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#10 - generaljosh (08/17/2015) [-]
I've heard this a lot, and I'm never sure whether it's a joke or not. Do people really believe Jesus was killed by the Jews? Everyone knows Jesus was Jewish, right? And that he was killed by Roman authorities for inciting riots, not simply because he had differing religious views
#15 - angelusprimus (08/17/2015) [-]
Then you didn't read it very well.
He was executed under the Roman law, because declaring yourself a king in the Roman Empire is treason. Only slaves and traitors got crucified, it was not a common execution method.
Jesus who was a Jew, was accused of being a traitor by the Pharisees which were a combination of a political party, movement and a philosophy. At their highest extent there were only about 6000 Pharisees in Israel, so equating them with all of the Jews is just stupid.
And again Jesus himself was a jew.
Pharisees accused him of fermenting unrest to the Romans, Roman governor asked him few questions and went "Yeah, he doesn't seem to be a revolutionary." they kept claiming he was and Roman governor gave in and had him executed. By Romans.
Again, saying that Jesus was killed by the jews is wrong in so so many levels.
#26 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
He was not executed for treason. He never called himself the King of the Jews. Not once. Never. In fact he never gives himself a title. Pontius Pilate literally says he did nothing wrong and everyone else shouts "Crucify him!" so he gives in.
#33 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
It's nothing to do with intolerance; While I may make shekel jokes on the internet, I hold no actual ire against Jews, even if as a group their hatred for Christ was long lasting. (Just look at the origin of the slur "Kike" for context.) Still, despite historical actions of the group, its still important to judge each person by their own individual character.
Please don't act like one of those "Christians are retarded because I know more about the bible than them" Fedoras. It's very unbecoming, especially if you're the type to start quoting Leviticus and similar Old Testament scriptures without context and still thinking it applies.
#34 - angelusprimus (08/17/2015) [-]
I was raised Catholic. I was an altar boy, in the quire and had both first communion and confirmation (which isn't done in USA for some reason) which took years of sunday school. Fact is, I know Bible better than most people who declare themselves christian.
Even now I'm not an atheist.
What bothers me is that people are still calling Jews "christ killers" when its seriously wrong. It was a small group of Jewish people doing it for the political reasons.
Would you be ok with me calling you a cross burner? I mean KKK burns crosses, they are americans, so all americans are cross burners, right?
#18 - atonial (08/17/2015) [-]
Do you even read the Bible pleb?
#21 - angelusprimus (08/17/2015) [-]
It wasn't local jewish population, it was Pharisees.
Then he was put for people to chose between him and Barabus, who was a folk hero. And, surprise, people chose Barabus.
Pilate didn't become Christian, he was later removed from Jerusalem after Samaritan incident for missapropriation of funds.
Do you read the bible, or just listen to stories from children's version? Also, history is a big mystery to you, right?
#25 - blakeserene (08/17/2015) [-]
According to the earliest Bible translations, it was a Jewish crowd. They were to choose between Barabbas (who was described as a criminal held due to his part in a "stasis" --which is what they called a riot) and Christ. The Pharisees had supporters within the crowd rally the mass to their side, and it was one of the supporters who yelled "Let his blood be on us and our children". While Jesus was held as a criminal in the eyes of Rome for claiming to be a king, and the penalty was technically crucifixion, he was seen as a petty law breaker. This was due largely in part to his insistence that he was not an earthly king, and claimed no rule over any kingdom of earth. The Romans knew he was speaking in metaphors and allegory, not actually claiming to be a king.
Yes the Romans were technically the ones who did the deed, but even Christ forgave them saying "forgive them Father they know not what they do" indicating he did not hold the Romans accountable for their actions.
The Pharisees killed him through manipulation and the use of the sizable political clot they held in the region, both swaying Pilate to give the choice to the people, and in bringing the crowd against Christ. I'm not saying the Jews killed him; that's too broad of a statement. However, a particular sect of the Jewish religion and it's people did want him dead. They had planned it out meticulously to both apprehend him, and to ensure his execution. Even if somehow he had been spared that day, he wouldn't have lived long, because they were determined to see him dead.
#29 - angelusprimus (08/17/2015) [-]
Of course it was a Jewish crowd. It was a Jewish city. Jesus was a Jew. His followers were Jews. Just like a crowd in Boston would be American crowd.
Like if KKK gathers around and burns a cross. Yes they are all americans, but not all americans are KKK and its not all american's fault.
Pharisees were a political party/religious movement that was gaining power, and they say Jesus and his teachings as a political opponent. It was a political assasination by usage of Rome.
Blaming all Jews for killing Jesus would be as stupid as worshipping all jews because he was a Jew.
And crowd picking Barabus is a pretty expected thing. He was a folk hero to Jews for figting Romans. If ISIS let Americans chose to save one person, one being a vaguely socialist preacher and other an medal of honor soldier, who do you think would get saved?
#23 - atonial (08/17/2015) [-]
Jerusalem was made up of a large Jewish population, so it isn't that much of a leap for people to say Jews are responsible.
I'm explaining the origins of a term, I don't have anything against Jews. I bless you for correcting me in the conjecture about Pilate, as I did recall incorrectly.
#27 - atonial (08/17/2015) [-]
I don't see how we got from me saying it wasn't the Romans' fault to antisemitism. We agree that it was the Pharisees who killed Christ, and that it wasn't entirely the Romans' fault, as they were a means to an end. I was merely putting trivia in there with a bit of banter at the end for flavor, it's not anything new to do to spice up a neat little lesson with humor.
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