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thraxis

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Gender: male
Age: 30
Date Signed Up:2/28/2013
Last Login:3/02/2016
Location:Boise ID USA
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 82188 total,  91779 ,  9591
Comment Thumbs: 960 total,  1038 ,  78
Content Level Progress: 99% (990/1000)
Level 279 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 280 Content: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 195 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 196 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Subscribers:6
Content Views:4816341
Times Content Favorited:4897 times
Total Comments Made:200
FJ Points:9907
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    Desert City Desert City
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    Highlighter Highlighter
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    How was school? How was school?
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    Five Times Five Times
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    Flowers Flowers
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    Zeus and his indiscriminate boner Zeus and his indiscriminate boner

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#19 - *gets "Found the Neckbeard" pic ready for first comm… 01/20/2016 on Answer this 0
#41 - I feel like the start of a wonderfully absurd musical number i… 01/13/2016 on A slowly growing side of FJ... +9
#2 - It's all about that heading 09/23/2015 on Bowl Cut? 0
#2 - Lol, to rebut, if I might: Man who is always in the k… 09/23/2015 on The Most Swedish Man in the... +4
#2 - Lol, totally agree. Maybe put the scare in right at the money shot?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2015 on Eeeevil, Evil is his one... +15
#20 - twoderrick (09/24/2015) [-]
I feel like this would backfire.
Someone on the precipice of cumming getting jump scared and raising their heart rate even more. It would be an insanely intense orgasm. In awestruck and afterglow they most likely would question "What was that?" and "How can I get MORE?"
People would still enjoy it and it would probably become it's own genre of porn.
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#26 - cackledemon (09/24/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure there's terror-porn somewhere around...anybody wanna find sources?
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#8 - zeldamasterace (09/24/2015) [-]
oh my god.

what if that happened and the whole pavlov's dog thing happened.

dudes would be busting nuts whenever they were scared

october? more like COCKTOBER

#6 - Picture 09/23/2015 on Can someone please explain... +5
#9 - Comment deleted 09/23/2015 on you hear me? 0
#27 - Pic totally related. 12/09/2013 on Found this on my dash,... +3
#26 - Coffee? Isn't that a little EXTREME for Canadians?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2013 on I'm Canadian. -3
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#30 - darkangeloffire (11/26/2013) [-]
You haven't seen the traffic flow at a Tim Hortons, have you?
#40 - anon (11/27/2013) [-]
It's the one place in Canada no one says "Sorry".
#34 - The scientific rational behind this is that men expose our thr… 11/02/2013 on I know I just did +6
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