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#120 - estranged (03/04/2015) [-]
Let me give you an example. Here's a business owner. He's just bought out his two financial partners and a brand spanking new truck. His employees, who are working for just a shade over minimum wage, are working five 12-hour shifts, without overtime. Now comes the work, what there is of it, because the owner is also a "salesman" who cannot 'sell'. So the work begins to dry up, people start getting laid off. These are the lucky ones. The paychecks start bouncing. The first one is almost forgivable, so many remaining workers choose to use direct deposit.
Fast forward 3 weeks. Direct deposit is canceled, without notice, paychecks are bouncing weekly, and the workforce in the business is considering revolt. When they do, they are placated with words about how it's going to be better, how they're expecting more work to come in, that the 'sales staff' is doing everything in it's power to solve the issue. Meanwhile, he's bought his brand new truck (paid cash), bought out his financial partners, and the people forget that those partners were the ones that kept the paychecks valid, so they go back to work. Until the next paycheck bounces.
That is a true account of douchebaggery that deserves more than glitter in an envelope, but since these people are such omegafags, each in their own right, it would be the only thing they could think to do.
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