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Date Signed Up:12/08/2012
Last Login:7/27/2014
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Content Ranking:#8617
Comment Ranking:#10808
Highest Content Rank:#756
Highest Comment Rank:#5682
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Level 180 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 181 Comments: Anon Annihilator
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Times Content Favorited:580 times
Total Comments Made:798
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#587 - no ragrets 07/24/2014 on What would you draw? 0
#586 - **tomatoesauce rolled image ** to have sex with.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on What would you draw? +2
#587 - tomatoesauce (07/24/2014) [-]
no ragrets
#5 - YOU BITCH! YOU TRULY BELIEVE THAT TWIX, THE FUCKING SCUM OF …  [+] (12 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Where Were You All My Life +30
#27 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
im allergic to peanut butter and chocolate. so reeses are like death to me however i can eat a twix or two before it bothers me
#10 - seemore (07/24/2014) [-]
i agree with drl
User avatar #22 - memealert (07/24/2014) [-]
YOU BITCH! YOU TRULY BELIEVE THAT TWIX, THE FUCKING SCUM OF ALL THINGS EDIBLE ARE BETTER THAN THE GOD OF ALL SUSTAINING ITEMS IN THE WORLD, NO THE UNIVERSE, REESES? WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM? LEFT SIDE OR RIGHT SIDE? OH I DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW ABOUT THE WHOLE GODDAMN CUP? YOU DON'T WORRY ABOUT PETTY SIDES WHEN IT COMES TO CONSUMING THE HOLY FOOD ITEM THERE IS ONLY ONE SIDE. EXCELLENCE.
#11 - seemore (07/24/2014) [-]
no that's not true i like reeses but all hail twix
#36 - tomatoesauce (07/24/2014) [-]
You filthy traitor
#46 - seemore (07/24/2014) [-]
Coming from the one who likes reeses
#48 - tomatoesauce (07/25/2014) [-]
I AM NO TRAITOR. YOU INSULT ME ON THE VERY GROUND I STAND. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A WORSHIPER OF REESES , NOT ONCE, HAVE I EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT ALLOWING SUCH SCUM GO ANYWHERE NEAR MY MOUTH.
#49 - seemore (07/26/2014) [-]
you may not be a traitor to reeses but YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO TWIX, and to FJ. filthy traitor
#50 - tomatoesauce (07/26/2014) [-]
HA! YOU BELIEVE I HAVE EVER TOUCHED TWIX TO BEGIN WITH? I SCOFF AT YOUR ACCUSATION. HAIL REESES.
#51 - seemore (07/26/2014) [-]
I DID NOT STATE THAT YOU HAVE, AND THANKFULLY SO. NO TWIX DESERVES TO BE TOUCHED BY YOUR FILTHY HANDS
#52 - tomatoesauce (07/26/2014) [-]
YOU SAID I WAS A TRAITOR TO TWIX, IMPLYING THAT I HAVE TOUCHED THE FILTHY "FOOD".
#53 - seemore (07/27/2014) [-]
I WAS IMPLYING NO SUCH THING, SIMPLY SAYING YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO THE ALMIGHTY TWIX. HAVING NEVER EVEN TOUCHED ONE THE BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECES SHOULD BE PUNISHABLE BY DEATH
#4 - My love 07/24/2014 on Where Were You All My Life +1
#276 - I'm ON IT 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
#258 - don't start that bullshit with me. I JUST saw what you did.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
User avatar #264 - yeahbb (07/24/2014) [-]
you have to listen to your heart
#251 - I was raped by two of my uncles years ago and have struggled w…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
User avatar #257 - Orc (07/24/2014) [-]
Maybe you should rape them back.
#276 - tomatoesauce (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm ON IT
User avatar #255 - yeahbb (07/24/2014) [-]
you just have to believe in yourself
User avatar #265 - theashenwhiteness (07/24/2014) [-]
I think he wants actual advice not Parappa the fucking rapper
User avatar #269 - yeahbb (07/24/2014) [-]
if you have the will to do it, anything is possible
#258 - tomatoesauce (07/24/2014) [-]
don't start that bullshit with me. I JUST saw what you did.
User avatar #264 - yeahbb (07/24/2014) [-]
you have to listen to your heart
#370 - **tomatoesauce rolls 290,218,089** 07/20/2014 on Top 10 Things I like About FJ 0
#31 - NO 07/20/2014 on halp 0
#9 - I will 07/18/2014 on halp +1
#4 - holy shit.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2014 on halp +2
User avatar #8 - charagrin (07/18/2014) [-]
Watch* I mean.
User avatar #6 - charagrin (07/18/2014) [-]
Have them all, even the ones that are not the one you are specifically looking for. Have fun, mi amigo.
#9 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
I will
#3 - Oh, thank you.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on halp +2
User avatar #7 - nanaastardeviluke (07/18/2014) [-]
You are Welcome
#5 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on EEEK, A MOUSE! 0
#321 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on 10,000 comments and addy... 0
#30 - You bitch 07/18/2014 on Spoder Men 0
#28 - Heard you were talkin' shit.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Spoder Men 0
User avatar #29 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
*removes tail and squishy squishy face*
come now you orange fuck now try
#30 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
You bitch
#26 - I KNOW. CENTIPEDES ARE FUCKING NUTS. The only reason I kno…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Spoder Men 0
User avatar #27 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
if you remove its stabby stabbys it becomes a pile of legs and anger
#28 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
Heard you were talkin' shit.
User avatar #29 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
*removes tail and squishy squishy face*
come now you orange fuck now try
#30 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
You bitch
#60 - no No NO NO NO 07/18/2014 on But you didn't 0
#23 - not mine. it was my uncle Mikey's I think he lost it.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Spoder Men 0
User avatar #25 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
mine ran away as well
i found it kill
it had babus
so now my shed is filled with tarantulas
you want one
they are so fucking easy to keep
just let your back yard grass grow
catch the crickets and shit anything will do BUT NOT CENTIPEDES THEY FUCK SPIDERS UP UNLESS YOU MANGLE IT A BIT

ITS A REAL CONFIDENCE BOOST TO THE SPIDOP IF IT THINKS IT CAN TACKLE A CENTIPEDE AND YOU SEE IT KIND OF GET BALLSY
#26 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
I KNOW. CENTIPEDES ARE FUCKING NUTS.
The only reason I know centipedes are so threatening is because of "centipede" by knife party.
User avatar #27 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
if you remove its stabby stabbys it becomes a pile of legs and anger
#28 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
Heard you were talkin' shit.
User avatar #29 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
*removes tail and squishy squishy face*
come now you orange fuck now try
#30 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
You bitch
#21 - OF COURSE  [+] (8 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Spoder Men 0
User avatar #22 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
i wish i still had fluffy...
imma steal your spadder
#23 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
not mine.
it was my uncle Mikey's
I think he lost it.
User avatar #25 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
mine ran away as well
i found it kill
it had babus
so now my shed is filled with tarantulas
you want one
they are so fucking easy to keep
just let your back yard grass grow
catch the crickets and shit anything will do BUT NOT CENTIPEDES THEY FUCK SPIDERS UP UNLESS YOU MANGLE IT A BIT

ITS A REAL CONFIDENCE BOOST TO THE SPIDOP IF IT THINKS IT CAN TACKLE A CENTIPEDE AND YOU SEE IT KIND OF GET BALLSY
#26 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
I KNOW. CENTIPEDES ARE FUCKING NUTS.
The only reason I know centipedes are so threatening is because of "centipede" by knife party.
User avatar #27 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
if you remove its stabby stabbys it becomes a pile of legs and anger
#28 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
Heard you were talkin' shit.
User avatar #29 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
*removes tail and squishy squishy face*
come now you orange fuck now try
#30 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
You bitch
#19 - Why yes.  [+] (10 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Spoder Men 0
User avatar #20 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
was it the most cuddly fucker you ever saw
#21 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
OF COURSE
User avatar #22 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
i wish i still had fluffy...
imma steal your spadder
#23 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
not mine.
it was my uncle Mikey's
I think he lost it.
User avatar #25 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
mine ran away as well
i found it kill
it had babus
so now my shed is filled with tarantulas
you want one
they are so fucking easy to keep
just let your back yard grass grow
catch the crickets and shit anything will do BUT NOT CENTIPEDES THEY FUCK SPIDERS UP UNLESS YOU MANGLE IT A BIT

ITS A REAL CONFIDENCE BOOST TO THE SPIDOP IF IT THINKS IT CAN TACKLE A CENTIPEDE AND YOU SEE IT KIND OF GET BALLSY
#26 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
I KNOW. CENTIPEDES ARE FUCKING NUTS.
The only reason I know centipedes are so threatening is because of "centipede" by knife party.
User avatar #27 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
if you remove its stabby stabbys it becomes a pile of legs and anger
#28 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
Heard you were talkin' shit.
User avatar #29 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
*removes tail and squishy squishy face*
come now you orange fuck now try
#30 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
You bitch
#17 - My uncle had a spider named fluffy. she was adorable.  [+] (12 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Spoder Men 0
User avatar #18 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
was it a tarantula
#19 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
Why yes.
User avatar #20 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
was it the most cuddly fucker you ever saw
#21 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
OF COURSE
User avatar #22 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
i wish i still had fluffy...
imma steal your spadder
#23 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
not mine.
it was my uncle Mikey's
I think he lost it.
User avatar #25 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
mine ran away as well
i found it kill
it had babus
so now my shed is filled with tarantulas
you want one
they are so fucking easy to keep
just let your back yard grass grow
catch the crickets and shit anything will do BUT NOT CENTIPEDES THEY FUCK SPIDERS UP UNLESS YOU MANGLE IT A BIT

ITS A REAL CONFIDENCE BOOST TO THE SPIDOP IF IT THINKS IT CAN TACKLE A CENTIPEDE AND YOU SEE IT KIND OF GET BALLSY
#26 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
I KNOW. CENTIPEDES ARE FUCKING NUTS.
The only reason I know centipedes are so threatening is because of "centipede" by knife party.
User avatar #27 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
if you remove its stabby stabbys it becomes a pile of legs and anger
#28 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
Heard you were talkin' shit.
User avatar #29 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
*removes tail and squishy squishy face*
come now you orange fuck now try
#30 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
You bitch
#56 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on But you didn't 0
#55 - fuck you 07/18/2014 on But you didn't -1
#54 - fuck you all  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on But you didn't +3
#59 - tolkienexplain (07/18/2014) [-]
It's ok, let the feels flow through you...
#60 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
no No NO NO NO
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User avatar #24 - twi (06/01/2014) [-]
well okay then
#25 to #24 - tomatoesauce (06/01/2014) [-]
what?
User avatar #18 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
Could you at least give credit?
#19 to #18 - tomatoesauce (07/11/2013) [-]
for what?
User avatar #20 to #19 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
that cleverbot content
#21 to #20 - tomatoesauce (07/11/2013) [-]
go on search and look up cleverbot. that is not you. i will give him credit if he asks me.
User avatar #22 to #21 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
why didnt you give credit for the users content in the first place?
#23 to #22 - tomatoesauce (07/11/2013) [-]
I did not think of it, i was tired and if he asks i'll give it to him.
User avatar #1 - theorangefox (04/03/2013) [-]
Who on earth are you?
#2 to #1 - tomatoesauce (04/03/2013) [-]
i have no idea
User avatar #3 to #2 - theorangefox (04/03/2013) [-]
and you want to be friends because?
#4 to #3 - tomatoesauce (04/03/2013) [-]
i like having friends
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