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"theugandanhero, a man reduced to pleading, begging for the insults to come, like the sun after the snowstorm, or the horror after the drive home; he wasn't a hero, not by my book or any other book, just a simple man, with complicated delusions. I had accumulated seven thousand Ugandan dollars, which came to about seventeen bucks, and he still wasn't worth the effort of reaching down into my wallet, drunkenly, to pull out a crumpled five-note to give him." Call me Dale if you feel so inclined.

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#150 - How did you go about doing that? 9 hours ago on Something Amazing... Again 0
#68 - Free-thinking  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2015 on (untitled) +3
#77 - sherlockbatman (07/28/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
Muslims don't have access to those kinds of weapons
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is that a jab at me or people doing crossfit?
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You know as much about crossfit as people who do crossfit knows. Maybe you know even more.
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User avatar #162 - theugandanhero (07/08/2015) [-]
stickied by theugandanhero
"Two's company, Three's a crowd" actually also had "Four idiots on Tumblr will post ******** and everyone on Funnyjunk will eat it up"
User avatar #161 - theugandanhero (07/07/2015) [-]
You blocked me too? Wow you must really hate when people try talking to you.
#156 - doomeythekink (07/05/2015) [-]
Follow your dreams you miserable ******* faggot.
User avatar #159 to #156 - theugandanhero (07/06/2015) [-]
Hey. I asked you a question.
User avatar #160 to #159 - doomeythekink (07/06/2015) [-]
Ohh, I was banned for spam. And if you are wondering why I posted this is because spam.
User avatar #157 to #156 - theugandanhero (07/05/2015) [-]
Wait so why are you people all of a sudden coming to my profile?
User avatar #154 - idunnolol ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
And you're a faggot, so thats probably why you think cancer-content is funny.
#150 - straightpride (06/29/2015) [-]
You look like a liberal faggot

User avatar #151 to #150 - theugandanhero (06/29/2015) [-]
Niqqa why are you *********** on my profile
#152 to #151 - straightpride (06/29/2015) [-]
because you cry when ever white people do something good
User avatar #153 to #152 - theugandanhero (06/29/2015) [-]
I'm just crying so much right now

Prove to me that is true and you get a cookie.
User avatar #145 - theugandanhero (06/21/2015) [-]
I have one less subscriber than I did about a week ago.

User avatar #140 - theugandanhero (06/11/2015) [-]
****************** - She was speaking for herself and everyone that works at Reddit, you can hardly say the same for the user base itself when there's how many people that log on there everyday. So yeah, if there's enough reports or complaints about a certain subreddit itself (excluding points of discussion that users are surely to bring up in any given sub) then why not get rid of the aforementioned subreddit? The only thing that this full measure that they're taking is going to accomplish is getting rid of the most toxic and hateful subs there that only exist at everyone else's expense. It's not like you see these SJW's gallivanting around the site itself boasting about being able to get people and subreddits banned for simply being offending; it just literally reaches a point where enough is enough and you have to start taking damage control and nip it in the bud so that it doesn't become any more problematic for people who as a whole want a better browsing experience when they come to Reddit.
User avatar #141 to #140 - JonathanNowFuckYou (06/11/2015) [-]
That's how I imagine the board meeting went but my quarrel simply lies within the fact that reddit had a set of values. They are now gone. These values are the ones that upheld free speech and expression on many sites in a time where people are becoming more and more sensitive. We should be able to make jokes. We should be able to make comments should we want to. And as a part of this value set, we are allowed to be extreme. The content is no trick to any body. Subreddits do quite clearly state what they are and anyone visiting them knows what they are in for. As long as no laws are being broken I believe that people should be able to say whatever they like. Of course everything I just said can be scrapped by reddit simply because they ******* own the place but my argument is one of principle.
User avatar #135 - karvarausku ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
What is?
User avatar #136 to #135 - theugandanhero (05/30/2015) [-]
Regarding the comments we both made yesterday.
#137 to #136 - karvarausku ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
woop woop
woop woop
#138 to #137 - theugandanhero (05/30/2015) [-]
Yee Yee
Yee Yee
User avatar #134 - theugandanhero (05/29/2015) [-]
Unblock me so I can like your **** .
User avatar #132 - mrpeep (05/15/2015) [-]
Hey, this is murrlogic's friend.
He wanted me to let you know that he can't speak with you nor send a friend request due to his 24 hour ban.
User avatar #133 to #132 - theugandanhero (05/15/2015) [-]
Oh hey, thanks man.
I was sitting here wondering what I may have done to upset my friend. It's good to know however that he has another friend to clarify what has happened.
If you could just ask him one thing for me: Would you please (when your 24-hour ban is lifted of course) post some interesting gaming news on the video games board a little more often and notify me when you have done so?
Maybe he's already been doing it quite often recently, but whenever I go to the board, I see nothing but bias and one-sided gaming tropes ( hope I used the term correctly) that only apply to one genre (namely anime stuff that I can't be bothered with, no offence).
Thanks for the reply!
User avatar #131 - theugandanhero (05/15/2015) [-]
What's up man? Says here I can't see your profile because I'm not your friend... thought we already were on here. Would you mind sending me an invitation dude?
User avatar #130 - theugandanhero (06/19/2014) [-]
Thanks Admin.
User avatar #127 - theugandanhero (05/21/2014) [-]
Admin is it alright to (re)post Dorkly content as long as the watermark is at the bottom?
Or should we just not?
#106 - rainbowrush ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
Last post.

ITEMS: The reason why warmogs isn't that popular is because you get HP from Rylai's and the Rylai's/Liandry combo is really good. Also armor is better against physical damage, and MR is better against magical damage, than HP is.

Example of what's normal when you have 4 items in your inventory (arranged after how I place them there, not buy order)
Sorcs, Hextech, Liandry's, Rylai.
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Sorcerer's boots: Every game unless special defense is needed.

Spirit of the spectral Wraith: I recommend for every game, unless you have a lot of AP on your team. Then you can consider Will of the Ancients.

Liandry's Torment: A lot of damage that fits Morde perfectly: At least 75% of all games.

Rilay's Crystal Scepter: Fantastic defensive item. It slows the enemy when they get hit by an ability, give you more damage AND HP: At least 50% of every game.

Abyssal Scepter: If you need magic resist, also good for damage

Warmogs: Good on Morde, not as good after nerfs: Build every game where you don't go Rilay's, some where you go Rilay's as well.

Hat/Rabadon's Deathcap: Just gives you damage. Not needed on Morde, but if your entire team is tanky, very good.

Zhonya's Hourglass: Very good against a lot of burst or AD comps, have an active button, so a little hard for newer players: Consider this more when you get to higher level.

Deathfire Grasp (DFG): Amazing for damage, but got an active button which is hard to utilize: Build for when you want to burst down one single target.
#105 - rainbowrush ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
As the game progresses, you should consider what items to buy. Going warmogs as first item will make you almost unkillable, but rob you for most damage. This is often a very smart choice, as you will most likely out trade your opponent this way.

Hextech Revolver gives you nice damage and you will be able to heal a lot. If you just farm and do wraith, this is recommended, as you won't go lover than 95% health, ever.
Personal favorite, even though a lot of people say rushing warmogs is better (this is true maybe 50% of the time)

For pure damage, Haunting Guise should be rushed. This gives you magic pen, which is awesome (so does sorcs, so pick that up whenever).

Morde is naturally somewhat tanky, and can afford to go mercs or tabi as well.

Here are some build paths that is useful:
I fight Cassiopeia or another dangerous opponent so I go double bead into warmogs as soon as possible. She still is a problem, so I want to go hextech to deal a lot of damage back, and heal. If I have health under control, I can go Guise first. However, with Hextech, I won't need to base in a long time.

I'm up against a tryndamere top, so I choose to do Doran's shield for the defensive stats. I see what I will need later.

I need to dodge a lot, so I go boots (no other reason to go this, still not super). After that, I build according to situation.

I want to get an early kill (fizz, Diana...) or the enemy is no threat, so I start with tome. and a pot. I will back once I get enough to a Hextech and am fairly low. After the Hextech I want to dominate my lane, whilst farming. I can go straight for Sercs if I want to, but have other options open.

I'm starting boots 3 because I don't want to follow any of the standard starts to the full/not sure what to go yet. I build a hextech/haunting guise (both is equally good in this scenario) and then a Rylai's. After the Rylai's I go Torment.

IMPORTANT: Liandry's Torment has a passive that deals twice as much if you have Rylai's.

#104 - rainbowrush ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
A short Morde guide.

Morde is one of the more special ability power champions. He is usually mid, but can be played other places. Because of his kit and stats, he is a lot different from everyone else. Each of his abilities use HP, so HP regen is something much more viable on him than other heavy damage dealers. Because of high base damage, his shield and the fact that he's melee, you can build tanky as much as you want.

The normal core items are Hextech Revolver (Usually into Will of the Ancients* or the spirit item) and Haunting Guise.

You have a couple of viable starting builds, each for it's own purpose:
The first option is an option I've never been a fan off: Doran's shield. This is a good defensive start, but you don't get any pots, and you have to sell the item later. Don't go for other Doran items.
The other defensive start, which is something I am a big fan of is double Rejuvenation Beads, which builds into warmogs later. Get health pots as well. It is also possible to go only 1 bead if you go for spirit of the spectral wrath, and no warmogs
Aggressive start is tome and pot. Mostly stupid or arrogant people, like me, do this. For bots, this is OK. (Rush one of the core items)
Boots and three pots is possible, but not recommended.

Mordekaiser excels at pushing. You should always* max e, but it's up to you if you max w or q after that. If you go mid, remember to take the wraith camp as often as possible after level 4. This will give you a gold and xp advantage.
When I play morde in a hard laneup, I can go double bead and play passive until I reach level 3 or 4. Then I push out fast and go for wraith. I get back to lane to push out the next wave and go back to base to buy some good item. This will give you an edge.

To be continued
#62 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (12/15/2012) [-]
I have internet again.
User avatar #128 to #62 - theugandanhero (05/30/2014) [-]
Miss talking to you man.
User avatar #91 to #62 - theugandanhero (01/03/2013) [-]
So didya figure out what game you want yet? Lol.
#92 to #91 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (01/03/2013) [-]
Ya man! Reccettear or Torchlight II
User avatar #63 to #62 - theugandanhero (12/16/2012) [-]
I didn't even know you didn't have internet!
And sorry for taking too long to reply, I just haven't really been talking much on here as of late. Trying to torrent and play some vidyas on here is basically the only thing making this month go by faster.
Anywhore, how've you been?
(P.S. check out my comment ranking, it's gettin' pretty bad)
#34 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (10/31/2012) [-]
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE
#20 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm... I'm 3 spots ahead of you... Holy crap that took forever.   
You're too good at commenting.
I'm... I'm 3 spots ahead of you... Holy crap that took forever.
You're too good at commenting.
#21 to #20 - theugandanhero (09/23/2012) [-]
Why, thank you!   
And the same can be said about you, too!    
If go at this pace man, we'll both enter the top 10 at the same time!
Why, thank you!
And the same can be said about you, too!
If go at this pace man, we'll both enter the top 10 at the same time!
#24 to #21 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (09/23/2012) [-]
That will be a dream come true.
User avatar #22 to #21 - theugandanhero (09/23/2012) [-]
I meant to put a we* on that last sentence.
#19 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (09/20/2012) [-]
So I made front page today.
I've been commenting on it saying how "OP" did a great job purposely, because I have a great reaction picture when some one points out that I'm OP.
Nobodies noticed, and I keep getting thumbs... ******* FJ.
#23 to #19 - theugandanhero (09/23/2012) [-]
Aye, if you want some REAL fun, start arguing with yourself.
And watch the hilarity ensue.
Pic related, it's gonna be TFW.
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