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#17 - our last one actually got us into surplus not to mention h… 05/03/2015 on like you do 0
#15 - I swear John Key has no idea what the **** hes doing an…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2015 on like you do 0
User avatar #16 - ryalag (05/03/2015) [-]
yea but at least hes better than our last one.
User avatar #17 - thisisspartah (05/03/2015) [-]
our last one actually got us into surplus
not to mention had huge balls
#13 - cant forget pony tails guys  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2015 on like you do +1
#14 - ryalag (05/03/2015) [-]
John Key best Prime Minister 2015
User avatar #15 - thisisspartah (05/03/2015) [-]
I swear John Key has no idea what the fuck hes doing and just doing what rich people tell him while also being his creepy self doing random shit trying not to fuck up and having to be butt fucked again.
User avatar #16 - ryalag (05/03/2015) [-]
yea but at least hes better than our last one.
User avatar #17 - thisisspartah (05/03/2015) [-]
our last one actually got us into surplus
not to mention had huge balls
#46 - its left in perspective to the girl **** tard 05/03/2015 on Unsolved mysteries #1 +1
#2140 - **thisisspartah used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **thisisspartah… 05/02/2015 on Roll for 30 days of pink text 0
#43 - ******* black people right?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on It's wrong you guys +5
#53 - wraithguard (04/29/2015) [-]
Unfortunately.
#54 - hows spain doing at the moment? 04/28/2015 on ATM 0
#123 - I understand your dilemma, but still 04/22/2015 on Effects of Feminism 260 +1
#110 - yeah, but you can tell people you voted, and when they ask who…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Effects of Feminism 260 0
#121 - randaxkull (04/22/2015) [-]
Sure I could do that. But I'd rather just say, "There was no one worth voting for."

Not trying to be edgy... just honest.
User avatar #123 - thisisspartah (04/22/2015) [-]
I understand your dilemma, but still
#95 - vote for a third party, its still voting.  [+] (12 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Effects of Feminism 260 +80
#305 - bann (04/23/2015) [-]
May as well not vote to the same effect
#298 - Ken M (04/23/2015) [-]
Vote but vote for nothing as a statement.
It'd be more effective lol
User avatar #237 - eldorito (04/23/2015) [-]
yeah, but it's like saying you lost your virginity to a fat chick. it barely counts.
#181 - huszti (04/23/2015) [-]
#105 - randaxkull (04/22/2015) [-]
But America's elections are a two party system.

That is to say, voting for a third party and not voting are the same thing.
User avatar #192 - akkere (04/23/2015) [-]
Third party votes help show rising promise and potential for the next election. Third party media outlets and even some mainstream might be more likely to give key air time to those candidates to bring more attention to their platform if they see there's a solid following already. Major campaign donators might throw their money to help further this.

It'd be better to think of it as a long-term invested vote than a thrown away one. Would it be any better to roll on the dice on one of two problematic politicians, and further the sentiment that the two-party will always be guaranteed the votes of the uncertain?
User avatar #124 - hadrian (04/22/2015) [-]
That's what you've been led to believe by the entrenched Democrats and Republicans, and it's absolutely wrong. A third party candidate can win an election if he or she receives a majority vote.
User avatar #159 - bennybroseph (04/22/2015) [-]
Yes it's absolutely possible, but I'd need my state's electoral votes to go to my candidate, not my vote. It's not an easy task, and would actually take a full blown campaign of my own just to do it for my one hometown, much less the whole state and it's electoral college.
User avatar #151 - chuca (04/22/2015) [-]
while that is true, that's about as likely as jesus going out with satan idk why phrased it that way, just came to me
User avatar #110 - thisisspartah (04/22/2015) [-]
yeah, but you can tell people you voted, and when they ask who, you can say that you do not want to tell them.

In my country, the larger parties need to form coalitions to make a government, so the smaller parties have their say.

#121 - randaxkull (04/22/2015) [-]
Sure I could do that. But I'd rather just say, "There was no one worth voting for."

Not trying to be edgy... just honest.
User avatar #123 - thisisspartah (04/22/2015) [-]
I understand your dilemma, but still

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User avatar #95 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
hey would you sell your chest and key?
User avatar #96 to #95 - thisisspartah (11/19/2014) [-]
for real money?
User avatar #97 to #96 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
FJ Points
User avatar #98 to #97 - thisisspartah (11/19/2014) [-]
what # is blue text?
User avatar #100 to #99 - thisisspartah (11/19/2014) [-]
thanks, whats generally in the chest?
User avatar #101 to #100 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
just ores, raw gems, circuit boards. I just use them for the gems though.
User avatar #102 to #101 - thisisspartah (11/19/2014) [-]
you can have it, i dont need it
User avatar #93 - liftplus (03/14/2014) [-]
hey saw your from kapiti, me too :3
User avatar #79 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #80 to #79 - thisisspartah (06/13/2013) [-]
hello
User avatar #81 to #80 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #82 to #81 - thisisspartah (06/13/2013) [-]
im good, you?
User avatar #83 to #82 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
I've been better.
User avatar #84 to #83 - thisisspartah (06/13/2013) [-]
whats wrong?
User avatar #85 to #84 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
social life.
User avatar #86 to #85 - thisisspartah (06/13/2013) [-]
i can be your friend, but i cant really meet face to face because chances are your not in my country
User avatar #87 to #86 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
Heh, right. I'm in china, but I'm going to move to England in about a year.
User avatar #88 to #87 - thisisspartah (06/13/2013) [-]
where in china do you live



(new zealand here btw)
User avatar #89 to #88 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
Shanghai, along the east coast.
User avatar #90 to #89 - thisisspartah (06/13/2013) [-]
do you like it there?
User avatar #91 to #90 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
Eh, it's nice enough.
User avatar #92 to #91 - thisisspartah (06/13/2013) [-]
so whats up with your social life
User avatar #63 - dingdongsingsong (12/25/2012) [-]
Where dem Miltooms at ?
User avatar #64 to #63 - thisisspartah (12/25/2012) [-]
god dammit dingdong
User avatar #65 to #64 - dingdongsingsong (12/26/2012) [-]
hey your the one who said they were on your profile...
User avatar #66 to #65 - thisisspartah (12/26/2012) [-]
my phone..........................
User avatar #67 to #66 - dingdongsingsong (12/26/2012) [-]
why not upload them here ?
User avatar #68 to #67 - thisisspartah (12/26/2012) [-]
because it says in **** content 'Do not post comics that you did not create.'
i can send them too you on kik if you want
User avatar #69 to #68 - dingdongsingsong (12/26/2012) [-]
but the pixels are messed up and i can hardly see anything :/ ehh leave it
User avatar #70 to #69 - thisisspartah (12/26/2012) [-]
im sorry, ok?
why not serch **** for them everyday like me?
User avatar #71 to #70 - dingdongsingsong (12/26/2012) [-]
i doo , but i get tired and end up using my imagination...
User avatar #72 to #71 - thisisspartah (12/26/2012) [-]
yes because fapping to brain porn is amazing
User avatar #73 to #72 - dingdongsingsong (12/26/2012) [-]
ITS SO HARD , i hate brain porn, it takes forever to actually get off to it ..
User avatar #75 to #73 - dingdongsingsong (12/26/2012) [-]
its a long story but i cant go there. i dont have the resources lets just put it that way.
User avatar #74 to #73 - thisisspartah (12/26/2012) [-]
you should just go on pornhub or something
#60 - hatershunter (11/10/2012) [-]
Bye bye loser , good night LOL   
bye bye quitter your momma is proud of you LOL
Bye bye loser , good night LOL
bye bye quitter your momma is proud of you LOL
#62 to #60 - thisisspartah (11/10/2012) [-]
Bye bye, hope to see you soon.
#52 - hatershunter (11/10/2012) [-]
actually i k now that you don't take it like an insult because you do know that you're a faggot and you accepted yourself for a very long time
#47 - hatershunter (11/10/2012) [-]
hey i need a scarecrow can i use your mom for that ?
#48 to #47 - thisisspartah (11/10/2012) [-]
Why? Is yours already being used?
#49 to #48 - hatershunter (11/10/2012) [-]
i wouldn't ask you if i have one you stupid gay LOL and wtf does that picture suppose to do with what we're talking about ? panguins ? are you serious ??   
oh 			****		 it's the panguins oh man i'm hurt LOL   
man you're a 			*******		 moron !
i wouldn't ask you if i have one you stupid gay LOL and wtf does that picture suppose to do with what we're talking about ? panguins ? are you serious ??
oh **** it's the panguins oh man i'm hurt LOL
man you're a ******* moron !
#54 to #50 - hatershunter (11/10/2012) [-]
she's right you know ?
#51 to #50 - hatershunter (11/10/2012) [-]
alright so you act like this badass who talks 			****		 and then when someone respond on you , you transform to a pathetic bitch ? dude i thought that you're a real man and you'll stand up for yourself , if you can't handle these kind of conversations so why the 			****		 do you start one ?? i really feel like you're nothing like something that doesn't matter to anyone , something that doesn't have any value in this life , i mean . . . how can i put this . . . i think you got the idea   
and i really do think that you're gay,i'm real man btw i'm hairy like a bear and  if you want to be 			******		 in the ass let me know !
alright so you act like this badass who talks **** and then when someone respond on you , you transform to a pathetic bitch ? dude i thought that you're a real man and you'll stand up for yourself , if you can't handle these kind of conversations so why the **** do you start one ?? i really feel like you're nothing like something that doesn't matter to anyone , something that doesn't have any value in this life , i mean . . . how can i put this . . . i think you got the idea
and i really do think that you're gay,i'm real man btw i'm hairy like a bear and if you want to be ****** in the ass let me know !
#56 to #53 - hatershunter (11/10/2012) [-]
c'mon speak up punk ! let me see how badass you are
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User avatar #38 to #37 - thisisspartah (10/08/2012) [-]
sure why not?
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User avatar #40 to #39 - thisisspartah (10/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #42 to #41 - thisisspartah (10/08/2012) [-]
yes, acctually
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User avatar #44 to #43 - thisisspartah (10/08/2012) [-]
look at the trade request
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User avatar #76 to #45 - thisisspartah (05/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #46 to #45 - thisisspartah (10/08/2012) [-]
all good, enjoy the items :)
User avatar #2 - malizlewaa (07/28/2012) [-]
Whatsup
User avatar #3 to #2 - thisisspartah (07/28/2012) [-]
the roof
User avatar #24 to #3 - malizlewaa (07/28/2012) [-]
Lol, im 20, you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - thisisspartah (07/28/2012) [-]
16
i cant remember last time i was in aucland but i know i went up the auckland sky tower when my mum was pregnant with me and havent been since
User avatar #26 to #25 - malizlewaa (07/28/2012) [-]
Hahaha, awesome

Ive only been up there once, havent been back
User avatar #27 to #26 - thisisspartah (07/28/2012) [-]
yeah reckon we'll do well in the olympics?
User avatar #28 to #27 - malizlewaa (07/28/2012) [-]
I couldnt care less tbh...
User avatar #29 to #28 - thisisspartah (07/28/2012) [-]
nice
seems a bit over rated to me buti stillthink we'll get a few medals
User avatar #30 to #29 - malizlewaa (07/28/2012) [-]
Lol

its sad to think people spend millions of dollars and thousands of hours worth of effort into doing the olympics and making it spectacular...when the same amount of effort and money could be put into better use...such as feeding the poor, sheltering the homeless...fixing the economy

The world certainly doesnt have its priorities in order. We put traditions before necessities.
User avatar #31 to #30 - thisisspartah (07/28/2012) [-]
true true
and i have lost so much respect for the queen for frouning at death children singing her countrys national anthem and only smile when she realisesthe cameras on her
20 billion of what olympics cost could do much better use curing world hunger with farms and livestock
User avatar #33 to #31 - malizlewaa (07/28/2012) [-]
When did she do that?

And quite so...its a massive waste of money...

Yes I have respect for the olympians and athletes, but ******* hell...no one gives a **** if you're the fastest man alive if you contribute nothing else to this world
User avatar #34 to #33 - thisisspartah (07/28/2012) [-]
in the opening ceremony
if she had a peasant life... the world would be a much different place
User avatar #35 to #34 - malizlewaa (07/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, true that. Anyways, im off to play some Borderlands, then sleep

Night
User avatar #36 to #35 - thisisspartah (07/28/2012) [-]
night
User avatar #32 to #31 - thisisspartah (07/28/2012) [-]
we should send africa some sheep :P
User avatar #4 to #3 - malizlewaa (07/28/2012) [-]
funny stuff, how are ya?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thisisspartah (07/28/2012) [-]
good and you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - malizlewaa (07/28/2012) [-]
Tired and sick
User avatar #7 to #6 - thisisspartah (07/28/2012) [-]
im sick too
where in new zealand are you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - malizlewaa (07/28/2012) [-]
Auckland
User avatar #9 to #8 - thisisspartah (07/28/2012) [-]
wellington bro
User avatar #10 to #9 - malizlewaa (07/28/2012) [-]
Oh sweet, must be cold as **** down there
User avatar #11 to #10 - thisisspartah (07/28/2012) [-]
nah been sunny past 2 days
i live in kapiti witch is soon going to become part of wellington super city
User avatar #12 to #11 - malizlewaa (07/28/2012) [-]
Oh cool lol.

Nice ice creams ya got :P
User avatar #13 to #12 - thisisspartah (07/28/2012) [-]
you know the icecream made in aucland now
but the place where they make the cheese is near my house :P
so nice icecream you got :P
User avatar #14 to #13 - malizlewaa (07/28/2012) [-]
LOL, thats kinda stupod
User avatar #15 to #14 - thisisspartah (07/28/2012) [-]
yeah, kinda dissapointing and the place it was originally produced is going bankrupt
User avatar #16 to #15 - malizlewaa (07/28/2012) [-]
Well **** , thats sucks.

I saw on News the new Wellywood Wellington sign

looks ghey imo
User avatar #17 to #16 - thisisspartah (07/28/2012) [-]
as far as i know there isn't one
#18 to #17 - malizlewaa (07/28/2012) [-]
Oh no...of course not...
User avatar #19 to #18 - thisisspartah (07/28/2012) [-]
well i hardly ever go into wellington city because im lazy
ive only been for soccer games
User avatar #20 to #19 - malizlewaa (07/28/2012) [-]
Ahk lol
User avatar #23 to #20 - thisisspartah (07/28/2012) [-]
oh yeah how old are you
<-- too many purple lines
User avatar #21 to #20 - thisisspartah (07/28/2012) [-]
have you been down here?
User avatar #22 to #21 - malizlewaa (07/28/2012) [-]
Once or twice..., maybe 10 years ago
#1 - Ken M (06/05/2012) [-]
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