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Date Signed Up:7/14/2012
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#87 - Australia found a hurt New Zealand penguin on one of their bea…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2012 on well shit 0
User avatar #88 - aldheim (07/30/2012) [-]
Meh, it's not like it's their job to protect our penguins.
I doubt they've enough brain cells between them to do anything for it anyhow.
User avatar #89 - ThunderChunderFrom (07/30/2012) [-]
So, how are the sheep over there?
User avatar #92 - aldheim (07/30/2012) [-]
Sexy.
#1 - Meanwhile in New Zealand, funny because there are no Walmarts …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2012 on Sheep +6
#12 - muchosgustaman (07/31/2012) [-]
Depends on the sheep, Wha- Who said that!? ;)
User avatar #14 - nippuhl (07/31/2012) [-]
You
User avatar #11 - aldheim (07/31/2012) [-]
I probably would.
#118 - Picture 07/30/2012 on Cats +29
#174 - Picture 07/30/2012 on Driving around +7
#114 - here it is <Look at this image for 15 seconds and …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2012 on Because fuck you I am the... -18
#121 - mythsoul (07/30/2012) [-]
#113 - Picture 07/30/2012 on Because fuck you I am the... +6
#212 - Reguardless i don't consider people who have eaten too much in…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2012 on Friendship +3
User avatar #214 - Obscurity (07/30/2012) [-]
truth
#83 - Is that that bastard penguin who landed in my country (New Zea…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/30/2012 on well shit +1
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#90 - noscopinturtle (07/30/2012) [-]
Fuck the penguin, honestly, thousands of dollars on 1 animal just to be killed or captured etc and you see teenagers all over New Zealand some cant get a job -.- fuck everything.
User avatar #93 - aldheim (07/30/2012) [-]
What amazes me is that I can't get a job when all the little wanker wannabe gangsters can.
User avatar #85 - aldheim (07/30/2012) [-]
We found a wounded penguin on the beach once.
I have no fucking clue what happened to the bastard.
User avatar #87 - thewittykiwi (07/30/2012) [-]
Australia found a hurt New Zealand penguin on one of their beaches last year. They just put it back in the ocean.

Not sure if i'm angry at them or if i like them (it happened right after our penguin thing)
User avatar #88 - aldheim (07/30/2012) [-]
Meh, it's not like it's their job to protect our penguins.
I doubt they've enough brain cells between them to do anything for it anyhow.
User avatar #89 - ThunderChunderFrom (07/30/2012) [-]
So, how are the sheep over there?
User avatar #92 - aldheim (07/30/2012) [-]
Sexy.
#206 - In my country only old or disabled people have those scooters …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2012 on Friendship +3
User avatar #208 - Obscurity (07/30/2012) [-]
Well some jerks do that in disney to get on rides faster.

But if you have a disease that makes you gain a lot of weight, you need to stay off your legs as much as possible while you try and lose that weight as best you can so you don't crush your bones.
User avatar #212 - thewittykiwi (07/30/2012) [-]
Reguardless i don't consider people who have eaten too much in their life to be considered disabled, but i agree some people do have legit disabilities but at the same time some people abuse scooter ownership.
User avatar #214 - Obscurity (07/30/2012) [-]
truth
#117 - Picture 07/30/2012 on This is paradise! +9
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User avatar #3 - valdura (08/08/2012) [-]
I hope you get cancer.
User avatar #1 - MudkipTomislav (07/19/2012) [-]
Not to expand the annoying block of text I'll comment here.

Everyone's problem is that your logic is flawed. Stalin's soldiers wouldn't ever rebel even if he had ordered row per row to be shot. The soldiers in rows would stand and wouldn't move and the firing row would keep firing.

No one would stand against Stalin's idea, he made sure of it when he pretty much hunted everyone against him down.
User avatar #2 to #1 - thewittykiwi (07/19/2012) [-]
ok thank you but you have to admit for that pretty straight foward answer everyone went *******
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