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#48 - cant rape the willing.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Are you ready? 0
User avatar #49 - lech (07/30/2014) [-]
That's it? I guess I looked too much into it and just confused myself.
#65 - I haven't seen one yet with playable sound? There's a mute but…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2014 on FJ's reaction to .webm 0
#87 - critality (23 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #66 - wrinklynewt (07/30/2014) [-]
not sure what determines if it has sound or not
#71 - yusay (07/30/2014) [-]
If it was saved on 4chan it won't have sound.
#17 - Except that cassowaries have never won a war.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Camels +12
User avatar #30 - chenn (07/29/2014) [-]
That's because no human would ever dare go to war against these badasses, obviously.
#69 - To be perfectly clear, i do not consider his mindless bimbo to… 07/29/2014 on Ice Cold 0
#68 - Right, so if you are more vague than a politician running for …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Ice Cold 0
User avatar #72 - feelythefeel (07/29/2014) [-]
www.google.ca/search?q=charismatic+definition&rlz=1C1CHMO_en-GBCA575CA575&oq=charismatic+definition&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.5535j0j7&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8

Pretty sure by this definition Light is one charismatic motherfucker. I mean, he killed a bunch of people and then became a convincing member of his own investigation for Christ's sake. You don't do that unless you really have a way with manipulating people.
#66 - Oh, I don't watch those "highschool boy gets a mecha and …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Ice Cold +1
#71 - sirofminorclass (07/29/2014) [-]
It's difficult, on the one hand he saved lives with little to no danger to the mission, hell the first time he did it he got a sweet new mech out of the deal.
He is the hero of a story, he kinda has to be heroic.

The captain is probably cool with it because of some regret he has in the past that will most likely involve the main guys dead sister.
What I don't get is why the opening showed captain clearly unhappy with main, when in the episode he was all "I think individuality in a squad could be good" wich is pretty bullshit if you ask me.
#64 - Tryhard noob gets a super Mecha, and the only reason he doesn'…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Ice Cold 0
#65 - sirofminorclass (07/29/2014) [-]
I'm more so thinking the intrigues, the real reason for the war, the "upcoming" company that none have heard about yet made the most advanced mech to date, and whatever that creepy company guy is planning.

I just have this feeling they're setting up for some great things.

At the very least they broke the mold by having the tryhard be a trained soldier, unlike nearly every teenage mecha protagonist ever.
User avatar #66 - thewhitezombie (07/29/2014) [-]
Oh, I don't watch those "highschool boy gets a mecha and suddenly 30 girls want his dick~!" shows. I avoid them like the plague in fact. I was just extremely disappointed by his white-knighting and how he disobeys orders every fucking time and everyone is just cool with it. Oh, you just did EXACTLY what your commanding officer told you not to do? Oh well, lets just act like it never happened.

And then everyone is so shocked when he does it again.
#71 - sirofminorclass (07/29/2014) [-]
It's difficult, on the one hand he saved lives with little to no danger to the mission, hell the first time he did it he got a sweet new mech out of the deal.
He is the hero of a story, he kinda has to be heroic.

The captain is probably cool with it because of some regret he has in the past that will most likely involve the main guys dead sister.
What I don't get is why the opening showed captain clearly unhappy with main, when in the episode he was all "I think individuality in a squad could be good" wich is pretty bullshit if you ask me.
#63 - Death note is shit and not in any way similar to Code Geass.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Ice Cold 0
User avatar #67 - feelythefeel (07/29/2014) [-]
[Insert character here] has a run in with [Insert supernatural character here] who decides to follow [Original character here] while also granting him a supernatural power that he decides to use along with his innate intellect and charisma to lead a movement to change the world.

Which one am I talking about here?
User avatar #69 - thewhitezombie (07/29/2014) [-]
To be perfectly clear, i do not consider his mindless bimbo to be a major character.
User avatar #68 - thewhitezombie (07/29/2014) [-]
Right, so if you are more vague than a politician running for office you can start to blur them together, however Light is not charismatic. He only has direct contact with two other major characters and is unable to sway either one. Everyone else is manipulated remotely.
User avatar #72 - feelythefeel (07/29/2014) [-]
www.google.ca/search?q=charismatic+definition&rlz=1C1CHMO_en-GBCA575CA575&oq=charismatic+definition&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.5535j0j7&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8

Pretty sure by this definition Light is one charismatic motherfucker. I mean, he killed a bunch of people and then became a convincing member of his own investigation for Christ's sake. You don't do that unless you really have a way with manipulating people.
#41 - It almost makes you wonder, was Hitler really that bad?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Guy making fun of Tumblr SJWs 0
User avatar #42 - littleliz (07/29/2014) [-]
on a note entirely off topic i dont think he was all bad. but in this case we need a tumblr holocaust.
#78 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
Either we treat the cancer or it takes over society and destroys everything.

Just like real cancer.
#86 - world record deadlift for women ~500 lbs world record dead… 07/28/2014 on This wasn't on the news +1

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#610 - alekksandar (06/23/2014) [-]
**alekksandar rolled comment #138 ** :
Just sayin' it wouldn't stop when he stops peeing, it would just keep leaking.


what I say before fucking you in the cunt
User avatar #611 to #610 - thewhitezombie (06/24/2014) [-]
Or you could just shut the fuck up and then fuck yourself. That's all the action you are likely to get.
User avatar #609 - blackholee (06/23/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #608 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
fuck you
#599 - theflamingfire (03/21/2014) [-]
Your comments are great, to me your the hero fj deserves take my rare gif as thanks  screen caps of people getting justice plus giving out steam games
Your comments are great, to me your the hero fj deserves take my rare gif as thanks screen caps of people getting justice plus giving out steam games
User avatar #600 to #599 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
I just enjoy sharing things I enjoy. Pretty much all there is to it.

This reminds me that it's been a little while though, so here's your choice:
Action, Strategy, or Horror?
User avatar #602 to #601 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
Do you have bioshock infinite?
User avatar #603 to #602 - theflamingfire (03/22/2014) [-]
No I never even played bioshock 1
User avatar #604 to #603 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
There is absolutely no plot continuity, they literally happen in different universes. You won't miss a thing (aside from Bioshock 1 & 2 being awesome games)

Steam ID?
User avatar #605 to #604 - theflamingfire (03/22/2014) [-]
STEAM_0:0:43665097
User avatar #606 to #605 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
{[TFS]} Vintage fire259?
#590 - BroadSword (11/09/2013) [-]
Welcome back
User avatar #591 to #590 - thewhitezombie (11/09/2013) [-]
Thank you!

do you want a copy of shogun total war? (on steam)
User avatar #592 to #591 - BroadSword (12/22/2013) [-]
Ive already got it, but if you have a spare copy ill take it as my friend wants it
User avatar #593 to #592 - thewhitezombie (12/22/2013) [-]
whats your steam id?
User avatar #594 to #593 - BroadSword (12/22/2013) [-]
How do I check?
User avatar #595 to #594 - thewhitezombie (12/22/2013) [-]
what name do you use to log-in and/or what is your current name in-game?
User avatar #589 - thebannedzombie (05/24/2013) [-]
Looks like this one is actually going to last awhile....
#580 - postie (04/11/2013) [-]
Banned again, how long for this time?
User avatar #581 to #580 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
It's been a few months now... Really no idea what it was for though.

How've you been?
User avatar #582 to #581 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Pretty good, and yourself?
User avatar #583 to #582 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
Awesome. Working full time finally. Life is good. :D
User avatar #585 to #583 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Good job, or something that you like doing?
User avatar #586 to #585 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
Something I like doing. I like moving around and working with my hands rather than desk work. The days go by quickly and I get paid. The pay isn't great, but better than doing something I hate 40 hours a week and there are plenty of opportunities for significant promotions so that will sort itself out eventually anyways.
User avatar #587 to #586 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Must be hard sitting behind a desk for hours every day. Sounds like you've gotten yourself a decent job though.
User avatar #588 to #587 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
"rather than desk work"

I meant that my job is moving around and working instead of sitting at a desk which is why I like it. I didn't word that very well though...

It also doesn't hurt that the people there are fun to work with :P
User avatar #584 to #583 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Nice.
#578 - rawpedobearraw (12/20/2012) [-]
why aren't no my friends list !
#576 - guidoforlife (12/12/2012) [-]
Dude. you are beyond awesome. How can I repay you??
User avatar #565 - siridontcare (10/24/2012) [-]
you seem like a guy who has a lot of porn....
User avatar #560 - thevoid (10/17/2012) [-]
Sorry, the content is gone now so I can't see, what was your response?
User avatar #558 - KayRed (09/25/2012) [-]
I just posted that to fuck with people man, dont' worry.
#555 - thechosentroll (08/19/2012) [-]
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Greetings, oh master of Warhammer pics! Would you happen to have any good exterminatus pics? Google isn't being very helpful.
User avatar #548 - tagline (07/21/2012) [-]
niggers
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#497 - thechosentroll (07/05/2012) [-]
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I don't mean to bother you, but I need some help. Do you happen to have an epic pic of a space marine fighting, vastly outnumbered? I need it for something, but google and deviantart are proving to be fucking useless. I doubt it'll be too hard to find one.
User avatar #495 - thechosentroll (06/23/2012) [-]
Ah, good. You're still alive and online. You may not remember me, but that's irrelevant. Get your ass over here. We need some more butthurt bronies to even thing out a bit.

funnyjunk.com/text/3826889/Dear+Bronies/
#492 - BroadSword (06/16/2012) [-]
Played any minecraft recently? :D
Played any minecraft recently? :D
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#463 - zameckis (05/18/2012) [-]
it's been awhile
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