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#190 - It looks * Not sure why I put "he"  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on First time +1
User avatar #264 - niggayoucantread (08/30/2012) [-]
lol my friend has a 1911. but the sad part is that its a .22lr.
#187 - I'd love to get my hands on a 1911, or even the new 1911 R1. H…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2012 on First time +1
User avatar #190 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
It looks * Not sure why I put "he"
User avatar #264 - niggayoucantread (08/30/2012) [-]
lol my friend has a 1911. but the sad part is that its a .22lr.
#182 - Hell, I think I'd wear a brace just for the first magazine so …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on First time 0
User avatar #186 - jacklethesnake (08/29/2012) [-]
aaaaaaannnnnnd thats about where my gun knowledge ends....
#177 - Mmm, either way. I really can't give a view of the Glock weapo…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2012 on First time +1
User avatar #184 - niggayoucantread (08/29/2012) [-]
i got mine because you can put them through hell literally. but if i had the money i would get a 1911.
User avatar #187 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
I'd love to get my hands on a 1911, or even the new 1911 R1. He looks pretty cool. Although, it might just be the whole idea of being able to have a suppressor on it.
User avatar #190 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
It looks * Not sure why I put "he"
User avatar #264 - niggayoucantread (08/30/2012) [-]
lol my friend has a 1911. but the sad part is that its a .22lr.
#175 - Possibly if it's loaded all the way. It depends on the style o…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/29/2012 on First time +1
User avatar #176 - jacklethesnake (08/29/2012) [-]
oh definitely.
User avatar #182 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
Hell, I think I'd wear a brace just for the first magazine so I'd know how much it would twist my wrist. I remember firing my dad's .44 Revolver with FMJ rounds and I was surprised at the amount of torque it had.
User avatar #186 - jacklethesnake (08/29/2012) [-]
aaaaaaannnnnnd thats about where my gun knowledge ends....
#172 - I agree, the Baby Deagle does look rather appealing. 08/29/2012 on First time +2
#168 - Also, as far as we know there is no round in that chamber. So …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/29/2012 on First time +1
User avatar #171 - jacklethesnake (08/29/2012) [-]
good point. wouldnt a gun that size be a little heavy for her?
User avatar #175 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
Possibly if it's loaded all the way. It depends on the style of the Deagle, they range from 4lbs to about 5 lbs empty and I think maybe 6-7 lbs (pending type of ammo) loaded. So her wrists would need a brace to actually fire the Deagle no matter the caliber.
User avatar #176 - jacklethesnake (08/29/2012) [-]
oh definitely.
User avatar #182 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
Hell, I think I'd wear a brace just for the first magazine so I'd know how much it would twist my wrist. I remember firing my dad's .44 Revolver with FMJ rounds and I was surprised at the amount of torque it had.
User avatar #186 - jacklethesnake (08/29/2012) [-]
aaaaaaannnnnnd thats about where my gun knowledge ends....
#167 - If I had to fire a Glock, I'd prefer the .45 model. I think it…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/29/2012 on First time +1
User avatar #170 - niggayoucantread (08/29/2012) [-]
the .45 i believe is the 26,27 models idk for sure. but i have a Glock 21 its a .40
User avatar #177 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
Mmm, either way. I really can't give a view of the Glock weapons. Although I do enjoy looking at the specs on them. They seem like a decent gun to scare the ever living shit out of a home invader....if you don't mind missing half the magazine.
User avatar #184 - niggayoucantread (08/29/2012) [-]
i got mine because you can put them through hell literally. but if i had the money i would get a 1911.
User avatar #187 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
I'd love to get my hands on a 1911, or even the new 1911 R1. He looks pretty cool. Although, it might just be the whole idea of being able to have a suppressor on it.
User avatar #190 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
It looks * Not sure why I put "he"
User avatar #264 - niggayoucantread (08/30/2012) [-]
lol my friend has a 1911. but the sad part is that its a .22lr.
#161 - Hmm, I have never shot a G18 so I can't really give an opinion on it.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/29/2012 on First time +1
User avatar #163 - niggayoucantread (08/29/2012) [-]
its one of those squeeze and hang on type of pistols
User avatar #167 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
If I had to fire a Glock, I'd prefer the .45 model. I think it's the G21?
User avatar #170 - niggayoucantread (08/29/2012) [-]
the .45 i believe is the 26,27 models idk for sure. but i have a Glock 21 its a .40
User avatar #177 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
Mmm, either way. I really can't give a view of the Glock weapons. Although I do enjoy looking at the specs on them. They seem like a decent gun to scare the ever living shit out of a home invader....if you don't mind missing half the magazine.
User avatar #184 - niggayoucantread (08/29/2012) [-]
i got mine because you can put them through hell literally. but if i had the money i would get a 1911.
User avatar #187 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
I'd love to get my hands on a 1911, or even the new 1911 R1. He looks pretty cool. Although, it might just be the whole idea of being able to have a suppressor on it.
User avatar #190 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
It looks * Not sure why I put "he"
User avatar #264 - niggayoucantread (08/30/2012) [-]
lol my friend has a 1911. but the sad part is that its a .22lr.
#149 - Personally, I love the feel of the .44 Mag 6 shot.  [+] (10 new replies) 08/29/2012 on First time +1
User avatar #157 - niggayoucantread (08/29/2012) [-]
glock 18
User avatar #161 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
Hmm, I have never shot a G18 so I can't really give an opinion on it.
User avatar #163 - niggayoucantread (08/29/2012) [-]
its one of those squeeze and hang on type of pistols
User avatar #167 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
If I had to fire a Glock, I'd prefer the .45 model. I think it's the G21?
User avatar #170 - niggayoucantread (08/29/2012) [-]
the .45 i believe is the 26,27 models idk for sure. but i have a Glock 21 its a .40
User avatar #177 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
Mmm, either way. I really can't give a view of the Glock weapons. Although I do enjoy looking at the specs on them. They seem like a decent gun to scare the ever living shit out of a home invader....if you don't mind missing half the magazine.
User avatar #184 - niggayoucantread (08/29/2012) [-]
i got mine because you can put them through hell literally. but if i had the money i would get a 1911.
User avatar #187 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
I'd love to get my hands on a 1911, or even the new 1911 R1. He looks pretty cool. Although, it might just be the whole idea of being able to have a suppressor on it.
User avatar #190 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
It looks * Not sure why I put "he"
User avatar #264 - niggayoucantread (08/30/2012) [-]
lol my friend has a 1911. but the sad part is that its a .22lr.
#144 - I wouldn't say he is a "bad" dad for letting her sho…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/29/2012 on First time +3
User avatar #165 - jacklethesnake (08/29/2012) [-]
thats all very nice, but as far as we know hes NOT.
User avatar #168 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
Also, as far as we know there is no round in that chamber. So it's all up in the air to ponder.
User avatar #171 - jacklethesnake (08/29/2012) [-]
good point. wouldnt a gun that size be a little heavy for her?
User avatar #175 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
Possibly if it's loaded all the way. It depends on the style of the Deagle, they range from 4lbs to about 5 lbs empty and I think maybe 6-7 lbs (pending type of ammo) loaded. So her wrists would need a brace to actually fire the Deagle no matter the caliber.
User avatar #176 - jacklethesnake (08/29/2012) [-]
oh definitely.
User avatar #182 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
Hell, I think I'd wear a brace just for the first magazine so I'd know how much it would twist my wrist. I remember firing my dad's .44 Revolver with FMJ rounds and I was surprised at the amount of torque it had.
User avatar #186 - jacklethesnake (08/29/2012) [-]
aaaaaaannnnnnd thats about where my gun knowledge ends....
#131 - I'd expect just a click noise. I'd hope the father wasn't stup… 08/29/2012 on First time +2
#126 - In the image, the pistol she is holding is the Desert Eagle. I… 08/29/2012 on First time 0
#57 - Mine will last a bit if I don't have the Wifi/Bluetooth on. If… 08/29/2012 on How to.. 0
#286 - Yea. Now it tends to be based on some chart. I remember gettin… 08/28/2012 on School Fights +5
#661 - Some parents will grab whatever they can to swat their kid on … 08/28/2012 on My Mom Used the Wooden Spoon 0
#63 - Yea, it would work unless you were at a school that if one kid…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2012 on School Fights +1
#276 - Greengreda (08/28/2012) [-]
when my mom was in high school, this girl jumped her without knowing how fights work really. The girl's hair was in a ponytail so my mom grabbed her ponytail and slammed her head against the pavement for about a minute and a half before someone came to break up the fight.

and my mom didn't get in trouble. and she could've sued the other girl for starting the fight.....

oh how times have changed.
User avatar #286 - toastycracker (08/28/2012) [-]
Yea. Now it tends to be based on some chart. I remember getting into fights in high school that I did not start and even with video evidence from the cameras, I'd get suspended because the other kid was some minority.
#356 - My parents raised me well also, it's just when I did something… 08/28/2012 on My Mom Used the Wooden Spoon +4
#8 - Reminds me of this. 08/27/2012 on Saw this while going down... 0
#34 - Every Christmas my Uncle and his wife send my brother and I pr…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2012 on Faildon +1
#124 - anaklusmos (08/25/2012) [-]
mfw my name is Conan.
#263 - If you mean what would be allowed and such, I think anything b… 08/24/2012 on She can have me -1
#260 - Yea, oddly enough I started the paper work on Wednesday to joi… 08/24/2012 on She can have me 0
#255 - Annnnd now it's stuck in my head.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2012 on She can have me +1
User avatar #256 - rambearclaw (08/24/2012) [-]
The power of subliminal messages
User avatar #260 - toastycracker (08/24/2012) [-]
Yea, oddly enough I started the paper work on Wednesday to join the Navy.
#247 - The only thing that bothers me is the fact whomever is on the … 08/24/2012 on She can have me +2
#73 - I post link for lazy people, they thumb you up for sauce.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2012 on Thor on an off day +6
User avatar #85 - dirigiblequixote (08/22/2012) [-]
I love you.
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