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thewitchking

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:5/06/2012
Location:Angmar
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Content Thumbs: 14227 total,  15386 ,  1159
Comment Thumbs: 16846 total,  18383 ,  1537
Content Level Progress: 2.8% (28/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 92.1% (921/1000)
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:5
Content Views:629702
Times Content Favorited:1037 times
Total Comments Made:6366
FJ Points:13692
Favorite Tags: 4Chan (5) | greentext (5) | m00t (5) | scrubs (3) | tags (3) | apocalypse (2) | turk (2) | Zombie (2)
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    Facts 'n Shit Facts 'n Shit
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    I'm not good at making titles. I'm not good at making titles.
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    Fuck trees Fuck trees

latest user's comments

#2 - **thewitchking used "*roll picture*"** **thewitchking rolle… 02/11/2016 on My dog the degenerate +1
#5 - couldn't agree more. 02/08/2016 on why is there so much wind... +5
#4 - he's a walking tank. 02/08/2016 on Ze Arnold Evolution +5
#1 - back when cartoons were good.  [+] (26 new replies) 02/06/2016 on football head +45
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#10 - iqequalzero (02/07/2016) [-]
Well yeah, cartoons were good, just not Hey Arnold. Couldnt stomach that shit show.
#11 - anon (02/07/2016) [-]
It's good as samurai jack
#12 - holmesc (02/07/2016) [-]
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#9 - envinite (02/07/2016) [-]
There are still good cartoons nowadays. You are just trapped in nostalgia and won't accept that adults and children enjoy cartoons in different way.
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#8 - animango (02/07/2016) [-]
When people say that what they really mean is that they liked the good cartons that ran from 1999-2010, which is only like ten shows.

Though Hey, Arnold was something special. It was good fun, but some episodes took on serious issue through a kids show. A lot of them never done before. Like the Chocolate boy episode that showed his troubling addiction to chocolate, showed how addiction effects people. It flew over my head as a kid but looking back there was some heavy stuff in Hey, Arnold.

Pigeon Man's Speech - Hey Arnold
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#5 - admiralen (02/07/2016) [-]
Gravity falls is pretty awesome
#7 - bann (02/07/2016) [-]
It was, but this last season is blowin chunks imo
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#6 - hikakiller (02/07/2016) [-]
Aren't you like a grown neckbeard? You stop
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#13 - admiralen (02/07/2016) [-]
"im gonna stalk this guy and write stupid uncalled for comments on all his shit!"
and you call me a neckbeard
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#14 - hikakiller (02/07/2016) [-]
Yeah, I did call you a neckbeard.
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#16 - admiralen (02/07/2016) [-]
Hey kettle, its me pot, i just wanted you to know that youre black!
#17 - hikakiller (02/07/2016) [-]
Notice that I don't have a neckbeard
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#18 - admiralen (02/07/2016) [-]
Your shirt is the equivalent of a neckbeard
#19 - hikakiller (02/07/2016) [-]
Man, I hate it when people donate blood.
It says 'Relax. It's just a pinch.' It's an American Red Cross shirt.
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#20 - admiralen (02/07/2016) [-]
Just sayin, it says a lot about what you care about when it comes to fashion and charity
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#21 - hikakiller (02/07/2016) [-]
Nigga what are you taking about? Yes, I appreciate donating blood that could save a life. I don't think it makes me any better or worse.
As for the shirt, it's a free shirt.
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#22 - admiralen (02/07/2016) [-]
Its not charity if you brag about it
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#23 - hikakiller (02/08/2016) [-]
You're just trying to disagree with me.
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#24 - admiralen (02/08/2016) [-]
If that was the case i wouldnt go for your shirt
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#25 - hikakiller (02/08/2016) [-]
Still disagreeing just to disagree
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#26 - admiralen (02/08/2016) [-]
Can you say youre any different when you randomly respond to comments not aimed towards you with "Aren't you like a grown neckbeard? You stop"
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#27 - hikakiller (02/08/2016) [-]
No.
#4 - anon (02/07/2016) [-]
"back when I was the actual age to watch cartoons"

rose tinted glasses bullshit, you are all full of shit
why the fuck do you all make statements on things you know nothing about?
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#3 - elpollolocoloco (02/07/2016) [-]
recently there have been a lot of good series
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#2 - Greevon (02/07/2016) [-]
Cartoons before our generation were shit.
Cartoons after our generation are shit.

Maybe it's us.
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#15 - itskennyandjosh (02/07/2016) [-]
I dunno about you but i fuckin watched the shit out of classic batman and 80's cartoons as a kid
#142 - i might be late but. **** you for stealing my thumbs  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2016 on frodosagbag 0
#143 - zorach (02/06/2016) [-]
Can't stop me now!
#35 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 09/25/2015 on who is this dude? +8
#39 - reapermaster (09/25/2015) [-]
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#50 - shaddyz (09/25/2015) [-]
i know you guys find it funny and all... but i cant and never will... maybe because my dad was supose to be in one of those flight,but he overslept
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#78 - turtleshells (09/26/2015) [-]
Sorry for being stupid and maybe inconsiderate: but you're implying that he overslept and missed the plane?
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#79 - shaddyz (09/26/2015) [-]
yep
#80 - turtleshells (09/26/2015) [-]
**turtleshells used "*roll picture*"**
**turtleshells rolled image**Thank god for his life.
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#81 - shaddyz (09/26/2015) [-]
i do everytime
#66 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
i wish he were there fucking pussy if you cant haveing fun with something that is seen as being go back to the wennie hut aka tumblr
#90 - lordofhell (09/26/2015) [-]
**lordofhell used "*roll picture*"**
**lordofhell rolled image**Well fuck you sir.
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#68 - shaddyz (09/25/2015) [-]
thats just uncalled for and rude:\ but hey if you think that anon its fine
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#61 - grumpythefirst (09/25/2015) [-]
How does it feel to not be able to take a joke on a comedy website?
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#62 - shaddyz (09/25/2015) [-]
i feel horrible about it, i wanna laugh with you guys but i just cant
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#64 - grumpythefirst (09/25/2015) [-]
Nah, I'm just messing with you. You shouldn't feel bad just because you don't like a certain joke. My birthday is 9/11 and every time I tell someone that, I get "Oh man.. that sucks" - like, "thanks, yeah."

Honestly, this shit happened so many years ago, people should just drop the jokes about it.

But again, don't feel bad about not liking the joke, they aren't really funny anyways. But remember, your day could have gotten a lot worse but there was something looking over your family. I'm not religious but I would feel good knowing luck is on my side.
#42 - heartlessrobot (09/25/2015) [-]
#40 - hitlerwasokiguess (09/25/2015) [-]
Jesus christ, that was fucked up. I loved it.
#64 - Picture 09/25/2015 on how 2 get bitches 0
#48 - *several  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2015 on Best of 4chan Part 3 0
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#50 - darksideofthebeast (03/20/2016) [-]
What do you mean? we come here often to see the legendary frodosagbag
#47 - This post is serveral months old. Where did you all come from?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2015 on Best of 4chan Part 3 0
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#48 - thewitchking (09/23/2015) [-]
*several
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#50 - darksideofthebeast (03/20/2016) [-]
What do you mean? we come here often to see the legendary frodosagbag
#119 - **thewitchking rolled user inquisition **  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2015 on C.O.D 0
#122 - gabeinated (07/29/2015) [-]
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition except for your mom