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Helooo helo? Do you have some time?
yes i have some time,whats up?
:) Glad you are good! I was at cinema with my sister watching this
Dear lord that was most ******* touching thing I´ve ever seen. It was funny and comedic and still with well made humorous stories. At the apocalypse part it left me in total ave. That I didn´t know is coming...
A dude has a cat named Beezle. He invites his girlfriend over and kiss her. That animated cat was totally against this and threated her. One morning she heard noises in bathroom and found Beezle fapping to dude´s summer photos of him in swimming suit. Cat noticed her and chased her down to the garden and pissed all over her. Dude stepped into a garden and saw her covered in pee and the woman made him choose between him or her. He said that he will find new home for him and that she is his true love. Later that night that couple had sex and his cat was watching his in the closet. While he was crying while ******* teddy bear and dildoying himself in same time. Next morning the cat crashed car into his girlfriend. She was still fine though. Geezle stepped out of the car with shotgun and shoot her. She could still move and when Geezle came closer to finish the job she smashed him with shovel she grabbed nearby. He was trying to run away but she was still bashing him with the shovel. That cat stopped in front of little kids having birthday party. The exhausted woman noticed that and tried to explain herself before startled crowd. Seconds later dude arrived her and saw his cat. He stood on Geezle´s side and started caressing Geezle while watching the crowd murdering that woman.
I want this cat
iv been wanting to see this move
i heard it was good
Oh k. Lets just not be that sick. How are you?
im very well thank you
Most of the movie was touching but the last chapter ******* touched my heart :l
so how are you, we haven't talked in a few day
Also I have finally come to one wise conclusion that I will just have meet my friends more.
Even though I doesn´t really have stories to tell I am still very good in conversation. Sometimes even charming. My mom was talking with my physiotherapist. She was honestly happy with me for my progress. Would have never thought I´d affect almost foreign woman like this. Even though it still might be just simple empathy I know about more cases of this happening...
i sometimes think i should go to a therapist
to deal with my shyness and social awkwardness
but then i push the thought away
Ah to come to think of this. I am also going to visit my school psychologist. I wanna talk with her about how can I deal with my condition more effectively. Thanks for reminding me,my grandma would get mad if I would have forgot about it. I will try my best to avoid topic of my sexuality,even trough that it has direct link with my condition and my mental state...
Though you may try to keep it as much secret as possible. No need to be too much transparent. My good friend is also visiting therapist and my other friends doesn´t really think good about him. Poor guy. I think he is just missing out that he cant just flap around with his opinions,not respecting opinions of others. He is being hated for this.
I have not many news... My grandma will be moving to old folk's home soon. Its near street where I am having lunch after school. Guess I could visit her time to time when she will be her.
Also my sister lost her 2nd work. She is saying that she doesn´t want to do receptionist anymore. I dont know anymore then. She haven´t even received all of her payment yet. She is taking care of my grandma´s house to be sold. She have few people interested and she seem to enjoy doing all this stuff. Recently she was mentioning that she might like being real estate agent.... That there is doesnt need any special school for that....
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