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#31 - Fun fact: his ashes were to be sent into space on the then exp…  [+] (1 reply) 10/16/2016 on Scotty 0
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#35 - xfishy (10/16/2016) [-]
I want my ashes scattered in the ocean via expensive rocket explosion
#60 - There's a metric **** ton of books out there. Most all of them…  [+] (1 reply) 10/01/2016 on Up for it, fuckboy? +2
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#157 - deroderpderp (10/01/2016) [-]
Especially Matt Ward's books!
#39 - I live near there, but I haven't heard anything. What's up?  [+] (2 replies) 10/01/2016 on Advanced Shitposting 0
#53 - anon (10/01/2016) [-]
Ugandan refugee got killed for pulling an e-cig out of his pocket and pointing it at police. Some of his friends/relatives said he was mentally unstable
#30 - Regardless of the stupidity, this raises questions for me with…  [+] (8 replies) 09/24/2016 on Weighs 300 plus pounds by... +2
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#38 - thechosentroll (09/24/2016) [-]
Also, if you put it in humans, we'd have to run around naked for the sun to actually shine on enough skin for the cells to do anything.
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#37 - thechosentroll (09/24/2016) [-]
It wouldn't be as simple as that. You don't just need chlorophyll, you'd need several brand new types of specialized cells that deal with producing energy out of sunlight. It wouldn't be as simple as adding a single gene.
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#34 - mypenisismoist (09/24/2016) [-]
Why not just put it into humans, so we don't have to eat as much. If it's possible.
#36 - anon (09/24/2016) [-]
Because humans already give each other enough shit for being white, black, yellow, brown, and everything in-between. We don't need to make shit worse by adding GREEN to the mix.
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#35 - thewhitezombie (09/24/2016) [-]
because at this point, most humans enjoy eating and it would do nothing to stop the sensation of hunger. We would just end up with an even bigger obesity problem. Plus, if it goes wrong you have a few dead cows rather than dead people.
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#31 - mancobbler (09/24/2016) [-]
Maybe? I'm not sure though
#33 - okeado (09/24/2016) [-]
I'm a Horticulture/Microbiology major, hopefully just got A/B on the test I took today ON PLANT ENERGY.

Photosynthesis and all its side processes, like Calvin cycle, are actually really good at making energy, but the sun itself is inconsistent for energy alone. It's too hot, too many wave lengths that you can't use, sun gets clouded over and ya die, and then UV gives you cancer and you die.

You still use sunlight to make vitamin D and stuff, but 'stealing' from peeps who make easy sun energy is way better for you, and easier, hence the rise of the consumer.

tl;dr Adding back in chloroplasts, even though chlorophyll and hemoglobin only differ by like 1 element, would probably lower your efficiency, unless you live indoors with minimal movement 24/7 (browsing FJ all day )

Sorry, I'm new to this site, so I re-edited for mistakes and stuff.
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#36 - Don't all note phones have a removable back?  [+] (1 reply) 09/18/2016 on fixed +2
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#37 - cupcakescankill (09/18/2016) [-]
Well maybe the notes do.