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#70 - Well then he'll only get 10% mauled to death by werewolves. 12/10/2012 on Why am I attracted to... +1
#142 - Well I've talked to my mum and she's agreed to let me have a d…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on A Fair Warning 0
User avatar #143 - navestotwo (12/09/2012) [-]
Well that's good and all.
Most likely a riot will NOT happen, but if it does, it is best to warn as many as possible for a lesser loss of life.
Do keep safe, and always have a contingency plan! (a.k.a. a Plan B)
#139 - I'll most likely not be going into school that day. I live in …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/09/2012 on A Fair Warning 0
#158 - ponyfcker (12/10/2012) [-]
WOO HOO for once going to school in America pays off. I get out of school at 11:30 that day. Then I go home into my room, the basement, and sit there.

Heres a pic of my cat. Cats always related.
User avatar #160 - ponyfcker (12/10/2012) [-]
My neighbor also has a canon in his garage, i have no idea how he got it. The biggest redneck you could meet in Northwest America.
#159 - ponyfcker (12/10/2012) [-]
Oh and it's America, i live in Idaho, so yeah i'll just go to my neighbors house and ask to borrow a shotgun if anything does go down.

pic related: our motherfucking potato museum. I had no idea we had this
User avatar #141 - navestotwo (12/09/2012) [-]
Just call in sick or possibly say you're grandmother is worried sick about all this end-of-the-world talk and is too fragile to be left alone to her worries.
Works every-time.
User avatar #142 - toastiestzombie (12/09/2012) [-]
Well I've talked to my mum and she's agreed to let me have a day off. She still has to go in, but she's got her own separate office so she'll be fine if something does happen. She also goes out a different way than the students, so if someone decides to kill people when they're walking out of school she'll be fine.
User avatar #143 - navestotwo (12/09/2012) [-]
Well that's good and all.
Most likely a riot will NOT happen, but if it does, it is best to warn as many as possible for a lesser loss of life.
Do keep safe, and always have a contingency plan! (a.k.a. a Plan B)
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#298 - I said fruit... How the **** did I mess … 11/30/2012 on Blew my mind +1
#14 - Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, M-Bison  [+] (4 new replies) 11/27/2012 on Gave me a feel +2
User avatar #61 - pull (11/28/2012) [-]
Did you really name your pets after Street Fighter characters?
#32 - djwaffles (11/28/2012) [-]
Maia, Katie and my beloved kitty cat Carl YOUR FUCKEN RIGHT HIS NAME WAS CARL
User avatar #59 - kanatana (11/28/2012) [-]
FuckYourSofa is right, Carl is a bitching name.
#37 - FuckYourSofa (11/28/2012) [-]
Carl is a badass name, don't let anyone tell you different.
#21 - Summer's getting old We're all gonna die ******…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2012 on Seriously. +5
User avatar #22 - jinxbomb (11/26/2012) [-]
nah, it has potentional or however the fuck you spell it
#3 - Then a fire happens and you have to kill him to save everyone else  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2012 on Clever painting +48
#8 - thisisestonia (11/22/2012) [-]
Now I have to think about that man, that killed man on the wall.
#119 - Nah, I've finished it. I'm working on a new, secret fic with a… 11/21/2012 on toastiestzombie's profile 0

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User avatar #120 - pineapplechunkss (03/23/2013) [-]
You still alive man?
User avatar #118 - pineapplechunkss (11/20/2012) [-]
I read you fic ( With Nothing To Fear ) I thought it was good.
But your still writing it?
User avatar #119 to #118 - toastiestzombie (11/21/2012) [-]
Nah, I've finished it. I'm working on a new, secret fic with a few interactive elements.
User avatar #108 - notsixroller (10/23/2012) [-]
I hear from a little birdie (pineapplechunkss) that you write fics. Do you want me to take a look?
User avatar #109 to #108 - toastiestzombie (10/23/2012) [-]
I did see that he mentioned me in a comment. Couldn't see what it was. But yeah, that would be awesome. I'm currently writing a horror-fic for the EQD contest. Would like some thoughts on it that aren't just from my editor. docs.google.com/document/d/1ke3ur3E95qb4az-txcASo2dRa35mtOGYoZkJIkKJiI8/edit
User avatar #111 to #109 - notsixroller (10/23/2012) [-]
Or I could give you the GoogleDocs one now. It's not finished however, and the poetry will be edited.
User avatar #110 to #109 - notsixroller (10/23/2012) [-]
Okay, but as fee, you have to look at my upcoming one, when it's done.

Deal? :3
User avatar #113 to #110 - toastiestzombie (10/23/2012) [-]
Tell me when you've read it :P
User avatar #114 to #113 - notsixroller (10/23/2012) [-]
What's the competition again?
User avatar #116 to #114 - toastiestzombie (10/23/2012) [-]
The deadline's tomorrow
User avatar #115 to #114 - toastiestzombie (10/23/2012) [-]
Write a short horror story since it's halloween.
User avatar #117 to #115 - notsixroller (10/23/2012) [-]
Oh right, I thought it was for Kiki for some reason.
User avatar #112 to #110 - toastiestzombie (10/23/2012) [-]
Sure, but I need to finish my fic off first. Got to get it in by tommorow.
User avatar #98 - pineapplechunkss (10/02/2012) [-]
I don't see you anywhere that much....

You doing ok dude?
User avatar #99 to #98 - toastiestzombie (10/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm fine. I just don't really go on the pony thread anymore, I mostly lurk now.
User avatar #100 to #99 - pineapplechunkss (10/02/2012) [-]
why lurk?

Wait do you now about the new thread?
User avatar #101 to #100 - toastiestzombie (10/02/2012) [-]
I don't, but really I can't be bothered to post much anymore. Nothing's changed really.
User avatar #102 to #101 - pineapplechunkss (10/02/2012) [-]
but thats where you wrong..

This new thread is much better the pony thread 14
And trust me you will like it there and if you post your fics there they will love it
User avatar #103 to #102 - toastiestzombie (10/02/2012) [-]
Guess I'll check it out.
User avatar #104 to #103 - pineapplechunkss (10/02/2012) [-]
you need to friend phantoma first so you can get in
User avatar #106 to #104 - toastiestzombie (10/02/2012) [-]
How do I go about doing that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - toastiestzombie (10/02/2012) [-]
Ahh alright, I'll try find him.
#89 - pineapplechunkss (09/12/2012) [-]
read your fic..

Its a bit long but was good
#90 to #89 - toastiestzombie (09/12/2012) [-]
Which one? Sorry but I can't remember
User avatar #92 to #91 - toastiestzombie (09/12/2012) [-]
Oh, that one. It's been ages since I've even looked at that. Any more in depth thoughts?
User avatar #94 to #92 - pineapplechunkss (09/12/2012) [-]
got any more
User avatar #95 to #94 - toastiestzombie (09/12/2012) [-]
Not yet. But, I am working on two projects. One being another fic, story I'd rather not talk about now. The other being a blog containing reviews of some fics that I've read, interviews with authors and other stuff.
User avatar #96 to #95 - pineapplechunkss (09/12/2012) [-]
good luck dude
User avatar #97 to #96 - toastiestzombie (09/12/2012) [-]
I'm gonna need it.
User avatar #93 to #92 - pineapplechunkss (09/12/2012) [-]
The point of the story was a bit long but it was a good read

The way there was no new episode felt sad but it was good
#88 - pineapplechunkss (08/16/2012) [-]
Can you add me again
I lost my account :(
User avatar #79 - pineapplechunks (07/18/2012) [-]
long time know talk toastie

how are you doing?

did you make another fic?
#80 to #79 - toastiestzombie (07/18/2012) [-]
Well, I'm in the last week of the school year, so that's good (I hate being British). I've also kind of been distracted by a crapton of games I've bought on the Steam summer sale, so yeah. I actually have been working on a new fic, and am in the process of rewriting it due to it not really being the best I can do. It's about MLP:FiM being cancelled, and how one brony learns one final lesson from the show. It's not really that sad, more bittersweet. But there are still sad elements.
Well, I'm in the last week of the school year, so that's good (I hate being British). I've also kind of been distracted by a crapton of games I've bought on the Steam summer sale, so yeah. I actually have been working on a new fic, and am in the process of rewriting it due to it not really being the best I can do. It's about MLP:FiM being cancelled, and how one brony learns one final lesson from the show. It's not really that sad, more bittersweet. But there are still sad elements.
User avatar #81 to #80 - pineapplechunks (07/18/2012) [-]
Cool good to know your still alive :)

And yeah I've been steam summer saled too -.-

So this fic, why are you rewriting it do you make lots of mistakes?
User avatar #83 to #81 - toastiestzombie (07/18/2012) [-]
If you want to read it: [url deleted]
User avatar #82 to #81 - toastiestzombie (07/18/2012) [-]
Well no, it wasn't because of lots of mistakes. It was more because the whole thing just seemed lifeless and a bit bland, and there was a lot of plot points that really didn't need to be in there. For example I added in the brony's parents when I really didn't need to.
#84 to #82 - pineapplechunks (07/18/2012) [-]
good point

best of luck I guess,can't wait :)
#85 to #84 - toastiestzombie (07/18/2012) [-]
Yep, well can you read the current version and then tell me how I can improve it.
Yep, well can you read the current version and then tell me how I can improve it.
User avatar #86 to #85 - pineapplechunks (07/18/2012) [-]
will do :)
User avatar #76 - pineapplechunks (06/14/2012) [-]
Hay there dude whats up? :)

User avatar #77 to #76 - toastiestzombie (06/14/2012) [-]
I'm doing awesome thanks. I've entered into a brony art competition where you can win 500 dollars. I've also started planning a fanfic that I hope not's been done before. Basically a fic about AJ's parents, that's still rather sad. But they aren't dead!
User avatar #78 to #77 - pineapplechunks (06/14/2012) [-]
Thats great news :) hope you win.
And the fan fic why not try to make it like the parents are not what AJ and Big mac were hoping to know or something like that.
#57 - malizlewaa (05/31/2012) [-]
Nice porn
#59 to #58 - malizlewaa (05/31/2012) [-]
Dont have the other three, sorry
User avatar #61 to #59 - toastiestzombie (05/31/2012) [-]
Thanks mate! Is it just me or do all the ponies look much better, and much more awesome with ponytails? And yes, I love me some good humanized and that down there is some good humanized.
User avatar #62 to #61 - malizlewaa (05/31/2012) [-]
Dude, Ponytails look so cute on any chick
#63 to #62 - toastiestzombie (05/31/2012) [-]
Agreed. I'm not normally fond of blonde chicks, but a blonde chick with a ponytail gives them an extra point.
Agreed. I'm not normally fond of blonde chicks, but a blonde chick with a ponytail gives them an extra point.
User avatar #64 to #63 - malizlewaa (05/31/2012) [-]
Brunnettes and Black Hair ftw

Love the contrast of Dark Hair and Pale skin
#65 to #64 - toastiestzombie (05/31/2012) [-]
Agreed. Well, thanks for the pictures, and the conversation has been good. Friend added!
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#40 to #39 - toastiestzombie (05/30/2012) [-]
Y U DO DIS TO ME GRAFICSCAT!
Y U DO DIS TO ME GRAFICSCAT!
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#43 to #42 - toastiestzombie (05/30/2012) [-]
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART GRAFICSCAT!
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART GRAFICSCAT!
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User avatar #37 to #34 - toastiestzombie (05/30/2012) [-]
Don't care, still fapped.
#33 - wanicochil (05/29/2012) [-]
How is the story going?
How is the story going?
User avatar #29 - pineapplechunks (05/26/2012) [-]
Did you write the new one yet I cant wait :)
User avatar #30 to #29 - toastiestzombie (05/26/2012) [-]
Well, I'm currently writing a Winona backstory fic in the perspective of Winona herself. It's going to have a few bits from "The Foot of My Bed"
User avatar #31 to #30 - pineapplechunks (05/26/2012) [-]
ok cool.

I like what you write
User avatar #32 to #31 - toastiestzombie (05/26/2012) [-]
Thanks, here's the link to the page: https://docsDOTgoogleDOTcom/document/d/1onV3rN8kYK91RUjuhgM8PwOE7hzFTrdO-gY9Arc Bo/edit
User avatar #24 - pineapplechunks (05/18/2012) [-]
Just finish "The foot of my bed"
Loved it
You should write more their very good, I get chills
User avatar #25 to #24 - toastiestzombie (05/18/2012) [-]
Aww thanks mate! Did it give you any feels? Because I'm not sure if it's doing that.
#26 to #25 - pineapplechunks (05/18/2012) [-]
Lots of feel

You got any more I like what I'm reading
User avatar #27 to #26 - toastiestzombie (05/18/2012) [-]
Nope, no more right now. My next fanfic idea is basically this:
A fanfic that starts out as a normal HiE fic (human in Equestria). But, the process of going from Earth to Equestria makes the main character blind. So he's in the most beautiful land imaginable, but can't see it.
User avatar #28 to #27 - pineapplechunks (05/18/2012) [-]
Oh **** that would suck if that happened to me,I mean WOW!
Sounds like it would be good, Can't wait :)
User avatar #21 - pineapplechunks (05/09/2012) [-]
I like I'll see you in the sky.
I got chills :)
User avatar #22 to #21 - toastiestzombie (05/09/2012) [-]
Thank you, I've actually written another fanfic. Here it is: [url deleted]
User avatar #19 - killergranddad (04/29/2012) [-]
Just read both chapters, and I must say, from a 15 year old's point of view (Yes, I'm also just a kid XD) That is one of the most brilliantly written piece of work I have ever read for a fan fiction. The punctuation, spelling, and grammar is perfect, and the sentences are constructed in such a way that when Ditzy passed I can honestly say you made me cry. Well done, I look forward to your next chapter with anticipation. Keep it up man.
User avatar #20 to #19 - toastiestzombie (04/29/2012) [-]
I'm working on chapter 3 right now. Also, I am a year younger than you, so that compliment is greatly appreciated. I did have help from editors though, but only on grammar mistakes not plot points or anything. If you want to read chapter 3 as a WIP (No editing, not finished etc) then go here: https://docs . [url deleted]
#1 - newob (03/23/2012) [-]
Yay! You added me!
Yay! You added me!
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