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thewhitezombie

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#7 - That's what happens when you blindly listen to stereotypes.  [+] (2 new replies) 5 hours ago on Germany BTFO by Britbong 0
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#8 - klowserpok (5 hours ago) [-]
I've been to there several times, and always saw lots of fat people
Is it just Florida and NYC full of fat people?
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#12 - skyrimdovah (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah, actually. New Yorkers mostly don't give a fuck,and Floridians are mostly older people who don't take care of their bodies.
#23 - Alternative option: First a portrait of a spider. No backgroun… 08/28/2016 on NFWar's Starts Comissions 0
#22 - They wouldn't have to be battling, more like the standoff befo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2016 on NFWar's Starts Comissions 0
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#25 - nfwar (08/28/2016) [-]
I dont think such comission can be so expensive. It seems like I have time until you will need that drawing done. Will look into it and sketch something so you will decide if I have what it takes.
#20 - I'm looking for a placeholder cover art for a web-novel I'm wo…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2016 on NFWar's Starts Comissions 0
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#21 - nfwar (08/28/2016) [-]
That is quite complicated. I have trouble making 2 humanoid characters interract, but insect battles.. it is not out of my league, but I feel like it will take lots of time to produce and result will be not satisfying
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#23 - thewhitezombie (08/28/2016) [-]
Alternative option: First a portrait of a spider. No background, nothing else in frame. Separate commission. +$5-$10 for the unusual request.

If that goes well, we can move forwards. if it doesn't, I pay for the piece and move on.
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#22 - thewhitezombie (08/28/2016) [-]
They wouldn't have to be battling, more like the standoff before the fight starts. If you are worried about the time, I'm willing to go up to $100 if you can do a decent job.

It will be 2-3 weeks before I have the cash on me, so you have some time to think about it.

Honestly, I'm just impressed with your work!
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#25 - nfwar (08/28/2016) [-]
I dont think such comission can be so expensive. It seems like I have time until you will need that drawing done. Will look into it and sketch something so you will decide if I have what it takes.
#18 - Two questions, can you do animals/insects? And how about a bas…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2016 on NFWar's Starts Comissions 0
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#19 - nfwar (08/28/2016) [-]
Not sure what you mean by basic scenary. I rarely draw animals and even less insects. Doesnt mean I cant, but perhaps I gona need a warmup.
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#20 - thewhitezombie (08/28/2016) [-]
I'm looking for a placeholder cover art for a web-novel I'm working on. It's gotten fairly popular so I'm now embarrassed by the blank cover. Basic scenery would be a dark cave, and an army of maggots, they would be background so minimal detail. It would really just look like chopped pasta. The foreground would be a spider fighting a giant ant.

I know it sounds ridiculous, but if you are willing to try I would be very interested.
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#21 - nfwar (08/28/2016) [-]
That is quite complicated. I have trouble making 2 humanoid characters interract, but insect battles.. it is not out of my league, but I feel like it will take lots of time to produce and result will be not satisfying
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#23 - thewhitezombie (08/28/2016) [-]
Alternative option: First a portrait of a spider. No background, nothing else in frame. Separate commission. +$5-$10 for the unusual request.

If that goes well, we can move forwards. if it doesn't, I pay for the piece and move on.
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#22 - thewhitezombie (08/28/2016) [-]
They wouldn't have to be battling, more like the standoff before the fight starts. If you are worried about the time, I'm willing to go up to $100 if you can do a decent job.

It will be 2-3 weeks before I have the cash on me, so you have some time to think about it.

Honestly, I'm just impressed with your work!
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#25 - nfwar (08/28/2016) [-]
I dont think such comission can be so expensive. It seems like I have time until you will need that drawing done. Will look into it and sketch something so you will decide if I have what it takes.
#75 - You can set the tolerance levels 08/25/2016 on Ups ! 0
#48 - Magic selection tool, click the color you want, delete, done  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2016 on Ups ! 0
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#49 - monkeylord (08/24/2016) [-]
Yeah, but the gray and black are very similar, just using the magic select may end up targeting the black ink where it touches the sketch may cause it all to be selected.
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#75 - thewhitezombie (08/25/2016) [-]
You can set the tolerance levels
#13 - Just imagine if this was a convertible with the top down...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2016 on Dangerous Noodle 0
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#15 - timbittwo (08/22/2016) [-]
I'm just picturing this snake laying right ontop of my sunroof when I open it....
#74 - No, but i had to eat right. Nutrition was a massive headache, …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2016 on Morbidly obese girl never... 0
#75 - klutzyspy (08/19/2016) [-]
(X) Doubt
#31 - No judgment. I sympathize with her struggles. I dealt with it … 08/19/2016 on Morbidly obese girl never... 0