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Date Signed Up:12/08/2012
Last Login:7/30/2015
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Content Ranking:#10667
Comment Ranking:#9309
Highest Content Rank:#756
Highest Comment Rank:#5682
Content Thumbs: 3578 total,  4592 ,  1014
Comment Thumbs: 1196 total,  1864 ,  668
Content Level Progress: 84% (84/100)
Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 208 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 209 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:200120
Times Content Favorited:579 times
Total Comments Made:1053
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#19 - Why yes.  [+] (10 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Spoder Men 0
User avatar #20 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
was it the most cuddly fucker you ever saw
#21 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
OF COURSE
User avatar #22 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
i wish i still had fluffy...
imma steal your spadder
#23 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
not mine.
it was my uncle Mikey's
I think he lost it.
User avatar #25 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
mine ran away as well
i found it kill
it had babus
so now my shed is filled with tarantulas
you want one
they are so fucking easy to keep
just let your back yard grass grow
catch the crickets and shit anything will do BUT NOT CENTIPEDES THEY FUCK SPIDERS UP UNLESS YOU MANGLE IT A BIT

ITS A REAL CONFIDENCE BOOST TO THE SPIDOP IF IT THINKS IT CAN TACKLE A CENTIPEDE AND YOU SEE IT KIND OF GET BALLSY
#26 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
I KNOW. CENTIPEDES ARE FUCKING NUTS.
The only reason I know centipedes are so threatening is because of "centipede" by knife party.
User avatar #27 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
if you remove its stabby stabbys it becomes a pile of legs and anger
#28 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
Heard you were talkin' shit.
User avatar #29 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
*removes tail and squishy squishy face*
come now you orange fuck now try
#30 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
You bitch
#17 - My uncle had a spider named fluffy. she was adorable.  [+] (12 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Spoder Men 0
User avatar #18 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
was it a tarantula
#19 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
Why yes.
User avatar #20 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
was it the most cuddly fucker you ever saw
#21 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
OF COURSE
User avatar #22 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
i wish i still had fluffy...
imma steal your spadder
#23 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
not mine.
it was my uncle Mikey's
I think he lost it.
User avatar #25 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
mine ran away as well
i found it kill
it had babus
so now my shed is filled with tarantulas
you want one
they are so fucking easy to keep
just let your back yard grass grow
catch the crickets and shit anything will do BUT NOT CENTIPEDES THEY FUCK SPIDERS UP UNLESS YOU MANGLE IT A BIT

ITS A REAL CONFIDENCE BOOST TO THE SPIDOP IF IT THINKS IT CAN TACKLE A CENTIPEDE AND YOU SEE IT KIND OF GET BALLSY
#26 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
I KNOW. CENTIPEDES ARE FUCKING NUTS.
The only reason I know centipedes are so threatening is because of "centipede" by knife party.
User avatar #27 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
if you remove its stabby stabbys it becomes a pile of legs and anger
#28 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
Heard you were talkin' shit.
User avatar #29 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
*removes tail and squishy squishy face*
come now you orange fuck now try
#30 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
You bitch
#56 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on But you didn't 0
#55 - **** you 07/18/2014 on But you didn't -1
#54 - **** you all  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on But you didn't +3
#59 - tolkienexplain (07/18/2014) [-]
It's ok, let the feels flow through you...
#60 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
no No NO NO NO
#2984 - **tomatoesauce rolls 295,695,416** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#2983 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#144 - I prefer Google. 07/09/2014 on this is the best site on... 0
#3225 - **tomatoesauce rolls 936,024,171** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#369 - Good. 07/09/2014 on don't post here 0
#140 - "It's a long story." 07/08/2014 on Tumblr Raid Reaction Comp +5
#5754 - Picture 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#5743 - **tomatoesauce rolls 5,994**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#5754 - tomatoesauce (07/06/2014) [-]
#3616 - **tomatoesauce rolled image ** I got this **** . 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds +1
#3613 - Comment deleted 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
#10 - I know. But what makes it worse is that our sister's second bi…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on What do i do? 0
User avatar #12 - mangse (06/24/2014) [-]
Well I'm attracted to men and they're all over the globe? He's family right? - give him the benefit of the doubt could be he was just curious
#7 - Especially because he calls me gay, and a brony because i have…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on What do i do? 0
User avatar #11 - mangse (06/24/2014) [-]
You miiight not want to take a hostile aproach here could be he needed your guidance instead
#6 - Seriously.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2014 on What do i do? 0
User avatar #8 - mangse (06/24/2014) [-]
Well it obviously bothers you on some level....
#10 - tomatoesauce (06/24/2014) [-]
I know. But what makes it worse is that our sister's second birthday party was pinkie pie themed and now we have ponies all over the house.
User avatar #12 - mangse (06/24/2014) [-]
Well I'm attracted to men and they're all over the globe? He's family right? - give him the benefit of the doubt could be he was just curious
#3 - the damn thing keeps me logged in. He does not know that… 06/24/2014 on What do i do? 0
#121 - Incorrect. I am about 2 inches to the left. 06/24/2014 on I dont get it 0
#11 - Comment deleted 06/21/2014 on Pokémon 0
#10 - Comment deleted 06/21/2014 on Pokémon 0
#8 - damn, i got confused and i was tired. 06/21/2014 on Bat country 0
#40 - tHE REAL FEMINISTS ARE ABOUT EQUALITY. tHE STUPID "FEMINA…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on Modern Feminism +1
#44 - anon (06/20/2014) [-]
Real activists would call themselves Civil Libertarians, not feminists. This goes for any equal rights activists. Labeling yourself a feminist or a gay rights activist just says, "I believe in equality but my cause is more important." These groups, the Women Rights Activists, Gay Rights, NAACP, etc all have there own agenda in which they want their side to come out on top. Someone who truly believes in equality is a civil libertarian, and calling yourself anything else is just fucking selfish.
#3 - CAUGHT HERE IN A FIERY PLACEEEE!! WON'T LOSE MY WILL TO STA…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2014 on Bat country -1
#6 - leboomboompow (06/20/2014) [-]
Fiery blaze, bro, a fiery blaze
#8 - tomatoesauce (06/21/2014) [-]
damn, i got confused and i was tired.

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User avatar #24 - twi (06/01/2014) [-]
well okay then
#25 to #24 - tomatoesauce (06/01/2014) [-]
what?
User avatar #18 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2013) [-]
Could you at least give credit?
#19 to #18 - tomatoesauce (07/11/2013) [-]
for what?
User avatar #20 to #19 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2013) [-]
that cleverbot content
#21 to #20 - tomatoesauce (07/11/2013) [-]
go on search and look up cleverbot. that is not you. i will give him credit if he asks me.
User avatar #22 to #21 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2013) [-]
why didnt you give credit for the users content in the first place?
#23 to #22 - tomatoesauce (07/11/2013) [-]
I did not think of it, i was tired and if he asks i'll give it to him.
User avatar #1 - theorangefox ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
Who on earth are you?
#2 to #1 - tomatoesauce (04/03/2013) [-]
i have no idea
User avatar #3 to #2 - theorangefox ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
and you want to be friends because?
#4 to #3 - tomatoesauce (04/03/2013) [-]
i like having friends
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