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thewizsam

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Gender: male
Age: 30
Date Signed Up:9/17/2011
Last Login:7/30/2015
Location:yo mama
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Content Ranking:#5563
Comment Ranking:#8473
Highest Content Rank:#824
Highest Comment Rank:#2740
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Subscribers:3
Content Views:442002
Times Content Favorited:1220 times
Total Comments Made:2271
FJ Points:9432

latest user's comments

#97 - heart attack call the hospital 09/27/2014 on pokefeels 0
#38 - and thats all you need 09/26/2014 on Alphabet Evolution 0
#49 - ya , that would be good but then they wouldn't be free  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on fuck poachers +1
User avatar #54 - mrjweezy (09/26/2014) [-]
they may not be free, but being free made them open game.
I see your point its just not going to work out if they dont reproduce
#92 - scene im black as **** already i go from dark brown to midnight 09/26/2014 on Which one are you ? +1
#8 - what scene in the movie  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Yes, please +4
User avatar #23 - BmanX (09/25/2014) [-]
Near the beginning, Homer dares Bart to skateboard naked.
#126 - i tried looking for a link to the free online but i can't even…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Poor /pol/... 0
User avatar #129 - thegayman (09/25/2014) [-]
Sent in a message.
User avatar #209 - scizzor (09/25/2014) [-]
And me, pl0x o:
User avatar #208 - kjeks (09/25/2014) [-]
Me too

Pls
User avatar #198 - Lloydles (09/25/2014) [-]
i need

pls

it pls i need pls
User avatar #166 - enemyoftrn (09/25/2014) [-]
Me too pls. Top kek in thx.
User avatar #162 - gabek (09/25/2014) [-]
I too would like this message please :3
User avatar #150 - jinksvorze (09/25/2014) [-]
can i have one aswell please?
User avatar #151 - thegayman (09/25/2014) [-]
yuh
User avatar #175 - danimer (09/25/2014) [-]
Me too please
User avatar #140 - wisdomtooth (09/25/2014) [-]
Might you send it to me as well? <3
#42 - i don't remember that in the movie and i watched it like 40 times  [+] (12 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Poor /pol/... +2
User avatar #125 - thegayman (09/25/2014) [-]
Watch the Ultimate Cut. It's what the movie was meant to be. It's absolutely glorious.
User avatar #126 - thewizsam (09/25/2014) [-]
i tried looking for a link to the free online but i can't even find a turrent for it . can you help me?
User avatar #129 - thegayman (09/25/2014) [-]
Sent in a message.
User avatar #209 - scizzor (09/25/2014) [-]
And me, pl0x o:
User avatar #208 - kjeks (09/25/2014) [-]
Me too

Pls
User avatar #198 - Lloydles (09/25/2014) [-]
i need

pls

it pls i need pls
User avatar #166 - enemyoftrn (09/25/2014) [-]
Me too pls. Top kek in thx.
User avatar #162 - gabek (09/25/2014) [-]
I too would like this message please :3
User avatar #150 - jinksvorze (09/25/2014) [-]
can i have one aswell please?
User avatar #151 - thegayman (09/25/2014) [-]
yuh
User avatar #175 - danimer (09/25/2014) [-]
Me too please
User avatar #140 - wisdomtooth (09/25/2014) [-]
Might you send it to me as well? <3
#1233 - YOUR NOT MY REAL MOM!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on let's hear your site... +1
User avatar #1235 - nat (09/24/2014) [-]
I WAS NOT TALKING TO YOU, GOT TO YOUR ROOM YOUR FATHER CAN DEAL WITH YOU WHEN HE GETS HOME!
#1205 - give everyone green text for a moth for St. Patrick's day?  [+] (10 new replies) 09/24/2014 on let's hear your site... +2
User avatar #1207 - nat (09/24/2014) [-]
if all of us are special then none of us are.
User avatar #1222 - krasnogvardiech (09/24/2014) [-]
But it's St. Patrick's day!
User avatar #1223 - nat (09/24/2014) [-]
NO BUTTS, I WILL SEND YOU TO BED WITH NO DINNER I SWEAR TO GOD CHILD.
User avatar #1257 - krasnogvardiech (09/24/2014) [-]
YOU FUCKING WHAT, WOMAN? THIS IS MY HOUSE AND I AM GOING TO HAVE GREEN TEXT.
User avatar #1260 - nat (09/24/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude I didn't know you had the power to bestow colored text upon people.
I'm going to need to see some proof of identity sir / madam.
#1266 - krasnogvardiech (09/24/2014) [-]
Naw mang, I'm kidding.
#1267 - anon (09/24/2014) [-]
NOW THAT THATS OVER, POST CELEBRATION GIF
#1270 - krasnogvardiech (09/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #1233 - thewizsam (09/24/2014) [-]
YOUR NOT MY REAL MOM!!!!
User avatar #1235 - nat (09/24/2014) [-]
I WAS NOT TALKING TO YOU, GOT TO YOUR ROOM YOUR FATHER CAN DEAL WITH YOU WHEN HE GETS HOME!
#174 - **** im tired, i try to sound smart but i **** up. 09/24/2014 on So true -1
#173 - its funny how the anon title in now white male when you said t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on So true -1
User avatar #174 - thewizsam (09/24/2014) [-]
fuck im tired, i try to sound smart but i fuck up.
#126 - THE ******* MEANING OF ****** IS A SALVE TO THE …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2014 on So true -1
#160 - anon (09/24/2014) [-]
no fuckass.
nigga is what has been accepted as the norm for black ppl to call other black people. its not an official slang. its just that the black community tries to push it as one.
sincerly: an actual fucking nigger.
User avatar #173 - thewizsam (09/24/2014) [-]
its funny how the anon title in now white male when you said this

let me beak it doing for you
1. black man- a black male with a stable job ,decent home, and loving family
2. nigga - a dumb ass muthafucka who doesn't know how to wear a shit for 10 second and pull up there pants. they also listen to rap, hip hop, and basically only listen to genres that in involve soulfully in rhythm and beat
3. nigger - A black man who doesn't know how to stop serving the white man. basically a slave to the white man for example: every black republican
4. Negro - a blacker than black person
5. African-American - an African man, women, or child who was born in Africa ( any country) and became a citizen of the united states.
User avatar #174 - thewizsam (09/24/2014) [-]
fuck im tired, i try to sound smart but i fuck up.
#36 - my brothers LB just filmed that this morning (PST) it 8:22 P.M. now 09/23/2014 on How to quit your job 0
#19 - what was it?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on What in the name of fucks 0
User avatar #21 - yugiballs (09/22/2014) [-]
Real baby head?
#15 - **thewizsam rolls 13** they have this many joints 09/21/2014 on black hat ritual 0
#37 - unless someone buys the web site nothing is going to be done 09/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#16 - some one put a hadouken there 09/21/2014 on Would feel pretty good to... 0
#30 - seen this video somany time still funny as **** . thumb for you 09/21/2014 on trapped russian man :( +1
#13 - **thewizsam rolls 31** bitch 09/21/2014 on CoD players play Dark Souls 0
#8 - WIF IS SJW???!?!  [+] (5 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Stay Strong FJ 0
#27 - valentines has deleted their comment.
User avatar #21 - kingofunnyjunk (09/21/2014) [-]
Safe Jor Work
User avatar #12 - phoenix grinder (09/21/2014) [-]
also yeah Google before you post man
User avatar #10 - blopant (09/21/2014) [-]
Social Justice Warrior.

Google it.
User avatar #9 - haranaslicer (09/21/2014) [-]
sucking juicy wieners
#11 - thats it? 09/21/2014 on You got a friend in me! 0
#21 - dan vs was cancelled?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on Battlebots 0
#25 - theruse (09/21/2014) [-]
Yes.
#427 - whats SJW? 09/20/2014 on FJ is becoming relevant 0
#43 - well your... and your... and you have that.... ya i got nothing 09/18/2014 on USA fact comp 0
#223 - finally you're leaving i hate when people make it clear that y… 09/18/2014 on you got banned 0

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User avatar #16 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #17 to #16 - thewizsam ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
oh hey hows it going man
User avatar #18 to #17 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
just writing 6000 " **** you"s
#15 - thewizsam ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - yorkfrance (09/21/2013) [-]
Big Zam?
#13 to #12 - thewizsam ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
**thewizsam rolled a random image posted in comment #241 at Good Guy Soldier ** ****** retard
User avatar #14 to #13 - thewizsam ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
**thewizsam rolled user rikter ** your job is to roll a pony
#10 - thewizsam ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
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