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Date Signed Up:12/08/2012
Last Login:8/27/2016
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Comment Ranking:#1897
Highest Content Rank:#756
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Content Thumbs: 3602 total,  4656 ,  1054
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Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:204301
Times Content Favorited:576 times
Total Comments Made:1363
FJ Points:5878
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latest user's comments

#147 - Thank. I'll check it. 08/25/2016 on OC-Posting NSFW in the SFW... 0
#142 - What's this from?  [+] (14 new replies) 08/25/2016 on OC-Posting NSFW in the SFW... 0
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#145 - shaddyz (08/25/2016) [-]
Life with a slave- Teaching feelings
#149 - einsen (08/25/2016) [-]
any idea of where can i get it?
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#154 - shaddyz (08/25/2016) [-]
#156 - einsen (08/25/2016) [-]
thx m8
#177 - einsen (08/25/2016) [-]
wait a second... does it not have a good ending? i already played a lot and i can only see things getting a bit... ugly
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#193 - shaddyz (08/25/2016) [-]
it doesnt have an ending, but yes, the developer said there wont be a good ending
#194 - einsen (08/25/2016) [-]
gosh darn it... and i was just starting to like it :/
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#195 - shaddyz (08/25/2016) [-]
well at least thats what i heard, no clue if it is true
#196 - einsen (08/25/2016) [-]
lets hope its not :/ i mean, ive seen a picture with her a bit older and with those... hearts in her eyes. Ive read enough hentai to know hearts in a girls eyes cant be a good sign
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#197 - shaddyz (08/25/2016) [-]
oh no, no NTR, she just... well loves you
#198 - einsen (08/25/2016) [-]
that kind of love is creepy imo :V
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#199 - shaddyz (08/25/2016) [-]
well if you really think about it, you are a god to her that saved her and treated her kindly... id probably loved someone unconditionally as well
#200 - einsen (08/26/2016) [-]
that kind of relationship is more an obsession than love but hey thats just my opinion
#147 - tomatoesauce (08/25/2016) [-]
Thank. I'll check it.
#54 - It is teaching me so much. 08/25/2016 on accents +1
#52 - I'm sorry, mate. I don't mean to dag in yer macca. I would hat…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2016 on accents +1
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#53 - megpoidgumibear (08/25/2016) [-]
google truly is a nice thing isn't it?
#54 - tomatoesauce (08/25/2016) [-]
It is teaching me so much.
#48 - Well at least you are being a good cunt and helping me take th…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2016 on accents +1
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#49 - megpoidgumibear (08/25/2016) [-]
well now, that's a bit rude innit, ya derro?
#52 - tomatoesauce (08/25/2016) [-]
I'm sorry, mate. I don't mean to dag in yer macca. I would hate to freo in yer duggy.
I'm getting the hang of it.
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#53 - megpoidgumibear (08/25/2016) [-]
google truly is a nice thing isn't it?
#54 - tomatoesauce (08/25/2016) [-]
It is teaching me so much.
#46 - I thought cunt was friend.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/25/2016 on accents +1
#47 - megpoidgumibear (08/25/2016) [-]
boy, do you have a journey ahead of you if you think cunt means friend.
#48 - tomatoesauce (08/25/2016) [-]
Well at least you are being a good cunt and helping me take the first steps.
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#49 - megpoidgumibear (08/25/2016) [-]
well now, that's a bit rude innit, ya derro?
#52 - tomatoesauce (08/25/2016) [-]
I'm sorry, mate. I don't mean to dag in yer macca. I would hate to freo in yer duggy.
I'm getting the hang of it.
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#53 - megpoidgumibear (08/25/2016) [-]
google truly is a nice thing isn't it?
#54 - tomatoesauce (08/25/2016) [-]
It is teaching me so much.
#43 - Mates, durries, cuntes, sutbbies, etc.  [+] (11 new replies) 08/25/2016 on accents +1
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#44 - megpoidgumibear (08/25/2016) [-]
cunt = asshole
mate = friend, usually used in an ironical way
durries = cigars/cigarettes i think, not sure
stubbies, i have no idea. straight from urban dictionary, "stubbies. short australian shorts that define the typical aesthetic of the true blue aussie bloke. also: bottles of beer. " ya wanna goi with caans or stubbies mate?"
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#55 - iflirtwithanyone (08/25/2016) [-]
>>#27, mate in australia you call your friends cunts and random people mate. Stubbies are 330ml bottles of grog
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#56 - megpoidgumibear (08/25/2016) [-]
never been in australia, i guess i should've left it to a true aussie
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#45 - megpoidgumibear (08/25/2016) [-]
xgokaru
#46 - tomatoesauce (08/25/2016) [-]
I thought cunt was friend.
#47 - megpoidgumibear (08/25/2016) [-]
boy, do you have a journey ahead of you if you think cunt means friend.
#48 - tomatoesauce (08/25/2016) [-]
Well at least you are being a good cunt and helping me take the first steps.
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#49 - megpoidgumibear (08/25/2016) [-]
well now, that's a bit rude innit, ya derro?
#52 - tomatoesauce (08/25/2016) [-]
I'm sorry, mate. I don't mean to dag in yer macca. I would hate to freo in yer duggy.
I'm getting the hang of it.
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#53 - megpoidgumibear (08/25/2016) [-]
google truly is a nice thing isn't it?
#54 - tomatoesauce (08/25/2016) [-]
It is teaching me so much.
#5 - I didn't say it was good . I just wanted to point out those j… 08/23/2016 on Scrombood ! +1
#3 - Junkrat, Roadhog and Widowmaker go out for breakfast. Roadhog …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2016 on Scrombood ! +1
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#4 - zahidlol (08/23/2016) [-]
I am a native english speaker

Its not too funny

Theres no punchline

other than the bacon one
#5 - tomatoesauce (08/23/2016) [-]
I didn't say it was good. I just wanted to point out those jokes. I am a native English speaker as well.
#19024 - not today, satan. 08/22/2016 on Admin's Lemon Party 0