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#13 - AnonymousDonor (05/21/2016) [-]

i never thought i had a fetish until i saw these bountiful beauties in those kilts and tied tops
gotdamn it took all my discipline not to blow my load every time i looked up

now truth be told I spent longer than i care to admit looking for a picture of a not-so-attractive hooters waitress to add for propagandist comparison....
....and i basically found none lmao so its possible that, when i say the girls at the one single Tilted Kilt i patroned that one time were of a completely different caliber of quality, I may be suffering from some sampling bias on both accounts
perhaps it was just the hooters we had in denver that was so trashy

but even the uniforms...
i mean, compared to the hooters getup?
a white shirt and orange booty shorts?

fuck i'll take the kilted grove anyday
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#38 - comicexplain (05/21/2016) [-]
Actually, Superman is surrounded by a thin field, a force field of raw power! It's what protects him, AND his suit from things like bullets, Keybladewarrior! However, this is also why his cape get's torn up so often!

The clothes he wears is usually just clothing, though many stories have that differing; the normal is having it as formal Kryptonian wear, knitted in his fortress to make it denser than most fabrics!

The cape, however, is the one he was draped in as a child as he came to earth!
#30 - Idk it was just an honest question lol  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2016 on Lightning +1
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#31 - keybladewarrior (05/21/2016) [-]
Well, there's only one way to solve this.

comicexplain , I summon thee.
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#32 - theugandanhero (05/21/2016) [-]
My man
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#38 - comicexplain (05/21/2016) [-]
Actually, Superman is surrounded by a thin field, a force field of raw power! It's what protects him, AND his suit from things like bullets, Keybladewarrior! However, this is also why his cape get's torn up so often!

The clothes he wears is usually just clothing, though many stories have that differing; the normal is having it as formal Kryptonian wear, knitted in his fortress to make it denser than most fabrics!

The cape, however, is the one he was draped in as a child as he came to earth!
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#162 - theugandanhero (07/08/2015) [-]
stickied by theugandanhero
"Two's company, Three's a crowd" actually also had "Four idiots on Tumblr will post ******** and everyone on Funnyjunk will eat it up"
#215 - anon (04/20/2016) [-]
what . a. *******. cuck. kill yourself you neonazi ****
#216 to #215 - theugandanhero (04/20/2016) [-]
#198 - theugandanhero (12/31/2015) [-]
tenaciouslee that thread is kill, but yeah, that's the one. I dunno about you but that was probably part of one of the best story-arcs in the series.
I just didn't understand why they switched from Hamon being the plot mechanic to "Stands". I'm cool with it now, I just didn't like it at first.
#199 to #198 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
I think it's because when they wrote the storyline they realized that special breathing ain't gonna cut it against a ************* vampire so they added in more buff things to fight the buff vampire.

Basically, instead of the Vampire killer being Buffy, it's Buffer, the Vampire Slayer.
#200 to #199 - theugandanhero (12/31/2015) [-]
Lol, what a peculiar way of looking at it.
Like I said, I have no qualms anymore with it, but at first it was like "wait, where's the Hamon" but nonetheless I am thoroughly hooked on it
#201 to #200 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
I love the stands, partly because they're cool as ****, but also partly because I'm a music buff and I get a big, stupid smile reading all the Stands on the Wiki and seeing how Araki just took whatever song/band/singer name he could find and turned it into a Stand.

#202 to #201 - theugandanhero (12/31/2015) [-]
That last part
Could you elaborate please?
#204 to #202 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
Let's not forget the stands Spice Girl, The Notorious B.I.G, Crazy Diamond, Killer Queen, Heaven's Door, and so on.

All of those names are music references.
#205 to #204 - theugandanhero (12/31/2015) [-]
Oh man, I thought you were talking about something almost completely irrelevant (such as people actually making music based off the stands such) BUT I KNOW WHAT YA MEAN!
It's ******* awesome, dude. My ex-roommate was stumped as to why the stands were named that way and I literally stared at him like he was a defcon-5 retard or something. I always did a little half-smile when I found out what the next stand name was
#206 to #205 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
I know it's probably stupid, but I love reading the Stand names, just to see what obscure 80's reference Araki pulled.
#207 to #206 - theugandanhero (12/31/2015) [-]
It's just amazing, man. I love every single one of 'em too. I always wonder how in the hell a manga creator could've gotten so much American influence for his stuff (aside from AC/DC, I think they were actually aussies)
#208 to #207 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
Not just American, but ******* Rock and Roll, Glam Rock, 80's Pop, it's insane what he grabs the names from.

Some of the the music references I've never heard of, and I listen to music a lot.

I respect Araki for being creative, but I wonder what the names would be if he didn't get the names from rock and roll?
#209 to #208 - theugandanhero (12/31/2015) [-]
Me too, that's a very good question.
There should be an AMA for this.
#210 to #209 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
It probably would've been some super goofy names.
#211 to #210 - theugandanhero (12/31/2015) [-]
Well, seeing as he named them already after bands, I wouldn't think it too much of him to think of something related to pop-culture, but not musically, you know?
#212 to #211 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
Then it'd be movie names.

Johnny Joestar, and his stand, Dr. Strangelove, vs. Funny Valentine with his stand, Hal 9000.
#213 to #212 - theugandanhero (12/31/2015) [-]
Honestly, I think that would be pretty hilarious
#214 to #213 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
Then Kenny G's stand could be "Shutter Island".

Which would work considering the power of his stand.
#203 to #202 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
A huge amount of the Stands' names are 80's music references, so are character names.

DIO's namesake is Ronnie James Dio
Wamuu's namesake is the band Wham!
Esidisi's namesake is AC/DC
Kars' namesake is the band Cars
Sugar Mountain's stand Sugar Mountain's Spring is a reference to an Allman Brothers Band song.
Funny Valentine's stand Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap is a reference to the AC/DC song by the same name.
Gyro's ultimate stand Ball Breaker is a reference to an AC/DC album.
The stand Tatoo You is a reference to a Rolling Stones album.

And that list could go on for days, mate.
#195 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
kill yourself
#197 to #195 - theugandanhero (12/30/2015) [-]
clavatninenine what do I get for knowing that was you
#196 to #195 - theugandanhero (12/29/2015) [-]
Slowly but surely my friend.
Slowly but surely
#194 - theugandanhero (12/16/2015) [-]
Is it true you walk the way you do because of "gunslinger's gait"?
#187 - theugandanhero (12/10/2015) [-]
That thread is kill.
Anyways, I know a very good place to start, and it covers all of the bases with most languages (java, CSS, python, ruby, jquery, html, Etc.) and it pretty much helped me get a good grasp on things without jumping back and forth to the point where I get dizzy... Although I'm not certain if you can translate the whole webpage to your native tongue or if you're just comfortable with reading it all in English.
#188 to #187 - elektinoir (12/10/2015) [-]
I use english more than norwegian at the moment actually, so no problem
#189 to #188 - theugandanhero (12/16/2015) [-]
Well the website's called www.codecademy.com and it's probably one of the best places to start, just take notes like one normally would and the information they have gets absorbed faster that way.
Also, sorry for not replying in a while, sometimes I'm here for a few hours, other times it's only for a few moments, and I'd rather not end on a cliffhanger like I just did.
#190 to #189 - elektinoir (12/16/2015) [-]
Thought you had forgot about me. No problems though, thanks for the link!
#191 to #190 - theugandanhero (12/16/2015) [-]
Naw man, I try not to forget about the friends I actually have on here. There's normally a good reason behind me not replying for a while so no worries.
And no problem! The few people that I can generally help out through the internet gives me a feeling that isn't just a thumb count.
#192 to #191 - elektinoir (12/16/2015) [-]
I really appreciate it. Got a new book with some tasks in it, going to learn the basics before going to uni again
#193 to #192 - theugandanhero (12/16/2015) [-]
Good on you, man. I myself wish I could set goals and achieve things rather than just go to work, pay bills, and simply sit on here in my off-time (although I'd like to think of FJ as a comfort zone of sorts after all this time being here, so I try to frequent the website if given the chance).
#166 - elektinoir (12/10/2015) [-]
You seem to be talking to deaf ears
#167 to #166 - theugandanhero (12/10/2015) [-]
Not anymore apparently
#168 to #167 - elektinoir (12/10/2015) [-]
I guess you are right
#169 to #168 - theugandanhero (12/10/2015) [-]
So to what do I owe this visit?
Do I owe you money? cause I said I'll have it by Friday
#170 to #169 - elektinoir (12/10/2015) [-]
I am bored to the max. Felt like bothering someone
#171 to #170 - theugandanhero (12/10/2015) [-]
Oh I see, do I happen to know you or did you just happen across my profile
#172 to #171 - elektinoir (12/10/2015) [-]
First time here probably
#173 to #172 - theugandanhero (12/10/2015) [-]
Oh I see.
Well, get ready to be disappointed, 'cause there ain't much to look at
#174 to #173 - elektinoir (12/10/2015) [-]
Anyone can be interesting really, no point in devaluating yourself
#175 to #174 - theugandanhero (12/10/2015) [-]
I suppose you are right. I guess I would be interesting enough to the right people.
#176 to #175 - elektinoir (12/10/2015) [-]
Well, I am here
#177 to #176 - theugandanhero (12/10/2015) [-]
True, what do you suppose we talk about? I'm not good at kicking off conversations.
#178 to #177 - elektinoir (12/10/2015) [-]
Don't really know, gotta watch an episode of a show before trying to be productive today. Being a college dropout is boring ass hell, looking forward to take up some subjecs after christmas
#179 to #178 - theugandanhero (12/10/2015) [-]
You're calling it today, but it's 2:30 AM over here. Whereabouts do you live? And haven't went the college route just yet; been out of high-school for over 4 years and right now just living life and work week by week.
Also, judging by your avatar, you watch the anime. Can't say I do all to often, the most I've ever watched of that stuff was JoJo's and Fairy Tail..
#180 to #179 - elektinoir (12/10/2015) [-]
I live in Norway, and currently its 09.38 AM. I watch a lot of anime, yes. I don't discriminate any genre, so I watch a lot of different stuff. I have been to 2 different colleges and found it not fitting for me. Going to have a third try before finding other ways. Currently sitting on my ass doing nothing at home, will take up some math lessons and philosophy before applying to university next fall
#181 to #180 - theugandanhero (12/10/2015) [-]
I think the reason why I'm still undecided on college is because there's so many things that I'm interested in, yet I don't want to end up making the wrong choice and realizing it only after I'm halfway through, you know? And I certainly wouldn't mind watching more anime, I'm just not particular to the whole schoolgirl/big-breasted stuff. I believe that anime can still be good even if there isn't too much "plot". I mean, most of it's good anyways, but too much makes it just seem like that's all they use to keep people interested.
#182 to #181 - elektinoir (12/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, I get you. I tend to avoid those plot-based stuff unless there is more behind it. Been to an IT-college, then a Teatcher college. Gonna try IT at the university this time
#183 to #182 - theugandanhero (12/10/2015) [-]
Oh, IT? What exactly do you plan to get out of it? Security, Software, Hardware, or Data Storage? Or just straight up programming?
#184 to #183 - elektinoir (12/10/2015) [-]
I actually dislike programing, but I need to know it to get into the field. I just want some safe secure job, proably maintaining work in a company or something like that
#185 to #184 - theugandanhero (12/10/2015) [-]
That's admirable enough. What exactly do you dislike about programming if you don't mind my asking? I've done it long (and well) enough to both like it and dislike it at the same time, if that makes any sense.
#186 to #185 - elektinoir
(12/10/2015) [-]
I got behind in college and had to resort to others doing my tasks for me. It didn't feel good to not grasp Java, but I kinda liked it in the start when I could actually follow the lectures. I guess it's more about me not mastering it for disliking it, which is entirely my fault
#165 - theugandanhero (12/10/2015) [-]

OH come on, I used a spoiler tag and everything.
Damn you people and your safe spaces.. damn you all to HECK
#161 - theugandanhero (07/07/2015) [-]
You blocked me too? Wow you must really hate when people try talking to you.
#156 - doomeythekink (07/05/2015) [-]
Follow your dreams you miserable ******* faggot.
#159 to #156 - theugandanhero (07/06/2015) [-]
Hey. I asked you a question.
#160 to #159 - doomeythekink (07/06/2015) [-]
Ohh, I was banned for spam. And if you are wondering why I posted this is because spam.
#163 to #160 - theugandanhero (07/19/2015) [-]
#157 to #156 - theugandanhero (07/05/2015) [-]
Wait so why are you people all of a sudden coming to my profile?