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titletaker

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: Nintendo DS, PC
Video Games Played: Pokemon, Megaman, Chess, Skyrim
X-box Gamertag: What do you think I am, 12? Fuck
PSN: I don't trust SONY.
Interests: Magic: The Gathering, Martial Arts, Sex
Date Signed Up:1/12/2011
Last Login:6/25/2016
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#543 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2016 on Valhalla awaits +4
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#790 - billyblooper (06/18/2016) [-]
That's a nice train
#540 - **titletaker used "*roll 1, 0001-9999*"** **titletaker roll…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2016 on Valhalla awaits 0
#543 - titletaker (06/18/2016) [-]
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#790 - billyblooper (06/18/2016) [-]
That's a nice train
#1289 - **titletaker used "*roll picture*"** **titletaker rolled image ** 06/18/2016 on Roll for your new girlfriend 0
#348 - **titletaker used "*roll 1, 000-999*"** **titletaker rolls 642** 06/15/2016 on Roll to sleep in Admin's bed 0
#755 - **titletaker used "*roll picture*"** **titletaker rolled image ** 06/11/2016 on Roll for your college... 0
#483 - **titletaker used "*roll picture*"** **titletaker rolled image ** 06/10/2016 on Roll for what arrives to... 0
#77 - **titletaker used "*roll picture*"** **titletaker rolled image ** 06/08/2016 on What's your last meal going... 0
#48 - I saw the top of the gun move, thought "maybe that thing …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2016 on When you try to pick up an... -3
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#57 - spacehawk (06/07/2016) [-]
A small gun on top of the big gun? You can't seriously be this retarded. He simply got shot when he was about to fire his weapon. Pretty common thing in a firefight.
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#75 - evictedone (06/07/2016) [-]
Would the previous poster's statement make more sense if I said that, at first, I believed the ejection port had been rigged or that the bullet was not properly loaded into the magazine, causing the clip to feed it into the chamber incorrectly? I know little about firearms and have less experience in actually using one, but I didn't believe a sniper had shot this man initially. I thought I saw the ejection port move to remove an empty cartridge, only to have the result end up on camera.
#62 - polarbond (06/07/2016) [-]
Yes, that is the case in this video, but booby-trapped bullets and magazines are an old and effective tactic. There have been reports of bullets rigged with HE already in Syria, probably not mags because rigging a mag is more difficult and rigged mags are easier to detect (although that would not probably be an issue in a warzone where the vast majority of fighters is not trained and highly likely to brainlessly pick up stuff and use it without checking).
Long story short I wouldn't call titletaker retarded, maybe ingenuous, but he did say he doesn't know about guns after all.
#37 - Actually, I think the gun was rigged to blow this guy's brains…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/07/2016 on When you try to pick up an... -10
#47 - buffalogriller (06/07/2016) [-]
Yeah, it was rigged so that when he picks up the gun, a sniper blows his head off.
I am baffled as to how you arrived at your conclusion.
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#48 - titletaker (06/07/2016) [-]
I saw the top of the gun move, thought "maybe that thing on top is a small gun, rigged to fire when he pulls the trigger" I don't know. Why is there cloth? Who is he firing at? Why does the top move? What brand of shirt is that? I am ignorant of guns, and gun accessories. I deserve my red thumbs.
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#57 - spacehawk (06/07/2016) [-]
A small gun on top of the big gun? You can't seriously be this retarded. He simply got shot when he was about to fire his weapon. Pretty common thing in a firefight.
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#75 - evictedone (06/07/2016) [-]
Would the previous poster's statement make more sense if I said that, at first, I believed the ejection port had been rigged or that the bullet was not properly loaded into the magazine, causing the clip to feed it into the chamber incorrectly? I know little about firearms and have less experience in actually using one, but I didn't believe a sniper had shot this man initially. I thought I saw the ejection port move to remove an empty cartridge, only to have the result end up on camera.
#62 - polarbond (06/07/2016) [-]
Yes, that is the case in this video, but booby-trapped bullets and magazines are an old and effective tactic. There have been reports of bullets rigged with HE already in Syria, probably not mags because rigging a mag is more difficult and rigged mags are easier to detect (although that would not probably be an issue in a warzone where the vast majority of fighters is not trained and highly likely to brainlessly pick up stuff and use it without checking).
Long story short I wouldn't call titletaker retarded, maybe ingenuous, but he did say he doesn't know about guns after all.
#1297 - **titletaker used "*roll picture*"** **titletaker rolled image ** 05/29/2016 on Roll for what arrives to... 0
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