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tomatoesauce

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Date Signed Up:12/08/2012
Last Login:4/26/2015
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Content Ranking:#12462
Comment Ranking:#11310
Highest Content Rank:#756
Highest Comment Rank:#5682
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Content Level Progress: 84% (84/100)
Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 199 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 200 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:199406
Times Content Favorited:579 times
Total Comments Made:1019
FJ Points:4589
Favorite Tags: You (4) | i (3) | I love you all (2) | Love (2)

latest user's comments

#276 - I'm ON IT 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
#258 - don't start that ******** with me. I JUST saw what you did.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
User avatar #264 - yeahbb (07/24/2014) [-]
you have to listen to your heart
#251 - I was raped by two of my uncles years ago and have struggled w…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
#257 - Orc (07/24/2014) [-]
Maybe you should rape them back.
#276 - tomatoesauce (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm ON IT
User avatar #255 - yeahbb (07/24/2014) [-]
you just have to believe in yourself
User avatar #265 - theashenwhiteness (07/24/2014) [-]
I think he wants actual advice not Parappa the fucking rapper
User avatar #269 - yeahbb (07/24/2014) [-]
if you have the will to do it, anything is possible
#258 - tomatoesauce (07/24/2014) [-]
don't start that bullshit with me. I JUST saw what you did.
User avatar #264 - yeahbb (07/24/2014) [-]
you have to listen to your heart
#370 - **tomatoesauce rolls 290,218,089** 07/20/2014 on Top 10 Things I like About FJ 0
#31 - NO 07/20/2014 on halp 0
#9 - I will 07/18/2014 on halp +1
#4 - holy **** .  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2014 on halp +2
User avatar #8 - charagrin (07/18/2014) [-]
Watch* I mean.
User avatar #6 - charagrin (07/18/2014) [-]
Have them all, even the ones that are not the one you are specifically looking for. Have fun, mi amigo.
#9 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
I will
#3 - Oh, thank you.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on halp +2
User avatar #7 - nanaastardeviluke (07/18/2014) [-]
You are Welcome
#5 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on EEEK, A MOUSE! 0
#321 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on 10,000 comments and addy... 0
#30 - You bitch 07/18/2014 on Spoder Men 0
#28 - Heard you were talkin' **** .  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Spoder Men 0
User avatar #29 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
*removes tail and squishy squishy face*
come now you orange fuck now try
#30 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
You bitch
#26 - I KNOW. CENTIPEDES ARE ******* NUTS. The only reaso…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Spoder Men 0
User avatar #27 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
if you remove its stabby stabbys it becomes a pile of legs and anger
#28 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
Heard you were talkin' shit.
User avatar #29 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
*removes tail and squishy squishy face*
come now you orange fuck now try
#30 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
You bitch
#60 - no No NO NO NO 07/18/2014 on But you didn't 0
#23 - not mine. it was my uncle Mikey's I think he lost it.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Spoder Men 0
User avatar #25 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
mine ran away as well
i found it kill
it had babus
so now my shed is filled with tarantulas
you want one
they are so fucking easy to keep
just let your back yard grass grow
catch the crickets and shit anything will do BUT NOT CENTIPEDES THEY FUCK SPIDERS UP UNLESS YOU MANGLE IT A BIT

ITS A REAL CONFIDENCE BOOST TO THE SPIDOP IF IT THINKS IT CAN TACKLE A CENTIPEDE AND YOU SEE IT KIND OF GET BALLSY
#26 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
I KNOW. CENTIPEDES ARE FUCKING NUTS.
The only reason I know centipedes are so threatening is because of "centipede" by knife party.
User avatar #27 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
if you remove its stabby stabbys it becomes a pile of legs and anger
#28 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
Heard you were talkin' shit.
User avatar #29 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
*removes tail and squishy squishy face*
come now you orange fuck now try
#30 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
You bitch
#21 - OF COURSE  [+] (8 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Spoder Men 0
User avatar #22 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
i wish i still had fluffy...
imma steal your spadder
#23 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
not mine.
it was my uncle Mikey's
I think he lost it.
User avatar #25 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
mine ran away as well
i found it kill
it had babus
so now my shed is filled with tarantulas
you want one
they are so fucking easy to keep
just let your back yard grass grow
catch the crickets and shit anything will do BUT NOT CENTIPEDES THEY FUCK SPIDERS UP UNLESS YOU MANGLE IT A BIT

ITS A REAL CONFIDENCE BOOST TO THE SPIDOP IF IT THINKS IT CAN TACKLE A CENTIPEDE AND YOU SEE IT KIND OF GET BALLSY
#26 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
I KNOW. CENTIPEDES ARE FUCKING NUTS.
The only reason I know centipedes are so threatening is because of "centipede" by knife party.
User avatar #27 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
if you remove its stabby stabbys it becomes a pile of legs and anger
#28 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
Heard you were talkin' shit.
User avatar #29 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
*removes tail and squishy squishy face*
come now you orange fuck now try
#30 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
You bitch
#19 - Why yes.  [+] (10 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Spoder Men 0
User avatar #20 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
was it the most cuddly fucker you ever saw
#21 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
OF COURSE
User avatar #22 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
i wish i still had fluffy...
imma steal your spadder
#23 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
not mine.
it was my uncle Mikey's
I think he lost it.
User avatar #25 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
mine ran away as well
i found it kill
it had babus
so now my shed is filled with tarantulas
you want one
they are so fucking easy to keep
just let your back yard grass grow
catch the crickets and shit anything will do BUT NOT CENTIPEDES THEY FUCK SPIDERS UP UNLESS YOU MANGLE IT A BIT

ITS A REAL CONFIDENCE BOOST TO THE SPIDOP IF IT THINKS IT CAN TACKLE A CENTIPEDE AND YOU SEE IT KIND OF GET BALLSY
#26 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
I KNOW. CENTIPEDES ARE FUCKING NUTS.
The only reason I know centipedes are so threatening is because of "centipede" by knife party.
User avatar #27 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
if you remove its stabby stabbys it becomes a pile of legs and anger
#28 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
Heard you were talkin' shit.
User avatar #29 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
*removes tail and squishy squishy face*
come now you orange fuck now try
#30 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
You bitch
#17 - My uncle had a spider named fluffy. she was adorable.  [+] (12 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Spoder Men 0
User avatar #18 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
was it a tarantula
#19 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
Why yes.
User avatar #20 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
was it the most cuddly fucker you ever saw
#21 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
OF COURSE
User avatar #22 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
i wish i still had fluffy...
imma steal your spadder
#23 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
not mine.
it was my uncle Mikey's
I think he lost it.
User avatar #25 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
mine ran away as well
i found it kill
it had babus
so now my shed is filled with tarantulas
you want one
they are so fucking easy to keep
just let your back yard grass grow
catch the crickets and shit anything will do BUT NOT CENTIPEDES THEY FUCK SPIDERS UP UNLESS YOU MANGLE IT A BIT

ITS A REAL CONFIDENCE BOOST TO THE SPIDOP IF IT THINKS IT CAN TACKLE A CENTIPEDE AND YOU SEE IT KIND OF GET BALLSY
#26 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
I KNOW. CENTIPEDES ARE FUCKING NUTS.
The only reason I know centipedes are so threatening is because of "centipede" by knife party.
User avatar #27 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
if you remove its stabby stabbys it becomes a pile of legs and anger
#28 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
Heard you were talkin' shit.
User avatar #29 - evilanakie (07/18/2014) [-]
*removes tail and squishy squishy face*
come now you orange fuck now try
#30 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
You bitch
#56 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on But you didn't 0
#55 - **** you 07/18/2014 on But you didn't -1
#54 - **** you all  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on But you didn't +3
#59 - tolkienexplain (07/18/2014) [-]
It's ok, let the feels flow through you...
#60 - tomatoesauce (07/18/2014) [-]
no No NO NO NO
#2984 - **tomatoesauce rolls 295,695,416** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#2983 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#144 - I prefer Google. 07/09/2014 on this is the best site on... 0
#3225 - **tomatoesauce rolls 936,024,171** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0

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User avatar #24 - twi (06/01/2014) [-]
well okay then
#25 to #24 - tomatoesauce ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
what?
User avatar #18 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
Could you at least give credit?
#19 to #18 - tomatoesauce ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
for what?
User avatar #20 to #19 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
that cleverbot content
#21 to #20 - tomatoesauce ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
go on search and look up cleverbot. that is not you. i will give him credit if he asks me.
User avatar #22 to #21 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
why didnt you give credit for the users content in the first place?
#23 to #22 - tomatoesauce ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
I did not think of it, i was tired and if he asks i'll give it to him.
User avatar #1 - theorangefox ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
Who on earth are you?
#2 to #1 - tomatoesauce ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
i have no idea
User avatar #3 to #2 - theorangefox ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
and you want to be friends because?
#4 to #3 - tomatoesauce ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
i like having friends
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