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#14 - This was pretty ****** dank, thanks  [+] (4 replies) 09/21/2016 on Maymaytrix #2 +98
#81 - chillgamzee (09/21/2016) [-]
Shit dude, my sides.
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#49 - masterwafflez (09/21/2016) [-]
Dank as fuck yo.
#28 - alfonshister (09/21/2016) [-]
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#2 - It's like everyday we get a new piece of info that makes us de…  [+] (14 replies) 09/19/2016 on HILLARY IS FINISHED +160
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#79 - tanditsky (09/19/2016) [-]
Yeah that's because you're on funnyjunk all the time, I think anyone who frequents cnn or BBC news would feel the opposite
#64 - anon (09/19/2016) [-]
said the browsers of funnyjunk...
#58 - anon (09/19/2016) [-]
why do you think the government is trying to control the internet?
#39 - anon (09/19/2016) [-]
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#11 - sodapops (09/19/2016) [-]
As a Swede, Trump doesn't look bad at all. the MEDIA tries to picture him like Hitler 2.0, but he's basically Ronald Reagan with bantz.

Hillary on the other hand is amoral and dangerous as a snake. I hope she gets a stroke before the elaction.
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#8 - arkamedies (09/19/2016) [-]
>implying Trump didnt look good from the start
#12 - ethiopia (09/19/2016) [-]
He honestly really didn't. He made really outrageous claims and people were amused by him, they didn't take him seriously in the slightest. But now he really does look like a decent candidate that is worlds better than Hillary
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#30 - dgurevich (09/19/2016) [-]
That is one of his best negotiation tactics.
Start with really outrageous demands, then work your way down until what you actually want sounds reasonable to the opposing party.
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#41 - Kewlio (09/19/2016) [-]
Yeah it seemed like it was just strategy to get the majority listening and once they were convinced, switch to platform discussion.
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#56 - pingun (09/19/2016) [-]
At least it got people intrested and made people get involved into it much more
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#13 - arkamedies (09/19/2016) [-]
I liked him from the start because of his anti politically correct view, that shit is fucking ruining the country and because of his tax plans.
#67 - anon (09/19/2016) [-]
so you're upper-income bracket? have you even looked at the written plan? middle class get very small cut while poor technically get a cut until you look at tax breaks he wants to take away.. besides the fact he will do nothing to the budget to make up for the 1 trillion/year loss in revenue (and we're already operating at a deficit)

Fuck Hillary, but trumps tax plan is not his redeeming quality
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#68 - arkamedies (09/19/2016) [-]
No, my parents are upper middle class. But if any one other than Trump wins then they wont be able to afford he house they live in, let alone retire.
#4 - Glitched (09/19/2016) [-]
You mean the way it began is also how it is looking now?
#5 - Yes, yes I very much would.  [+] (2 replies) 09/19/2016 on Drunk man turns gay +66
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#6 - priestoftheoldones (09/19/2016) [-]
I can't speak as a man who has sucked a dick, but I guess it's the same as that, just vagoo replaced with penor
#20 - anon (09/19/2016) [-]
vagoo is rare penor is not
#4 - "Jews" "Oh let me tell you about those ****…  [+] (3 replies) 09/19/2016 on El Salvador +148
#25 - thepizzadevourer (09/19/2016) [-]
You're proving his point
#13 - dexorf (09/19/2016) [-]
Eyy, what's the song name?
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#14 - Zomygoodness (09/19/2016) [-]
Good to be bad - David Guetta & Showtek
#3 - For some guys/gals is that just enough? you see these stories …  [+] (35 replies) 09/19/2016 on Drunk man turns gay +164
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#118 - aceshot (09/20/2016) [-]
dude thats like, all I ever think about. Why do you think there is the stigma that gay men go after straight men. Because we damn no we won't get any reciprocation from them, we just want suck and go. Its hot af.
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#117 - wetbproductions (09/20/2016) [-]
if it was a really hot guy I probably would just let it happen. i mean men are the best at blowjobs
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#116 - wetbproductions (09/20/2016) [-]
*Qouth the raven*
#114 - anon (09/20/2016) [-]
Naw dude, if a bro wants some head than sure, it's just something I can do for him so why not? You know?
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#113 - eatwaffles (09/20/2016) [-]
Due to past sexual assault, I'm not really into sex. I like to please my partner, but I don't always like the attention back. Most of the time he's okay with it. However, he has mentioned that he feels like he's letting me down in some ways. He's not. I'm just not always into the reciprocation.

Blowing him and being done with it is totally fine for some girls, even if there is no trauma in their past. If it pleases you, it pleases us.
#106 - ahowel (09/20/2016) [-]
Had a dude message me saying hed pay 200$ per nut to let him blow me it definetly happens
#95 - anon (09/20/2016) [-]
Anon because they actually visit this site and know my account.

I had a fuck buddy once. Didn't last too long, but god she loved sucking dick. She wasn't the greatest at it, but she did try, and she wanted cum every morning. She would turn my alarm off and wake me up with a blowjob, and thanked me when I came in her mouth. Then we'd go about our day. She was my cumslut. Believe it or don't, idgaf, but some women (and men) really do love cock and pleasuring their partner, and actual sex isn't required.

Don't continue reading unless you want sads. I actually fell in love with her. But there was another guy she was interested in, I thought she wanted him more, so I let things end between us so she could pursue him. But then that pussy ass faggot couldn't commit to being in a relationship and she ended up with someone else entirely, and that ended up failing too. Our friendship fell apart a few months later. I miss her so damn much. Not for the sex, I just want to hear her tell me she loves me again. What kills me, is she told me after she got together with the other person, that she had wanted to be in a relationship with me, but thought I was disinterested because I shooed her away so she could be with the other guy. Learn from this dumb asshole's mistake. Fight for the person you love, don't let other people take your love from you without a fight, you will regret it for the rest of your life.
#130 - cyborgtick (09/22/2016) [-]
Dude contact her again. Tell how you feel. Don't let love just slip through your fingers like that.
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#104 - jcbstj (09/20/2016) [-]
anon, it is never too late, trust me. go for it still.
#92 - anon (09/20/2016) [-]
My friend hooks up with people on Grindr all the time who just come over at like, 12 AM to suck his dick and leave, it's some shit, man.
#88 - anon (09/19/2016) [-]
All girls are different but I can get off just giving someone head because it really turns me on.
#99 - ogthegreat (09/20/2016) [-]
...Go on.
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#85 - symmiie (09/19/2016) [-]
I know this one girl that I used to hook up with all the time back in the day. She got off on getting me off. So she'd come over, or I'd go over to her place and she'd give me head and when I try to pay her back 9 times out of 10 she'd say that it was just as good for her as it was for me.
#76 - anon (09/19/2016) [-]
It happens at least some of the time, where someone just wants to give and that's enough for them.
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#74 - jakefenris (09/19/2016) [-]
I've woken up with my boyfriend and teased him but been in the mood for full on sex, was happy to blow him. I wasn't in the mood so didn't require reciprocation. He's sometimes jerked off while blowing me when we aren't interested in sex. Things happen, sometimes sex doesn't need to happen to be fun.
#79 - darksideofthebeast (09/19/2016) [-]
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#50 - wdparsell (09/19/2016) [-]
my ex just wanted to blow, and refused me returning the favor in any way. it bothered me. It's part of the reason we broke up, I think.

More than everything she wanted to blow a guy, more than anything I wanted to eat a girl out.
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#124 - darkcomy (09/20/2016) [-]
I swear i know a number that would solve this situation.
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#125 - wdparsell (09/20/2016) [-]
No really, she didn't want me to do anything for her, at all. It was upsetting.
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#47 - tanditsky (09/19/2016) [-]
Nah I know some people who would and have given head and not got anything in return, I mean most people just enjoy giving man
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#44 - mariox (09/19/2016) [-]
Depending on how it felt, I guess its only polite to give some back.
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#23 - ljxjlos (09/19/2016) [-]
It gives them the same pleasure that we get from pleasuring them, I guess.
#39 - anon (09/19/2016) [-]
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#41 - ljxjlos (09/19/2016) [-]
I have....no idea what this is trying to tell me.
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#22 - freshestprince (09/19/2016) [-]
It's more common than u think. You are brought up to believe sex is taboo. This mysterious thing only pure mature grown ups do. And that it's very enthralling, beautiful and extremely satisfying like they show in movies and I suppose some porn.

But it's not really. Fuck buddy's are commonplace. A friends sister becomes another notch on the belt. Your ex isn't off limits to your buddies anymore. The world is a dirty whore, the question is whether or not we are fuckin it, or getting fucked by it.
#35 - sentinyl (09/19/2016) [-]
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#18 - SirFail (09/19/2016) [-]
Most gay guys get enjoyment from giving partners head especially if its someone they care about. Its sexy as fuck, you feel awesome because they're loving it (you know how great it feels so you get 'vicarious pleasure' from their moaning), and normally you are stroking yourself as well. It might be different for women though as normally it takes more for them to get off than it does for guys.
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#12 - thunderchild (09/19/2016) [-]
As a gay guy sometimes you just want to stroke and choke stroke yoursellf while ya choke on their ... ya know
#21 - zzRedzz (09/19/2016) [-]
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#14 - brucejender (09/19/2016) [-]
stroke n choke hahahaha
#8 - anon (09/19/2016) [-]
I recommend you spend some time searching Craigslist m4m in the nearest city. Check out how many ads are gay dudes wanting to blow another dude, or get fucked.
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#4 - priestoftheoldones (09/19/2016) [-]
Would you be satisfied if a girl let you eat her out?
#5 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (09/19/2016) [-]
Yes, yes I very much would.
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#6 - priestoftheoldones (09/19/2016) [-]
I can't speak as a man who has sucked a dick, but I guess it's the same as that, just vagoo replaced with penor
#20 - anon (09/19/2016) [-]
vagoo is rare penor is not
#2 - As the enemy weeped and clapped at Ivan's performance, Ivan pu…  [+] (2 replies) 09/19/2016 on ivan -6
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#8 - emotep (09/19/2016) [-]
Quite on the contrary, I believe he was a supporter of the pro-European rioting in Ukraine.
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#40 - SirMartin (09/19/2016) [-]

I don't like to share fuckingtonpost. But here is he.
#10 - What kind of ****** kills a fellow ****** when fam be given hi…  [+] (1 reply) 09/19/2016 on "I got your fresh cuts... 0
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#12 - totallybased (09/19/2016) [-]
i like that picture you got there