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#3592 - Me doing a gnarly ghost Posting a smoke trick selfie… 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? 0
#40 - Stoned Stories? Stoned Stories. >Be me, 15, summer vaca…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Too High +22
#56 - Womens Study Major (11/20/2014) [-]
First bong storie.

Blow on bong water shoots out stem hamhhaa 42o mayn
User avatar #52 - darksideofthebeast (11/20/2014) [-]
First bong story
>Buy weed, dank kush 420 type weed, not reggie miller-curbside-cabbage-backyard-boogey type shit.
>take a hit
>oh fuck
>Cough all of the weed out of the bowl and get water all over it so no chance of smoking what's left
>friends get all pissy
>I bought the weed so calm yo dicks
>go out and ride quads stoned as shit.
Fun day.
#49 - Jeff C (11/20/2014) [-]
First bong rip story;
>Be me, either 15 or 16 I can't quite remember but that's hardly important
>Smoking at stonerbro's house for the first time with some buddies from school
>Stonerbro busts out this homemade grav bong and everybody starts ripping it
>It gets to me and up until this point I had smoker maybe three or four times prior
>They set it up for me, I rip it, 30 seconds later I literally trust-fall style fall back on stonerbros bed and the entire fucking room is spinning. Not shaking a little bit, continuous cartoon ass 360° looping around my head
>We chill out for a few minutes while I cool out, but not nearly long enough because we got up to go to a store for some snacks even though I was practically having a panic attack
>Walking down down the road when all of a sudden my heart starts racing, like, really softly and really fast. I honestly thought I was gonna die but we were almost at the store so I didn't say anything
>We get there, they go in, I plant my sweet ass on the curb to start thinking my last thoughts and shit with my head in my hands when outoffuckingnowhere this big muscular black guy with a dew rag and saggy pants comes up to me
>Nigger looks me over and takes a Poland spring bottle out of the 24 pack he bought, hands it to me, and then says "lil bruh you trippin drink dat you'll feel better. It's all gshine baby keep it real", got in his car and left.
Drinking the water immediately made me feel better and come to find out G shine is an offshoot of the bloods gang. My life was probably saved by a gang banger and I couldn't be happier
#201 - Well, it's not all cringe. Even here there's a diamond in the rough. 09/29/2014 on Cringe comp numbruh 4 0
#73 - God dammit rest of the world. Besides The UK, Burma,… 09/25/2014 on God dammit, America +6
#709 - Xbox One Lover 09/25/2014 on Rename anonymous 9/25/2014 0
#172 - ******* Harry Potter Casuals. If Voldemort even t… 09/01/2014 on Wizards are useless +2
#263 - If this was true, the kid would honestly get 6 months-a year i… 08/31/2014 on JUSTICE IS SERVED 0
#43 - That's clever as **** 08/31/2014 on Quick wit 0
#1 - Wait, what?  [+] (25 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Quick wit +9
#25 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/26/2014) [-]
all skaters smoke pot so its a reference to getting stoned. but theres also a myth of girls who get rocks thrown at them for misbehaving. so it was kind of a pun
User avatar #43 - tjkskateboarder (08/31/2014) [-]
That's clever as shit
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#30 - Womens Study Major (08/26/2014) [-]
A myth? No, that's not a myth, that's an ancient form of execution/mob killing and is actually prevalent in some Islamic nations, used primarily against women.
#31 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/26/2014) [-]
nah theres no records of it actually happening. just conjecture
User avatar #33 - kimilsung (08/26/2014) [-]
#34 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/26/2014) [-]
not availble in my region. nice try troll
User avatar #35 - kimilsung (08/26/2014) [-]
Wut, it's liveleak, click on the red "continue"
#36 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/26/2014) [-]
not clicking your virus links. i already know what i know.
User avatar #37 - kimilsung (08/26/2014) [-]
Nice try to bait faggot, lol. You're either a bad troll or a bluepilled dumbfuck.
#39 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/26/2014) [-]
first of all just the fact i made you link a video would mean im no a bad troll
2ndly dont hate me because you couldnt find a ACTUAL video and had to resort to virus links
User avatar #40 - kimilsung (08/26/2014) [-]
I'll keep playing your game... Virus video? are you new to the internet? Liveleak is a good source for violent videos, like the one you asked for. You can't expect to see somebody stoned at youtube.
#41 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/26/2014) [-]
takes less than 30 seconds to find stoned videos on youtube pussy. fuck you bitch www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxt4PqrHmOY
User avatar #42 - kimilsung (08/26/2014) [-]
Lel fun video, but you know good and well i mean stoned like rock throwing m8
User avatar #3 - kimilsung (08/25/2014) [-]
* Stoned:
1. A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana.
2. Death by rock throwing, usually applied on women in islamic countries.
User avatar #29 - porridgesque (08/26/2014) [-]
"enough marijuana"

I like the way you think, brother
#17 - funmanigro (08/26/2014) [-]
> usually applied on women in islamic countries.

#14 - Womens Study Major (08/26/2014) [-]
It was also practised during the middle ages quite often during "witch hunts"
User avatar #28 - jabsgreywarden (08/26/2014) [-]
Biblical times as well.
#26 - Womens Study Major (08/26/2014) [-]
Good thing it's not the middle ages then.
#5 - chrispoot (08/25/2014) [-]
Not to be a cheecky cunt but Stoned is more like a relaxed state of body, thought you should know, plz don't down thumb me because I sound like a whiny bitch
User avatar #11 - broswagonist (08/25/2014) [-]
I won't thumb you down because you sound like a whiny bitch.
I will thumb you down for being wrong, though.
User avatar #38 - chrispoot (08/26/2014) [-]
Stoned : Couchlock
High : Social
That's the way it is
User avatar #2 - funnyjunkforlife (08/25/2014) [-]
muslim girls, anon is implying they will be stoned not the blaze it kind
#45 - 1) A full scale biological engineering facility. 2) A Free… 08/18/2014 on Stranded +15

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User avatar #16 - jorgethemaster (01/19/2013) [-]
I just helped you. I gave you a free crystal item. I became friends with you, and you try and scam me. Wow man,
User avatar #17 to #16 - tjkskateboarder (01/19/2013) [-]
My B, didn't mean to do that
I had two trade windows open at the same time
User avatar #18 to #17 - jorgethemaster (01/19/2013) [-]
Thanks ok. Just be careful. And why were you scamming in the first place?
User avatar #19 to #18 - tjkskateboarder (01/19/2013) [-]
I wasn't scamming you, I was trying to make a trade with another kid. Looking for a demon head. Have everything I need...except for a demon head
User avatar #20 to #19 - jorgethemaster (01/19/2013) [-]
Take a demon head from me.

And dont scam. Once you get caught, you wont get trades.

Republicof.nick and para.s

rep. Stole 500.000 fj points and paras scams everyone

No one will trade, or even talk to them. Dont be that guy.
User avatar #21 to #20 - tjkskateboarder (01/19/2013) [-]
Will do. Sorry
#12 - unclegloops (11/20/2012) [-]
Yeah he gets calls, from Jim, Dale, Audrey, Shane, and Lori. Maggie and Glenn were kidnapped, not killed. Watch the ad for the next ep, hell, read the comic.

Either way, your argument is flawed, Rick hangs up before Maggie and Glenn are captured by Merle. Checkmate.
#13 to #12 - tjkskateboarder (11/20/2012) [-]
I never said any of them were dead, in a matter of fact I never even wrote that status. Poor grammar led you to misinterput. I know Maggie and Glen are not dead, I read the comic, hell you are explaining to me what i already know.
#14 to #13 - unclegloops (11/20/2012) [-]
Ooooh. Well sorry good sir, it seems I was mislead. My apologies.
Ooooh. Well sorry good sir, it seems I was mislead. My apologies.
#15 to #14 - tjkskateboarder (11/20/2012) [-]
The fault is part mine as well.
#1 - SonicTeam (10/08/2012) [-]
1. Why did you add me?
2. What is your fetish here?
3. If our friendship is approved..Will you cherish it?

You have to understand my position here. I get a lot of users who add me and don't reply back cause they are either trolls or just lifeless. So I kinda need to run a background check on everyone. One bad apple spoiled the bunch. Sorry about this..
#2 to #1 - tjkskateboarder (10/08/2012) [-]
Understandable. I added you because of two reasons. One being your hilarious comics, the other because I am obsessed with Sonic beyond belief. My fetish? I mean, I'm a little confused. But if your asking why I come to the sit its because I like to have a laugh....most of the time from the comment section. Sure, I'll cherish the friendship, why wouldn't I? Pic related, just got SA2 for Xbox.
User avatar #3 to #2 - SonicTeam (10/08/2012) [-]
Almost everyone I know are telling me SA2 is so much better. Nobody likes the classics like Sonic 1-3 and K? LOL I guess I'm the only one then. Well, based on your details, I give you a 3/3 thumbs up so welcome to my mysterious world.
User avatar #4 to #3 - tjkskateboarder (10/08/2012) [-]
The biggest reason why SA2 is so awesome is because its where Shadow got his start and everybody knows it. Shadow is a bad ass, but the idea of a light and dark story is pretty awesome, and the LAST story is insane. But the earliest I've played is the first Sonic Adventure, not counting the remake of Sonic and Knuckles for XBA. But SA2 is by far my favorite. Its my childhood wrapped in a present.
User avatar #5 to #4 - SonicTeam (10/09/2012) [-]
Just like everyone else.
User avatar #6 to #5 - tjkskateboarder (10/09/2012) [-]
Do I smell hipster? Is SA2 to mainstream? haha
User avatar #7 to #6 - SonicTeam (10/10/2012) [-]
No, I just love the original ones better and was hoping to find someone who does too
User avatar #8 to #7 - tjkskateboarder (10/10/2012) [-]
I love all Sonic, I'll try to play the newer ones for ya
User avatar #9 to #8 - SonicTeam (10/10/2012) [-]
You mean Older ones?
User avatar #10 to #9 - tjkskateboarder (10/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #11 to #10 - SonicTeam (10/10/2012) [-]
Welp, OK. :D
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