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#127 - Send some to PETA.  [+] (1 reply) 04/20/2015 on Such a high-tech mouse. +2
#131 - martinraccoon (04/20/2015) [-]
Why not? This mouse is already dead, and PETA euthanizes about 80-85% of the animals they rescue.
#522 - **theunknownman used "*roll cah question*"** **theunknownma…  [+] (2 replies) 03/27/2015 on Cards Against Humanity *rolls* 0
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#533 - cookiecoketwo (03/27/2015) [-]
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#523 - theunknownman (03/27/2015) [-]
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#18 - I work at a dine in movie theatre as a server. Just last n…  [+] (2 replies) 03/23/2015 on Sign? +39
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#97 - iraniie (03/23/2015) [-]
alamo drafthouse?
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#35 - assrocket (03/23/2015) [-]
I fucking hate those cunts.
One time I had a long line of customers on a busy day and we were understaffed because someone was sick without getting cover. I'm a damn quick, efficient server and I still manage good customer service at the same time, so this fucking pissed me off: One skinny bitch of a soccermom had a tantrum mid-store, complaining that she'd been "waiting for at least 20 minutes - why is service here so slow?"
The cunt hadn't even been in the store for 20 minutes. I saw her walk in. Fucking attention whores at that age are the worst.