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#26 - Welcome to Sen's Fortres, bitch. 04/01/2015 on emoslap +3
#25 - WipeOut got way hardcore in later seasons. 04/01/2015 on emoslap 0
#156 - Pyromancers need no armor. 04/01/2015 on Chaika Souls 0
#42 - Probably because this is intended to be a kids game. 07/20/2014 on Club Penguin Comp. 1 +1
#115 - And Bolt  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on One day... 0
#119 - severepwner (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah it's not exactly a new thing.
#27 - And the medics are like "God damnit guys..." 07/19/2014 on U.S Army medic humor +1
#14 - That is pretty ******* cool. 07/18/2014 on Lego Unit Firing Animation +1
#17 - I listen to music almost constantly, in fact, it's usually met…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Über"facts" +2
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#28 - angelious (07/18/2014) [-]
you need to get friends in that case
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#18 - burningchimera (07/18/2014) [-]
Thats like if i say that i'm the best guitar player i know, sounds a bit biast
#32 - It's hard to tell if she's laughing or crying.... 07/18/2014 on Only 90s kids will remember +3
#47 - I feel you're overestimating me.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on When you get new shoes 0
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#48 - soupkittenagain (07/18/2014) [-]
maybe
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#1337 - Lukanator (05/09/2014) [-]
#1338 to #1337 - tiredofthis (05/13/2014) [-]
Hello, fellow RWBY fan!
#1339 to #1338 - Lukanator (05/14/2014) [-]
Hello.
#1340 to #1339 - tiredofthis (05/14/2014) [-]
Sorry for the later reply. I was travelling this weekend. Never had a spare moment.
#1342 to #1341 - tiredofthis (05/14/2014) [-]
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#1344 to #1343 - tiredofthis (05/15/2014) [-]
okay that is just way too cute.
#1335 - datmine ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
GREETINGS FELLOW SPACE MARINE
BECAUSE I AM A NICE BLOOD RAVEN I SHALL GIVE YOU A PICTURE I HAD FOR NO REASON
IT IS LIKE YOUR CURRENT AVATAR EXEPT MORE COOL
IF YOU WISH USE IT AS YOUR CURRENT AVATAR
I AM JUST GOOD and bored
i.imgur.com/uGN0JEe.jpg
BE HAPPY
#1336 to #1335 - tiredofthis (04/30/2014) [-]
Well thank you, brother Blood Raven, but you have my station mistaken.

I am not an Astartes, but rather an Inquisitor of the Ordo Xenos.
#1334 - enderslayer (04/24/2014) [-]
Want to do an Oblivion RP?
#1255 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
*I sit in the cafeteria, at the furthest table away from all of the other soldiers of 141.* (hE HAS A bALACLAVA LIKE THIS ONE. vERY SIMILAIR TO THE CHARACTER gHOIST'S MASK, BUT IT'S NOT.) (Disregard caps.)
SGT Ghost: What's up with him?
CPT Mactavish: No idea. One of the New trainees from an American base.
#1319 to #1255 - tiredofthis (02/20/2014) [-]
*Pip runs to the wreckage of the humvee, narrowly evading a hail of bullets from the opposite building.*
Pip: Anderson!!
#1320 to #1319 - enderslayer (02/21/2014) [-]
*Duck is right beside you* An explosion like that, it'll be a miracle if he survived. *stats digging out rubble.*
#1321 to #1320 - tiredofthis (02/22/2014) [-]
Pip: Well praise God...

*Anderson is alive. Shaken, but mostly unharmed*
Anderson: *coughs* God-damnit....
#1322 to #1321 - enderslayer (02/22/2014) [-]
*Duck checks around to see if he's wounded.* Good, he's fine.
#1323 to #1322 - tiredofthis (02/22/2014) [-]
Anderson: That's what you think.... O You need to login to view this link ****!
*He's got some pretty painful bruises*
#1324 to #1323 - enderslayer (02/23/2014) [-]
Stop bitchin', you could've died. *soldier help Anderson to a Humvee*
#1325 to #1324 - tiredofthis (02/23/2014) [-]
Another Voice inside the humvee: Oh God my leg!! Somebody help!
#1326 to #1325 - enderslayer (02/23/2014) [-]
Duck digs through rubble, trying to find the surviving soldier.*
#1327 to #1326 - tiredofthis (02/24/2014) [-]
*He finds the man, trapped in his seat by a broken piece of metal.*
#1328 to #1327 - enderslayer (02/24/2014) [-]
*calls foe medic"*
#1329 to #1328 - tiredofthis (02/24/2014) [-]
Private Foe: Aww ****.... *Foe tries to cut him loose. Suddenly a heavy macinegunner opens fire on you. Bullets rain down all around, trapping you behing the upturned vehicle.*
#1330 to #1329 - enderslayer (02/27/2014) [-]
((Is it alright if we just stop the RP, seeing as i am basically never on FJ? I moved to a different site.)
#1331 to #1330 - tiredofthis (02/27/2014) [-]
((alright. See you, then.))
#1299 to #1255 - tiredofthis (02/13/2014) [-]
That's what they pay me for.

*Anderson opens up with the door gun. The burning tracer rounds rip a bloody path through an enemy position.*
#1300 to #1299 - enderslayer (02/13/2014) [-]
*The vehicles on the bridge get the wooden path set up, and we're ordered to get to the vehicles*
#1301 to #1300 - tiredofthis (02/13/2014) [-]
*The helecopters land and the three soldiers jump out. Anderson staggers a bit under the weight of his ammunition, and Pip's cammo-print cloak flutters behind him in the roaring north wind. Duck adjusts his mask, and checks his rifle's sling one last time.*
#1302 to #1301 - enderslayer (02/13/2014) [-]
I'm ready for the next step in the mission.
#1303 to #1302 - tiredofthis (02/14/2014) [-]
*Anderson is always the one who seems to know exactly what they should do.*

We need to move up. Now that we've pushed them off the bridge, we need toescort the armor division into the town.
#1304 to #1303 - enderslayer (02/14/2014) [-]
As seen in the briefing. *Duck is ordered to sit on a tank, while the others find their vehicle*
#1305 to #1304 - tiredofthis (02/14/2014) [-]
*Anderson gets up onto a gud that's mounted on a humvee, and Pip takes a seat next to Duck.*
#1306 to #1305 - enderslayer (02/14/2014) [-]
*The convoy starts moving* *Duck looks to pip* I don't like this, man.
#1307 to #1306 - tiredofthis (02/14/2014) [-]
The killing in general? Or something in particular?
#1308 to #1307 - enderslayer (02/14/2014) [-]
I have nothing against killing, as long as it's to the right people, IE bad people. We're going into a town that's bound to have enemies and ambush spots. WE are sitting on a tank.
#1309 to #1308 - tiredofthis (02/14/2014) [-]
Do you want to get off the tank?
#1310 to #1309 - enderslayer (02/14/2014) [-]
No, course not. Just saying, we're sitting ducks. Literally.
#1311 to #1310 - tiredofthis (02/14/2014) [-]
It's only literal for you.
#1312 to #1311 - enderslayer (02/14/2014) [-]
So...Where are you from?
#1313 to #1312 - tiredofthis (02/17/2014) [-]
Eh.... Illinois? Honestly I can't remember. For me it was just some city. The city, really. I was broke and alone on the streets, fending for myself. So I joined the army, and that was that.
#1314 to #1313 - enderslayer (02/17/2014) [-]
Hmm.*Duck looks down the scope of his gun, on the look out for any enemies with weapons.*
#1315 to #1314 - tiredofthis (02/19/2014) [-]
*Ahead of them, the humvee that Anderson is riding in suddenly is thrown skyward by an explosion. It crashes down in the courtyard of one of the nearby buildings.*
#1316 to #1315 - enderslayer (02/19/2014) [-]
HOLY ****.
#1317 to #1316 - tiredofthis (02/20/2014) [-]
Pip: Anderson!!!!

Random Soldier: Contact! Twelve o' Clock!!!!
#1318 to #1317 - enderslayer
(02/20/2014) [-]
*The quiet city starts to light up with gunfire.*
#1279 to #1255 - tiredofthis (02/07/2014) [-]
*Pip giggles like a schoolgirl.*
I want one...
#1280 to #1279 - enderslayer (02/08/2014) [-]
Mactavish: You boys should get ready for the upcoming mission, eh?
#1281 to #1280 - tiredofthis (02/08/2014) [-]
Anderson: Sir, yes sir!
#1282 to #1281 - enderslayer (02/08/2014) [-]
Uh sir....Where's the briefing room...?
Mactavish: I forgot you were new here...Pip, can you lead him there?
#1283 to #1282 - tiredofthis (02/09/2014) [-]
Yessir!
#1284 to #1283 - enderslayer (02/09/2014) [-]
Z*Later, in the Breif room* *blah blah blah first mission*
#1285 to #1284 - tiredofthis (02/10/2014) [-]
*Anderson is listening intently, but Pip looks bored.*
#1286 to #1285 - enderslayer (02/10/2014) [-]
*Duck is waiting for the nightmare to be over.*
#1287 to #1286 - tiredofthis (02/11/2014) [-]
Captiain MacTavish: So... any questions?
#1288 to #1287 - enderslayer (02/11/2014) [-]
*Raises hand*
#1289 to #1288 - tiredofthis (02/11/2014) [-]
*points*
#1290 to #1289 - enderslayer (02/11/2014) [-]
Sir, do you think i'm ready for this mission? I'm barely out of training.
#1291 to #1290 - tiredofthis (02/11/2014) [-]
Ready for the....? Son you're a 141, aren't you?
#1292 to #1291 - enderslayer (02/11/2014) [-]
Yes sir.
#1293 to #1292 - tiredofthis (02/11/2014) [-]
Then what are you worried about? Get out there!
#1294 to #1293 - enderslayer (02/11/2014) [-]
*After the briefing is done, everyone heads to the Departure vehicles*
#1295 to #1294 - tiredofthis (02/12/2014) [-]
They get into humvees, which in turn drive into C130's
#1296 to #1295 - enderslayer (02/12/2014) [-]
*A while later* *The combat has started by the Bridge as the heavy armored trucks put a wooden bridge to cover up the gap.* Pip, i see an RPG soldier. *points*
#1297 to #1296 - tiredofthis (02/13/2014) [-]
Pip: Now you see him.... *blam!* now you don't....
#1298 to #1297 - enderslayer
(02/13/2014) [-]
Nice shot, bro. *Fires at Terrorist at the other side of the river*
#1256 to #1255 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
*Suddenly a figure sits down heavily next to you. He's wearing a green cammo hoodie, and he has to be the shortest damn Ranger you've ever seen.*
Stranger: Yo, chum. Why so glum?
#1257 to #1256 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
*The figure in the mask is pretty damn tall.*
Guy: I'm not, Why?
#1258 to #1257 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
Stranger: Oh, sorry... heh, the mask. Makes it hard to tell. Anyway, I'm Pip Reed. nice to meetcha!
#1259 to #1258 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
((Would you mind if we didn't put the "Guy:" thing when it's just two of us? Sorry, i just find it confusing sometimes.))
Ziggy is the Nickname given to me. Likewise.
#1260 to #1259 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
((Okay, I'll only do it when there's change.))

I'm a sniper. How about you?
#1263 to #1260 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
((Thanks.))
#1261 to #1260 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Assault trooper.
#1262 to #1261 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
Nice! Guess I'll be your backup then!
#1265 to #1262 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
(Can i change his name to Rubber Duck?))
#1264 to #1262 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
*A spitball hits me on the mask* *Grinch laughs lightly and looks back at his food* Grr...*Shoots a spitball back, and it lands in his water.* *Looks to you* Sorry about that. Just..Returning fire.
#1266 to #1264 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
*Pip smirks. He takes the spitball shooter and fires. The shot bounces off Grinch's ear, and then peggs Ghost in the lens of his sunglasses.*

Ghost: Duck! You Cunt, I'll ******* kill ya!
#1268 to #1266 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Sorry, sir! Won't happen again.
#1267 to #1266 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
*Leans in and whispers* Nice shot.
#1269 to #1267 - tiredofthis (02/06/2014) [-]
Pip: Sniper, remember?

*A stranger approaches. He's wearing basic kit, and has peircing blue eyes.*

I think you boys are my new squad.
#1270 to #1269 - enderslayer (02/06/2014) [-]
Yes sir. Private Rubber Duck from Apache squad 1 2 9. But i am now assigned to 141. *A LOT of the soldiers in the cafeteria burst out laughing at his Nickname.*
#1271 to #1270 - tiredofthis (02/06/2014) [-]
*The stranger, however, does not*
I'm Dick Anderson, PFC. Heavy support.

Pip: Peregrin Reed, Specialist. Sniper. Nice to meetcha Dick.

Anderson: I usually go by Anderson.
#1272 to #1271 - enderslayer (02/06/2014) [-]
*Mactavish stops the laughing* *Duck get's up.* Hey Pip, wanna come see what i rigged up against tanks?
#1273 to #1272 - tiredofthis (02/06/2014) [-]
Oh boy!
#1274 to #1273 - enderslayer (02/06/2014) [-]
*a few minutes later* *They are at a Vehicle testing field* *There's an RC car, a bomb, and a roll of duct tape on the ground* It's simple, but it helped me save my Commander's life in my old squad.
#1275 to #1274 - tiredofthis (02/06/2014) [-]
Anderson:So.... we just duct tape a bomb to a toy?
#1276 to #1275 - enderslayer (02/06/2014) [-]
You say that as though you could do better.
#1277 to #1276 - tiredofthis (02/07/2014) [-]
I'll reserve judgement until I see how it actually works.
#1278 to #1277 - enderslayer
(02/07/2014) [-]
*Looks to Mactavish* Permission to test on that tank over there? *Mactavish nods* *Duck drives the RC under the tank and triggers the bomb* *There is a huge explosion, and the tank is reverted to a big pile of rubble*
#1095 - lordfuckerslives (01/23/2014) [-]
GAIKAI won´t be selling DMC HD collection for PS4...
#1097 to #1095 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Uh... too many abbreviations. What's DMC and what's GAIKAI?
#1099 to #1097 - lordfuckerslives (01/23/2014) [-]
Devil May Cry.
Gaikai is a cloud service that allows people to buy PS3 tittles for PS4.
and it sucks that i won't get Devil May Cry 3...
#1101 to #1099 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
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#1103 to #1101 - lordfuckerslives (01/23/2014) [-]
and the worst of all.. BF3 in gaikai won't have the data transfer service, from console to console, so you must start in MP from zero... and i was Colonel LVL 49...
#1105 to #1103 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
I can imagine that'd suck... then again, I play minecraft, so starting over from scratch periodically is something I actually like.
#1106 to #1105 - lordfuckerslives (01/23/2014) [-]
you never played DMC3... you never experienced the most badass game ever...
#1108 to #1106 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
I dunno, that might be contestable, depending on your definition of badass
#985 - lordfuckerslives (01/20/2014) [-]
you're now bein monitored.
act naturally.
#1034 to #1033 - lordfuckerslives (01/20/2014) [-]
i lost the plot here...
#1036 to #1034 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
there never was aplot.... it just kinda ambles....
#1040 to #1037 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
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#1042 to #1040 - lordfuckerslives (01/20/2014) [-]
i think i'll go play BF4...
#987 to #985 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
All natural....
#1332 to #987 - datmine ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
#992 to #987 - lordfuckerslives (01/20/2014) [-]
...
#993 to #992 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
YOU said act natural.
#1002 to #993 - lordfuckerslives (01/20/2014) [-]
each time i get in this profile... i lag...
#1004 to #1002 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
lag, huh?
#1006 to #1004 - lordfuckerslives (01/20/2014) [-]
yeah.
#1008 to #1006 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
that's odd
#1010 to #1008 - lordfuckerslives (01/20/2014) [-]
this is more than odd... only this place causes that...
#1012 to #1010 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
.................I know nothing
#1014 to #1012 - lordfuckerslives (01/20/2014) [-]
suspicious.
#1016 to #1014 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
shh
#1020 to #1017 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Whoa... are you telling me that those are actually blades!?!
#1021 to #1020 - lordfuckerslives (01/20/2014) [-]
if she gets angry...
#1024 to #1021 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
I see
#1025 to #1024 - lordfuckerslives (01/20/2014) [-]
she's a box of surprises.
#1027 to #1025 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
She doesn't look much like a box....
#1028 to #1027 - lordfuckerslives (01/20/2014) [-]
metaphorically speaking.
#1029 to #1028 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
metaphor? I prefer similies
#1031 to #1029 - lordfuckerslives
(01/20/2014) [-]
ok.
#939 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
*Two strangers (aka my team) are arguing inside of a small house at the beginning town.* (Forgot the name of it. Goodsprings, i think.)
Me:Well, what would you say we should do? Just go out there and die?
Other teen: That's not what i meant! I'm jus' sayin' that we should go out and find somethin' tah' help these folks! *They both speak with Southern American accents.*
#1243 to #939 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
((Warhammer 40k?))
#1246 to #1243 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
(Didn't you once say you liked Far Cry 3?)
#1244 to #1243 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
((Never played it, unfortunately. Anything Modern? Like, COD, Battlefield, GTA, Saints row?)
#1245 to #1244 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
I barely play any of those.... But I could do passably at COD))
#1247 to #1245 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
(Remember any of the games?)
#1248 to #1247 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
I have played Far Cry... but I'm not sure how a rp of that would go. What about we stick to COD. Seems like the best bet.
#1249 to #1248 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
(Sure. Which game of COD would you like to base it off of?)
#1250 to #1249 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
Any preferences? Any is fine by me.
#1251 to #1250 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
MW2?
#1252 to #1251 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
sure
#1253 to #1252 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Want me to start, or you?
#1254 to #1253 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
Go ahead.
#1223 to #939 - tiredofthis (02/04/2014) [-]
Axe: *begrudgingly makes wombat*

((And that is my new favorite line.))
#1224 to #1223 - enderslayer (02/04/2014) [-]
(I can see why*) *attaches wombat to stick, and hangs wombat out wiindow* *Makes ghost noises while shakiing the wombat slightly*
Oz: oooohhhhh
#1225 to #1224 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
Titus: I'm still a little fuzzy on all this...
#1226 to #1225 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Oz: Trust me, it'll work. *ghost noises* *Troopers run away, screaming*
#1227 to #1226 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
Axe: this.... is the dumbest.... ******* thing.... I have ever seen.
#1228 to #1227 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Oz: It worked, though. *Looks to Khan* Pack your ****. Won't have much time.
#1229 to #1228 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
*The plan succeeds.*
Axe: So that was ******* stupid.... but we know where benny is now.
#1230 to #1229 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Oz: So i saw your talent of making Clay Wombats...*LEVEL UP FOR THE WHOLE PARTY. Except Wade.)
#1231 to #1230 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
(except Wade)

Axe: W00! I love that feeling!
#1232 to #1231 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
*Stands rigidly, assigning points*
#1233 to #1232 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
Titus: *Has done the same thing, quickly.* Axe... aren't you going to assign your points?

Axe: Meh... I'll get around to it.
#1234 to #1233 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Oz: You know, if a Deathclaw attacks and you die because you didn't assign points, i'm going to rape you in hell.
#1235 to #1234 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
Axe: You'd like that wouldn't you?
#1236 to #1235 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Oz: Yeah, kinda.
#1237 to #1236 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
Axe: <---
#1238 to #1237 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Oz: &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;
Oz: <<<<
#1239 to #1238 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
Axe: <---
#1240 to #1239 - enderslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Oz:...
#1241 to #1240 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [-]
Titus: <---
#1242 to #1241 - enderslayer
(02/05/2014) [-]
((I've started to get bored of Fallout. Are there an y other games you like?)
#1203 to #939 - tiredofthis (02/01/2014) [-]
Axe: Let us talk to your leader!

Khan: fine... he's inside.

#1204 to #1203 - enderslayer (02/01/2014) [-]
*wE ALL walk inside, excep for drunk-horny Wade* *Oscar looks at the leader*
#1205 to #1204 - tiredofthis (02/01/2014) [-]
Axe: You.....
#1206 to #1205 - enderslayer (02/01/2014) [-]
Oscar: Can we cut to the chase? Benny. Where is he? What did he do with the Chip?
#1207 to #1206 - tiredofthis (02/02/2014) [-]
Khan: That bastard split without playing! He left us here trapped with these NCR pricks breathing down our necks!
#1208 to #1207 - enderslayer (02/02/2014) [-]
Taking hostages are making things 20 times worse for you.
#1209 to #1208 - tiredofthis (02/02/2014) [-]
Khan: It's the only thing keeping those troopers from storming in here and exterminating us!
#1210 to #1209 - enderslayer (02/02/2014) [-]
I can help you get out, if you release the Troopers.
#1211 to #1210 - tiredofthis (02/02/2014) [-]
Khan: Why should I believe you, ya gas-masked ****?
#1212 to #1211 - enderslayer (02/02/2014) [-]
Oscar: It's either that, or i'll let them charge in. You're not one to be picky right now, *******.
#1213 to #1212 - tiredofthis (02/03/2014) [-]
Khan: What makes you so sure we can't handle ourselves?
#1214 to #1213 - enderslayer (02/03/2014) [-]
Oz: Because your gang is clumsy and unorganized. And if you could "Handle" it yourselves, you would of left a while ago.
#1215 to #1214 - tiredofthis (02/03/2014) [-]
Khan: But... ah ****.....
#1216 to #1215 - enderslayer (02/03/2014) [-]
Oz: So, are you willing to listen?
#1217 to #1216 - tiredofthis (02/03/2014) [-]
Khan: *grumbles* yeah....
#1218 to #1217 - enderslayer (02/03/2014) [-]
Oz: Also, insult me again, and i'll cut off that disrespectful tongue. Now...*tells of an extremely elaborate plan that i'm too lazy to think of*
#1219 to #1218 - tiredofthis (02/03/2014) [-]
Khan: I.... guess that'll work?

Axe: that's crazy. The NCR would never buy it. Besides, where would we even find enough clay to make a wombat?
#1220 to #1219 - enderslayer (02/03/2014) [-]
Ozpulls out a **** ton of clay* Right here.
#1221 to #1220 - tiredofthis (02/03/2014) [-]
Axe: Why the ****?
#1222 to #1221 - enderslayer
(02/03/2014) [-]
Oz: Shut up and make that wombat, sumbitch.
#1182 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/30/2014) [-]
Axe: Oh look who still thinks they're funny. See if you can make jokes with my foot up your ass! Oh, wait, you're used to it!
#1183 to #1182 - enderslayer (01/30/2014) [-]
*HE SHEATHES THE sword* OH **** OFF.
#1184 to #1183 - tiredofthis (01/30/2014) [-]
Titus: *relieved sigh* Can we just continue....?
#1185 to #1184 - enderslayer (01/31/2014) [-]
Yes. Sorry.
#1186 to #1185 - tiredofthis (01/31/2014) [-]
Axe: *is talking to an NCR ranger* Hold up guys, we need to help with this.
#1187 to #1186 - enderslayer (01/31/2014) [-]
Help with what?
#1188 to #1187 - tiredofthis (01/31/2014) [-]
Axe: this ranger says he's got some men captured by some Khans in the rubble
#1189 to #1188 - enderslayer (01/31/2014) [-]
Yep. We have to help them. I agree with you for once.
#1190 to #1189 - tiredofthis (01/31/2014) [-]
Axe: Yeah these Khans could be the guys that were with Benny. I'll be able to beat Benny's whereabouts out of their sorry hides!
#1191 to #1190 - enderslayer (01/31/2014) [-]
So did he terll where they were?
#1192 to #1191 - tiredofthis (01/31/2014) [-]
Axe: *gestures to the ruins* They're in here.  Now let's keep low and quiet so we can sneak up on 'em!   
   
Titus: A man of honor does not stab his opponents in the back! *Pulls out his ripper and donns his helmet* Great Khans!  We are going to attack you now!
Axe: *gestures to the ruins* They're in here. Now let's keep low and quiet so we can sneak up on 'em!

Titus: A man of honor does not stab his opponents in the back! *Pulls out his ripper and donns his helmet* Great Khans! We are going to attack you now!
#1193 to #1192 - enderslayer (01/31/2014) [-]
That's not wise. If you approach like a mad man, they kill the targets.Trust me, i've been in their shoes before.
#1194 to #1193 - tiredofthis (01/31/2014) [-]
Titus: Blast... I forgot about the hostages. Very well, we will attempt to reason with them...
#1195 to #1194 - enderslayer (01/31/2014) [-]
Yeah...Well, let's head in there.
#1196 to #1195 - tiredofthis (02/01/2014) [-]
*we enter the place*

Khan: What do you ********* want?
#1197 to #1196 - enderslayer (02/01/2014) [-]
To negotiate. Why are you doing this? Is there any specific reason, besides benny betraying you?
#1198 to #1197 - tiredofthis (02/01/2014) [-]
Khan: Benny? The ****** benny?

Axe: Erm, Wade... These aren't the guys who attacked me.
#1201 to #1198 - enderslayer (02/01/2014) [-]
(Speech skill increased.)
#1199 to #1198 - enderslayer (02/01/2014) [-]
The asshole in the suit. (I'm playing Oscar, m8.) Look, the fact is, you're hopelessly outnumbered. Do you think that you can escape? You kill the hostages, you die. You let them go, you die. You stand idle, you die. It's a lose-lose situation for you.
#1200 to #1199 - tiredofthis (02/01/2014) [-]
(I didn't know. You weren't using the prefixes)
Axe: Yeah! **** you guys!
#1202 to #1200 - enderslayer
(02/01/2014) [-]
(Most of the time when i don't, it means i'm playing Os. But i will rectify that.)
Oscar: How about you give up, and they'll see that you're not harmed? Or we can take the more violent, painful alternative. Your choice.
#1162 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/29/2014) [-]
Axe: Can we?
#1163 to #1162 - enderslayer (01/29/2014) [-]
Wade: No!
Oscar: What are you, my boyfriend?
Wade:....
#1164 to #1163 - tiredofthis (01/29/2014) [-]
Axe: hehe...

Titus: Look, here's a bar. I could use a drink....
#1165 to #1164 - enderslayer (01/29/2014) [-]
*Everyone but Oscar enter the bar.*
((There MIGHT be innuendos. Gay and straight, I DO IT FOR THE COMEDIC VALUE.))
#1166 to #1165 - tiredofthis (01/29/2014) [-]
((It's the best kind of humor, really))

Titus: Some whiskey, please. I need it rather desperately.

Bartender: *to Wade* Anything for you? *to Titus* What's the stress, pal?

Titus: Travelling with children tends to be very stressful indeed.
#1167 to #1166 - enderslayer (01/29/2014) [-]
Wade: Anything that can get me drunk.
#1168 to #1167 - tiredofthis (01/29/2014) [-]
Axe: He'll have a beer, then!
#1169 to #1168 - enderslayer (01/29/2014) [-]
*A while later, Wade walks out* *He's sitting on Oscar's lap.
Oscar: No, stop! This isn't- *he wiggles and squirms, trying to get Wade to stop flirting*
Wade: Stop squirming...~
((Told you.))
#1170 to #1169 - tiredofthis (01/30/2014) [-]
Axe: HAAAAA ahahahahahahaha HA!!!!

Titus: (image)
#1171 to #1170 - enderslayer (01/30/2014) [-]
TITUS, CAN YOU PLEASE HELP? THIS ISN'T RIGHT! (Where's that from?)
#1172 to #1171 - tiredofthis (01/30/2014) [-]
Titus: I'm not sure what I can do....

((It's from a webcomic called Strays. Really excellent art and a good story. By the way, that isn't what Titus looks like, just the face he's making))
#1173 to #1172 - enderslayer (01/30/2014) [-]
Can you pick him, up off me? (Know where i could find it?)
#1174 to #1173 - tiredofthis (01/30/2014) [-]
Titus: *picks up Wade in one hand* Alright that's enough from you.

Axe: *Is giving Oscar a look, at least you assume he is, behind the mask*

(( You need to login to view this link I might have a hunch))
#1175 to #1174 - enderslayer (01/30/2014) [-]
*Oscar puts both of his hands on his gasmask, assuring that he's officially scarred.* (Thanx.)
#1176 to #1175 - tiredofthis (01/30/2014) [-]
Axe: Oscar's got a boyfriend, Oscar's got a boyfriend!!

Titus: That is infantile, stop it.

Axe: Oscar and Wade sittin' in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!
#1177 to #1176 - enderslayer (01/30/2014) [-]
*Oscar get's up and headbutss Axe* SHUT UP.
(Still waiting for Prequel to update...)
#1178 to #1177 - tiredofthis (01/30/2014) [-]
((damn man, me too))

Axe: ow! Oh you asked for it now! *takes off power fist* C'mon let's settle this like gentlemen!
#1179 to #1178 - enderslayer (01/30/2014) [-]
*Takes out a Chinese Officer sword* Just try it! (I hope you don't let the innuedos make you uncomfortable...) I'll cut that mask off of your head!
#1180 to #1179 - tiredofthis (01/30/2014) [-]
Axe: What's wrong loverboy? Can't use your fists?

((Doesn't bother me))
#1181 to #1180 - enderslayer
(01/30/2014) [-]
You would like that, wouldn't you?
(Bam, hand up his rear joke right there.)
#1142 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/24/2014) [-]
Axe: Unfortunately.....
#1143 to #1142 - enderslayer (01/24/2014) [-]
How about you go eat more babies?
#1144 to #1143 - tiredofthis (01/25/2014) [-]
Axe: Maybe I will, then I'll use their bones to make you a special knife, one that's made especially for back-stabbing!

((I'm loving these two))
#1145 to #1144 - enderslayer (01/25/2014) [-]
Will you even shove it up your ass for me? That's a better use for you than i could dream up. (Oscar and Axe?)
#1146 to #1145 - tiredofthis (01/25/2014) [-]
Axe: Hey, when your teeth grow back in, bite me.

((Yes. They're endlessly entertaining.))
#1147 to #1146 - enderslayer (01/25/2014) [-]
You would want me to, wouldn't you? Say, where's your boyfriend?
#1148 to #1147 - tiredofthis (01/26/2014) [-]
Axe: So we're resorting to gay comments now? What are you eight?
#1149 to #1148 - enderslayer (01/26/2014) [-]
I'm not the only one in this room who acts like it.
#1150 to #1149 - tiredofthis (01/26/2014) [-]
Titus: Alright children that's enough. Do I have to make you two hold hands for the rest of the day?
#1151 to #1150 - enderslayer (01/26/2014) [-]
Oscar: I'd rather shoot myself before i have to hold hands with this slimy, idiotic man-child.
#1152 to #1151 - tiredofthis (01/26/2014) [-]
Axe: You do me too much honor.
#1153 to #1152 - enderslayer (01/26/2014) [-]
*we continue to argue for houyrs* *Wade is facepalming*
#1154 to #1153 - tiredofthis (01/27/2014) [-]
Titus: Enough! *slams his fist onto the cot, almost throwing Oscar off* Get up! We're leaving!
#1155 to #1154 - enderslayer (01/27/2014) [-]
*Oscar get's up* Fine.
#1156 to #1155 - tiredofthis (01/27/2014) [-]
Titus: Wade, are you ready to continue to New Vegas?
#1157 to #1156 - enderslayer (01/27/2014) [-]
W: Yeah. Let's go.
#1158 to #1157 - tiredofthis (01/27/2014) [-]
*we continue along the road for a ways, and we come to the town of Boulder
#1159 to #1158 - enderslayer (01/28/2014) [-]
*Oscar is looting everywhere that has stuff on the way*
#1160 to #1159 - tiredofthis (01/28/2014) [-]
Titus: You are slowing us down....
#1161 to #1160 - enderslayer
(01/28/2014) [-]
Like i care. Leave me behind then.
#1121 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
((Titus is huge. Think Space Marine, except in T51b power armor))

Titus: That's not a possibility. If you want to die, you're going to have to do it on your own time.
#1122 to #1121 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
Oscar: Welp, i can't really walk. Unless somebody has a crutch or something. Although, i didn't know Benny would kill Axe. Or try to, at least. I got a letter, telling me-
Wade: Save it.
Oscar: I...
(Could i determine Oscar's height?)
#1123 to #1122 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
((Of course))

Titus: No need for a crutch. *Picks Oscar up bridal style.* We're too close to the next town to go back. Let's continue on toward NOVAC. (This is gonna end well. Do you remember who the doctor is in Novac?)
#1125 to #1123 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
(I'd say about 6'8.)
#1124 to #1123 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
Aren't we forgetting somebody?
(No. Who?)
#1126 to #1124 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: ............... they left me. *Twists around and punches the light post, allowing himself to fall to the ground (leg crippled)* ow....
#1127 to #1126 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
He'll catch up. *looks at Titus* Axe isn't the only one Benny fooled.
#1128 to #1127 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Titus: Indeed. This man seems dangerous.
#1129 to #1128 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
I've should've seen this coming. Now i've made an enemy without trying. Mom always said i was a gullable idiot. Ha ha, *gropes his wounds* Christ that hurts so much.
#1130 to #1129 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Titus: Stop moving around so much.

*They reach the town of Novac and go straight to a doctor.*

Titus: We have a wounded man here, can you help him?

Doctor: Sure! I mean, what are the chances of me botching the same routine proceadure twice in the same day?

*Titus and Wade exchange worried looks*
#1131 to #1130 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
Oscar: I'll take my chances with the routine.
#1132 to #1131 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Doctor: Alright! I'll just get to work.

Axe: *Finally catches up* Hey guys, what's going on?"
#1133 to #1132 - enderslayer (01/24/2014) [-]
Oscar: Look who it is.
#1134 to #1133 - tiredofthis (01/24/2014) [-]
Axe: Yeah look, it's these three assholes again....
#1135 to #1134 - enderslayer (01/24/2014) [-]
Oscar: i'm Glad you finally realized that about yourself. I'm so proud. *Looks to the doctor* Is there a chance of you scrambling my organs around?
#1136 to #1135 - tiredofthis (01/24/2014) [-]
Doctor: No! Of course not.... maybe.... probably.... most likely.

Axe: Catherine..... painful to see you again.

Doctor: Axe! How are you?

Axe: I got shot in the head recently. Thank god you weren't around.
#1137 to #1136 - enderslayer (01/24/2014) [-]
Oscar:...You know what, i'll just walk it off....
#1138 to #1137 - tiredofthis (01/24/2014) [-]
*Titus holds him on the operating table*
Titus: oh no, You need help. just stay there.
#1139 to #1138 - enderslayer (01/24/2014) [-]
Alright... *he stops moving*
#1140 to #1139 - tiredofthis (01/24/2014) [-]
Doctor: Okay just lay back.... *before you now it, your wounds are (passably) healed*
#1141 to #1140 - enderslayer
(01/24/2014) [-]
*after the operation* *he feels around his chest* I'm...I'm alive!
#1093 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: Ensuring that I never forget the name.
#1094 to #1093 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
*MEANWHILE* ((I think i'll change his name to Oscar.)) *Oscar sits, bleeding heavily, sitting under a bridge, after being attack by raiders not too far from town* *There's blood stains on the floor below Axe*
#1096 to #1094 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: Hey guys... bllodstains...

Titus: This is violent world, bloodstains are not surprising

Axe: these go somewhere... look they lead off that way. Whoever was hurt managed to walk away, barely. They might still be alive



((So wait, did Oscar take the platinum chip?))
#1098 to #1096 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
((He did, but benny shot him and took it when Benny Convinced Oscar that he was gonna pay for the deal they made.))
*The bloodstains lead to a bridge a short walk away*
#1100 to #1098 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: *pulls out his gun* Alright in there, we wanna help you, but I won't hesitate to shoot if you pull any funny stuff.
#1102 to #1100 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
*Oscar looks up, and recognizes the voice* Just what i need... *he coughs blood*
#1104 to #1102 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe:.......YOU! YOUSONOFABITCH!!!!
#1107 to #1104 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
Wade: AXE! Calm down!
#1109 to #1107 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: You calm down! This ****** got me shot in the head! I'm gonna -ack-
*Titus grabs Axe's head and slams him into the ground.*
Titus: *calmly* Get control of yourself.
#1110 to #1109 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
*wADE APPRACOTHE BRIDGE, and see's Oscar* *oSCAR IS ABSOLUTELY SOAKED IN BLOOD, ALMOST COVERED HEAD TO TOE.*
#1111 to #1110 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: is all that yours?
#1112 to #1111 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
Mostly.
#1113 to #1112 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: Hahahahhaaaaa!
#1114 to #1113 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
Wade: Titus, can you please escort Axe out of here?
#1115 to #1114 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Titus: With pleasure. *picks Axe up by the head and carries him away.*

Axe: Put me down!!! This is rediculous!
#1116 to #1115 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
Wade looks at Oscar*
Wade: Why'd you do it?
Oscar: It always does come down to "Why" doesn't?
Wade: I'm not joking. Tell me.
Oscar: Why? So you can put a bullet in my head after i do it? No pun intended. The fact of the matter is, that Karma has payed me a visit. So go away, and leave me to die. ((We know that isn't gonna happen. He's my primary character.))
#1117 to #1116 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Titus: *Hangs Axe by his coat collar on a lamp post* You stay put.

Axe: .............. *Though we can't see his eyes, the glare is implied.*

Titus: *returning to Wade* Anything I can do to help, I might have some medical supplies on me....
#1118 to #1117 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
Wade: He saved me a while back. I guess it's only right if we do it back. Please.
*Oscar coughs blood, and it leaks out of his gas mask* ((Basically Oscar looks like this. His voice is kinda echo-ish like you'd expect from a gas mask*
#1119 to #1118 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Titus: Hmm.... I'm a bit low on Stimpaks.... and by low I mean out completely. But I've got some buffout.
#1120 to #1119 - enderslayer
(01/23/2014) [-]
Wade: That will do until we can get him back to the Clinic.
Oscar: Why take me back? Just let me die. It'll be easier. *hehehe* (How tall is your Character, Titus?)
#1073 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/21/2014) [-]
Titus: Wonderful...
#1074 to #1073 - enderslayer (01/21/2014) [-]
Ain't got no time to waste.
#1075 to #1074 - tiredofthis (01/21/2014) [-]
Titus: Very well, let us... wait, where did Axe go?

((by the way, what does Wade look lke? What's he wearing?))
#1076 to #1075 - enderslayer (01/21/2014) [-]
((cAN'T RMEMBER ANY OF THE CLOTHING FROM Fallout.))
*LOOKS AROUND* vALID POINT. wE SHOULD LOOK FOR HIM BEFORE WE LEAVE.
#1077 to #1076 - tiredofthis (01/22/2014) [-]
((There's always the wasteland doctor fatigues. They're like fatigue pants and a t-shirt))
*they leave the house and quickly find Axe. He's talking to Easy Pete.*
Axe: Hey old guy... you seen an asshole in a stupid suit letely?
#1078 to #1077 - enderslayer (01/22/2014) [-]
((I guess that's what he's wearing. I haven't played Fallout in ages.))

Guy: No.
#1079 to #1078 - tiredofthis (01/22/2014) [-]
Axe: Aw damn... well...

Titus: Richard. I think I know where your query went.


Axe: The name is AXE god damn it.... Where?

Titus: along my way here I discovered a large city, a certain New Vegas. I beleive you've heard of it. No doubt your target went there.
#1080 to #1079 - enderslayer (01/22/2014) [-]
((sORRY IF I SEEM UNINTERESTED.))
We should check there.
#1081 to #1080 - tiredofthis (01/22/2014) [-]
((Should we try and spice things up?))

Axe: Alright, let's go then. I don't want to waste a minute.
#1082 to #1081 - enderslayer (01/22/2014) [-]
(Yes. How though?))

You should take it easy on Robert.
#1083 to #1082 - tiredofthis (01/22/2014) [-]
Axe: Why?!! He led me to a trap! He tried to get me killed. Then he ran away with my platinum chip!

((Action needs to happen))
#1084 to #1083 - enderslayer (01/22/2014) [-]
Nobody's bashing his face in until we know why. Calm the **** down, Axe.
#1085 to #1084 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: I don't wanna calm down!
#1086 to #1085 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
You're acting like a kid.
#1087 to #1086 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: I got SHOT! in the HEAD!
#1088 to #1087 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
By the guy in the suit. Not Robert.
#1089 to #1088 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: oh.... wait, robert wasn't the guy in the suit?
#1090 to #1089 - enderslayer (01/23/2014) [-]
No. That's a a top dog or something in New vegas. His name is Benny, i think.
#1091 to #1090 - tiredofthis (01/23/2014) [-]
Axe: Benny.... Benny.... Ben...ny..... BENNY..... benny...... benny
#1092 to #1091 - enderslayer
(01/23/2014) [-]
What are you doing?
#1053 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
*mutters* Backstabber.
#1054 to #1053 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
"Hero."
#1055 to #1054 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Nonexistent.
#1056 to #1055 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Last one. "Enemies"
#1057 to #1056 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
*smirks* Target practice...

Titus: In my professional opinion, you're jaded and cynical.
#1058 to #1057 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Last thing. Tell me what you see through your beady peepers. *points at blotch painting.*
#1059 to #1058 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Heh... Kinda reminds me of what was left of that one asshole who jumped me on the way here.
#1060 to #1059 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
*Tosses away and puts new one* this one.
#1061 to #1060 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
A bat
#1062 to #1061 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
*new one* last one.
#1063 to #1062 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
I dunno.... like.... two bears high-fiving?
#1064 to #1063 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
*facepalms* Yep. You're ready to go.
#1065 to #1064 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
So we're done here? We can go on an asshole hunt now?
#1066 to #1065 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Yes.
#1067 to #1066 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
*loads revolver and test-punches with his power fist* then let's go....
#1068 to #1067 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
*walks out with the others*
#1069 to #1068 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Titus: Wade, are you sure it's a good idea to go along with this mindless quest for vengeance?
#1070 to #1069 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Not really. Rob used to be a Merc. But, you have no idea what the chip can do.
#1071 to #1070 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Titus: Yes, about that. What exactly is this 'platinum chip'?
#1072 to #1071 - enderslayer
(01/21/2014) [-]
Can't really remember, except it's dangerous as balls.
#1018 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: the platinum... oh ****!
#1019 to #1018 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Exactly! We need to get after them.
#1022 to #1019 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: Damn right we need to get after his ass! But save his face. That's MINE to cave in....
#1023 to #1022 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
His face isn't what i'm worried about. As soon as you can move, we shoul go.
#1026 to #1023 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: I can move right now! *jumps up and almost immediately faints* guh... Maybe just a few minutes.
#1030 to #1026 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
*sits him back down* Slow and steady... Get up very slowly and walk to that machine. SLOWLY.
#1032 to #1030 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: Machine... where? Oh this thing. Vigor tester?
#1035 to #1032 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Yeah.
#1038 to #1035 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Scores:
Int: 6
Cha: 4
Str: 5
Luck: 2
Sarcasm: 10
#1039 to #1038 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Huh. Good job.
#1041 to #1039 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: I'm PROUD of those scores.... except the luck one I guess. But I already knew I had ****** luck. My name's Axe, by the way.
#1043 to #1041 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Is that a nickname?
#1045 to #1043 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Axe: Last name. My first name's Richard.
#1046 to #1045 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
I think i'm done 'Axing' you questions. Follow me. *Leads to a couch*
#1047 to #1046 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Axe: You dicknugget.
#1048 to #1047 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
You would know a lot about that, wouldn't you? *points at couch* Sit down please.
#1049 to #1048 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
*sits* What's this about, anyway?
#1050 to #1049 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
I'm gonna say a word and you'll tell me the first word that comes to mind. Just a test to see if you don't have brain damage. Literally. Alright. "Mother."
#1051 to #1050 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
"Caretaker"
#1052 to #1051 - enderslayer
(01/20/2014) [-]
((Can't remember the words, so gonna improvise.))
"Friend"
#986 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: You said you wanted the package.
#988 to #986 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
This cat think's he can trick us! ((Permission to shoot?))
#989 to #988 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
((that is what happens is it not?))

Courrier: Whoa whoa whoa!!! You said you wanted the package, man. Here it is! Don't shoot me, man.
#990 to #989 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Night, babe. *he aims, and winks before he pulls the trigger* *BAM*
#991 to #990 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
*Courrier drops dead.*
*meanwhile, Titus perks up while Wade is working on him*
Titus: Did you hear that? Sounded like a gunshot.
#994 to #991 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, probably just some twon's folk gecko hunting. *few minutes later, the robot rushes in with the body*
#995 to #994 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Titus: We should go check.... uh...?
#996 to #995 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Robot guy: He needs help bad,folks!
Wade: Put him on the tablea! *a day or two later*
#997 to #996 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: *waking up slowly* Guh..... what.... where..... when....? Why the cliche remarks?
#998 to #997 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Wade: How do you feel?
#999 to #998 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: Let's see... I feel like I just got lured into a trap and then shot in the ******* head.

What happened to me?
#1000 to #999 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
I fixed you up using the Town's Robot. *The memory of Rob luring him there starts popping up*
#1001 to #1000 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: Uhh.... Wait a minute... Where's that scavenger from earlier?
#1003 to #1001 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
He ;left to go scavenge some things. (Which is a lie. He's prolly at NV by now.)
#1005 to #1003 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: that bastard! He told me to go up to the graveyard!
#1007 to #1005 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
What was at the Graveyard?
#1009 to #1007 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: some asshole in a stupid suit. He... he ******* shot me! In the head! Who does that!!?!?!?
#1011 to #1009 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
People who want something. Wait! *he searches his pockets* THAT ******* PRICK!
#1013 to #1011 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: Exactly what I'm saying!
#1015 to #1013 - enderslayer
(01/20/2014) [-]
He took the Platinum chip! He's probably working with benny....
#963 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/19/2014) [-]
Courrier: I might.

Wanderer: My name is Titus. A pleasure, Wade. Caring souls such as yours are a rarity in the wasteland.
#964 to #963 - enderslayer (01/19/2014) [-]
*Wade looks at the Scavenger* That's my friend over there. He's too proud to admit it, but he's very caring.
#965 to #964 - tiredofthis (01/19/2014) [-]
Titus: *smiles* The likes of which I've met before. Worry not, he'll show his true colors when it matters. Tell me, does either of you gentlmen know anything about repairs?
#967 to #965 - enderslayer (01/19/2014) [-]
Wade: I don't. I'm the town's second doctor. He, however, scavenges equipment andf repairs them. You should speak to him. His name is Robert.
#966 to #965 - enderslayer (01/19/2014) [-]
Wade I don't. I'm the town's second doctor. He, however, scavenges equipment andf repairs them. You should speak to him. His name is Robert.
#968 to #966 - tiredofthis (01/19/2014) [-]
Courrier: *Stares at Robert, probably grinning* I found out your na-ammmeee!
#969 to #968 - enderslayer (01/19/2014) [-]
*Rob sticks his tongue out in a playful manner at the Courier* I'll figure out yours soon enough. *Looks at Wade and the Wanderer* What Wade said was right. I find things the town needs, and repair things.
#970 to #969 - tiredofthis (01/19/2014) [-]
Titus: *unslings a laser rifle from his back* My weapon has seen better days. Can you fix it up?
#972 to #970 - enderslayer (01/19/2014) [-]
((whoops)) If you have about 20 minutes you can spare. They aren't exactly Winchesters.
#971 to #970 - enderslayer (01/19/2014) [-]
*catches it* Yep. If you have about 20 minutes you can spare. *Walks into a different room*
#973 to #971 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Titus: I can spare the time. And some caps for your work.
#974 to #973 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
*TAKES IT TO ANOTHER ROOM* Wade: So how did you get hurt this bad?
#975 to #974 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Titus: Oh what's to tell? Ran into some raiders, one had a sniper rifle and gave me a fair amount of trouble...
#976 to #975 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
*within a few seconds, he fixes the wound.* ((Correct me if i'm 'Rongo', but have we a plan to put a bullet in one of our courier's heads yet?))
#977 to #976 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
((yeah I'm thinking Courrier might just go up to the graveyard, wasn't that the idea?))

Courrier: Well, I suppose I might as well go up to the graveyard to meet this kid.
#978 to #977 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
Wade: Be careful. You could tumble down that hill, and get hurt. *waves goodbye* (Can i play Benny?))
#979 to #978 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
((by all means))

Courrier: *Walking carefully up the hill* This is SO a trap..... *puts his hand on his gun*
#980 to #979 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
*a few guys with assault rifles aim it at the courier* *Benny walks up, pointing his Silver pistol* Fork it over, kid.
#981 to #980 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: Fork.... WHAT over?
#982 to #981 - enderslayer (01/20/2014) [-]
The package, Numb-nuts.
#983 to #982 - tiredofthis (01/20/2014) [-]
Courrier: Oh alright.... *hands the package over. Benny checks it, but instead of the platinum chip he was looking for, he finds a few caps and a letter adressed to Ringo*
#984 to #983 - enderslayer
(01/20/2014) [-]
What the **** is this, babe?
#940 to #939 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
*there is a knock at the door.*
#941 to #940 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
*They stop* Eh? *I walk to the door and open it* ...?
#942 to #941 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
*At the door, rubbing his arms against the chill of the Mojave night, is a man in a trench coat wearing a combat helmet with goggles and a rebreather, so that his face in not visible, save a few sunburned patched of skin between the goggles and the lip of the rebreather. He is wearing some type of power fist that neither of the other two had seen before.*
Stranger: Uh, yeah Hi.... I've got a message here for a certain uh, what was it.... Rongo?
#943 to #942 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
*I shrug* I'm not sure i know a "Rongo." There's a Ringo, though.
#944 to #943 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
((hahahaha, I meant to type 'Ringo', but that just makes the whole scene even better))

Stranger: Great! *shoves his way in* Jesus I'm freezing!
#951 to #944 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
(I guess you could say he was..."Rongo"))
#952 to #951 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
((god. damn. it.)))
#955 to #952 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
((Spelling errors do not go unpunished.))
#945 to #944 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
Jeez...*Shuts the door behind him* Mister Ringo is...uh...*thinks back to Ringo hiding* He's actually out of town, right now.
#946 to #945 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Stranger: What!? But you said he was here!
#947 to #946 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
I said i KNEW a Ringo. "Knew" being the keyword here.
#948 to #947 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Stranger: God damn it.... Well then who am I supposed to deliver this **** to?
#949 to #948 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
He might come back in a few days. I guess i could hold it for him.
#950 to #949 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Stranger; I dunno.... This stuff i pretty important....
#953 to #950 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
Medic: Wait, but Ringo is he-
Me: Shut up. He doesn't leave the shack much...Excuse him.
#954 to #953 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Stranger: Can I at least stay here for a....?

*there is more knocking on the door. Louder and more desperate sounding this time*
#956 to #954 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
*points to medic* Answer it please. *medic walks over and opens the door* *I look at a note from a "Benny" guy* *it reads: 'My aqiuntance, if you see a man with a package walk into town and asking for someone, redirect them to the graveyard. It is very important you do that. ~ Benny;* (Plot twist.)
#957 to #956 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Stranger: Who's that from?

*when the medic opens the door, there is a man standing there, his powered armor is damaged and stained with blood. At least three bullet holes stand out plainly on the bloodied, winter-painted steel.*
Power armored stranger: *Attempting to be polite and proper, despite the fact that he can barely stand up on his own* I... require some assistance....
#958 to #957 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
Just something from a friend. *tucks it away*
*The medic helps the man in* M: Sit down on the metal table, please. *leads him to it*
Me: So, i know one of Ringo's relatives who can take the package. His brother. He's about to leave town to catch up with Ringo. Think you could take it to him?
#959 to #958 - tiredofthis (01/19/2014) [-]
((I'll just call the strange courrier 'Courrier' for a bit, and the other guy 'Wanderer' until we learn their names))
Courrier: Yeah I guess a cousin could take it...

Wanderer: Agh... thank you... Actually if I could just sleep for an hour or two I think I'll be alright.
#960 to #959 - enderslayer (01/19/2014) [-]
Medic: You're hurt. Sleep won't do much.
#961 to #960 - tiredofthis (01/19/2014) [-]
Wanderer: It's worked for me in the past.... What's your name?
#962 to #961 - enderslayer
(01/19/2014) [-]
Medic: Wade.
Me: *is watching, still angry over the arguement earlier* *looks to the courier* Have a name?
#923 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
Did i forget to reply again?
#924 to #923 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
It would seem so.
#925 to #924 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
The thread is lost in time. Would you like to start a New RP? If you have time, that is.
#926 to #925 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Well I may be in and out a bit, but I'll always reply.
#927 to #926 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm patient. What are your other favorite games besides TES?
#928 to #927 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Fallout, i think.
#929 to #928 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
I like fallout. Want to do that?
#930 to #929 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Sure. Which ones have you played?
#931 to #930 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
3 and New Vegas.
#932 to #931 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Excellent. I was going to suggest putting all four of our characters together in one. My Courrier and Lone wanderer, and your courrier and lone wanderer
#933 to #932 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
Can't actually remember my characters from in-game.
#934 to #933 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
You could make them up then. Essentially my courrier's a snarker(Picture, say, Church from Red vs Blue) And the other is basically a boy scout in power armor
#935 to #934 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
Hmm...I guess My Courier is a Medic, and the Wanderer is a scavenger. Sound good?
#936 to #935 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Sounds fun. Want to go ahead and start?
#937 to #936 - enderslayer (01/18/2014) [-]
Sure. I'll primarily play the Scavenger. Start a new thread?
#938 to #937 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah go ahead.
#919 - ironmercenary ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
#920 to #919 - tiredofthis (01/16/2014) [-]
Dirge Of Slaanesh

Whutup loudbro?
#921 to #920 - ironmercenary ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Yes. This pleases me.
#922 to #921 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
You're welcome
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