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#22 - The loudest fart is the one that stains your pants. 10 hours ago on Islam means peace 0
#254 - Ten years strapped to a hospital bed in a nursing home crappin… 10 hours ago on The Happiest And Saddest 0
#202 - Right, but realistically speaking, shes only going to get what…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2014 on The Happiest And Saddest 0
User avatar #205 - flemsdfer (04/18/2014) [-]
Then compare that ten years, and really think about it. Ten whole years. That's half of my entire time on this planet. Compare that to putting it into some other person who that heart isn't a match for, have them reject it, and they die and the heart goes to waste.
User avatar #254 - thewhitezombie (10 hours ago) [-]
Ten years strapped to a hospital bed in a nursing home crapping through a tube.
#75 - I am currently working three jobs, here is how I got each one:… 04/17/2014 on read description +4
#67 - It's pretty ******* easy to get a minimum wage jo…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2014 on read description +2
#68 - xcoreyx (04/17/2014) [-]
Or if you're hard at work sending in multiple applications every week and never hear back from any of them. Seriously, it's not easy.
User avatar #75 - thewhitezombie (04/17/2014) [-]
I am currently working three jobs, here is how I got each one:
1. Manual labor & "security" for a charity, one day a week, 15 hours. I spent a month looking for a job, couldn't find one but got tired of sitting on my ass. Started volunteering at two charities nearby. A paid employee at one charity took a week off, they asked me to cover his shift -for free- I did it. A month later he quits and I've already been trained. They offer me the job.
2. Working grocery retail, 35 hours/week, evenings: 15 hours per week isn't enough, so I keep sending out my applications to every fast food restaurant and grocery store. I follow up each online or dropped off application with a visit. "Can I speak to your manager?" - "Hey, I just dropped off my application and I was wondering if you had any open positions?" Bam, I got a job. - Your chances are significantly improved if you make an appearance. No one is going to hire a piece of fucking paper, they want to hire a person.
3. Construction, early AM, 30 hours/week: A local construction boss comes into the charity I was now working at fairly regularly, I talk with him every time, use my "Hey is a customer, lets be nice" attitude. He sees me working my ass off all the time, out of nowhere says "Hey, this place can't be paying you enough, how about you come work for me sometime!" Bam, im digging ditches, hauling shit, building walls, getting paid $18/hr.

My point? Noone is going to hire a piece of paper, noone is going to hire someone who calls "sending in applications" being hard at work. Get your ass in the store, and make them get to know you as a person. If you don't have a job, go work for free and show people that you can get shit done and don't wait for it to land in your lap.
User avatar #74 - pickingAnameSUCKS (04/17/2014) [-]
"Hard at work sending in multiple applications a week"
Yeah, it's tough filling out job applications. I think I may have found your problem.
#106 - Comment deleted 04/17/2014 on Tie till 0
#44 - And a tight ass. Can't forget that! 04/16/2014 on I like transformers +1
#39 - Weight means nothing. It's body type that matters. As long as …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on I like transformers +1
#40 - sweetkixx (04/16/2014) [-]
I know weight really doesn't matter. Just kinda throwing that in there for reference. Didn't want people jumping on me saying "omfg she's just a fat dumb bitch looking for attention."
It looks like most guys like the athletic build over the skinny stick figures.
User avatar #44 - thewhitezombie (04/16/2014) [-]
And a tight ass. Can't forget that!
#377 - Spanish ancestry 04/15/2014 on Melanin yo, melanin 0
#48 - MFW the girl who accepted my invitation to prom three weeks be…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on Bryan Cranston people! +2
#50 - xcoreyx (04/13/2014) [-]
Man that's even worse

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#599 - theflamingfire ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
Your comments are great, to me your the hero fj deserves take my rare gif as thanks  screen caps of people getting justice plus giving out steam games
Your comments are great, to me your the hero fj deserves take my rare gif as thanks screen caps of people getting justice plus giving out steam games
User avatar #600 to #599 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
I just enjoy sharing things I enjoy. Pretty much all there is to it.

This reminds me that it's been a little while though, so here's your choice:
Action, Strategy, or Horror?
User avatar #601 to #600 - theflamingfire ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #602 to #601 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
Do you have bioshock infinite?
User avatar #603 to #602 - theflamingfire ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
No I never even played bioshock 1
User avatar #604 to #603 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
There is absolutely no plot continuity, they literally happen in different universes. You won't miss a thing (aside from Bioshock 1 & 2 being awesome games)

Steam ID?
User avatar #605 to #604 - theflamingfire ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #606 to #605 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
{[TFS]} Vintage fire259?
User avatar #607 to #606 - theflamingfire ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
#590 - BroadSword (11/09/2013) [-]
Welcome back
User avatar #591 to #590 - thewhitezombie (11/09/2013) [-]
Thank you!

do you want a copy of shogun total war? (on steam)
User avatar #592 to #591 - BroadSword (12/22/2013) [-]
Ive already got it, but if you have a spare copy ill take it as my friend wants it
User avatar #593 to #592 - thewhitezombie (12/22/2013) [-]
whats your steam id?
User avatar #594 to #593 - BroadSword (12/22/2013) [-]
How do I check?
User avatar #595 to #594 - thewhitezombie (12/22/2013) [-]
what name do you use to log-in and/or what is your current name in-game?
User avatar #589 - thebannedzombie (05/24/2013) [-]
Looks like this one is actually going to last awhile....
#580 - postie (04/11/2013) [-]
Banned again, how long for this time?
User avatar #581 to #580 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
It's been a few months now... Really no idea what it was for though.

How've you been?
User avatar #582 to #581 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Pretty good, and yourself?
User avatar #583 to #582 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
Awesome. Working full time finally. Life is good. :D
User avatar #585 to #583 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Good job, or something that you like doing?
User avatar #586 to #585 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
Something I like doing. I like moving around and working with my hands rather than desk work. The days go by quickly and I get paid. The pay isn't great, but better than doing something I hate 40 hours a week and there are plenty of opportunities for significant promotions so that will sort itself out eventually anyways.
User avatar #587 to #586 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Must be hard sitting behind a desk for hours every day. Sounds like you've gotten yourself a decent job though.
User avatar #588 to #587 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
"rather than desk work"

I meant that my job is moving around and working instead of sitting at a desk which is why I like it. I didn't word that very well though...

It also doesn't hurt that the people there are fun to work with :P
User avatar #584 to #583 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
#578 - rawpedobearraw (12/20/2012) [-]
why aren't no my friends list !
#576 - guidoforlife (12/12/2012) [-]
Dude. you are beyond awesome. How can I repay you??
User avatar #565 - siridontcare (10/24/2012) [-]
you seem like a guy who has a lot of porn....
User avatar #560 - thevoid (10/17/2012) [-]
Sorry, the content is gone now so I can't see, what was your response?
User avatar #558 - KayRed ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
I just posted that to **** with people man, dont' worry.
#555 - thechosentroll (08/19/2012) [-]
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Greetings, oh master of Warhammer pics! Would you happen to have any good exterminatus pics? Google isn't being very helpful.
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#497 - thechosentroll (07/05/2012) [-]
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I don't mean to bother you, but I need some help. Do you happen to have an epic pic of a space marine fighting, vastly outnumbered? I need it for something, but google and deviantart are proving to be ******* useless. I doubt it'll be too hard to find one.
User avatar #495 - thechosentroll (06/23/2012) [-]
Ah, good. You're still alive and online. You may not remember me, but that's irrelevant. Get your ass over here. We need some more butthurt bronies to even thing out a bit.

#492 - BroadSword (06/16/2012) [-]
Played any minecraft recently? :D
Played any minecraft recently? :D
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#463 - zameckis (05/18/2012) [-]
it's been awhile
#448 - zameckis (05/17/2012) [-]
MFW i see anti brony channel
User avatar #442 - zionn (04/11/2012) [-]
i'm sure the one who banned you is drl and his brainwashed horde
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