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Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
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#122 - its either going to do exactly what you said or its gonna have… 10/16/2013 on pls pls pls pls 0
#5 - thanks feminists  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2013 on Well... 0
#16 - John Cena (10/13/2013) [-]
why
#175 - a lot of people are saying well leave canada but its actually …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2013 on Good Guy Canada... 0
#308 - kmichel (10/12/2013) [-]
We even have free speech zones in the US, where exercising free speech outside of these zones can result in imprisonment.
#22 - nah the joke didnt go over me it was just a bad joke 10/11/2013 on Would people here find this... 0
#20 - except & isnt pronounced ampersand its pronounced "an…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2013 on Would people here find this... 0
#21 - kalendric (10/11/2013) [-]
#22 - timerce (10/11/2013) [-]
nah the joke didnt go over me it was just a bad joke
#3 - ****** medical service is better than none at all 10/11/2013 on here have a political meme -1
#36 - gyazo is a better tool for screen caps if you ask me. also you… 10/10/2013 on She's a pretty good character 0
#34 - wait but how would she know since shes dead?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on She's a pretty good character +1
User avatar #50 - christmouth (10/10/2013) [-]
Ups, I meant how horrible it would be if she knew.
#9 - thats probably the worst idea ever. b& for using wrong tag…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Would people here find this... -1
#19 - kalendric (10/11/2013) [-]
dafuq is banpersand suppose to be?
#20 - timerce (10/11/2013) [-]
except & isnt pronounced ampersand its pronounced "and" you must be new to the internet
#21 - kalendric (10/11/2013) [-]
#22 - timerce (10/11/2013) [-]
nah the joke didnt go over me it was just a bad joke
#22 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on bring back bill 0
#44 - articulate Comment deleted by timerce
#68 - idk what material would work. colored pencils still break and splinter  [+] (8 new replies) 10/10/2013 on NASA pen 0
User avatar #69 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (10/10/2013) [-]
its still safer than graphite, and they are A LOT cheaper
User avatar #70 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (10/10/2013) [-]
for what they paid per pen they could get 10 colored pencils
User avatar #72 - picklemanatee (10/10/2013) [-]
The pieces and dusts from the colored pencil will cause problems
User avatar #89 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (10/11/2013) [-]
even still it would be cheaper for them to create a small vacuum to attach to the pencil then it would to create a special pen
User avatar #90 - picklemanatee (10/11/2013) [-]
I cant even....
User avatar #91 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (10/11/2013) [-]
just a vacuum attaches to the table or nearby surface with a hose roughly the width of a straw that attaches parallel with the pencil to pick up the graphite/colord pencil shavings
User avatar #92 - picklemanatee (10/11/2013) [-]
Or you can save alot of space that they barely have without your idea of a vacuum and use the pen? Plus using a vacuum would use alot of their air supply. They write alot and would need the vacuum on basically all the time...Plus say like 3 people or more?
User avatar #94 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (10/11/2013) [-]
fair enough, i didnt think of it that way
#18 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 10/10/2013 on bring back bill 0
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#44 - articulate Comment deleted by timerce
#16 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 10/10/2013 on bring back bill +1
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#44 - articulate Comment deleted by timerce
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 new replies) 10/10/2013 on bring back bill +21
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#44 - articulate Comment deleted by timerce
#2 - yes, but the person who wrote that is commenting not on the pa…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/09/2013 on NASA pen +5
#3 - octaviano (10/09/2013) [-]
That's just like calling somebody a faggot just for having too many sticks in a bundle.
User avatar #55 - admiralen (10/10/2013) [-]
its not that, this content has been here before but without the dude explaining why they couldnt use pencils
User avatar #4 - traelos (10/09/2013) [-]
Except that there are hundreds of thousands of snide morons on the internet who do not know what they are talking about who believe what they saw on the back of a pencil package. That commenter knew that they would be drawn to that post and it's comment sections and therefore left the comment there for them.

So it's more like calling someone a faggot because they like to suck dicks.
User avatar #51 - snowshark (10/10/2013) [-]
Hey! Faggots don't suck dick... they 'are' dick. Every aspect of their life is either dick or cum-guzzling. If they're not deepthroating twelve people at once they're not fulfilling their faggot quota.

Gay guys suck dicks. Gay guys are awesome. Faggots live for dick. Faggots are cancer.
#52 - traelos (10/10/2013) [-]
What?
#53 - snowshark (10/10/2013) [-]
Exactly...
#55 - kind of related this is the most badass hockey shot ive ever seen 10/09/2013 on Most embarrassing hockey... 0
#24 - yea thats the point of the image. not that its just SA shown w… 10/09/2013 on Another CNN fail 0
#22 - probably not because the map still has hong kong marked and iv…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Another CNN fail 0
User avatar #23 - HarvietheDinkle (10/09/2013) [-]
wait i didn't notice the map being marked at all
#24 - timerce (10/09/2013) [-]
yea thats the point of the image. not that its just SA shown while talking about china but also that they marked hong kong as part of brazil
#20 - oh im sure theres no lack of govt bribery at cnn 10/09/2013 on Another CNN fail 0
#6 - yes but what does that have to do with brazil?  [+] (8 new replies) 10/08/2013 on Another CNN fail +6
#26 - roarflmao (10/09/2013) [-]
Now i feel like a fucking retard, when i looked at it i thought it was africa..
User avatar #21 - HarvietheDinkle (10/09/2013) [-]
I'm willing to bet that they started out with China and kept the headline, but the segment transitioned into a related Brazillian story so they showed the map.
#22 - timerce (10/09/2013) [-]
probably not because the map still has hong kong marked and ive seen multiple screenshots with different topics on the ticker
User avatar #23 - HarvietheDinkle (10/09/2013) [-]
wait i didn't notice the map being marked at all
#24 - timerce (10/09/2013) [-]
yea thats the point of the image. not that its just SA shown while talking about china but also that they marked hong kong as part of brazil
#9 - mraye (10/08/2013) [-]
Hong Kong was moved to Brazil in 1899, the Kong Kong the Chinese have is a fake constructed out of cardboard by the British so that Hong Kong rule would never be given back to the Communists.
User avatar #29 - ilikeeatingcheese (10/09/2013) [-]
^This guy knows why are you all so retarded
User avatar #13 - toastwizard (10/08/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure there was something about Godzilla in there too.
#104 - and if it had been a christian who said something like this th…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2013 on taxi -2
User avatar #151 - zorororonoa (10/08/2013) [-]
Nah, a lot of people hate Christians too.
#114 - amuzen (10/08/2013) [-]
I honest to god thought it said the first guy was a christian and the cab driver was the Muslim just cuz sterotypes, the story still played out the same way in my head and it made the same kind of sense.

So yeah I think you're wrong there people hate preachy religious people of all walks.
#135 - as a lot of ppl have said military spending is whats really ki… 10/07/2013 on Govt. Budget Simplified 0
#132 - except you cant just say "ok we are gonna take 10% more (…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/07/2013 on Govt. Budget Simplified 0
User avatar #133 - gwenisghey (10/07/2013) [-]
i know. i was speaking hypothetically
User avatar #137 - aasherknight (10/07/2013) [-]
It doesn't even work hypothetically...
User avatar #139 - gwenisghey (10/07/2013) [-]
okay

i srry dnt hrt meh
#130 - you were correct about cutting military spending. cutting athl…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/07/2013 on Govt. Budget Simplified 0
User avatar #131 - gwenisghey (10/07/2013) [-]
oh i just meant statistically, if 10% or whatever were to just go to paying off stuff... it could maybe help.. idk
#132 - timerce (10/07/2013) [-]
except you cant just say "ok we are gonna take 10% more (remember they already pay taxes) of athlete pay. they are private employees. if you take 10% more from them you have to take 10% more from everyone
User avatar #133 - gwenisghey (10/07/2013) [-]
i know. i was speaking hypothetically
User avatar #137 - aasherknight (10/07/2013) [-]
It doesn't even work hypothetically...
User avatar #139 - gwenisghey (10/07/2013) [-]
okay

i srry dnt hrt meh
#129 - absolutely but thats out of the question because omg terrorist… 10/07/2013 on Govt. Budget Simplified 0

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#3 to #2 - snakefire (09/16/2013) [-]
Without any had feelings from either end can I ask you something out of curiosity?
#4 to #3 - timerce (09/16/2013) [-]
sure
User avatar #5 to #4 - snakefire (09/16/2013) [-]
You thumbed this down
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/comment-section/Oh+boy/TypuGGl/

I'm just curious as to why. I'm not saying you dont have the right and I dont really care about the thumb itself. I'm just wondering what about this content made you want to thumb it down.
#8 to #5 - timerce (09/16/2013) [-]
but since you are the only person to ever comment on my profile ill go and change it.
User avatar #9 to #8 - snakefire (09/16/2013) [-]
Oh thanks man.
#6 to #5 - timerce (09/16/2013) [-]
eh honestly it was probably a misclick as i dont even remember seeing it
User avatar #7 to #6 - snakefire (09/16/2013) [-]
Alright man. I just always see content that gets thumbed down and I see no reason why it should have been.

Thanks for being such a good sport.
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