. 12/22/2015 on Top Snek +33
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#24 - twi ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
well okay then
#25 to #24 - tomatoesauce (06/01/2014) [-]
what?
#18 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2013) [-]
Could you at least give credit?
#19 to #18 - tomatoesauce (07/11/2013) [-]
for what?
#20 to #19 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2013) [-]
that cleverbot content
#21 to #20 - tomatoesauce (07/11/2013) [-]
go on search and look up cleverbot. that is not you. i will give him credit if he asks me.
#22 to #21 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2013) [-]
why didnt you give credit for the users content in the first place?
#23 to #22 - tomatoesauce (07/11/2013) [-]
I did not think of it, i was tired and if he asks i'll give it to him.
#1 - theorangefox (04/03/2013) [-]
Who on earth are you?
#2 to #1 - tomatoesauce (04/03/2013) [-]
i have no idea
#3 to #2 - theorangefox (04/03/2013) [-]
and you want to be friends because?
#4 to #3 - tomatoesauce (04/03/2013) [-]
i like having friends