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#4 - to a place called Auschwitz  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2016 on FRESH BLACK TWEETS +38
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#8 - tooscared (05/16/2016) [-]
it is shower time
#34 - anon (05/17/2016) [-]
filthy jew swine
#101 - dajewishmankey (05/17/2016) [-]
#20 - is there a webm version of this one?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2016 on Fucking Savage +2
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#31 - sublimeslimetime (05/14/2016) [-]
Use peggo.co fam
#32 - oh no.. 05/14/2016 on Scrap & Topheavy #23 0
#501 - **tokazakime used "*roll picture*"** **tokazakime rolled image ** 05/13/2016 on None of you even lift 0
#125 - **tokazakime used "*roll picture*"** **tokazakime rolled image ** 05/12/2016 on You just ate Chiptole. Roll... 0
#518 - **tokazakime used "*roll picture*"** **tokazakime rolled image ** 05/12/2016 on All winners decided 0
#1455 - **tokazakime used "*roll picture*"** **tokazakime rolled i… 05/12/2016 on All winners chosen 0
#22 - It's like how an advertised product is actually **** when you …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/10/2016 on TAINT funny +6
#31 - sovietmountain (05/10/2016) [-]
Is it really that bad in america? In my country it looks just like it should.
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#44 - thesecretbear (05/10/2016) [-]
From my experience visiting other countries. McDonalds tends to be much much MUCH classier there than in the US. At the one I go to there are periodically flies buzzing around everywhere inside. Not to mention the workers are usually shit.
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#47 - relvel (05/10/2016) [-]
My theory: pink slime. Illegal everywhere but the U.S. of A. McDonald's said they would stop using it, but I haven't noticed a difference.
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#48 - thesecretbear (05/10/2016) [-]
I honestly don't think it would make that much of a difference. And Pink Slime wouldn't make the store's drastically go down in quality, maybe in food quality, but not in the overall quality. I think it's just the image of McDonalds here in the US vs in other countries has people expecting much less here.
#42 - kingdaniel (05/10/2016) [-]
I'm dutch and I can confirm that this is bullshit.
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#39 - judothrow (05/10/2016) [-]
It's not, stuck up people just like acting like it is.
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#30 - pyjamadog (05/10/2016) [-]
I am sorry but where in the world would you find a mcdonalds serving burgers like they do on the right?
In hollandia the bun is sweaty and squashed together like puke on mashed potato. It is also always cold
#27 - abesimpson (05/10/2016) [-]
Actually it's comparing original products vs knock offs
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#207 - tokazakime (12/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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If you ever stumble upon this profile, please leave a comment or something. I'm lonely.
#354 to #207 - rrenierr (03/25/2016) [-]
hi
#355 to #354 - tokazakime (03/25/2016) [-]
hello
#356 to #355 - rrenierr (03/25/2016) [-]
GIF
#253 to #207 - lewasaur (10/12/2014) [-]
ur gay lol
#254 to #253 - tokazakime (10/12/2014) [-]
#357 - zioken (04/07/2016) [-]
251 comments   
   
"lonely"   
   
But I'll leave you one anyway, just for you
251 comments

"lonely"

But I'll leave you one anyway, just for you
#358 to #357 - tokazakime (04/07/2016) [-]
#359 to #358 - zioken (04/07/2016) [-]
I put my heart and soul into a comment and you just walk away from it
I put my heart and soul into a comment and you just walk away from it
#360 to #359 - tokazakime (04/07/2016) [-]
I still appreciate it.
#361 to #360 - zioken (04/07/2016) [-]
In that case one last one for the road
#352 - mudkipfucker (01/02/2016) [-]
#350 - thebigbadbunny (10/08/2015) [-]
Hello I was stalking your profile and I see you're lonely so here's a free lulu I drew for you.
#351 to #350 - tokazakime (10/09/2015) [-]
This is really well made. Thank you!
#348 - hitlerisgod (09/11/2015) [-]
#349 to #348 - tokazakime (09/11/2015) [-]
Holy ****, you delivered.
#345 - jettom (08/09/2015) [-]
I was ignored the first time..
I'll try again..

Hello?
#346 to #345 - tokazakime (08/10/2015) [-]
ayy
#347 to #346 - jettom (08/10/2015) [-]
lmao
#344 - jettom (08/09/2015) [-]
#293 - expeditas (07/28/2015) [-]
hellooooo~
#314 to #293 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
Oh, so that's how you got it. I just assumed you were Spanish. sorry
#315 to #314 - expeditas (07/28/2015) [-]
does expeditas sound spanish? es ok
im actually from southern africa yes, there are white people in africa
#316 to #315 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
it kinda does lol
How's Africa treating you?
#317 to #316 - expeditas (07/28/2015) [-]
AIDS MURDER RAPE DRUGS GANGS CORRUPTION MOSQUITOS ELECTRICITY-SHORTAGES WATER-CUTS tho sometimes there are really sweet people here
#318 to #317 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
woah.. That's rough. But at least you're doing fine. right?
#319 to #318 - expeditas (07/28/2015) [-]
im okay!
how about you?
#320 to #319 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
Life's pretty dull and repetitive. Weekdays, I wake up, go to school, get home, computer, sleep. On weekends I only ever sleep. At least it's kinda simple, but it's still boring.
#321 to #320 - expeditas (07/28/2015) [-]
you need to change your life
#322 to #321 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
I'm going to get a job next summer so that I can earn moni and be social again. But for now, I dunno
#323 to #322 - expeditas (07/28/2015) [-]
do something interesting
take over the world
#324 to #323 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
I'm trying. I'm raising 2 bunnies and I'm gonna breed a lot, rule over them, then we take the world.
#325 to #324 - expeditas (07/28/2015) [-]
what is your goal in life?
why is it that you dont kill yourself right now?
what is the objective you wish to complete, that justifies you being alive?
#326 to #325 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
I want to travel the world and taste every food ever.
I don't want to die.
I want to live.
#327 to #326 - expeditas (07/28/2015) [-]
well get bloody going
come on, where is your money to pay for the bloody plane tickets????
#328 to #327 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
I don't have it yet. Maybe someday.
#329 to #328 - expeditas (07/28/2015) [-]
someday is a day of the week
for god's sake man, HOW THE **** ARE YOU GOING TO GET THE MONEY???
WHAT CAN YOU DO THAT PEOPLE WILL PAY FOR???
#330 to #329 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
suck dicks
I used to work for a call center before, but basically I can do anything with training. But right now I need to finish school so that I can finally do what I want.
#331 to #330 - expeditas (07/28/2015) [-]
that's my job
What is it that youre studying? will a job using your qualification be enough to pay for your travels? hell, Do you even know how much it'll cost to do this??? figure out how much money you need to do it, then make it.
2 easy steps, get going.
#332 to #331 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
for real tho?
I'm studying Marketing. Actually, qualifications mean nothing here. If I graduate and get a job that aligns with my degree, I'll be earning less than when I was working in a call center. I just need it for show. And I don't really know how much it'll cost me.
#333 to #332 - expeditas
(07/28/2015) [-]
not really my job, but i did give one of my friends a bunch of blowjobs once... it was delicious~
well then you had best get a calculator, love
#294 to #293 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
heyy
#295 to #294 - expeditas (07/28/2015) [-]
im going to take a guess here and say that you like being feminine
am i right?
#334 to #295 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
How did it go? I'm actually curious about that, but I'm not saying I wanted to try. How does it feel or something?
#335 to #334 - expeditas (07/29/2015) [-]
it started off slow, cuddling and kisses on the cheek.... but there was a turning point, where he took control and kissed me, it was the greatest feeling ever. my body felt like it was going to melt into his, it was just amazing. he took off his pants and i began licking his dick. i was shaking, he put his hand on the back of my neck to calm me down and push his dick deeper inside me.... i could feel the blood pumping inside his dick, pulsing against my tongue... after a while he came, and without even thinking i swallowed it.... ever since then, i've had cravings for as much cum i can swallow, and if someone touches the back of my neck i get really wet.
#336 to #335 - tokazakime (07/29/2015) [-]
that's actually kind of hot
#337 to #336 - expeditas (07/29/2015) [-]
it's the hottest thing i've ever felt~
#338 to #337 - tokazakime (07/29/2015) [-]
so are you really a trap?
#339 to #338 - expeditas (07/29/2015) [-]
a little bit, i really want to be one and im busy making myself one, but so far i look like the picture on my profile... but with longer hair
#340 to #339 - tokazakime (07/29/2015) [-]
so you are cute then?
#341 to #340 - expeditas (07/29/2015) [-]
.....y-you think so?
#342 to #341 - tokazakime (07/29/2015) [-]
i know so
#343 to #342 - expeditas (07/29/2015) [-]
#296 to #295 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
I don't know about that. I just really like traps.
#297 to #296 - expeditas (07/28/2015) [-]
well in that case, you might like me
im trying to become a better trap, im not very good yet.... would it be ok if we were friends? you seem really nice :p
#298 to #297 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
Sounds good! Nice to meet you.
#299 to #298 - expeditas (07/28/2015) [-]
nice to meet you!
im quite affectionate, is that ok?
#300 to #299 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
I don't have problems with it.
#301 to #300 - expeditas (07/28/2015) [-]
i already love you!
so, tell me about yourself, deary
#302 to #301 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
Well, gee, I dunno. I'm just a little azn boy. Likes traps, but you already know that. It's usually my introduction.
#303 to #302 - expeditas (07/28/2015) [-]
what is an 'azn boy'?
im sorry, i dont know all this internet slang ;-;
#304 to #303 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
asian
#305 to #304 - expeditas (07/28/2015) [-]
do you know any languages besides english?
#306 to #305 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
Just my native language.
#307 to #306 - expeditas (07/28/2015) [-]
what would that be, love?
#308 to #307 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
Filipino
#309 to #308 - expeditas (07/28/2015) [-]
how are you so cute?
#310 to #309 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
You think? lol
#311 to #310 - expeditas (07/28/2015) [-]
i know
does your username mean anything?
#312 to #311 - tokazakime (07/28/2015) [-]
Almost forgot about that. I just made it up way back when I was watching Clannad. It's pretty lame, TOmoya oKAZAKI aniME. aww hell. It kinda stuck on me, so now I'm using it as username anywhere.
#313 to #312 - expeditas
(07/28/2015) [-]
i love it
mine used to be "expedite", but then in the massive catastrophe i call "The Happenning", i forgot the password to all my accounts for everything. So, i needed a new name.
if expedite was the male form, then expeditas was the female form...so i chose expeditas <3
#280 - leal ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Ayy lmao
Ayy lmao
#281 to #280 - tokazakime (02/12/2015) [-]
ayy
ayy
#282 to #281 - leal ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
How ya holding up?
#283 to #282 - tokazakime (02/12/2015) [-]
pree good. I'm working at the moment, slow day. You?
#284 to #283 - leal ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
>FJ at work
#thug


I'm good.

What kinda work you doing to be able to be on FJ?
#285 to #284 - tokazakime (02/12/2015) [-]
call center. setting up voicemails for people n ****
#286 to #285 - leal ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
That sounds boring af...
Why you doing that? .-.
#287 to #286 - tokazakime (02/12/2015) [-]
nothing else to do at home so i figure i should get a job. actually forgot how i ended up here, but pay is good and i got a gf here
#288 to #287 - leal ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
That's a pretty good reason, was that the first thing that came to mind when you were like "I need a job"?
#289 to #288 - tokazakime (02/12/2015) [-]
something to do with computers, i guess, good pay, and leeway
#290 to #289 - leal ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
You play RS right?
You play at work? :^)
#291 to #290 - tokazakime (02/12/2015) [-]
unable to play at work, sadly :<
#292 to #291 - leal ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
proxy dat **** bruh
#278 - jettom (12/31/2014) [-]
HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR AND GOOD MEMORIES AND ****
#279 to #278 - tokazakime (12/31/2014) [-]
Happy New Year, jet!
#252 - Rei (09/29/2014) [-]
Hi Lonely, I'm Rei.
#255 to #252 - tokazakime (10/12/2014) [-]
No idea, but this just cracked me up again.

Thanks, dad.
#256 to #255 - Rei (10/12/2014) [-]
I'm glad
#257 to #256 - tokazakime (10/12/2014) [-]
That's odd. I'm pretty sure I uploaded a different image of Ruka. Oh well.