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tiagodisouza

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:2/24/2011
Last Login:8/28/2016
Location:Portugal
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Dog: Can i have a drink?
Man: Dogs don't drink
Dog: Well fish don't walk either but then one did and BAM he invented evolution

latest user's comments

#9 - i have yet to find a drowzee 07/23/2016 on Genocco Uscusuce Dowo 0
#75 - Joined valor because moltres is my favourite apparently i'… 07/23/2016 on Random Pokemon GO Comp +7
#18 - Its awesome this thing 07/22/2016 on rip +15
#137 - well to be honest in cartoons the eyes are probably one the be… 07/22/2016 on Anime budgets +3
#1468396 - FINALLY I HAVE A MONITOR AGAIN  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2016 on Video Games 0
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#1468407 - warioteam (07/20/2016) [-]
i gotta say, it is highly commendable that you made it this far without being able to see the games you are playing
#49 - Jesus christ that's way too much and too saucy I'd settle …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2016 on grill porn +1
#58 - phreeloader (07/04/2016) [-]
IF your gonna barbecue then you need to barbecue big!
#1461358 - also void is getting changed and we dont know how easy it will…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2016 on Video Games 0
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#1461363 - bendeman (07/03/2016) [-]
he's on the inferior version, so he'll have plenty of time to stock up should the update fuck us all.
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#1461364 - asotil (07/03/2016) [-]
So you agree I should sell it and not make it
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#1461365 - bendeman (07/03/2016) [-]
eh. orthos is a pretty good weapon, especially if fully built with primed mods, letting it slide attack whole rooms.
you do you
#1461357 - Sell it and farm void keys, mastery points uber alles  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2016 on Video Games 0
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#1461358 - tiagodisouza (07/03/2016) [-]
also void is getting changed and we dont know how easy it will be to get shit so better stock up now in case its hard because itll be profit
I already have more sets of stuff than i know what to do with
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#1461363 - bendeman (07/03/2016) [-]
he's on the inferior version, so he'll have plenty of time to stock up should the update fuck us all.
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#1461364 - asotil (07/03/2016) [-]
So you agree I should sell it and not make it
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#1461365 - bendeman (07/03/2016) [-]
eh. orthos is a pretty good weapon, especially if fully built with primed mods, letting it slide attack whole rooms.
you do you
#10 - what's the source on that one where the big ass pan burns the woman?  [+] (23 new replies) 06/28/2016 on commercial cuts 6 +4
#12 - anon (06/28/2016) [-]
A work place harard eduactional video, there are alot of them, this video has what you are looking for
TOP 10 SCARIEST WORK SAFETY PSAs
#58 - brisineo (06/29/2016) [-]
And to think I got off lucky when I sanded a fingernail off in a shop class...
#51 - mcburd (06/29/2016) [-]
#38 - tiberiusjonas (06/29/2016) [-]
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#31 - captann (06/29/2016) [-]
MOST of these are australian!
We apparently do not spare peoples feelings for safety
#29 - captann (06/29/2016) [-]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH
OH MY GOD
The sleeve!!!!!!!
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#26 - iamchicken (06/29/2016) [-]
TIL: Don't work in restaurants or factories because you will get fucked up
#20 - theuberzer (06/29/2016) [-]
Jesus fucking christ

they're all bad but the one where he gets his sleeve stuck, holy shit
#46 - deckbox (06/29/2016) [-]
a guy got sucked into a machine, his body got compressed so hard it was like that of a couple of DVD cases, apparently was still alive briefly after
#35 - anon (06/29/2016) [-]
that literally happened to a guy I knew, but he actually lost an arm. He is still alive, but he only has one arm now
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#32 - anon (06/29/2016) [-]
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#52 - ocampo (06/29/2016) [-]
Can I see the rest of it?
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#63 - tacticalhog (06/29/2016) [-]
a.pomf.cat/qwydll.webm

holy shit I was wrong, must be remembering another vid
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#65 - ocampo (06/30/2016) [-]
Wow, that really sucks. im just pulling your leg 3 don't hate me

Thank you though. I couldn't find anything on it. Poor guy.
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#62 - tacticalhog (06/29/2016) [-]
i didnt post this, but its somewhere on a reddit channel called watchpeopledie , I remember though the press stops at his shoulder, and it automatically shuts off the instant it pulls him in, but hes dead anyways due to his snapped neck, ill try to find it tho
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#16 - battletechmech (06/29/2016) [-]
I skipped the nail gun one becuase fuck no i'm a pussy ass faggot I ain't gonna see what you manage to do to someone with that one
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#22 - mrrandomness (06/29/2016) [-]
it bounced off and got a nail stuck in his eye bc he took his glasses off.

i dont really know how a nail bounces straight off and becomes a projectile though.
#54 - anon (06/29/2016) [-]
It's because he wasn't holding the gun firmly and the gun pushed back towards him. Since the nail can't go into the metal it has to go somewhere, having a loose grip on the gun means the energy of the nail is going to bounce back. If you have a good hold and pressure on the gun the nail will bend or drive itself at an angle. If you don't have a good hold the gun will push back, and the nail will bounce of what you were trying to nail. Always wear glasses, and always put your weight behind the gun.
#15 - takesgu (06/28/2016) [-]
MFW Really wanted to use this as a reaction image
#61 - thedankestdankness (06/29/2016) [-]
**thedankestdankness used "*roll picture*"**
**thedankestdankness rolled image**Patience is a virtue friend
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#71 - takesgu (06/30/2016) [-]
It's a character from Danganronpa. That particular portrait is used after a traumatizing event happens to said character, and that video was pretty traumatizing.
#13 - anon (06/28/2016) [-]
"harard" jesus am I retarded?
#1457751 - Gamer district is pretty good 06/26/2016 on Video Games +1