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Date Signed Up:12/08/2012
Last Login:8/25/2016
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Times Content Favorited:576 times
Total Comments Made:1363
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#147 - Thank. I'll check it. 14 minutes ago on OC-Posting NSFW in the SFW... 0
#142 - What's this from?  [+] (3 new replies) 20 minutes ago on OC-Posting NSFW in the SFW... 0
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#145 - shaddyz (15 minutes ago) [-]
Life with a slave- Teaching feelings
#149 - einsen (7 minutes ago) [-]
any idea of where can i get it?
#147 - tomatoesauce (14 minutes ago) [-]
Thank. I'll check it.
#54 - It is teaching me so much. 14 hours ago on accents +1
#52 - I'm sorry, mate. I don't mean to dag in yer macca. I would hat…  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on accents +1
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#53 - megpoidgumibear (14 hours ago) [-]
google truly is a nice thing isn't it?
#54 - tomatoesauce (14 hours ago) [-]
It is teaching me so much.
#48 - Well at least you are being a good cunt and helping me take th…  [+] (4 new replies) 15 hours ago on accents +1
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#49 - megpoidgumibear (15 hours ago) [-]
well now, that's a bit rude innit, ya derro?
#52 - tomatoesauce (14 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry, mate. I don't mean to dag in yer macca. I would hate to freo in yer duggy.
I'm getting the hang of it.
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#53 - megpoidgumibear (14 hours ago) [-]
google truly is a nice thing isn't it?
#54 - tomatoesauce (14 hours ago) [-]
It is teaching me so much.
#46 - I thought cunt was friend.  [+] (6 new replies) 15 hours ago on accents +1
#47 - megpoidgumibear (15 hours ago) [-]
boy, do you have a journey ahead of you if you think cunt means friend.
#48 - tomatoesauce (15 hours ago) [-]
Well at least you are being a good cunt and helping me take the first steps.
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#49 - megpoidgumibear (15 hours ago) [-]
well now, that's a bit rude innit, ya derro?
#52 - tomatoesauce (14 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry, mate. I don't mean to dag in yer macca. I would hate to freo in yer duggy.
I'm getting the hang of it.
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#53 - megpoidgumibear (14 hours ago) [-]
google truly is a nice thing isn't it?
#54 - tomatoesauce (14 hours ago) [-]
It is teaching me so much.
#43 - Mates, durries, cuntes, sutbbies, etc.  [+] (11 new replies) 15 hours ago on accents +1
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#44 - megpoidgumibear (15 hours ago) [-]
cunt = asshole
mate = friend, usually used in an ironical way
durries = cigars/cigarettes i think, not sure
stubbies, i have no idea. straight from urban dictionary, "stubbies. short australian shorts that define the typical aesthetic of the true blue aussie bloke. also: bottles of beer. " ya wanna goi with caans or stubbies mate?"
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#55 - iflirtwithanyone (13 hours ago) [-]
>>#27, mate in australia you call your friends cunts and random people mate. Stubbies are 330ml bottles of grog
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#56 - megpoidgumibear (3 hours ago) [-]
never been in australia, i guess i should've left it to a true aussie
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#45 - megpoidgumibear (15 hours ago) [-]
xgokaru
#46 - tomatoesauce (15 hours ago) [-]
I thought cunt was friend.
#47 - megpoidgumibear (15 hours ago) [-]
boy, do you have a journey ahead of you if you think cunt means friend.
#48 - tomatoesauce (15 hours ago) [-]
Well at least you are being a good cunt and helping me take the first steps.
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#49 - megpoidgumibear (15 hours ago) [-]
well now, that's a bit rude innit, ya derro?
#52 - tomatoesauce (14 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry, mate. I don't mean to dag in yer macca. I would hate to freo in yer duggy.
I'm getting the hang of it.
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#53 - megpoidgumibear (14 hours ago) [-]
google truly is a nice thing isn't it?
#54 - tomatoesauce (14 hours ago) [-]
It is teaching me so much.
#5 - I didn't say it was good . I just wanted to point out those j… 08/23/2016 on Scrombood ! +1
#3 - Junkrat, Roadhog and Widowmaker go out for breakfast. Roadhog …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2016 on Scrombood ! +1
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#4 - zahidlol (08/23/2016) [-]
I am a native english speaker

Its not too funny

Theres no punchline

other than the bacon one
#5 - tomatoesauce (08/23/2016) [-]
I didn't say it was good. I just wanted to point out those jokes. I am a native English speaker as well.
#19024 - not today, satan. 08/22/2016 on Admin's Lemon Party 0