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#217 - *nudges* You gonna share that popcorn? Please? :D  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2012 on SouljaBoy 0
User avatar #254 - pauix (08/31/2012) [-]
Of course, sir. I always buy extra popcorn in case someone wants to enjoy the shitstorn couldn't get any.
#147 - I bet 90% of his followers will put in ".com" when … 08/31/2012 on SouljaBoy +8
#271 - Comment deleted 08/30/2012 on Well Played Samsung +3
#163 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2012 on INSPIDERED +12
#175 - SHAMU (08/30/2012) [-]
Thanks man, have another
#148 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2012 on INSPIDERED +8
User avatar #384 - nasavvy (08/30/2012) [-]
Your to nice, stop being everyones bitch. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
#360 - yodasoda (08/30/2012) [-]
1920x1080 pls <3
#149 - minderuleslol (08/30/2012) [-]
Thanks :D
#129 - No problem.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2012 on INSPIDERED +3
#256 - muggy (08/30/2012) [-]
may you please do 1680x1050, gif as payment
#108 - Comment deleted 08/30/2012 on INSPIDERED -2
#572 - I'm scared of these new auto links. 08/30/2012 on So my friend is a wizard... +2
#96 - Here ya go. 1440x900  [+] (8 new replies) 08/30/2012 on INSPIDERED +13
#145 - minderuleslol (08/30/2012) [-]
Please could you do 1366x768 or tell me how to do it? Thanks in advance.
#148 - toastycracker (08/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #384 - nasavvy (08/30/2012) [-]
Your to nice, stop being everyones bitch. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
#360 - yodasoda (08/30/2012) [-]
1920x1080 pls <3
#149 - minderuleslol (08/30/2012) [-]
Thanks :D
#128 - loxly (08/30/2012) [-]
Wow dude, thanks, you have my thumb my good sir...
User avatar #129 - toastycracker (08/30/2012) [-]
No problem.
#256 - muggy (08/30/2012) [-]
may you please do 1680x1050, gif as payment
#35 - 1788x1698 big enough?  [+] (15 new replies) 08/30/2012 on INSPIDERED +56
User avatar #218 - jetpistol (08/30/2012) [-]
Can you make one with the first panel? :) Pretty please
#160 - SHAMU (08/30/2012) [-]
I need a 1280x1024 I will pay you with this gif. I don't see many people using
#163 - toastycracker (08/30/2012) [-]
#175 - SHAMU (08/30/2012) [-]
Thanks man, have another
#90 - loxly (08/30/2012) [-]
Ummm, can you do 1440x900? For me?
#96 - toastycracker (08/30/2012) [-]
Here ya go. 1440x900
#145 - minderuleslol (08/30/2012) [-]
Please could you do 1366x768 or tell me how to do it? Thanks in advance.
#148 - toastycracker (08/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #384 - nasavvy (08/30/2012) [-]
Your to nice, stop being everyones bitch. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
#360 - yodasoda (08/30/2012) [-]
1920x1080 pls <3
#149 - minderuleslol (08/30/2012) [-]
Thanks :D
#128 - loxly (08/30/2012) [-]
Wow dude, thanks, you have my thumb my good sir...
User avatar #129 - toastycracker (08/30/2012) [-]
No problem.
#256 - muggy (08/30/2012) [-]
may you please do 1680x1050, gif as payment
User avatar #43 - flyinjew (08/30/2012) [-]
You, sir, are my hero.
I wish I had more to offer you than a thumb.
#190 - It looks * Not sure why I put "he"  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on First time +1
User avatar #264 - niggayoucantread (08/30/2012) [-]
lol my friend has a 1911. but the sad part is that its a .22lr.
#187 - I'd love to get my hands on a 1911, or even the new 1911 R1. H…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2012 on First time +1
User avatar #190 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
It looks * Not sure why I put "he"
User avatar #264 - niggayoucantread (08/30/2012) [-]
lol my friend has a 1911. but the sad part is that its a .22lr.
#182 - Hell, I think I'd wear a brace just for the first magazine so …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on First time 0
User avatar #186 - jacklethesnake (08/29/2012) [-]
aaaaaaannnnnnd thats about where my gun knowledge ends....
#177 - Mmm, either way. I really can't give a view of the Glock weapo…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2012 on First time +1
User avatar #184 - niggayoucantread (08/29/2012) [-]
i got mine because you can put them through hell literally. but if i had the money i would get a 1911.
User avatar #187 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
I'd love to get my hands on a 1911, or even the new 1911 R1. He looks pretty cool. Although, it might just be the whole idea of being able to have a suppressor on it.
User avatar #190 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
It looks * Not sure why I put "he"
User avatar #264 - niggayoucantread (08/30/2012) [-]
lol my friend has a 1911. but the sad part is that its a .22lr.
#175 - Possibly if it's loaded all the way. It depends on the style o…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/29/2012 on First time +1
User avatar #176 - jacklethesnake (08/29/2012) [-]
oh definitely.
User avatar #182 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
Hell, I think I'd wear a brace just for the first magazine so I'd know how much it would twist my wrist. I remember firing my dad's .44 Revolver with FMJ rounds and I was surprised at the amount of torque it had.
User avatar #186 - jacklethesnake (08/29/2012) [-]
aaaaaaannnnnnd thats about where my gun knowledge ends....
#172 - I agree, the Baby Deagle does look rather appealing. 08/29/2012 on First time +2
#168 - Also, as far as we know there is no round in that chamber. So …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/29/2012 on First time +1
User avatar #171 - jacklethesnake (08/29/2012) [-]
good point. wouldnt a gun that size be a little heavy for her?
User avatar #175 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
Possibly if it's loaded all the way. It depends on the style of the Deagle, they range from 4lbs to about 5 lbs empty and I think maybe 6-7 lbs (pending type of ammo) loaded. So her wrists would need a brace to actually fire the Deagle no matter the caliber.
User avatar #176 - jacklethesnake (08/29/2012) [-]
oh definitely.
User avatar #182 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
Hell, I think I'd wear a brace just for the first magazine so I'd know how much it would twist my wrist. I remember firing my dad's .44 Revolver with FMJ rounds and I was surprised at the amount of torque it had.
User avatar #186 - jacklethesnake (08/29/2012) [-]
aaaaaaannnnnnd thats about where my gun knowledge ends....
#167 - If I had to fire a Glock, I'd prefer the .45 model. I think it…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/29/2012 on First time +1
User avatar #170 - niggayoucantread (08/29/2012) [-]
the .45 i believe is the 26,27 models idk for sure. but i have a Glock 21 its a .40
User avatar #177 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
Mmm, either way. I really can't give a view of the Glock weapons. Although I do enjoy looking at the specs on them. They seem like a decent gun to scare the ever living shit out of a home invader....if you don't mind missing half the magazine.
User avatar #184 - niggayoucantread (08/29/2012) [-]
i got mine because you can put them through hell literally. but if i had the money i would get a 1911.
User avatar #187 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
I'd love to get my hands on a 1911, or even the new 1911 R1. He looks pretty cool. Although, it might just be the whole idea of being able to have a suppressor on it.
User avatar #190 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
It looks * Not sure why I put "he"
User avatar #264 - niggayoucantread (08/30/2012) [-]
lol my friend has a 1911. but the sad part is that its a .22lr.
#161 - Hmm, I have never shot a G18 so I can't really give an opinion on it.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/29/2012 on First time +1
User avatar #163 - niggayoucantread (08/29/2012) [-]
its one of those squeeze and hang on type of pistols
User avatar #167 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
If I had to fire a Glock, I'd prefer the .45 model. I think it's the G21?
User avatar #170 - niggayoucantread (08/29/2012) [-]
the .45 i believe is the 26,27 models idk for sure. but i have a Glock 21 its a .40
User avatar #177 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
Mmm, either way. I really can't give a view of the Glock weapons. Although I do enjoy looking at the specs on them. They seem like a decent gun to scare the ever living shit out of a home invader....if you don't mind missing half the magazine.
User avatar #184 - niggayoucantread (08/29/2012) [-]
i got mine because you can put them through hell literally. but if i had the money i would get a 1911.
User avatar #187 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
I'd love to get my hands on a 1911, or even the new 1911 R1. He looks pretty cool. Although, it might just be the whole idea of being able to have a suppressor on it.
User avatar #190 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
It looks * Not sure why I put "he"
User avatar #264 - niggayoucantread (08/30/2012) [-]
lol my friend has a 1911. but the sad part is that its a .22lr.
#149 - Personally, I love the feel of the .44 Mag 6 shot.  [+] (10 new replies) 08/29/2012 on First time +1
User avatar #157 - niggayoucantread (08/29/2012) [-]
glock 18
User avatar #161 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
Hmm, I have never shot a G18 so I can't really give an opinion on it.
User avatar #163 - niggayoucantread (08/29/2012) [-]
its one of those squeeze and hang on type of pistols
User avatar #167 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
If I had to fire a Glock, I'd prefer the .45 model. I think it's the G21?
User avatar #170 - niggayoucantread (08/29/2012) [-]
the .45 i believe is the 26,27 models idk for sure. but i have a Glock 21 its a .40
User avatar #177 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
Mmm, either way. I really can't give a view of the Glock weapons. Although I do enjoy looking at the specs on them. They seem like a decent gun to scare the ever living shit out of a home invader....if you don't mind missing half the magazine.
User avatar #184 - niggayoucantread (08/29/2012) [-]
i got mine because you can put them through hell literally. but if i had the money i would get a 1911.
User avatar #187 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
I'd love to get my hands on a 1911, or even the new 1911 R1. He looks pretty cool. Although, it might just be the whole idea of being able to have a suppressor on it.
User avatar #190 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
It looks * Not sure why I put "he"
User avatar #264 - niggayoucantread (08/30/2012) [-]
lol my friend has a 1911. but the sad part is that its a .22lr.
#144 - I wouldn't say he is a "bad" dad for letting her sho…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/29/2012 on First time +3
User avatar #165 - jacklethesnake (08/29/2012) [-]
thats all very nice, but as far as we know hes NOT.
User avatar #168 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
Also, as far as we know there is no round in that chamber. So it's all up in the air to ponder.
User avatar #171 - jacklethesnake (08/29/2012) [-]
good point. wouldnt a gun that size be a little heavy for her?
User avatar #175 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
Possibly if it's loaded all the way. It depends on the style of the Deagle, they range from 4lbs to about 5 lbs empty and I think maybe 6-7 lbs (pending type of ammo) loaded. So her wrists would need a brace to actually fire the Deagle no matter the caliber.
User avatar #176 - jacklethesnake (08/29/2012) [-]
oh definitely.
User avatar #182 - toastycracker (08/29/2012) [-]
Hell, I think I'd wear a brace just for the first magazine so I'd know how much it would twist my wrist. I remember firing my dad's .44 Revolver with FMJ rounds and I was surprised at the amount of torque it had.
User avatar #186 - jacklethesnake (08/29/2012) [-]
aaaaaaannnnnnd thats about where my gun knowledge ends....
#131 - I'd expect just a click noise. I'd hope the father wasn't stup… 08/29/2012 on First time +2
#126 - In the image, the pistol she is holding is the Desert Eagle. I… 08/29/2012 on First time 0
#57 - Mine will last a bit if I don't have the Wifi/Bluetooth on. If… 08/29/2012 on How to.. 0
#286 - Yea. Now it tends to be based on some chart. I remember gettin… 08/28/2012 on School Fights +5
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