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Date Signed Up:12/08/2012
Last Login:12/20/2014
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Comment Ranking:#19824
Highest Content Rank:#756
Highest Comment Rank:#5682
Content Thumbs: 3576 total,  4575 ,  999
Comment Thumbs: 975 total,  1635 ,  660
Content Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 191 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 192 Comments: Anon Annihilator
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Total Comments Made:892
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#39 - Picture 11/03/2014 on Hand Expanding 0
#35 - I'M READY TO TUSSEL  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Hand Expanding 0
#36 - shmiles (11/01/2014) [-]
You're fucking dead, kiddo
#39 - tomatoesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
#33 - So?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Hand Expanding +1
#34 - shmiles (11/01/2014) [-]
do you wanna fuckin' fite about it m8
#35 - tomatoesauce (11/01/2014) [-]
I'M READY TO TUSSEL
#36 - shmiles (11/01/2014) [-]
You're fucking dead, kiddo
#39 - tomatoesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
#31 - YOU WANNA ******* GO?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Hand Expanding +1
#32 - shmiles (11/01/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#33 - tomatoesauce (11/01/2014) [-]
So?
#34 - shmiles (11/01/2014) [-]
do you wanna fuckin' fite about it m8
#35 - tomatoesauce (11/01/2014) [-]
I'M READY TO TUSSEL
#36 - shmiles (11/01/2014) [-]
You're fucking dead, kiddo
#39 - tomatoesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
#27 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Hand Expanding +4
#30 - shmiles (11/01/2014) [-]
#31 - tomatoesauce (11/01/2014) [-]
YOU WANNA FUCKING GO?
#32 - shmiles (11/01/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#33 - tomatoesauce (11/01/2014) [-]
So?
#34 - shmiles (11/01/2014) [-]
do you wanna fuckin' fite about it m8
#35 - tomatoesauce (11/01/2014) [-]
I'M READY TO TUSSEL
#36 - shmiles (11/01/2014) [-]
You're fucking dead, kiddo
#39 - tomatoesauce (11/03/2014) [-]
#23 - Here y'all go. 10/31/2014 on Don't give this man pencils +1
#173 - I feel if they do, people will get offended, then proceed to b… 10/31/2014 on SJW on facebook 0
#206 - gimme da pussy. 10/25/2014 on You know, if you want to 0
#61 - Sawce? 10/25/2014 on Dear BBC 0
#364 - I am very unstable. 10/19/2014 on need more mods like joshlol 0
#145 - WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH FUTURAMA?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on futurama's consistency -2
#148 - cconkka (09/14/2014) [-]
Consistency, bro.
#16 - But why? 08/24/2014 on [Insert clever title here] 0
#10 - Every Asian lady does that. 08/24/2014 on asian lady ages 60 years in... +1
#14 - every MOTHER ******* TIME 08/24/2014 on Dat oc doe 0
#27 - It is not a cartoon, it IS AN ANIME 08/24/2014 on DAMNIT SASHA -1
#890 - Picture 08/24/2014 on Comment and you win 0
#127 - David Tennant lived his life to be the doctor. He only got int… 08/24/2014 on The New Doctor 0
#34 - My birthday is always on the weekend. The problem is half the … 08/23/2014 on Feels good, man -1
#258 - Even the ******* Naruto guy is better. 08/23/2014 on Zoey Quinn Proof 0
#46 - I don't think so. 08/22/2014 on Thanks grandpa 0
#29 - WHY THE **** ARE AL THESE NARUTO THANGS COMIN…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Thanks grandpa +4
User avatar #38 - dilltwentytwo (08/22/2014) [-]
Is admin still allowing the you can have as many red thumbs without ban rule?
#46 - tomatoesauce (08/22/2014) [-]
I don't think so.
#34 - scowler (08/22/2014) [-]
GET THE MODS! WE GOTTA PURGE 'DIS JOINT!!!
#125 - I'd wear that **** to my own wedding. 08/22/2014 on why havent we heard of this... +1
#59 - Yes, I understand it was not an insult. I just wanted to tell…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on Nice cosplay 0
User avatar #60 - samxdaxman (08/22/2014) [-]
[進撃の巨人] Shingeki No Kyojin Opening 1 [Jean Version] - HD Fair enough, it was a very entertaining episode. Plus, it had this intro, which made me laugh my fucking ass off.
#57 - I kinda like those kind of episodes, especially when I don't k…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Nice cosplay 0
User avatar #58 - samxdaxman (08/22/2014) [-]
I said it wasn't the best episode of AoT, but that's not exactly an insult. It's still a good episode, but I enjoyed the other OVA's and the main episodes more.
#59 - tomatoesauce (08/22/2014) [-]
Yes, I understand it was not an insult. I just wanted to tell you why I enjoy them.
User avatar #60 - samxdaxman (08/22/2014) [-]
[進撃の巨人] Shingeki No Kyojin Opening 1 [Jean Version] - HD Fair enough, it was a very entertaining episode. Plus, it had this intro, which made me laugh my fucking ass off.
#29 - At least he couldn't remember it happening first-hand. 08/21/2014 on guns +3
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User avatar #24 - twi (06/01/2014) [-]
well okay then
#25 to #24 - tomatoesauce ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
what?
User avatar #18 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2013) [-]
Could you at least give credit?
#19 to #18 - tomatoesauce ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
for what?
User avatar #20 to #19 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2013) [-]
that cleverbot content
#21 to #20 - tomatoesauce ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
go on search and look up cleverbot. that is not you. i will give him credit if he asks me.
User avatar #22 to #21 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2013) [-]
why didnt you give credit for the users content in the first place?
#23 to #22 - tomatoesauce ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
I did not think of it, i was tired and if he asks i'll give it to him.
User avatar #1 - theorangefox (04/03/2013) [-]
Who on earth are you?
#2 to #1 - tomatoesauce ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
i have no idea
User avatar #3 to #2 - theorangefox (04/03/2013) [-]
and you want to be friends because?
#4 to #3 - tomatoesauce ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
i like having friends
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