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#96 - "Reanimation, however, takes place only in humans." …  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Zombie apocalypse Heaven 0
User avatar #97 - brokentrucker (5 hours ago) [-]
That's exactly what I fucking said in my first fucking post. TOO. IMMEDIATELY. LETHAL.

The virus kills them. Ded. pepsi. nolongeralive.
#88 - I call ******** . Generally the only part that is …  [+] (3 new replies) 12 hours ago on Zombie apocalypse Heaven 0
User avatar #92 - brokentrucker (11 hours ago) [-]
Jesus Christ....

Read Max Brooks.
User avatar #96 - thewhitezombie (8 hours ago) [-]
"Reanimation, however, takes place only in humans." -ZSG

The zombie survival guide states that animals cannot be reanimated via the virus. Thus no zombie fish. Your own author that you sourced just told you to go fuck yourself. No airborne infection of birds, no carrier rats, just dead shit.
User avatar #97 - brokentrucker (5 hours ago) [-]
That's exactly what I fucking said in my first fucking post. TOO. IMMEDIATELY. LETHAL.

The virus kills them. Ded. pepsi. nolongeralive.
#236 - also, I was talking about celebrities in general, not just the… 02/28/2015 on Weak Catfish 0
#234 - That's like asking why anyone in the military would play call … 02/28/2015 on Weak Catfish 0
#199 - I feel bad for celebrities that use tinder. Everyone is going …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Weak Catfish +1
User avatar #220 - ScottP (02/28/2015) [-]
Why would a pornstar use a one-night stand app to hook up? Their job is literally a filmed one-night stand
User avatar #236 - thewhitezombie (02/28/2015) [-]
also, I was talking about celebrities in general, not just the woman in the post
User avatar #234 - thewhitezombie (02/28/2015) [-]
That's like asking why anyone in the military would play call of duty. Being told when/where/how to have sex, having to fake orgasms on command, and not being able to properly enjoy yourself isn't exactly a rewarding experience.
#225 - Sevenseas (02/28/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised.

Porn stars are people too.
#45 - ... Is it bad that I thought that said NBA training?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Busy schedule +2
User avatar #49 - thisxshitxisxhard (02/27/2015) [-]
had to look up and check that it didnt an i racist a little bit but not to the point of hating someone solely on the color of thier skin
#22 - I really hated how little her character was utilized.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2015 on It could save your life +1
User avatar #30 - chrolt (02/11/2015) [-]
Could not agree more, she was the one interesting character. The only one with any kind of development either way.
#14 - block based construction. I would say Minecraft+Crush the Cast… 02/11/2015 on Besiege Comp 0
#11 - I keep thinking it might be interesting, and then I remember t… 02/10/2015 on Large wallpaper dump pt.1 0
#72 - youtube source? 02/10/2015 on besiege is best game of 2015 0

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#610 - alekksandar (06/23/2014) [-]
**alekksandar rolled comment #138 ** :
Just sayin' it wouldn't stop when he stops peeing, it would just keep leaking.


what I say before ******* you in the cunt
User avatar #611 to #610 - thewhitezombie (06/24/2014) [-]
Or you could just shut the **** up and then **** yourself. That's all the action you are likely to get.
User avatar #609 - blackholee ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #608 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
#599 - theflamingfire (03/21/2014) [-]
Your comments are great, to me your the hero fj deserves take my rare gif as thanks  screen caps of people getting justice plus giving out steam games
Your comments are great, to me your the hero fj deserves take my rare gif as thanks screen caps of people getting justice plus giving out steam games
User avatar #600 to #599 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
I just enjoy sharing things I enjoy. Pretty much all there is to it.

This reminds me that it's been a little while though, so here's your choice:
Action, Strategy, or Horror?
User avatar #602 to #601 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
Do you have bioshock infinite?
User avatar #603 to #602 - theflamingfire (03/22/2014) [-]
No I never even played bioshock 1
User avatar #604 to #603 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
There is absolutely no plot continuity, they literally happen in different universes. You won't miss a thing (aside from Bioshock 1 & 2 being awesome games)

Steam ID?
User avatar #605 to #604 - theflamingfire (03/22/2014) [-]
STEAM_0:0:43665097
User avatar #606 to #605 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
{[TFS]} Vintage fire259?
#590 - BroadSword ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
Welcome back
User avatar #591 to #590 - thewhitezombie (11/09/2013) [-]
Thank you!

do you want a copy of shogun total war? (on steam)
User avatar #592 to #591 - BroadSword ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
Ive already got it, but if you have a spare copy ill take it as my friend wants it
User avatar #593 to #592 - thewhitezombie (12/22/2013) [-]
whats your steam id?
User avatar #594 to #593 - BroadSword ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
How do I check?
User avatar #595 to #594 - thewhitezombie (12/22/2013) [-]
what name do you use to log-in and/or what is your current name in-game?
User avatar #589 - thebannedzombie (05/24/2013) [-]
Looks like this one is actually going to last awhile....
#580 - postie (04/11/2013) [-]
Banned again, how long for this time?
User avatar #581 to #580 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
It's been a few months now... Really no idea what it was for though.

How've you been?
User avatar #582 to #581 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Pretty good, and yourself?
User avatar #583 to #582 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
Awesome. Working full time finally. Life is good. :D
User avatar #585 to #583 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Good job, or something that you like doing?
User avatar #586 to #585 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
Something I like doing. I like moving around and working with my hands rather than desk work. The days go by quickly and I get paid. The pay isn't great, but better than doing something I hate 40 hours a week and there are plenty of opportunities for significant promotions so that will sort itself out eventually anyways.
User avatar #587 to #586 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Must be hard sitting behind a desk for hours every day. Sounds like you've gotten yourself a decent job though.
User avatar #588 to #587 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
"rather than desk work"

I meant that my job is moving around and working instead of sitting at a desk which is why I like it. I didn't word that very well though...

It also doesn't hurt that the people there are fun to work with :P
User avatar #584 to #583 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Nice.
#578 - rawpedobearraw (12/20/2012) [-]
why aren't no my friends list !
#576 - guidoforlife (12/12/2012) [-]
Dude. you are beyond awesome. How can I repay you??
User avatar #565 - siridontcare (10/24/2012) [-]
you seem like a guy who has a lot of porn....
User avatar #560 - thevoid (10/17/2012) [-]
Sorry, the content is gone now so I can't see, what was your response?
User avatar #558 - KayRed (09/25/2012) [-]
I just posted that to **** with people man, dont' worry.
#555 - thechosentroll (08/19/2012) [-]
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Greetings, oh master of Warhammer pics! Would you happen to have any good exterminatus pics? Google isn't being very helpful.
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#497 - thechosentroll (07/05/2012) [-]
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I don't mean to bother you, but I need some help. Do you happen to have an epic pic of a space marine fighting, vastly outnumbered? I need it for something, but google and deviantart are proving to be ******* useless. I doubt it'll be too hard to find one.
User avatar #495 - thechosentroll (06/23/2012) [-]
Ah, good. You're still alive and online. You may not remember me, but that's irrelevant. Get your ass over here. We need some more butthurt bronies to even thing out a bit.

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#492 - BroadSword ONLINE (06/16/2012) [-]
Played any minecraft recently? :D
Played any minecraft recently? :D
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#463 - zameckis (05/18/2012) [-]
it's been awhile
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