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Date Signed Up:9/05/2011
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#14 - I think that's the most accurate depiction of Hungary & Ru… 09/16/2014 on what countries look like 0
#7 - Cue the Tom Hanks Peeing Toms joke 09/16/2014 on Fucking hipster 0
#18 - Oh look, it's Billy Dee Williams! 09/16/2014 on Scientifically Proven 0
#159 - That's not busty. That's plain ol' silicone. 09/15/2014 on Curvy =/= Fat 0
#158 - WHAT curves? Oh, you mean the cups of her bra that sh…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on Curvy =/= Fat 0
#160 - jonobono (09/15/2014) [-]
I was actually talking about Kat Dennings, the gif was the closest thing relevent to curves i have.

Chill man.

But i enjoy smaller, less curvy breasts.
#156 - "Beauty is subjective" - Yeah, keep believing that. … 09/15/2014 on Curvy =/= Fat -2
#154 - Then perhaps you ***** better learn the ******* …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Curvy =/= Fat -2
#155 - elcreepo (09/15/2014) [-]
I'm going to go with you're either trolling or a complete idiot. Her thighs are actually not that fat at all, I've seen bigger. Thin thighs also don't exist on a woman with her hips. Simply impossible.

As I said, she's medically healthy to only slightly overweight. This is the image a healthy woman should strive to attain, maybe ten pounds less. Any thinner and what good are they for rearing children? I'm sexually attracted to her because she's honestly quite naturally healthy and beautiful.

THIS, now THIS is a fat fucking cow. Please see the difference between slightly overweight and morbidly obese.

Finally, I just said I don't give a damn if you don't agree. Beauty is subjective and what you find attractive is your business.
#156 - tkfourtwoone (09/15/2014) [-]
"Beauty is subjective" - Yeah, keep believing that. If that's your only excuse for your dirt-low standards, not my fault

"Her thighs are actually not that fat at all" - Her thighs are THREE FUCKING TIMES bigger than mine. And believe you me, I'm no scrawny pencil-neck.

" Thin thighs also don't exist on a woman with her hips. Simply impossible" - of course they would exist - if she'd drop a good, healthy 30 kilos!

"This is the image a healthy woman should strive to attain" - roflmao. Please, jump off the nearest bridge, you're clearly an idiot who hasn't even ever touched a woman in his life and would settle for the first land whale that would pay you any attention.
#152 - She's actually fat as ******* **** . Seriously, g…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on Curvy =/= Fat 0
User avatar #157 - Temperance (09/15/2014) [-]
Whatever man, I'd still hit that harder than Ray Rice at Lilith Fair.
#151 - ***** , that lady is FAT  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Curvy =/= Fat -2
User avatar #153 - elcreepo (09/15/2014) [-]
Bitch, I just told you I ain't give a fuck, this is curvy to me and I love me dem hips.

If you think she's fat you've clearly never seen planets in action, she really is actually within healthy to mildly overweight range medically
User avatar #154 - tkfourtwoone (09/15/2014) [-]
Then perhaps you nigga better learn the fucking definition of "curvy"

THAT is NOT curvy. Not by any stretch of imagination. That is just a fat fucking cow.
FFS, look at those thighs, they're thicker than most men's! How the fuck can you find that attractive?


P.S.: Google Salma Hayek. Now THAT is one of the few truly CURVY women around. Why? Because she's NATURALLY THIN with generous curves.
The rest are just fat bitches who barely eat anything, lest they turn into landwhales (like Cristina Hendricks)
#155 - elcreepo (09/15/2014) [-]
I'm going to go with you're either trolling or a complete idiot. Her thighs are actually not that fat at all, I've seen bigger. Thin thighs also don't exist on a woman with her hips. Simply impossible.

As I said, she's medically healthy to only slightly overweight. This is the image a healthy woman should strive to attain, maybe ten pounds less. Any thinner and what good are they for rearing children? I'm sexually attracted to her because she's honestly quite naturally healthy and beautiful.

THIS, now THIS is a fat fucking cow. Please see the difference between slightly overweight and morbidly obese.

Finally, I just said I don't give a damn if you don't agree. Beauty is subjective and what you find attractive is your business.
#156 - tkfourtwoone (09/15/2014) [-]
"Beauty is subjective" - Yeah, keep believing that. If that's your only excuse for your dirt-low standards, not my fault

"Her thighs are actually not that fat at all" - Her thighs are THREE FUCKING TIMES bigger than mine. And believe you me, I'm no scrawny pencil-neck.

" Thin thighs also don't exist on a woman with her hips. Simply impossible" - of course they would exist - if she'd drop a good, healthy 30 kilos!

"This is the image a healthy woman should strive to attain" - roflmao. Please, jump off the nearest bridge, you're clearly an idiot who hasn't even ever touched a woman in his life and would settle for the first land whale that would pay you any attention.
#33 - ACTUAL curvy woman. If Kat Dennings eats more than a… 09/14/2014 on Curvy =/= Fat -3
#32 - That's not chubby, mate. That's full-blown fat 09/14/2014 on Curvy =/= Fat -9
#31 - Wait, isn't she the idiot cunt from Thor? The one that pronoun…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Curvy =/= Fat 0
#40 - anonymous (09/14/2014) [-]
yes
I'm autistic, and I take offense to that
but yes
#9 - So THAT is from where the meme/drawing is! Thank you,…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Apparently, this kid is... +4
User avatar #57 - iluvscuba (09/12/2014) [-]
It comes from a scene in Jurassic Park
#53 - Small role in Nymphomaniac Tbh, I was shocked to see … 09/12/2014 on Evolution of Things. 0
#10 - Even if there's the tiniest, most sliver of chances that you'r… 09/11/2014 on fat bitches +1
#8 - ...Saddam had nothing to do with 9/11... 09/10/2014 on What are Hussein? 0
#123 - Also, related to the content... as a rule of thumb, if the gir… 09/10/2014 on Thoughts maybe? 0
#121 - Coming from a naturally mesomorphic male at 1.80 and 80 kilos …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on Thoughts maybe? 0
User avatar #123 - tkfourtwoone (09/10/2014) [-]
Also, related to the content... as a rule of thumb, if the girl has a wider waist/hips or thicker legs than me, that's an instant no-go. You might wanna remember that, lads (well, unless you look like Peter Mayhew or something...)
#17 - To be honest, rather than having another failure of a human be… 09/09/2014 on top lel 0
#44 - Call them "bottom of the barrel slaves", but they're… 09/09/2014 on America & Immigration -8
#233 - Also worth the read: Especially the "After… 09/08/2014 on Thank you based Putin 0
#231 - Add to that how their local agents ba… 09/08/2014 on Thank you based Putin 0
#226 - Granted, what you have in the US is often the opposite: compan…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on Thank you based Putin +1
User avatar #229 - deviousalien (09/08/2014) [-]
I agree, but trying to strengthen the legal system against lobbying would result in massive amounts of lobbying. The United States got shit mixed up when they began recognizing corporate entities as people (therefore changing the political value of certain individuals). In a perfect world churches and corporations would work for the people and not have the right to interfere with individuals direct political connection the their government
#225 - "the reason that private multi-national corporations have…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Thank you based Putin +1
User avatar #227 - deviousalien (09/08/2014) [-]
Thank you for the quick response,

I think more importantly than competition/racing to trade with the West post WWII (which Russia was certainly in no position to do), it's because of location. Reason here being, there's a big physical divide for trade to Europe (being the Ural Mountains), a ton of space between it and the Asian countries bordering the Pacific, a problematic area between it and Africa (not that Africa buys anything but cheap firearms), as well as poor naval routes for trading (wonder why the wanted crimea so bad). It's funny you mention China, because as they're finally coming close the US's GDP, they've become the first to have a large scale trade pact with both Russia and the US/EU.

Anyways, it's not like the West gave a ton of options to Russia post WWII. Russia more or less guaranteed victory against the European Axis powers at great cost, and West (primarily the US who also actually did some shit) wanted to impose it's ideals on them. So they formed an alliance more or less to spite Russia.

I do apologize if you have some personal prerogative against Russia or Putin? Saying that with a question mark because I'm not really sure where they relate to each other in your mind. Seems like you have beef with the USSR, which Putin does share some political beliefs with (some), but Russia is not the USSR, and has a very different 21st Century mindset (If the USSR had taken Crimea for example, how many people do you think might have died?). There are a lot of eastern Europeans who like Russia, not everybody living in a post soviet state hates Russia you know.
User avatar #233 - tkfourtwoone (09/08/2014) [-]
Also worth the read:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian_War_of_Independence

Especially the "Aftermath" section
User avatar #231 - tkfourtwoone (09/08/2014) [-]
#222 - Hey, dude, I can't help but be in awe of the art they've put o… 09/08/2014 on Thank you based Putin +1

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#94 - lulzdealer (04/29/2015) [-]
Since that last bit of banter seemed to have riled up your autism something fierce, here.

You can fill this out and fax it to 1-800-SUCK-A-DICK
User avatar #89 - ubisoft (06/13/2014) [-]
When the hell people start figuring out we're zionist?
User avatar #90 to #89 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
omfg, you just made my day, dude =))
User avatar #87 - nebuchadnezzaurus (06/07/2014) [-]
Hey, looks like we both like old school CRPGs. That's good
User avatar #88 to #87 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
Kind of a ugly shame that they have been seriously dumbed down for the masses...
User avatar #86 - Mr Fist (03/11/2014) [-]
All bashing aside, I am curious regarding something that pertains to Romania.

I dated this Romanian girl for a few years who was adopted at the age of 7. Is it true that some Romanian babies have a attachment disorder? Just children who were raised in the orphanages during the time when Birth Control was banned.
User avatar #85 - teoberry (02/26/2014) [-]
Thank you for biting my bait
#76 - oddzar (02/25/2014) [-]
You are such a tremendous faggot it blows my mind. I haven't logged into this site for literally years, but for you I'm making an exception since I already blew you the **** out of the water on the "are businesses obligated to serve everyone" debate.

If you ever get a chance to take the cock out of your mouth and read a book you should read up on constitutional law and what businesses are and are not legally required to do. I mean, that's assuming you can stop being a raging homo for even a minute, which I highly doubt.
User avatar #77 to #76 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
And "if you ever get a chance to take the cock out of your mouth and read a book you should read up on constitutional law and what businesses are and are not legally required to do", you would realize that you are OBLIGED to serve patrons, unless they are disturbing the place. Simple as that.

Meanwhile, I also suggest you look up basic notions of LIMITATIONS of rights. You are NOT entitled to kick whoever you want out of your joint, because from that moment YOU are breaking THEIR rights to benefit from your services, causing a prejudice.

Until then, get the **** out of my profile, you idiot nazi-wannabe redneck.
User avatar #92 to #77 - KillYourself (01/09/2015) [-]
how the **** can you have such conflicting views? I assume you're just a very good troll
User avatar #93 to #92 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Conflicting views? Please elaborate
User avatar #78 to #77 - ianchrist (02/25/2014) [-]
you keep insisting that we are all rednecks. I dont get it. Why are we rednecks when we clearly understand US law better than you? doesn't that make us more intelligent? _
User avatar #79 to #78 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
Because only a complete redneck would refuse service to someone because, I don't know, he doesn't like the customer's eye color.
User avatar #80 to #79 - ianchrist (02/25/2014) [-]
in the US a "redneck" refers to someone who is a southerner and works on a farm, (the sun burns their neck red from all the time spent farming) I dont understand the correlation between eye color prejudiced and famers.
User avatar #81 to #80 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
That is the literal sense of the word.

The figurative sense is basically the equal to "white inbred trash"
User avatar #82 to #81 - ianchrist (02/25/2014) [-]
yes but I dont know anyone who uses the word like that. Maybe "Hick" or "Hillbilly" would be better, but "redneck" implies hard working farmer
User avatar #83 to #82 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
Nope. No it doesn't.
User avatar #84 to #83 - ianchrist (02/25/2014) [-]
...yes it does. Maybe you misunderstand American TV colloquialisms or something, because those words have different connotations and you're using it incorrectly.
#68 - kez (02/19/2014) [-]
Improved your low confidence yet?
User avatar #69 to #68 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
yes, I have low confidence because I'm confident enough to criticize somebody's looks. Pure retard logic.
#70 to #69 - kez (02/19/2014) [-]
You have low confidence because you were acting so unconfident I thought you were a teenage girl.

Thats pretty unconfident
User avatar #71 to #70 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
I'm unconfident because you're stupid enough to draw moronic conclusions. Indeed.

Tell me, Einstein. If I'm insecure because I "attack" a stupid plump like Jennifer Lawrence, is this entire site uber-unconfident because it attacks Justin Bieber? Yes, I bet you all attack him because you're extremely unconfident and jealous of his success.

...maybe NOW you're beginning to unerstand just how stupid you are.
#72 to #71 - kez (02/19/2014) [-]
How have you not understood what I have been saying?

Maybe you were too nervous form your lack of confidence whilst in your hissy fit.

Its not the hate. Its the passion and emotion behind the hate.
User avatar #73 to #72 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
The "passion and emotion" (as you call it) behind my hate (towards village idiots that blindly follow absolutely every trend) stems from my extreme low tolerance towards stupid. Given I have enough stupid going on in my country with incredibly stupid politicians taking incredibly stupid decisions, coming to this site and seeing this level of stupid faggotry is literally like the last drop that filled it.
#74 to #73 - kez (02/19/2014) [-]
And it all stems from your low confidence.
User avatar #75 to #74 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
And your braindead replies stem from your single-digit IQ. Please, I have already given you too much of my time as it is. Right now you're just annoying, like every autist on this site who thinks he's "trolling" by repeating the same track like a broken record.
#67 - silverlance (12/22/2013) [-]
Posts content entitled "You guys have way too much spare time"
Individually replies to almost all the comments on said content
User avatar #15 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
I think I have you pegged.

You're a black male who comes from a highly socialized country which sucks total dick to live in... yet despite the utter failure of your local governments policies you would like to see the rest of the world follow you example and be pathetic, pleading nancies who are always politically correct and fair to everyone and wants the world to just get along and play nice, right?
User avatar #16 to #15 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
- black male who comes from a highly socialized country
- Romania

ROFLMAO

gtfo, you're beginning to bore me
User avatar #17 to #16 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
No idea what Romania is, other than being absolutely ******* riddled with drugs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Haha, joke's on you! We're too poor to have drugs!




Oh, wait...


No, seriously now, you've only proved so far to be the stereotypical ignorant, self-bloating Ameritard. Please, shut your pie hole. Or stuff it with deep-fried Snickers. Or something.
User avatar #21 to #18 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Hell, what the **** is the police response time over there like? Over an hour? Never? Jesus.
User avatar #20 to #18 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
And deep-fried snickers (especially the ice cream bar kind) are the **** . Don't knock them till you've tried them.
User avatar #19 to #18 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
I don't think you realize how nice it is in america.... Yea, if you go to the wrong neighborhood you might get in trouble... but compared to other contries our streets are ******* safe as all hell.... and I still want a gun. How the hell do you, living out in the ******* middle of nowhere surrounded by hell, not want to be able to defend your life from the lawless?
#22 to #19 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
IDK, most of us still know how to use our ******* fists and legs.

Also:
- middle of ******* nowhere
- Our capital <- well, center of it, anyway (P.S.: 2nd biggest my filthy item daddyistrative building in the world, next to your Pentagon)

Now how about a nice hot cup of STFU
User avatar #64 to #22 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Neat building. What's up with the walled streets though?
User avatar #65 to #64 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Ummm... they're flat blocks?

Communist design, what can I say
User avatar #66 to #65 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
Communism ftw.

I don't know what I'd do if I had been born in a country where I wasn't allowed to do whatever I wanted whenever I wanted. I'd feel suffocated. I need to have power over my own life in order to live... and I need to have the power to live whatever life I please.

I don't know how it is in other countries... but when I think of living in places like Russia and China and how everyone is afraid of their government... I can't help but think that it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if either of those 'super-powers' were to fall.
User avatar #23 to #22 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Yea.... you've obviously never fought somebody hand to hand. When you're outnumbered you're pretty much **** out of luck unless you outclass them ******* heavily, or have had training in hand-to-hand combat.

I'll bet you live in a ******* rich-ass neighborhood, and have been coddled since birth and never set foot near any of those forbidden down-town streets. Hell, I guarentee that's true, cause you live in ******* Romania and yet here you are on ******* funnyjunk with a computer and internet connection. That's gotta be worth a ******* fortune over in a country like that.
User avatar #24 to #23 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Right now I live in a decent, nice neighborhood, but I grew up in a not-so-pleasant one.

" cause you live in ******* Romania and yet here you are on ******* funnyjunk with a computer and internet connection"

Ah, American ignorance strikes again!

You know, Romania isn't a third world country. It's not exactly "first world", but it's easily 2nd world.
Also, Romania is in top 5 countries regarding Internet speed. Not to mention it's cheap as **** .
U jelly?

Worth a fortune... lol. It's somewhere near 10-15 dollars. Average wage is around 500 dollars or more.
We may not have your wages, but we most certainly don't have your prices.
User avatar #25 to #24 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
You get what you pay for, rofl. Cheap rent means that nobody wants to live there, ya know.

I was born on a farm. Mom divorced my dad (who is a felon who robbed over 13 banks, rofl) and she married a guy who could bring home the bacon. Taught me everything I know about being a man. Hell of a lucky draw for a step-dad.

And as far as Romania goes, they do have an attractive tourism page. Says "Welcome American Tourists" at the bottom, rofl.
User avatar #26 to #25 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
At first I didn't know why mentioned "cheap rents". Then I remembered how your real estate market goes.

Sorry to disappoint you, son, but only students from other towns that come to Bucharest for college stay in rents. Well, mostly students.

Most of the people living in their natal-towns OWN the house they live in. Yeah, I know, it's a difficult concept to grasp, but I am pushing my patience limits right now

And speaking of "attractive tourism", most West-European tourists take great joy strolling through the Historical Center of our capital, one of the reasons being the very cheap (a bit over 1 Euro) but very good beer (which is a lot more than I can say about the horse-piss American beers).
And all this beer talk has made me thirsty!
User avatar #29 to #26 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Damn, you weren't kidding. ***** cheap as ******* dirt over there. I'm guessing buying anything overseas is a shocker for you guys when you try to buy american, lmao
User avatar #31 to #29 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Well, it would be rather stupid to buy something from the US since the shipping costs a lot more than buying stuff from other countries from the EU.

Also, low prices and wages are (OK, I'll be honest, WERE) one of our main points of interests for foreign antrepreneurs.
User avatar #34 to #31 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
China kinda beat you guys to the punch at that game dude. Everyone goes to them for their slave labor.
User avatar #36 to #34 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
No body said anything about slave labor.

Also, countries like Romania and Turkey are still much more appealing than China. Well, ok, not lately, due to higher and higher taxes, but in general.
User avatar #41 to #36 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
That's my point though. You guys probably aren't willing to pay your workers 10 cents an hour to work in sweat-shops. China is... therefore they really have no competition in that field. If it can't be made by robots, doesn't require skilled labor, and if it isn't a foodstuff, then you can bet your ass we ship the work out to china.

Still, I think I've seen a few random products "Made in Romania" before. Maybe a t-shirt. No idea.
User avatar #27 to #26 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
I'm military. We don't stay in one place. Owning a house is retarded, and generally reserved for people with families so they can pay it off with their BAH and sell it when they're done.

Renting is, otherwise, reserved for poor people. I assumed that everyone over in Romania lived in closets with dirt floors, especially these 'gyspies' you mentioned. Don't got those here, but read about them in books and from what I hear they're generally hated by just about everyone. Nobody cries about how hitler killed all the gypsies, for instance. Only the jews get special treatment there.

Property over here is generally large and cheap. Is the houses we built that cost a lot, cause they're ******* good houses and worth every penny. An average wage-earners house over here is considered a mansion over in most other countries.
User avatar #28 to #27 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
". Is the houses we built that cost a lot, cause they're ******* good houses and worth every penny."

Serious doubt. I've seen a bit of TV programs that show how houses are built in America, one of the reasons they're so quick to build them is due to light materials.

You know, there IS a reason why people in Tornado Alley, for instance, don't make their houses too sturdy - its pointless anyhow.
User avatar #32 to #28 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
But for the most part that sort of thing is so rare you might as well start buying lottery tickets. Natural disasters are not a reason to fear living in a country.
User avatar #30 to #28 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Brick houses are fine in tornadoes. You're probably talking about trailer parks... which is just a cheap way to own property cause the houses are built so insanely cheaply. I could go out a buy a plot of land and a trailer for less than 25 grand right now if I really wanted to live in a ********* .

Generally speaking though, its the hurricanes that do by far the most damage over hear, not tornadoes. Even considering that most people in those areas have insurance against such damage, and end up profiting from the destruction of their homes.
#33 to #30 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
I'm not talking about trailer parks, dumbass. I was referring to the typical American house, like this one.

Judging by the looks of it, it does not look very durable.
User avatar #40 to #33 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Loved my grandma's pantry. She also had a wood-furnace in the basement that heated the main house, the water was heated by solar panels, big ass pool in the backyard, and lots of cool toys. Haven't spoken to her or anyone from that side of my family in ******* years. Don't even know if they're still alive.
User avatar #39 to #33 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Grand-parents live in a ******* mansion in the country though. Were big farmers, but sold all their land and machinery and retired rich. Owned a garage that you could park airplanes in, had crazy cars, multiple buildings all connected by walk-ways and **** .

Don't get along with them now due to my mom marrying my step-dad though, which my grandma disapproved of for whatever reason.
User avatar #37 to #33 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
I was, personally, raised in a partially brick and partially wooden house. We lived in a tornado hot-spot as it so happens, and while they touch down every year and destroy a couple homes every so often... our house never suffered much from the wind damage.

We also happened to live next to a fault line, and have the occasional mild earthquake. House has been fine.
User avatar #38 to #37 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Oh well, to each their own, I guess
User avatar #46 to #38 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Oh god, how did I not realize that you guy's are the home of ******* dracula....

That alone is just cause to drop by and have a cheap vacation someday, rofl. Try your guys foods and sleep with a few of your women. ;D
User avatar #49 to #46 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Well... about Dracula. Yes, it's one of our main "brands", even though Bram Stoker's book is pure fiction, bar some historical details.

Please, for your cultural sake, read this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_the_Impaler

It gives you a better understanding from where the name "Dracula" originated. However, the "vampire" part of the story is entirely Stoker's doing; we DO have some balcan/slavic folklore mythology called "strigoi", but it's not really the same thing.
User avatar #51 to #49 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
yar, yar, what's his nuts the impailer. As much as popular belief on the internet would lead you to believe we actually have a pretty thorough world history teaching regimine in most of our schools, and we did a pretty extensive history over Romania and it's quirks. It's only just now slowly coming back to me cause it's been so damn long, rofl.
User avatar #57 to #51 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
"And also that one guy who was stabbed, poisoned, shot, and drowned by his wife and somehow still survived. I think he was a king or something. "

I really believe you're thinking of Rasputin, who was a Russian. And he wasn't killed by his wife (didn't had any), but by Russian nobles that wanted him gone.
User avatar #61 to #57 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Yup. That's the guy. Did an entire week on him alone, and not just the weird stuff that surrounded him. Compared to places like turkey and hungary we actually covered a ********* of stuff over Romania, as it turns out. Watched a couple documentaries over Vlad the impaler too.
User avatar #53 to #51 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Well... I guess our military campaigns against the Turks/Ottomans ARE a subject of historical interest... even though they haven't been very successful, considering we were vastly outnumbered, I'd say we did pretty well in conserving our independence.
User avatar #59 to #53 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Wait.... **** Rasputin happened only a hundred years ago! That was ******* recent!
User avatar #58 to #53 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Rasputin! That was the guy. You people had one hell of a violent history... but then again everyone did back then didnt' they?
User avatar #55 to #53 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
I think our history classes were more focused upon the weird stuff that happened within your government and the various risings of power.

And also that one guy who was stabbed, poisoned, shot, and drowned by his wife and somehow still survived. I think he was a king or something.
User avatar #44 to #38 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Ooo... and crafts fairs. Neat.
#48 to #44 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
You might want to search the Top Gear episode when they went to our Transfagarasan
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transf%C4%83g%C4%83r%C4%83%C8%99an

Really impressive scenery, in many parts of the country, I'll give you that (check pic in the left)
User avatar #63 to #48 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
And yes, I remember that road vividly. Good episode.
User avatar #62 to #48 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Top Gear is like in the top five list of things that England has done good by the world, rofl.
User avatar #43 to #38 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Seems like a surprisingly safe country for tourism. Cheap too, so you can spend a month or so there and not break the budget. Only problem is that there doesn't appear to be anything at all to do once you're there but look at castles and mountains.
User avatar #45 to #43 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
The capital is literally full of places to see. I'm not talking about bars & clubs, but many historical buildings, starting from the Parliament (that big ass building from the picture above) to many interbellic houses.

Also, 1 month to visit the entire country? Lol, no way.
User avatar #50 to #45 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Research done. Your country just bumped my trip to Africa and Austrailia down a notch, but stays behind going to Paris. (never going to south america ******* ever. Did a fun little jaunt to honduras once rousting out drug-lords and training with the local military... but even when you're all carrying rifles you gotta be careful where you go, rofl).

You're probably the best place to visit within a thousand miles of your area.

#56 to #50 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
From where the hell do you get the idea that Romanians are black?!

OK, the gipsies are dark-skinned, since they originate from India, but slavic/balkans people are caucasian as **** . Pic related!
User avatar #60 to #56 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Ah, so no blacks in Romania? Gud. Guuuud. *cackles like dracula*

Rofl. So you probably hate Indian's more than I do. I'm just faintly annoyed by the way they smell like curry and worship cows.
User avatar #52 to #50 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Well, there's Greece, Turkey, Italy, Germany, Austria... although the latter 2 are rather expensive.
User avatar #54 to #52 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Meh, might just end up seeing it all as a big road-trip through Asia. Spend a couple days in a city and move on.

Apparently you guys have a bit of a problem with human trafficing though... so glad I'm not a woman or child.

Just curious though, but are you black? I get the feeling you are.
User avatar #47 to #45 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
For some reason I was thinking of Romania as being one of those ******* ukranian drug-routes into russia. I totally forgot that it's actually pretty ******* awesome.
User avatar #42 to #38 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Rofl, yup. House was sturdy as **** . Then again, the soil there was very good for making strong foundations. Some places I guess that isn't always the case, and the houses shift and float down-river or become lop-sided.
User avatar #35 to #33 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Our building codes are, generally, among the toughest in the world. New buildings built today are as sturdy as anything you've ever seen.

That is not to say, of course, that this has always been the case. Over half of our homes are several decades old, and not all of them are built very well.
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