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Date Signed Up:12/08/2012
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#93 - I don't know what this is, but does anyone have a wallpaper of…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/26/2015 on Why the Tau are shit +1
#99 - shadowkingdr (12/27/2015) [-]
its a fanmade show of warhammer 40k, do you know anything about it? i have a rather firm grasp of it if you have any questions
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#104 - rubusguy (12/27/2015) [-]
Why is a commesaris so feared?
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#131 - alexandervascus (12/27/2015) [-]
Commissars are morale officers within the Imperial Guard, they're pretty much the first line of defense to sniff out discontent and heresy within the ranks of the Astra Militarum. They're feared because they have an all-or-nothing doctrine backing them up, as a guardsman, you're a number, something to just write up on a casualty report (if they even have those) you're the literally definition of expendable. So you will be killed immediately if you're suspected of even the slightest err in loyalty. Like, say you're facing the enemy and you take a single step backwards. You're liable to get a bolt round in the skull for that, and that just further cements your squad members to and I quote "die standing".

These guys exist to inspire courage and loyalty unto death, and they're hardly cowards with a few badges and title, they're raised from a young age to be zealously loyal. It's in their zeal they inspire the men, through fear and action. When they're not in the back shooting cowards, they're leading the charge.
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#126 - shadowkingdr (12/27/2015) [-]
their job is to shoot any deserters on sight, or anyone that is weak, or anyone they dont like etc.
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#132 - rubusguy (12/27/2015) [-]
Sounds like a stereotype newfag with admin's capabilitys
#102 - tomatoesauce (12/27/2015) [-]
What is seated skeleton guy's name?
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#124 - alexandervascus (12/27/2015) [-]
That's the God Emperor of Mankind, he's been through some shit. But he's still easily the galaxies strongest psyker even as a corpse. His psychic presence is literally used as like a light house in the warp so they can navigate the galaxy using it as a point of reference.

I know you didn't ask me, but I saw he didn't respond
#161 - tomatoesauce (12/27/2015) [-]
Nice. Thanks.
#62 - ayyy 12/24/2015 on Bomango - 15 0
#59 - That "good job" was tinged with fear. 12/22/2015 on Top Snek +33
#63 - I don't know the story. Did he leave konami and is now better?…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on Classic Kojima 0
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#64 - ronyx (12/21/2015) [-]
Google it up
#74 - In case anyone missed it. 12/15/2015 on Glossophobia +68
#80 - Who are you? 12/12/2015 on Tan colored yoga pants! 0
#122 - I have one. It is not that. 12/07/2015 on angle 0
#16 - He's like a moist Shia Labeouf. 12/07/2015 on Dank Anime Weebms Part 38 +1
#60 - **tomatoesauce used "*roll picture*"** **tomatoesauce rolle…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2015 on angle +4
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#67 - funkymelon (12/07/2015) [-]
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**funkymelon rolled image** fine you win but you have to admit it looked like this at first glance
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#102 - mrspyder (12/07/2015) [-]
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#57 - **tomatoesauce used "*roll picture*"** **tomatoesauce rolle…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/07/2015 on angle +14
#59 - funkymelon (12/07/2015) [-]
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**funkymelon rolled image** mu-mumust be right bbbut deadpool tiddies
#60 - tomatoesauce (12/07/2015) [-]
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**tomatoesauce rolled image**Of course I'm right. how could it be anything but?
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#67 - funkymelon (12/07/2015) [-]
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**funkymelon rolled image** fine you win but you have to admit it looked like this at first glance
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