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Date Signed Up:4/18/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
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Comment Ranking:#20712
Highest Content Rank:#411
Highest Comment Rank:#3092
Content Thumbs: 13734 total,  14812 ,  1078
Comment Thumbs: 2146 total,  2495 ,  349
Content Level Progress: 73.1% (731/1000)
Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 37% (37/100)
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#10 - Picture 07/24/2011 on House +11
#359 - Comment deleted 07/24/2011 on Facebook +2
#10 - Picture 07/24/2011 on Fuck twilight +6
#68 - Picture 07/24/2011 on Fastest move ever. +8
#9 - It also said ">IF< two pieces of metal touch",…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2011 on Strange facts 4 The universe -4
#31 - Drageads (07/23/2011) [-]
One could say that you'd fuck a woman IF you were straight, but we know that this is impossible.
#7 - You can't travel at the speed of light. EVER.  [+] (11 new replies) 07/23/2011 on Strange facts 4 The universe -8
#28 - anonymous (07/23/2011) [-]
Dumbass, haven't you ever played Mass Effect!?
#26 - improbablyyourdad (07/23/2011) [-]
We don't know that for sure who knows maybe we will figure out how in the future but as if of now we cant... To the guy below worm holes don't count they are short cuts but i get what you are saying -.-
#24 - MetaGunna (07/23/2011) [-]
Light can't travel as fast as my fist. EVER.
#23 - ittroll has deleted their comment.
#20 - genericaccount (07/23/2011) [-]
#57 - shocknova (07/23/2011) [-]
Epic image.
User avatar #22 - frankwest (07/23/2011) [-]
That made me lol, really hard.
User avatar #12 - thunderkrux (07/23/2011) [-]
The expansion rate of the Big Bang was supposedly faster than the speed of light. But not only that. If you consider distance normally, and you travel through a wormhole, you would've moved faster than the speed of light, but that's kind of like cheating.
#8 - anonymous (07/23/2011) [-]
derp thats why it said IF, look at the word IF, not just IF you, IF you COULD
#9 - toasteroaster (07/23/2011) [-]
It also said ">IF< two pieces of metal touch", but I'm pretty sure that could still happen. Your move...
#31 - Drageads (07/23/2011) [-]
One could say that you'd fuck a woman IF you were straight, but we know that this is impossible.
#5 - Picture 07/23/2011 on DO WANT COMP +8
#13 - <--- what he listened to. 07/23/2011 on fuck im so high +1
#348 - It made me do this. 07/23/2011 on No friends +3
#105 - Picture 07/22/2011 on Acting Badass +3
#53 - Any1 else noticing the front page is ******* amaz…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2011 on To lesbia we go! +31
User avatar #113 - renjilonefox (07/22/2011) [-]
must be considering 26 people and myself agree in the form of thumbs
#398 - You ever hear the saying "pics or it didn't happen"?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2011 on My 20th birthday turned... +8
#432 - anonymous (07/20/2011) [-]
There are no pics of the described event though.
User avatar #483 - jordanc (07/20/2011) [-]
ur locked in a stangers house, funnily enough, the 1st thought that comes 2 ur mind isnt, lets take a pic 2 get funny junk 2 beleive, its actualy "shit, lets get the fuck out of here"
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#30 - CRYPTIC METAPHOR! Love metal gear awesome. 07/16/2011 on Damit +2
#461 - Let me call a buddy who knows all about batteries.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2011 on Birthday Batteries. +27
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#953 - Ty 07/15/2011 on Epic on so many levels! +1
#521 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2011 on Chemistry +10
#560 - anonymous (07/15/2011) [-]
Same anon here, i turns out im gay and like dick in my mouth
#789 - I'm ok with this 07/15/2011 on Sandwich +1
#248 - **toasteroaster rolls 875** 07/12/2011 on WIN! 0
#856 - Picture 07/12/2011 on Obligatory Title is Obligatory +11
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2011 on 99 Cent Tacos +4
#14 - anonymous (07/12/2011) [-]
#193 - Picture 07/12/2011 on Fallout 3 +33
#345 - Picture 07/12/2011 on Cleverbot has spoken +5
#1 - That was so dirty... 07/10/2011 on mw2 luckiest rpg kill ever 0
#1 - Picture 07/10/2011 on pretty funny +3
#1 - Picture 07/10/2011 on Harry got lucky +1
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#128 - furdabip (09/15/2013) [-]
Gotta hide your condoms better, man.
#126 - jgcamaro (12/28/2012) [-]
can i have your items?
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