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#164 - Same reason protestants and catholics were at war for a hundred years 06/29/2015 on Kuwait +1
#57 - why do you have a tiny dick?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on Manliest Gay Marriage Award... -1
#58 - jjjkk (06/28/2015) [-]
| was in the POOL, goddamnit.
#139 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on How to get a godly immune... -2
User avatar #140 - grumpythefirst (06/28/2015) [-]
#111 - Because it's an opportunity. If we are too busy dealing with I… 06/22/2015 on Well this happaned +1
#67 - Because I got dumped but I can't bear to break away so now I'm… 06/22/2015 on GF 0
#13 - Most pizza is 500-700 calories a slice. So that's way more than 800...  [+] (16 new replies) 06/20/2015 on What 200 calories look like -10
User avatar #38 - therealfell (06/20/2015) [-]
nobody eats a 3.6 oz slice of pizza lol
#31 - anon (06/20/2015) [-]
That's in a pizza that has only cheese topping. Some of us are not cancerous sperg lords and like to actually enjoy pizza with toppings.
#35 - lech (06/20/2015) [-]
You're doing something wrong if you have 300 calories worth of pizza on your pizza.

I went on to Papa Johns pizza, and this was the highest calorie pizza I could find. In comparison, a plain cheese pizza is below that.
#46 - anon (06/20/2015) [-]
Cardboard has no calories. :^)
User avatar #19 - drpenguinz (06/20/2015) [-]
you tell me most people can just eat 4 slices of pizza a day?
#14 - anon (06/20/2015) [-]
you are one fat cunt if you have pizza is that 600 calories a slice
User avatar #16 - therealfell (06/20/2015) [-]
a slice of costco pizza has 600+ calories
#26 - twilightdusk (06/20/2015) [-]
You should stop getting your pizza from Costco then. Granted based on this, a whole Dominos large plain pizza is 1664 calories, a bit over double that images' claims to be.
#47 - amalone (06/20/2015) [-]
Does this mean that if I limited my diet strictly to one pizza per day, I would probably lose weight? #iwanttobelieve
User avatar #36 - therealfell (06/20/2015) [-]
holy shit lol, 2 large slices
costco does give rather large slices themselves, but that difference is amazing
#40 - twilightdusk (06/20/2015) [-]
this is for 2 out of 8 slices from a 14'' diameter pizza, not sure how big the Costco pizzas you're comparing to are.
#41 - therealfell (06/20/2015) [-]
I looked it up and their pizzas are 18" and I think they get 6 slices out of them, so yeah that would be why lol
User avatar #43 - confusedasian (06/20/2015) [-]
No, Costco pizzas are big enough to get 16 average looking slices.

I eat them like every two weeks. Nice when you're on a budget. Just store the rest and reheat them in a counter top oven whenever you want. All for $8ish.
User avatar #44 - therealfell (06/20/2015) [-]
but the way that they serve them is 6 slices
if you get a single slice, it's 1/6th of a pizza
you could make 100 slices if you wanted. it doesn't mean that's the serving you get from costco.
#42 - twilightdusk (06/20/2015) [-]
So its 1/6 of an 18'' pizza as opposed to 1/4 of a 14'' pizza. Costco's slice is 3'' of pizza at 600 calories = 200 calories per inch. Dominos' is 3.5'' of pizza at 416 calories = 119 calories per inch.
#20 - The Roman Empire is my favorite part of history, and this coll… 06/12/2015 on Best Book Spine +1
#18 - only $2 for the ebook version  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2015 on Best Book Spine +3
#19 - vampired (06/12/2015) [-]
thinking about it
User avatar #20 - thewhitezombie (06/12/2015) [-]
The Roman Empire is my favorite part of history, and this collection is a good read.
#12 - always have a "Because **** you that's why!" … 06/04/2015 on A Magic Ring 0
#34 - Japan thought it would be a good idea to "replace" a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2015 on Truman Did 8/6 0
#36 - anon (05/30/2015) [-]
"exterminate" makes it sound like they were quick or efficient about it, most of them died in some of the worst ways i can imagine.

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#610 - alekksandar (06/23/2014) [-]
**alekksandar rolled comment #138 ** :
Just sayin' it wouldn't stop when he stops peeing, it would just keep leaking.


what I say before ******* you in the cunt
User avatar #611 to #610 - thewhitezombie (06/24/2014) [-]
Or you could just shut the **** up and then **** yourself. That's all the action you are likely to get.
User avatar #609 - blackholee ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #608 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
#599 - theflamingfire (03/21/2014) [-]
Your comments are great, to me your the hero fj deserves take my rare gif as thanks  screen caps of people getting justice plus giving out steam games
Your comments are great, to me your the hero fj deserves take my rare gif as thanks screen caps of people getting justice plus giving out steam games
User avatar #600 to #599 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
I just enjoy sharing things I enjoy. Pretty much all there is to it.

This reminds me that it's been a little while though, so here's your choice:
Action, Strategy, or Horror?
User avatar #602 to #601 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
Do you have bioshock infinite?
User avatar #603 to #602 - theflamingfire (03/22/2014) [-]
No I never even played bioshock 1
User avatar #604 to #603 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
There is absolutely no plot continuity, they literally happen in different universes. You won't miss a thing (aside from Bioshock 1 & 2 being awesome games)

Steam ID?
User avatar #605 to #604 - theflamingfire (03/22/2014) [-]
STEAM_0:0:43665097
User avatar #606 to #605 - thewhitezombie (03/22/2014) [-]
{[TFS]} Vintage fire259?
#590 - BroadSword (11/09/2013) [-]
Welcome back
User avatar #591 to #590 - thewhitezombie (11/09/2013) [-]
Thank you!

do you want a copy of shogun total war? (on steam)
User avatar #592 to #591 - BroadSword (12/22/2013) [-]
Ive already got it, but if you have a spare copy ill take it as my friend wants it
User avatar #593 to #592 - thewhitezombie (12/22/2013) [-]
whats your steam id?
User avatar #594 to #593 - BroadSword (12/22/2013) [-]
How do I check?
User avatar #595 to #594 - thewhitezombie (12/22/2013) [-]
what name do you use to log-in and/or what is your current name in-game?
User avatar #589 - thebannedzombie (05/24/2013) [-]
Looks like this one is actually going to last awhile....
#580 - postie (04/11/2013) [-]
Banned again, how long for this time?
User avatar #581 to #580 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
It's been a few months now... Really no idea what it was for though.

How've you been?
User avatar #582 to #581 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Pretty good, and yourself?
User avatar #583 to #582 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
Awesome. Working full time finally. Life is good. :D
User avatar #585 to #583 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Good job, or something that you like doing?
User avatar #586 to #585 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
Something I like doing. I like moving around and working with my hands rather than desk work. The days go by quickly and I get paid. The pay isn't great, but better than doing something I hate 40 hours a week and there are plenty of opportunities for significant promotions so that will sort itself out eventually anyways.
User avatar #587 to #586 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Must be hard sitting behind a desk for hours every day. Sounds like you've gotten yourself a decent job though.
User avatar #588 to #587 - thebannedzombie (04/23/2013) [-]
"rather than desk work"

I meant that my job is moving around and working instead of sitting at a desk which is why I like it. I didn't word that very well though...

It also doesn't hurt that the people there are fun to work with :P
User avatar #584 to #583 - postie (04/23/2013) [-]
Nice.
#578 - rawpedobearraw (12/20/2012) [-]
why aren't no my friends list !
#576 - guidoforlife (12/12/2012) [-]
Dude. you are beyond awesome. How can I repay you??
User avatar #565 - siridontcare (10/24/2012) [-]
you seem like a guy who has a lot of porn....
User avatar #560 - thevoid (10/17/2012) [-]
Sorry, the content is gone now so I can't see, what was your response?
User avatar #558 - KayRed (09/25/2012) [-]
I just posted that to **** with people man, dont' worry.
#555 - thechosentroll (08/19/2012) [-]
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Greetings, oh master of Warhammer pics! Would you happen to have any good exterminatus pics? Google isn't being very helpful.
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#497 - thechosentroll (07/05/2012) [-]
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I don't mean to bother you, but I need some help. Do you happen to have an epic pic of a space marine fighting, vastly outnumbered? I need it for something, but google and deviantart are proving to be ******* useless. I doubt it'll be too hard to find one.
User avatar #495 - thechosentroll (06/23/2012) [-]
Ah, good. You're still alive and online. You may not remember me, but that's irrelevant. Get your ass over here. We need some more butthurt bronies to even thing out a bit.

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#492 - BroadSword (06/16/2012) [-]
Played any minecraft recently? :D
Played any minecraft recently? :D
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#463 - zameckis (05/18/2012) [-]
it's been awhile
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