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titletaker

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: Nintendo DS, PC
Video Games Played: Pokemon, Megaman, Chess, Skyrim
X-box Gamertag: What do you think I am, 12? Fuck
PSN: I don't trust SONY.
Interests: Magic: The Gathering, Martial Arts, Sex
Date Signed Up:1/12/2011
Last Login:5/26/2015
Location:Earth
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 1699 total,  1997 ,  298
Comment Thumbs: 6486 total,  7405 ,  919
Content Level Progress: 16% (16/100)
Level 116 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 85% (85/100)
Level 263 Comments: Pure Win → Level 264 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:14
Content Views:93279
Times Content Favorited:265 times
Total Comments Made:1145
FJ Points:8228
Favorite Tags: game (6)
Philosopher and lover, master of humor and having fun.

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#15 - Picture 09/13/2013 on Mona Lisa 0
#16 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on title +60
User avatar #73 - sinclairr (09/10/2013) [-]
This is fucking awesome
#150 - anon (09/11/2013) [-]
XD
#15 - Enlarge and enjoy.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/10/2013 on title +30
#149 - barhah (09/11/2013) [-]
I gotta admit, that was inspiring

...until they signed it lolfag.
#102 - deckbox (09/10/2013) [-]
#36 - bcsaint (09/10/2013) [-]
after i work out
#32 - ronsha (09/10/2013) [-]
You sir are wonderful. Thank you.
#17 - untouchedaccount (09/10/2013) [-]
mfw i work out and still have enough time to laze around
#1 - Picture 09/08/2013 on Iroh +30
#2 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2013 on Foiled again! +19
#26 - mehy (09/08/2013) [-]
Credits for the drawing : Reijii
Credits for the lyrics : Tenacious D - Kickapoo ( Yeah , those are lyrics , and the band is fucking awesome !)
User avatar #41 - holycrapimacupcake (09/08/2013) [-]
So he bailed from fucking Kickapoo with hunger in his heart.
#25 - doubleac (09/08/2013) [-]
Kickapooo
#18 - Picture 09/06/2013 on Resentment +1
#14 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Hakim And His Magic Drum. +37
User avatar #131 - bigmanfifty (09/03/2013) [-]
I get so tired of seeing this picture, like Israel is some victim just 'defending themselves'
User avatar #172 - mornanddusk (09/03/2013) [-]
Israel uses a defense tactic known as a reprisal = sending out a clear message to not 'mess with us even in the slightest otherwise we'll come get you' = basically showing that they can really 'mess their opponents up' if they wanted

Now, i'm in no way justifying the the out of proportion way Israel acts. but if you study the history of it Israel and the middle east - you'll realise that it's reasonable for them to act that way from their perspective:

From day one (literally) Israel was attacked by its surrounding neighbors, and this has continued ever since. So time and time again Israel is saying 'leave me the fuck alone!' and getting more and more angry each time.

It's the equivalent of a small kid with a bb-gun going up to a built athlete with assualt rifles - and then poking the athlete continuously (the raids from the surrounding countries).
When the athlete responds by beating the shit out of the kid - the kid goes crying 'look how mean he his to me WAH WAHH' - it's a situation where the 'raiders' are taunting the bull, and then complaining when they get impaled by the horns.

What's really shocking is that the groups who organise the raids think it will actually work - they're just perpetuating their own defeat. Like raids didn't work in the 50s when Israel was FAR less prepared, what makes people think raids will work today?
It's just wasted energy, and is basically just throwing anger out therein the least productive way; violence.

Israel has just maintained it's no tolerance to raids policy (responding with reprisals) which it has done since it's conception as a country + ALL the Arab-Israeli wars.

Really, it's the arabs that aren't helping themselves - i mean they literally keep trying the same thing over and over and over again -and it's something that has never worked...
So you can't blame Israel for the way they act.

P.s i say that as someone from Afghan origin.
User avatar #177 - bigmanfifty (09/04/2013) [-]
Regarding your athelete/small kid analogy: what if that athlete had taken that child's home?

Remember, Israel was founded when hundreds of thousands of Palestinian people were forced off their land by British troops. That land was theirs, they were living there and they were forced off their land and turned into refugees overnight. They didn't strike first.

Also, it's not just reprisals. Israel is a specialist in the 'pre-emptive strike' where they missile large groups of people just because they're in a large group. Not to mention their steady destruction of infastructure: schools, roads, hospitals etc

Those raids aren't part of some coherent military strategy, they are the desperate defence of a people who sense they are being exterminated by Israel arms and American money.
User avatar #150 - danimer (09/03/2013) [-]
we are
User avatar #173 - mornanddusk (09/03/2013) [-]
Really it's the proportionality of the reprisals that people have trouble with. People just get hung up on not being able to express that clearly huh.....
User avatar #176 - danimer (09/04/2013) [-]
Well I'm not really into politics and all that stuff, and you seem to be far more educated on that subject than I am, but from what I understand, is that all the arabic countries who attack us, attack whole cities (which makes the civilians hide in shelters every two hours). When Israel attacks back, it only attacks soldiers, not civilians. I really don't get that whole Gaza thing though.
#54 - anon (09/03/2013) [-]
you fired 30 year old mortars at isreal because they're blockading food shipments? hakim, you bumb shit.*
#16 - anon (09/03/2013) [-]
you my friend are awesome XD im stealing this picture
#2104 - **titletaker rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
User avatar #2127 - aaronlolzalot (09/01/2013) [-]
That's how they're gonna be looking at you
#29 - Found it in the comment section of FunnyJunk. This one, too. 08/31/2013 on Don't Blink 0
#3 - Picture 08/30/2013 on Fullmetal Alchemist... +9
#11 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2013 on Don't Blink 0
User avatar #13 - herosoldier (08/30/2013) [-]
Whered you get that from
#29 - titletaker (08/31/2013) [-]
Found it in the comment section of FunnyJunk.

This one, too.
#11 - What anime is this from?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2013 on What FJ has done to me 0
User avatar #14 - bawbmaggit (08/27/2013) [-]
Hataraku Maou-sama

It's a great anime
#16 - luthervonappledorf (08/27/2013) [-]
Damn straight it is!
#4 - In the UK, "biscuit" is the word for cookie the same… 08/25/2013 on How not to eat a biscuit 0
#2 - I was this child when I was younger, and I am so... SO, sorry.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2013 on This little cunt... +22
User avatar #13 - xgeneration (08/22/2013) [-]
Fuck you.
#10976 - Thanks for being a bro. I'll do this. Also, thanks for the link.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2013 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#10977 - thisismyhandle (08/19/2013) [-]
No problem. I learned from the best.
#10973 - I'm 5'10 weighing in at 145. Mostly skin and bones.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #10980 - abstract (08/20/2013) [-]
I was the same height/weight as you before I started to work out. You'll see results pretty quickly
User avatar #10974 - thisismyhandle (08/19/2013) [-]
Well, the cardio and lifting still work fine. If you want to build mass, you should eat a lot of protein and around 3000 calories each day (if not more). Excess calories + lifting = muscle mass and muscle mass + cardio = athleticism, so you could go for that.
User avatar #10975 - thisismyhandle (08/19/2013) [-]
Sorry, *lifting + cardio = athleticism
#10976 - titletaker (08/19/2013) [-]
Thanks for being a bro. I'll do this. Also, thanks for the link.
#10977 - thisismyhandle (08/19/2013) [-]
No problem. I learned from the best.
#10971 - What advice can the Fit Board give to someone who wants to get…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #11023 - alphabethsoop (08/25/2013) [-]
Run your miles on long rolling hills. Hills are your best friend because they are low impact so you wont get injured but they are tough and make you work hard to see the end. You don't have to make your entire run on just one hill because that would be really boring but choose a hilly route. Start out with short 3 hilly miles and slowly work your way up. Your endurance will get better and better with each hill you do!
User avatar #10972 - thisismyhandle (08/19/2013) [-]
So, you want endurance, and you want to be athletic, correct?

Cardio:

If you have at least decent athleticism already, try HIIT. I would suggest this program -- www.bodybuilding.com/fun/ultimate-8-week-hiit-for-fat-burning-program.html

This can help to make you faster, build endurance, and lose a bit of weight if you need to. If you care, I enjoy doing this program with simply sprinting/walking, but you can cycle, use an elliptical, jump rope, hit a punching bag, etc.

If you are very overweight or simply in poor shape, try jogging at first. You could start with a quarter mile, and add distance as you progress, add distance. When you are able to run a mile fairly well, you could change to the HIIT, keep adding distance to your runs, or try to get your times down (i.e. you can run a mile in 9:00, but you try to get it down to 8:00). I would suggest at least trying HIIT, as it is likely your best bet for improving your overall fitness level.

If you want to lift as well, you can alternate cardio and lifting days (3x each per week, leaving one day for rest). How you should lift depends on what you would want to accomplish, so I would need to know more specifics about your fitness goals or you can look for an appropriate plan online.

Just as important is your diet. If you need to lose weight, start counting calories, because you'll need to be eating less than you burn. If you eat approximately 1500 calories each day, you are nearly guaranteed to lose weight. If you are very heavy, you may want to eat more (please let me know if you are so I can make a suggestion) to allow for a more manageable calorie deficit.

If you want to gain weight, eat plenty of calories.

If you are lifting, eat A LOT of protein. Even if you are losing weight, you can make yourself stronger with lifting and protein.

Also, DRINK WATER.


Note that I'm not an expert at all. What I'm telling you is based on my experience in trying to be/being fit.


User avatar #10973 - titletaker (08/19/2013) [-]
I'm 5'10 weighing in at 145. Mostly skin and bones.
User avatar #10980 - abstract (08/20/2013) [-]
I was the same height/weight as you before I started to work out. You'll see results pretty quickly
User avatar #10974 - thisismyhandle (08/19/2013) [-]
Well, the cardio and lifting still work fine. If you want to build mass, you should eat a lot of protein and around 3000 calories each day (if not more). Excess calories + lifting = muscle mass and muscle mass + cardio = athleticism, so you could go for that.
User avatar #10975 - thisismyhandle (08/19/2013) [-]
Sorry, *lifting + cardio = athleticism
#10976 - titletaker (08/19/2013) [-]
Thanks for being a bro. I'll do this. Also, thanks for the link.
#10977 - thisismyhandle (08/19/2013) [-]
No problem. I learned from the best.
#19 - If this doesn't work, google knows all. 08/18/2013 on Kirby starters +2
#8 - All generations up to Fifth. All new original region.…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Kirby starters 0
#9 - adamks (08/17/2013) [-]
Which gen is the game based upon?..
User avatar #34 - myaccountisnew (08/18/2013) [-]
Takes place in the fictitious Reborn region.
User avatar #14 - kito (08/18/2013) [-]
None.
#6 - There's a Pokemon emulator called Pokemon Reborn. You…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Kirby starters +6
User avatar #35 - myaccountisnew (08/18/2013) [-]
It's not an emulator, it's made using Rpg Maker XP.
#26 - galkawhm (08/18/2013) [-]
This looks fucking sweet. Thank you.
#21 - alliecatisback (08/18/2013) [-]
I've been playing it for a while now and I must say I'm hooked. This is easily one of the best pokemon games ever. Of course with it still being in progress it still has its fair share of bugs, but the adult nature of it really sticks out. I suggest it to anyone who's looking for a more mature version of pokemon. I just warn you it's very addicting.
#17 - Playerstar (08/18/2013) [-]
Tell me where i can get this shit
User avatar #19 - titletaker (08/18/2013) [-]
pokemonreborn.com/game

If this doesn't work, google knows all.
User avatar #16 - feelythefeel (08/18/2013) [-]
I'll look into it. Hope you don't mind if I ask you questions later, if I have any.
#7 - adamks (08/17/2013) [-]
But most importantly. Which gen?
User avatar #8 - titletaker (08/17/2013) [-]
All generations up to Fifth.

All new original region.

Post-cataclysm, but they're rebuilding.
#9 - adamks (08/17/2013) [-]
Which gen is the game based upon?..
User avatar #34 - myaccountisnew (08/18/2013) [-]
Takes place in the fictitious Reborn region.
User avatar #14 - kito (08/18/2013) [-]
None.
#13 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on Man Soap +80
#104 - megusters (08/16/2013) [-]
mfw he shaved his beard
#9 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Well +69
#10 - whenindoubtsplooge (08/14/2013) [-]
Only weakness to poison? Use them with Nirnroot/Ice wraith teeth to make invisibility potions.
User avatar #40 - rockmanfan (08/14/2013) [-]
luna moth wings and vampire dust also works too.
User avatar #11 - dirtydollar (08/14/2013) [-]
FUCK, i just recently went into an abandoned dwarven factory and collected 27 of them, and dumped them all to be able to hold my dragon bones
User avatar #12 - whenindoubtsplooge (08/14/2013) [-]
All my characters I have high alchemy skills, because the higher your skill is, the better potions you find. I have 26 Ultimate healing potions, and rarely find minor healing potions.
User avatar #13 - dirtydollar (08/14/2013) [-]
oh wow thats neat, i guess its time to refund all of my destruction magic tokens

shits useless to me now
#14 - whenindoubtsplooge (08/14/2013) [-]
Does this make you feel somewhat better?
User avatar #15 - dirtydollar (08/14/2013) [-]
i have saved this, as it fits me perfectly,for now at least
#22 - karvarausku (08/14/2013) [-]
No worries... When I first time played Oblivion and Skyrim I had urge to get all the stuff in my path... needless to say that my home/hideout is full of stuff I really don't need, but just can't get rid off...

I'm a....... In game horder.
#525 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2013 on Superpowers 0
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#512 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Superpowers -1
User avatar #515 - fantomen (08/12/2013) [-]
...except when you find out that I faked it just to see if it was possible.
#532 - aceonfire (08/12/2013) [-]
the funny part is that most people won't notice that when you hover over it, the pic is a slightly different gray.
#525 - titletaker (08/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #524 - werewulft (08/12/2013) [-]
Shoulda just kept lying about it.
User avatar #527 - fantomen (08/12/2013) [-]
Nah, I don't want to get thumbs by lying and tricking people.
User avatar #531 - werewulft (08/12/2013) [-]
oh shit an honest person on here now thats gotten rare.
#510 - There can't be anything before it, but there can be things aft… 08/12/2013 on Superpowers 0

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2450
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #30 - KingoftheMudkips (04/01/2012) [-]
I'm looking forward to seeing what people think of the quality of your mother's blowjobs.
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#28 to #31 - titletaker (04/01/2012) [-]
I have posted it.
User avatar #34 to #28 - titletaker (03/13/2015) [-]
54 46 47 45 45 43 45 44 44
In that order.
file:///C:/Users/Christopher/Downloads/Deathwatch%20Character%20Printable%20Fill able.pdf
User avatar #29 to #32 - johngun (04/01/2012) [-]
PROVE IT !!!!
User avatar #26 - titletaker (02/08/2012) [-]
If anybody commented on a post that I deleted, it's because it didn't work on this site like it did on others. :(
User avatar #24 - JonRoutery (06/30/2011) [-]
dude! 1200 thumbs and counting. nice roll skills
#1 - titletaker (04/24/2011) [-]
My starter is apparently Aggron.
User avatar #16 to #1 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
**selafyn rolls 26** because only these count..
User avatar #17 to #20 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
**selafyn rolls 52** raichu? **** yeah.
User avatar #18 to #21 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
**selafyn rolls 65** meowth, thats right!
User avatar #19 to #22 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
**selafyn rolls 94**
User avatar #20 to #23 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
**selafyn rolls 93**
User avatar #21 to #24 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
**selafyn rolls 39**
User avatar #23 to #25 - titletaker (06/30/2011) [-]
If I could thumb up profile comments, I would.
User avatar #25 to #27 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
Thats why i did it here :P nice 1000+ in 2 comments sir :D
User avatar #22 to #25 - selafyn (06/30/2011) [-]
my team...
Raichu,meowth,alakazam,haunter,gengar,jigglypuff
User avatar #11 to #1 - Odobisean (06/30/2011) [-]
**Odobisean rolls 805**
User avatar #13 to #15 - Odobisean (06/30/2011) [-]
**Odobisean rolls 876** messed up on the last one
User avatar #14 to #17 - Odobisean (06/30/2011) [-]
**Odobisean rolls 714** reroll
User avatar #15 to #18 - Odobisean (06/30/2011) [-]
**Odobisean rolls 627** reroll
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User avatar #10 to #1 - commentking (06/29/2011) [-]
**commentking rolls 300**
#9 to #1 - titletaker (04/24/2011) [-]
My team:
Aggron
Nosepass
Rotom
Sableye
Wingull
Vanillite
User avatar #4 to #1 - titletaker (04/24/2011) [-]
**titletaker rolls 299**
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**titletaker rolls 479**
User avatar #6 to #7 - titletaker (04/24/2011) [-]
**titletaker rolls 302**
User avatar #7 to #10 - titletaker (04/24/2011) [-]
**titletaker rolls 278**
User avatar #8 to #11 - titletaker (04/24/2011) [-]
**titletaker rolls 582**
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