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toastiestzombie

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:2/01/2012
Last Login:12/16/2012
Location:I honestly do not know
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#70 - Well then he'll only get 10% mauled to death by werewolves. 12/10/2012 on Why am I attracted to... +1
#142 - Well I've talked to my mum and she's agreed to let me have a d…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on A Fair Warning 0
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#143 - navestotwo (12/09/2012) [-]
Well that's good and all.
Most likely a riot will NOT happen, but if it does, it is best to warn as many as possible for a lesser loss of life.
Do keep safe, and always have a contingency plan! (a.k.a. a Plan B)
#139 - I'll most likely not be going into school that day. I live in …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/09/2012 on A Fair Warning 0
#158 - ponyfcker (12/10/2012) [-]
WOO HOO for once going to school in America pays off. I get out of school at 11:30 that day. Then I go home into my room, the basement, and sit there.

Heres a pic of my cat. Cats always related.
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#160 - ponyfcker (12/10/2012) [-]
My neighbor also has a canon in his garage, i have no idea how he got it. The biggest redneck you could meet in Northwest America.
#159 - ponyfcker (12/10/2012) [-]
Oh and it's America, i live in Idaho, so yeah i'll just go to my neighbors house and ask to borrow a shotgun if anything does go down.

pic related: our motherfucking potato museum. I had no idea we had this
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#141 - navestotwo (12/09/2012) [-]
Just call in sick or possibly say you're grandmother is worried sick about all this end-of-the-world talk and is too fragile to be left alone to her worries.
Works every-time.
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#142 - toastiestzombie (12/09/2012) [-]
Well I've talked to my mum and she's agreed to let me have a day off. She still has to go in, but she's got her own separate office so she'll be fine if something does happen. She also goes out a different way than the students, so if someone decides to kill people when they're walking out of school she'll be fine.
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#143 - navestotwo (12/09/2012) [-]
Well that's good and all.
Most likely a riot will NOT happen, but if it does, it is best to warn as many as possible for a lesser loss of life.
Do keep safe, and always have a contingency plan! (a.k.a. a Plan B)
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#4 - jcllcj (12/03/2012) [-]
#298 - I said fruit... How the **** did I mess that up so badly? 11/30/2012 on Blew my mind +1
#14 - Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, M-Bison  [+] (4 new replies) 11/27/2012 on Gave me a feel +2
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#61 - pull (11/28/2012) [-]
Did you really name your pets after Street Fighter characters?
#32 - djwaffles (11/28/2012) [-]
Maia, Katie and my beloved kitty cat Carl YOUR FUCKEN RIGHT HIS NAME WAS CARL
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#59 - kanatana (11/28/2012) [-]
FuckYourSofa is right, Carl is a bitching name.
#37 - FuckYourSofa (11/28/2012) [-]
Carl is a badass name, don't let anyone tell you different.
#21 - Summer's getting old We're all gonna die ****** gonna …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2012 on Seriously. +5
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#22 - jinxbomb (11/26/2012) [-]
nah, it has potentional or however the fuck you spell it
#3 - Then a fire happens and you have to kill him to save everyone else  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2012 on Clever painting +48
#8 - thisisestonia (11/22/2012) [-]
Now I have to think about that man, that killed man on the wall.
#119 - Nah, I've finished it. I'm working on a new, secret fic with a… 11/21/2012 on toastiestzombie's profile 0