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#61 - That one with the talk show and the fatty saying she swims 2.5… 8 hours ago on (Early) Fat-Shaming Friday +6
#13 - Many thanks goodman, I've never ready any version of it so it … 17 hours ago on Apparently Impressed +1
#10 - And now for that but about masturbation, or is the index finge…  [+] (11 new replies) 17 hours ago on Apparently Impressed +29
User avatar #12 - anonymoose (17 hours ago) [-]
blog.shahariaazam.com/assets/download/Anne-Frank-The-Diary-Of-A-Young-Girl.pdf I can't find anything about masturbating, there is this, though:

"Once when I was spending the night at Jacque's, I could no longer restrain my curiosity about her body, which she'd always hidden from me and which I'd never seen. I asked her whether, as proof of our friendiship, we could touch each other's breasts. Jacque refused. I also had a terrible desire to kiss her, which I did. Every time I see a female nude, such as the Venus in my art history book, I go into ecstasy. Sometimes I find them so exquisite I have to struggle to hold back my tears. If only I had a girlfriend!"
#58 - centraldogma (7 hours ago) [-]
I did not expect to be reading and getting aroused by the homosexual fantasies of a young, long-dead Jewish girl when I logged on to FJ
#53 - floran (8 hours ago) [-]
this is so damn wrong
User avatar #35 - simplelife (13 hours ago) [-]
Holy shit. Anne Frank would've grown up the be a FREAK. Damn Nazis...
User avatar #34 - becauseoprahsaidso (13 hours ago) [-]
lol she's crying cus no gf. joshlol is the reincrnation of Anne frank
#26 - boogyshadow (14 hours ago) [-]
Holy fuck, Anne Frank was bisexual?

Picture unrelated.
User avatar #23 - AnomynousUser (15 hours ago) [-]
So girls also had those years of seeing things like the naked statues/people on National Geographic magazines and secretly loving it?! I spent my whole life thinking that it was only the boys who did that...
#22 - lilRican (15 hours ago) [-]
Well,Im going to hell
User avatar #17 - corsairjoshua (16 hours ago) [-]
This would make a delightful forbidden love story.
User avatar #13 - thewhitenigger (17 hours ago) [-]
Many thanks goodman, I've never ready any version of it so it should be good anyways
#11 - Absolute Madman (17 hours ago) [-]
Ive got a semi from reading smut written by a long dead jew..... aint that nice
#16 - Sauce? I can't play the webm 05/27/2015 on His laugh could cure cancer 0
#1231936 - Yeah I hate being reminded my girlfriend is an Arizona ranger 05/22/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +5
#1231933 - Pretty much half the songs are to do with depression after bei… 05/22/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1231927 - Anyone ever noticed how depressing the fallout nv radio is for…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1232013 - awesomedewd (05/23/2015) [-]
the only thing I remember is johnny guitar
User avatar #1231937 - eezo (05/22/2015) [-]
Play it again, Johnny Guitar
#1231930 - thebestpieever (05/22/2015) [-]
My girlfriend used to hit me with a big iron.
User avatar #1231936 - thewhitenigger (05/22/2015) [-]
Yeah I hate being reminded my girlfriend is an Arizona ranger
User avatar #1231929 - ScottP (05/22/2015) [-]
Is it a bunch of love songs?
User avatar #1231933 - thewhitenigger (05/22/2015) [-]
Pretty much half the songs are to do with depression after being left, their significant other found someone else or they're just lonely, kinda depressing
#18 - Webm doesn't play for me :/  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on fuck jerry 0
User avatar #24 - theawkwardbros (05/22/2015) [-]
man in sunhat in boat come up to dock and man in towel run up and tackle him into water

funny happen
#220 - Do I need to grow a Bronson moustache to see results?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2015 on The straight talk express 0
#222 - seniornsfw (05/22/2015) [-]
Of course you do, why else would they have them?
User avatar #221 - lightarcanine (05/22/2015) [-]
While not needed, it's recommended.
#93 - so I enjoyed the Witcher 1 combat and general gameplay to the … 05/20/2015 on the witcher. 0

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User avatar #10 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #2 to #1 - thewhitenigger (12/25/2013) [-]
welp..... i suppose i feel honoured....... and a little touched
User avatar #4 to #3 - thewhitenigger (12/25/2013) [-]
so wait did you seriously reply to me then think.. you know what, im gonna look though this guys profile history?
User avatar #5 to #4 - freedomreturns (12/25/2013) [-]
Oh I didn't reply to you on Reddit.
I was just moping around the sub and saw Funnyjunk mentioned.
User avatar #6 to #5 - thewhitenigger (12/25/2013) [-]
i have never been on reddit, either way nice to know some random stranger saved my comment i suppose
User avatar #7 to #6 - freedomreturns (12/25/2013) [-]
Re-reading this I now see it doesn't say "A comment I made a couple years ago"
Sorry about that.
User avatar #8 to #7 - thewhitenigger (12/25/2013) [-]
i hate to be a dick but i have no idea what youre now talking about, and so i will continue my journey through space
User avatar #9 to #8 - freedomreturns (12/25/2013) [-]
I thought you were the guy commenting, but he actually just saved your comment.
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