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#66 - I forgot to favorite them, but someone was posting full Deadpo… 08/23/2014 on I wonder what movie it was +1
#100 - Fallout 3  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on OH, THE PAIN! 0
User avatar #137 - connorjacks (08/24/2014) [-]
Fallout 3 was before skyrim.
#392 - I am totally on board with calling the fbi on pedos. This just… 08/22/2014 on Zoe Quinn Raid 0
#233 - if 4 chan is deleting these threads (when they allow practical…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Zoe Quinn Raid +3
User avatar #391 - gharshi (08/22/2014) [-]
4chan isn't as anonymous and free as everyone think it is. there has been several leaks of official letters and conversations between moot and the fbi, where he shared personal info about posters on 4chan with archives of all posts from their IP's
#318 - cockineveryorifice (08/22/2014) [-]
Moot became a faggot and hired SJW mods.
User avatar #286 - RipperMan (08/22/2014) [-]
4chans mods got replaced during the tumblr war
User avatar #392 - thewhitezombie (08/22/2014) [-]
I am totally on board with calling the fbi on pedos. This just seems like such a strange thing to censor.
User avatar #264 - dyalibya (08/22/2014) [-]
I have no idea ma
#170 - I've only ever watched one review of his, and it was for Space…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Biscuit about to drop the... 0
User avatar #260 - cocopopsonfire (08/21/2014) [-]
he's one of my favourite youtubers and critics, he taught me to power of glorious 60fps and the scum that is pre-order exclusives
#131 - In most states, bestiality isn't illegal. That doesn't mean yo…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/19/2014 on And I thought I had a bad day -2
#134 - asasinmonkey (08/19/2014) [-]
Yes but thats not really an accurate comparison and we both know it. I mean cops dont just get to fuck your shit up cause you were being a dick about enforcing your rights,
#146 - iscrewbabies (08/19/2014) [-]
Roll down your window enough, politely decline showing your ID when asked, keep your hands on the steering wheel and notify the cops of any moves you make, be respectful unless the cop is showing a lot of unnecessary disrespect towards you( then you're fucked anyways ), and always take out your phone or camera or whatever, and record the whole thing. Of course notify the cop that you are going to record video and audio. Set the camera on the dashboard, or if you have a passenger, then give it to him/her.
That's how you deal with cops. Of course the ID thing is valid only if the cop does not have any factual evidence that proves you have done something illegal, because if you have done something illegal you are, by law, forced to show your ID if asked.
I'm not from the US, but I've done a fuckton of research on this stuff because I am a single 20 year old guy that has no job, no life, or anything else. I just masturbate and acquire useless information that I will never use. Mostly at the same time also.
#151 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
Mostly accurate. Some states DO have a stop and identify law though, where they can demand id regardless of a suspected crime.
#152 - iscrewbabies (08/19/2014) [-]
Did not know that, so thanks for telling me.
I'll do some searching about that now, and see what those states are so I'd know.
#90 - I'd bet my left nut that they stopped her, and when they asked…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/19/2014 on And I thought I had a bad day -7
#119 - asasinmonkey (08/19/2014) [-]
Its your right to do that though. Also you only have to roll your window down part of the way. Which if i recall correctly she did.
User avatar #131 - thewhitezombie (08/19/2014) [-]
In most states, bestiality isn't illegal. That doesn't mean you should fuck your horse just because you can.
#134 - asasinmonkey (08/19/2014) [-]
Yes but thats not really an accurate comparison and we both know it. I mean cops dont just get to fuck your shit up cause you were being a dick about enforcing your rights,
#146 - iscrewbabies (08/19/2014) [-]
Roll down your window enough, politely decline showing your ID when asked, keep your hands on the steering wheel and notify the cops of any moves you make, be respectful unless the cop is showing a lot of unnecessary disrespect towards you( then you're fucked anyways ), and always take out your phone or camera or whatever, and record the whole thing. Of course notify the cop that you are going to record video and audio. Set the camera on the dashboard, or if you have a passenger, then give it to him/her.
That's how you deal with cops. Of course the ID thing is valid only if the cop does not have any factual evidence that proves you have done something illegal, because if you have done something illegal you are, by law, forced to show your ID if asked.
I'm not from the US, but I've done a fuckton of research on this stuff because I am a single 20 year old guy that has no job, no life, or anything else. I just masturbate and acquire useless information that I will never use. Mostly at the same time also.
#151 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
Mostly accurate. Some states DO have a stop and identify law though, where they can demand id regardless of a suspected crime.
#152 - iscrewbabies (08/19/2014) [-]
Did not know that, so thanks for telling me.
I'll do some searching about that now, and see what those states are so I'd know.
User avatar #101 - hashtronaut (08/19/2014) [-]
i bet your other one nobody reads that shit to the end
#78 - When the **** did megan fox turn black? 08/19/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +1
#25 - If sasuke was there he would have fondled his balls and then l…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on Bad luck Bart +117
#27 - whywouldyoueven (08/17/2014) [-]
my fukken sides
#105 - Not really. To get a proper 6pack you have to neglect all of t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on Ready For Abs? 0
User avatar #130 - weightedtemp (08/18/2014) [-]
no you dooooon't

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#610 - alekksandar (06/23/2014) [-]
**alekksandar rolled comment #138 ** :
Just sayin' it wouldn't stop when he stops peeing, it would just keep leaking.


what I say before ******* you in the cunt
User avatar #611 to #610 - thewhitezombie (06/24/2014) [-]
Or you could just shut the **** up and then **** yourself. That's all the action you are likely to get.
User avatar #609 - blackholee ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
#599 - theflamingfire (03/21/2014) [-]
Your comments are great, to me your the hero fj deserves take my rare gif as thanks  screen caps of people getting justice plus giving out steam games
Your comments are great, to me your the hero fj deserves take my rare gif as thanks screen caps of people getting justice plus giving out steam games
User avatar #600 to #599 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
I just enjoy sharing things I enjoy. Pretty much all there is to it.

This reminds me that it's been a little while though, so here's your choice:
Action, Strategy, or Horror?
User avatar #602 to #601 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
Do you have bioshock infinite?
User avatar #603 to #602 - theflamingfire (03/22/2014) [-]
No I never even played bioshock 1
User avatar #604 to #603 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
There is absolutely no plot continuity, they literally happen in different universes. You won't miss a thing (aside from Bioshock 1 & 2 being awesome games)

Steam ID?
User avatar #605 to #604 - theflamingfire (03/22/2014) [-]
STEAM_0:0:43665097
User avatar #606 to #605 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
{[TFS]} Vintage fire259?
#590 - BroadSword (11/09/2013) [-]
Welcome back
User avatar #591 to #590 - thewhitezombie (11/09/2013) [-]
Thank you!

do you want a copy of shogun total war? (on steam)
User avatar #592 to #591 - BroadSword (12/22/2013) [-]
Ive already got it, but if you have a spare copy ill take it as my friend wants it
User avatar #593 to #592 - thewhitezombie (12/22/2013) [-]
whats your steam id?
User avatar #594 to #593 - BroadSword (12/22/2013) [-]
How do I check?
User avatar #595 to #594 - thewhitezombie (12/22/2013) [-]
what name do you use to log-in and/or what is your current name in-game?
User avatar #589 - thebannedzombie (05/24/2013) [-]
Looks like this one is actually going to last awhile....
#580 - postie (04/11/2013) [-]
Banned again, how long for this time?
User avatar #581 to #580 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
It's been a few months now... Really no idea what it was for though.

How've you been?
User avatar #582 to #581 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Pretty good, and yourself?
User avatar #583 to #582 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
Awesome. Working full time finally. Life is good. :D
User avatar #585 to #583 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Good job, or something that you like doing?
User avatar #586 to #585 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
Something I like doing. I like moving around and working with my hands rather than desk work. The days go by quickly and I get paid. The pay isn't great, but better than doing something I hate 40 hours a week and there are plenty of opportunities for significant promotions so that will sort itself out eventually anyways.
User avatar #587 to #586 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Must be hard sitting behind a desk for hours every day. Sounds like you've gotten yourself a decent job though.
User avatar #588 to #587 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
"rather than desk work"

I meant that my job is moving around and working instead of sitting at a desk which is why I like it. I didn't word that very well though...

It also doesn't hurt that the people there are fun to work with :P
User avatar #584 to #583 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Nice.
#578 - rawpedobearraw (12/20/2012) [-]
why aren't no my friends list !
#576 - guidoforlife (12/12/2012) [-]
Dude. you are beyond awesome. How can I repay you??
User avatar #565 - siridontcare (10/24/2012) [-]
you seem like a guy who has a lot of porn....
User avatar #560 - thevoid (10/17/2012) [-]
Sorry, the content is gone now so I can't see, what was your response?
User avatar #558 - KayRed (09/25/2012) [-]
I just posted that to **** with people man, dont' worry.
#555 - thechosentroll (08/19/2012) [-]
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Greetings, oh master of Warhammer pics! Would you happen to have any good exterminatus pics? Google isn't being very helpful.
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#497 - thechosentroll (07/05/2012) [-]
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I don't mean to bother you, but I need some help. Do you happen to have an epic pic of a space marine fighting, vastly outnumbered? I need it for something, but google and deviantart are proving to be ******* useless. I doubt it'll be too hard to find one.
User avatar #495 - thechosentroll (06/23/2012) [-]
Ah, good. You're still alive and online. You may not remember me, but that's irrelevant. Get your ass over here. We need some more butthurt bronies to even thing out a bit.

funnyjunk.com/text/3826889/Dear+Bronies/
#492 - BroadSword (06/16/2012) [-]
Played any minecraft recently? :D
Played any minecraft recently? :D
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#463 - zameckis (05/18/2012) [-]
it's been awhile
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