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I doubt anyone will ever so this so i'll just say something witty. Hi. hmmm, no, no, no. how about some jokes?
whats worse than a worm in your apple?
getting raped by a giant scorpion.
best joke you're getting, got it from antijokes.com. adios muchacho(a)

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#27 - My friends and I have a rule that no matter what, the card &qu…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2013 on I what now 0
User avatar #53 - ilcecchino (02/19/2013) [-]
i prefer and i don' remember the cards quote exactly so bear with me on this one

Pac-Man Uncontrollably Guzzling Cum
#28 - yarmouthful (02/19/2013) [-]
I prefer Boris the Soviet Lovehammer myself.
#77 - I think he might be legitimately retarded... I'm serious, look…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2013 on Those pesky thieves! +1
User avatar #81 - twi (02/18/2013) [-]
either way it's damn funny
#104 - Yeah. I think a more muscular person without a six pack would … 02/15/2013 on Please explain this. 0
#101 - Exactly. He's crazy skinny. I'm 5'5" and i way 120 lb. I'…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2013 on Please explain this. 0
#103 - fractalius (02/15/2013) [-]
Like seriously, 115 pounds at 5-11 is like an anorexic girl... I mean, when I was diagnosed so many years back I was in 5th grade, so like 4 foot something, and only 70 pounds. I was barely surviving at that level. To grow an entire foot, and only gain 45 pounds from where I was, would probably be worse than when I was diagnosed.
#104 - thesuttenburger (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah. I think a more muscular person without a six pack would be more attractive, but I'm a straight guy, so who am I to judge...
#74 - You're light as **** seeing as how tall you are.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/15/2013 on Please explain this. 0
#98 - fractalius (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah this... 115 pounds at 5'11" is no fat AND no muscle, seeing as muscle weighs more than fat(?)

I'm cut, strong, not fat at all, and about 152 at 5'10". My six pack could use a bit of work, but I'm diabetic and didn't play a winter sport this year due to an injury, so I have some catching up to do.
#101 - thesuttenburger (02/15/2013) [-]
Exactly. He's crazy skinny. I'm 5'5" and i way 120 lb. I'm not fat and i'm not even that muscular really. I'm probably "fatter" than him, but still. He must be just too skinny
#103 - fractalius (02/15/2013) [-]
Like seriously, 115 pounds at 5-11 is like an anorexic girl... I mean, when I was diagnosed so many years back I was in 5th grade, so like 4 foot something, and only 70 pounds. I was barely surviving at that level. To grow an entire foot, and only gain 45 pounds from where I was, would probably be worse than when I was diagnosed.
#104 - thesuttenburger (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah. I think a more muscular person without a six pack would be more attractive, but I'm a straight guy, so who am I to judge...
#70 - Look at the tan-line. I certainly hope it's a female. 02/14/2013 on Happy Valentines day 0
#5 - Jarvan ults, Singed throws an enemy out. I'm Singed, I'm helping. 01/25/2013 on What A Hero +3
#10 - If you look at "LiL Tee" above Stree Name you see th…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/17/2013 on Yo Street Name, Dawg? +8
#39 - gabbelabbe (01/22/2013) [-]
sherlock holmes up in here, nice :)
#25 - comehonorfacetwice (01/17/2013) [-]
Same as the first e in Terrence.

Where is your God now?
#13 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
fuck you, laughed anyways
User avatar #12 - Kamesakke (01/17/2013) [-]
Actually, same could be said about the "t"s.
#55 - Thank me later. 01/15/2013 on My new favorite gif +2
#28 - Thumb for Dokuro-Chan. Her going Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi is…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2013 on random story 0
#30 - stanleys (01/11/2013) [-]
How this post should have ended
User avatar #146 - skysailor (01/11/2013) [-]
#cuttingforbieber
User avatar #50 - oneeyedman (01/11/2013) [-]
Why...why does his top half explode?
User avatar #47 - ronyx (01/11/2013) [-]
Fucking source on this.
User avatar #120 - stanleys (01/11/2013) [-]
Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan

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