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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: TheWiseDane
Consoles Owned: Wii, Wii U, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, World of Tanks, Portal 1 and 2, Half Life, Mario, Kirby, Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Bros, Fallout, Elder Scrolls, Mass Effect, Sonic the Hedgehog, Rayman
Interests: MLP:FiM, Gaming, Warhammer, WARMACHINE, Roleplaying, Larping, Internetting
Date Signed Up:6/11/2013
Last Login:4/22/2014
Location:Denmark
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#55 - You can be sure that every single officer, religious superior … 04/21/2014 on Witchcraft at it's finest. 0
#40 - Ey, there we have it. I guess in the grim darkness of the futu…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Witchcraft at it's finest. 0
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#41 - evebishop (04/20/2014) [-]
The language they speak/write in is called "High Gothic" so it's mostly a mix of Latin. In the grim darkness of the future there are no Grammar Nazis...
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#55 - thewisedane (04/21/2014) [-]
You can be sure that every single officer, religious superior and commisar in the Imperium is Grammar Nazi too, while being a standard nazi too.

"WATCH YOUR MOUTH, BE CAUTIOUS WITH YOUR WRITING! YOU WRITE IN THE EMPEROR'S HOLY SCRIPT, AND HE SUFFERS NONE TO MISUSE IT!"
#38 - That phrasing always seemed so weird to me - do you suffer a w…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Witchcraft at it's finest. +1
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#39 - evebishop (04/20/2014) [-]
It's old English using the definition that almost no one uses anymore:

suf·fer
ˈsəfər/
verb
verb: suffer; 3rd person present: suffers; past tense: suffered; past participle: suffered; gerund or present participle: suffering

1.
experience or be subjected to (something bad or unpleasant).

2.
dated
tolerate.
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#40 - thewisedane (04/20/2014) [-]
Ey, there we have it. I guess in the grim darkness of the future, you mix latin, gothic english and old english for the hell of it...
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#41 - evebishop (04/20/2014) [-]
The language they speak/write in is called "High Gothic" so it's mostly a mix of Latin. In the grim darkness of the future there are no Grammar Nazis...
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#55 - thewisedane (04/21/2014) [-]
You can be sure that every single officer, religious superior and commisar in the Imperium is Grammar Nazi too, while being a standard nazi too.

"WATCH YOUR MOUTH, BE CAUTIOUS WITH YOUR WRITING! YOU WRITE IN THE EMPEROR'S HOLY SCRIPT, AND HE SUFFERS NONE TO MISUSE IT!"
#221 - I don't care, as long as Charon will be considered a relay whe… 04/20/2014 on NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND 0
#322 - Evil is maybe a bit drastic. 04/19/2014 on Land of freedom indeed 0
#87 - Geese are dangerous animals alright. Pretty killy and all arou… 04/15/2014 on Got goosed 0
#350 - That animation was too. 04/15/2014 on Melanin yo, melanin +3
#251 - In my country, we had this new resturaunt called Hot Bun Burge…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Land of freedom indeed +1
#317 - anon (04/17/2014) [-]
That resturant was evil since it stereotyped women as sex-giving robots. In reality, they are people.
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#322 - thewisedane (04/19/2014) [-]
Evil is maybe a bit drastic.
#104 - So... Mercenaries? Do we even have proper mercenearies, or is … 04/14/2014 on Camera dildo 0
#18 - That game. I haven't even played it and the mere mention of it… 04/13/2014 on All of the racisms 0

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#453 - hahahaheidi (11/18/2014) [-]
WHERE DID YOU GO
#452 - crazyolitis (08/16/2014) [-]
R.I.P. thewisedane. May his internet soul rest with the rest of the abandoned accounts,andmay his real life be prosperous.
#451 - crazyolitis (05/21/2014) [-]
Hey man, do you still come on here?
#447 - konradkurze (03/20/2014) [-]
friend on FB just showed me this

Danmark er stor
#448 to #447 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
*stort. Denmark is substantive in "Neutrum", which means that all words describing it have to be with a "t" at the end. The other gender in the danish language is "multi-gender (both masculine and feminine is in this).

Sorry - grammar student and all.
#450 to #449 - thewisedane (03/21/2014) [-]
Nope, just latin student.
#426 - konradkurze (03/19/2014) [-]
#427 to #426 - thewisedane (03/19/2014) [-]
That is pretty damn good. I don't know what else to say...

I would be thumbed the **** down if I used it on the main site, though.
#428 to #427 - konradkurze (03/19/2014) [-]
depends, some people like rape face reaction pics
#429 to #428 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
The problem is that the pic is me. It is namefagging.
#430 to #429 - konradkurze (03/20/2014) [-]
what if i just put it as rape face activated
#431 to #430 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
People would still recognize me.
#432 to #431 - konradkurze (03/20/2014) [-]
well if i was good iwth photoshop id make your eyes glow and give you mouthful of fangs
#433 to #432 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
Could you also make my skin as a lizard, my dear 12-year old?
#435 to #434 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
That isn't exactly how I imagined you.
That isn't exactly how I imagined you.
#436 to #435 - konradkurze (03/20/2014) [-]
oh thats not me, thats john from the war on justin bieber video

01 Re_ Declaration of War Against Justin Bieber Haters Re-Up
#437 to #436 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
Well then.
#438 to #437 - konradkurze (03/20/2014) [-]
i could always make you look like a 'smart' dane
#439 to #438 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
That won't be needed - I don't see how you could do that anyway.
#440 to #439 - konradkurze (03/20/2014) [-]
what about an Emo Dane
#441 to #440 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
Then I wouldn't fit as a citizen of the happiest country in the world now would I?
#442 to #441 - konradkurze (03/20/2014) [-]
what about 'best kind of dane'

aka drinking buddy
#443 to #442 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
That I can support!
#444 to #443 - konradkurze (03/20/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 62**
this is how many jager shots you must drink
#445 to #444 - thewisedane (03/20/2014) [-]
That would make great content.
#446 to #445 - konradkurze
(03/20/2014) [-]
anyway Danish, i must sleep

godnat kammerat
#423 - thewisedane (02/24/2014) [-]
Crazyolitis, I actually think my name is blue now, if slightly...
#424 to #423 - crazyolitis (02/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, it happens after 6 months. It will get darker when it's 1 year old.
#425 to #424 - thewisedane (02/25/2014) [-]
Awesome.
#421 - hornack (02/17/2014) [-]
Hi.
#422 to #421 - thewisedane (02/17/2014) [-]
Bueno.
#405 - studbeefpile (02/15/2014) [-]
I heard you draw characters of people. Is this for true?
#407 to #405 - thewisedane (02/16/2014) [-]
This is for true, but I must say that I am having a little break with it.
#420 to #407 - studbeefpile (02/16/2014) [-]
Aight, I was just wondering.
#404 - sinery (02/15/2014) [-]
I thought you didn't approve of me posting ponies outside Ponytime.
#406 to #404 - thewisedane (02/16/2014) [-]
Meh... I think it can do bad stuff to the rest of the fandom, but sometimes you've got to look into yourself and ask youself - Don't you like to **** things up sometimes?

I love to **** things up from time to time.
#409 to #408 - thewisedane (02/16/2014) [-]
Attack on Grumps My general reaction.
#410 to #409 - thewisedane (02/16/2014) [-]
You play the role of Jon, by the way.
#411 to #410 - sinery (02/16/2014) [-]
MY NAME!
MY BEAUTIFUL BLUE NAME!
#412 to #411 - thewisedane (02/16/2014) [-]
You realized that now?
#414 to #412 - sinery (02/16/2014) [-]
Ah, there we go.
#415 to #414 - thewisedane (02/16/2014) [-]
How you just shift it?
#416 to #415 - sinery (02/16/2014) [-]
#417 to #416 - thewisedane (02/16/2014) [-]
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#418 to #417 - sinery (02/16/2014) [-]
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#419 to #418 - thewisedane (02/16/2014) [-]
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#413 to #412 - sinery (02/16/2014) [-]
Yep.
#392 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause
#393 to #392 - thewisedane (02/10/2014) [-]
No, but you can have your potrait.
#394 to #393 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
oh right, you were doing the portraits right?

can i plox have a portrait
PLOX
#395 to #394 - thewisedane (02/10/2014) [-]
Here you go.
#396 to #395 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
not what i expected but good....

hmmmm what kind of story are you putting on me for when you post this
#397 to #396 - thewisedane (02/10/2014) [-]
Haven't got a clue.
#398 to #397 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
possibly something to do with me being an okay guy just very outspoken on my views and i refuse to bow to political correctness
#399 to #398 - thewisedane (02/10/2014) [-]
I'm gonna write something, but I won't say exactly what you want. It's about how I see it, not how you see yourself.
#400 to #399 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
well im sure you'll write something good

#401 to #400 - thewisedane (02/10/2014) [-]
Yeah... Sure.
#402 to #401 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
you'll say something not too bad or ill cut you
#403 to #402 - thewisedane (02/10/2014) [-]
I did give you knife-hands, right?

****.