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thewalruss

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:9/14/2011
Last Login:5/04/2015
Location:Mexico
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latest user's comments

#111 - Yeah! You get me.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on I'm gay +3
User avatar #112 - waldowarcraft (05/03/2015) [-]
I get you bro.
#110 - Not entirely. She looks good, yes, but she's not a bitch about… 05/03/2015 on I'm gay +3
#86 - I really love her. Not only because she's famous nor pretty, b…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/03/2015 on I'm gay +3
#91 - Ken M (05/03/2015) [-]
you respect her because of the way she looks...
User avatar #110 - thewalruss (05/03/2015) [-]
Not entirely. She looks good, yes, but she's not a bitch about it. I respect her for being beautiful and not being a bitch.
User avatar #109 - waldowarcraft (05/03/2015) [-]
Rather the way she presents herself. You can have a beautiful person with an expression like they're permanently smelling a fart, or a beautiful person with a genuine smile who's happy to greet everyone despite having all the things that make people more like person A.
User avatar #111 - thewalruss (05/03/2015) [-]
Yeah! You get me.
User avatar #112 - waldowarcraft (05/03/2015) [-]
I get you bro.
#244 - I know. I am with you. 05/03/2015 on Internal combustion 0
#241 - Yes. My ex's dad is a doctor too and told me the same thing. H…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Internal combustion 0
User avatar #243 - nustix (05/03/2015) [-]
I wasn't pardoning smokers or defending them, I just don't like people selling bullshit in any form I hate smoking.
User avatar #244 - thewalruss (05/03/2015) [-]
I know. I am with you.
#260 - You see? Too serious.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on Institutionalized Racism 0
#261 - themightylute (05/03/2015) [-]
im not too good at getting tone across in comment sections.

anyway, Bohemian Rhapsody can eat it, Princes of the universe has the best guitar solo in any song ever. the TRUE best solution is we somehow use ancient Cletic or Aztec magics to turn the songs into actual beings and have them fight in a gladiatorial pit. the one still alive at the end is clearly the best song
#258 - You are the kind of person who makes everything too serious in…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Institutionalized Racism 0
#259 - themightylute (05/03/2015) [-]
what?! really?

you say junk about a world survey and yer saying im taking shit too seriously?

i just wanna discuss fucking music.

this was my off time relax junk. i like both songs, and i like talking about why some songs kick ass with other people. yer whole thing about the world survey threw me is all. that comment seemed a bit too serious for this to be a just shooting the shit conversation.
User avatar #260 - thewalruss (05/03/2015) [-]
You see? Too serious.
#261 - themightylute (05/03/2015) [-]
im not too good at getting tone across in comment sections.

anyway, Bohemian Rhapsody can eat it, Princes of the universe has the best guitar solo in any song ever. the TRUE best solution is we somehow use ancient Cletic or Aztec magics to turn the songs into actual beings and have them fight in a gladiatorial pit. the one still alive at the end is clearly the best song
#256 - You just ignored my last comment.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Institutionalized Racism 0
#257 - themightylute (05/03/2015) [-]
oh sorry the majority would usually say that Bohemian Rhapsody is the best (if you cut out beliebers and that ilk).

you just said you want a discussion on wiether or not it is the best song and i wanna hear your reasons for it.
User avatar #258 - thewalruss (05/03/2015) [-]
You are the kind of person who makes everything too serious in a party/reunion/casual conversation. Isn't it?
#259 - themightylute (05/03/2015) [-]
what?! really?

you say junk about a world survey and yer saying im taking shit too seriously?

i just wanna discuss fucking music.

this was my off time relax junk. i like both songs, and i like talking about why some songs kick ass with other people. yer whole thing about the world survey threw me is all. that comment seemed a bit too serious for this to be a just shooting the shit conversation.
User avatar #260 - thewalruss (05/03/2015) [-]
You see? Too serious.
#261 - themightylute (05/03/2015) [-]
im not too good at getting tone across in comment sections.

anyway, Bohemian Rhapsody can eat it, Princes of the universe has the best guitar solo in any song ever. the TRUE best solution is we somehow use ancient Cletic or Aztec magics to turn the songs into actual beings and have them fight in a gladiatorial pit. the one still alive at the end is clearly the best song
#87 - Just like Engl-ISH  [+] (7 new replies) 05/02/2015 on tumblr354321 0
#88 - oinos (05/02/2015) [-]
Yeah.

They're so half-assed they got lazy and borrowed half their language, or just altered words for no reason. They do give some awesome head though. Everyone loves them for that.
User avatar #89 - Loppytaffy (05/02/2015) [-]
In fairness, England was gang raped by so many countries with so many dialects that gaelic was all but lost to them, so they picked up the pieces when they invaders left and created a new language. A catalyst for Germanics wanting the learn Romance languages and vice versa.

They lost their identity and became a culture that encircled and united the globe in tongues. Kinky.
#91 - oinos (05/02/2015) [-]
Aaaaaaand Blowies. Lots of blowies. Before they took what was left of Gallic cultures and tried to pummel them into oblivion on the King's time.
User avatar #92 - Loppytaffy (05/02/2015) [-]
En Anglais?
#93 - oinos (05/02/2015) [-]
porqué?
User avatar #94 - Loppytaffy (05/02/2015) [-]
Nah mate, too chewy- I prefer gammon.
#95 - oinos (05/02/2015) [-]
Vintage Grey Poupon Mustard Commercial "On a wiener!?"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Cromwell Assholes in history. He's fun to look at, and his sides are iron, so they're too heavy to fly off.
#307 - You are a repost of your parents. 05/02/2015 on Lmao 10/10 +1

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User avatar #18 - joegrove (04/06/2015) [-]
You are one stupid ******* retard

**** off and die

WHITE POWER
User avatar #17 - tentaquil (01/21/2015) [-]
BONUS DUCKS
#15 - Ken M (12/24/2013) [-]
I hope you get cancer and die in a fire
User avatar #16 to #15 - thewalruss (12/24/2013) [-]
If I die in a fire, what is the purpose of me having cancer?
User avatar #14 - musclerider (07/04/2013) [-]
huehuehue
#13 - grumpythefirst (01/04/2013) [-]
No more internet? :O
User avatar #12 - duntazemebrah (10/16/2012) [-]
for?
#5 - tomodashi (08/19/2012) [-]
He notado que tienes muchos negativos en tus comentarios...
User avatar #6 to #5 - thewalruss (08/19/2012) [-]
Jaja solo en los últimos, más atrás hay muchos verdes.
User avatar #3 - dealwithitfagg (02/08/2012) [-]
I am the egg man
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User avatar #4 to #3 - thewalruss (03/27/2012) [-]
No! We are the eggmen!
User avatar #10 to #4 - cripplecrawler (08/24/2012) [-]
i am the walruss
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User avatar #9 to #8 - thewalruss (08/24/2012) [-]
Man! You forgot that part of the walrus! It was my favorite D:
User avatar #11 to #9 - cripplecrawler (08/24/2012) [-]
happy now
#1 - cheftidnab (12/18/2011) [-]
Hey bro, i'm your secret Santa, so merry Christmas hope its great. here is a link to one of the coolest sites i know, maybe you can get something there for Christmas :) http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/
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