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#21 - Yes, the box that just zapped something with lightning Go …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on Holy shit +1
#22 - smirkythread (03/07/2015) [-]
At the time I hadn't understood that the computer had done it and the comments building off weren't around yet. I had thought the computer was just being an arrogant tosser and that God had fried the the switch as a fuck you to the people that made it.

Kinda dumb admittedly but whatever.
#28 - Oh, didn't realise I'd gotten onto facebook 03/07/2015 on you know you know one 0
#78 - tfw when retarded comments on fj 03/07/2015 on Tumblr +3
#77 - I mean look how cool we are, so much better Not like …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on Tumblr +7
User avatar #103 - choobe (03/08/2015) [-]
While I can agree with >>#61, you're just wrong. That korrasami or whatever thing was stupid, but a lot of people watched that show, and wanted to share their thoughts and jokes on the ending. I don't recall the site consisting of mainly posts about shipping before it was official, and the posts went away after a while. If I got any details about the show wrong, don't sue me, I haven't watched Avatar.

Well, those people have the boards, but MLP posts are consistently thumbed down unless they're extremely good and sometimes even then. , animeposts are no more special than other posts, and I can't recall seeing anything Doctor Who lately not saying it hasn't been, but it has been so little in that case that someone who's relatively much on the site haven't seen it.

Also; predjudice? Those are just jokes, I don't think a majority actually hates jews, blacks or muslims or any other group that isn't dedicated to "do bad stuff" (ISIS, Westboro Baptist Church and the like)
#245 - Ok, we'll compromise on the 29th. 03/07/2015 on Murder riddles 0
#242 - I'm pretty sure that says 27th  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Murder riddles 0
User avatar #244 - joshlol (03/07/2015) [-]
I'm going to do a slap on your face
User avatar #245 - theshadowed (03/07/2015) [-]
Ok, we'll compromise on the 29th.
#240 - 26th.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Murder riddles 0
User avatar #241 - joshlol (03/07/2015) [-]
you're all a bunch of morons at least google it before making shit up
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Griffiths

Died 28 March 2013 (aged 65)
Coventry, West Midlands, England
#247 - anon (03/07/2015) [-]
He died on the 28th but that was a Thursday. The following Sunday was the 31st.
User avatar #248 - joshlol (03/07/2015) [-]
heh
User avatar #242 - theshadowed (03/07/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure that says 27th
User avatar #244 - joshlol (03/07/2015) [-]
I'm going to do a slap on your face
User avatar #245 - theshadowed (03/07/2015) [-]
Ok, we'll compromise on the 29th.
#158 - I think it's just as good, if not better They found someth… 03/07/2015 on when mom isn't home 2, the... +1
#27 - Awww, why isn't it clipping 03/07/2015 on bra pic +4
#26 - Ah yes. I love it when the uptown funk goes 'tumblr comp 13'. … 03/06/2015 on Tumblr Comp 13 +3
#127 - Which has kind of backfired 03/06/2015 on ISIS VS The World +6
#94 - Wow, fj has some issues 03/06/2015 on Panic 0
#133 - And the British aren't posh tea drinkers Its a joke 03/05/2015 on Damn Euro bridge +1
#220 - He led a suicidal charge in I think Eastern Europe that got ev… 03/05/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#91 - Oh no, its the Jews now 03/04/2015 on Steve Buscemi +1
#1179810 - Its great it you romanced her because for the entire 9 years o… 03/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1179806 - My situations are actually reversed, I'm good at CK2, but suck… 03/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1179795 - Wouldn't know, haven't played EU4, never got into it. Prefer C…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1179803 - inzix (03/04/2015) [-]
I also really like CK2, and i don't think you can restore Rome in EU4, and the Byzantines are a two-province minor i think so that's not something for me, and about importing a save nahh m8 not in my interest I just suck at CK2, could probably do it but it feels like it's gonna take a fuck-long time.
User avatar #1179806 - theshadowed (03/04/2015) [-]
My situations are actually reversed, I'm good at CK2, but suck at EU4.
Yeh, pretty much impossible in EU4, but its pretty easy in CK2, you get a special cassus belli
#1179778 - You haven't had the pleasure? The romance is still my favorite…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1179782 - finblob (03/04/2015) [-]
ooh cute
keiran is a cutie patootie
he's still my wardens baby, just not romanced morrigans baby
User avatar #1179810 - theshadowed (03/04/2015) [-]
Its great it you romanced her because for the entire 9 years of da2 warden and morrigan just lived in freakky eluvian place with kieran
also this www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYjr7LVi0M8&t=7m00s
#1179766 - morrigan best da waifu  [+] (4 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1179771 - finblob (03/04/2015) [-]
i romanced leliana but i might romance her next time
User avatar #1179778 - theshadowed (03/04/2015) [-]
You haven't had the pleasure? The romance is still my favorite da one.
And if you're doing the romance, get Witch Hunt
And the play DA:Inquisition and see your little god baby awww
User avatar #1179782 - finblob (03/04/2015) [-]
ooh cute
keiran is a cutie patootie
he's still my wardens baby, just not romanced morrigans baby
User avatar #1179810 - theshadowed (03/04/2015) [-]
Its great it you romanced her because for the entire 9 years of da2 warden and morrigan just lived in freakky eluvian place with kieran
also this www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYjr7LVi0M8&t=7m00s
#1179762 - You can actually play as Rome anyway. They've got their own id…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1179772 - inzix (03/04/2015) [-]
Doesn't a catholic nations get like SICK DEBUFFS from controlling rome? and is that a decision for Milan or Naples or some shit?
User avatar #1179795 - theshadowed (03/04/2015) [-]
Wouldn't know, haven't played EU4, never got into it. Prefer CK2
No, if you play Byzantines in CK2 with the Legacy of Rome dlc you can restore Rome and then use the dlc to import your save in, you can continue to conquer the world as the might of Rome.

Another point of interest is that you import a save with Sunset Invasion, then Aztecs start EU4 with whatever European lands they conquered (not that you let them stay), and like half of America. And their ideologies changed so they're an organised country with gunpowder, fleets and organisation
User avatar #1179803 - inzix (03/04/2015) [-]
I also really like CK2, and i don't think you can restore Rome in EU4, and the Byzantines are a two-province minor i think so that's not something for me, and about importing a save nahh m8 not in my interest I just suck at CK2, could probably do it but it feels like it's gonna take a fuck-long time.
User avatar #1179806 - theshadowed (03/04/2015) [-]
My situations are actually reversed, I'm good at CK2, but suck at EU4.
Yeh, pretty much impossible in EU4, but its pretty easy in CK2, you get a special cassus belli
User avatar #1179780 - inzix (03/04/2015) [-]
an by recreate rome i mean THE ENTIRE EMPIRE, FROM THE EASTEST OF OTTOMAN TO THE BRITISH ISLES, not some small shit controlling only Italy.
#44 - And the Jews If you can't find a valid scapegoat, blame the Jews 03/04/2015 on Muh economy 0
#1179615 - Abstergo video games are templar propaganda. It gets weirder 03/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1179610 - Nope A* storytelling from Ubisoft for this one, you play a…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1179813 - inzix (03/04/2015) [-]
"Enough plot holes to sink the titanic" jesus fucking i haven't even played the game and find that funny.
User avatar #1179612 - unikornking (03/04/2015) [-]
assassins are against video games now?
User avatar #1179615 - theshadowed (03/04/2015) [-]
Abstergo video games are templar propaganda. It gets weirder
#1179606 - I think so. Its another one of those 'but are the templars re…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1179666 - pwnagraphy (03/04/2015) [-]
"Now you've seen why the Templars need to be stopped. They're evil!"

Really? Because all I've seen is you people kill a pretty decent guy and frame an innocent bystander for it, then essentially force him to work for you and destroy his family. Twice

"Press this button, and you'll be an Assassin" I pressed the home button and loaded up Titanfall
User avatar #1179608 - unikornking (03/04/2015) [-]
is the real life story pretty much the same as black flag? no spoilerinos pls
User avatar #1179610 - theshadowed (03/04/2015) [-]
Nope
A* storytelling from Ubisoft for this one, you play as someone playing an Abstergo video game and then the assassins hack in and its pretty much bullshit with enough plot holes to sink the titanic
User avatar #1179813 - inzix (03/04/2015) [-]
"Enough plot holes to sink the titanic" jesus fucking i haven't even played the game and find that funny.
User avatar #1179612 - unikornking (03/04/2015) [-]
assassins are against video games now?
User avatar #1179615 - theshadowed (03/04/2015) [-]
Abstergo video games are templar propaganda. It gets weirder

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#140 - pugsworth (01/17/2015) [-]
Hey dick smoker
User avatar #130 - warioteam (10/22/2014) [-]
you mentioned me on that gearboy post and i didnt get a chance to read it cause it was deleted
or the post
gimmee a run down, was i involved and/or mentioned in said post?
User avatar #131 to #130 - theshadowed ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
The post was deleted? Why?
It was just revealing gearboy for being a lying bastard who traces the majority of his work if not all from another artist
I mentioned you in a comment because some guy posted the post you made about gearboy being a bit of a cunt
User avatar #129 - schnizel (10/21/2014) [-]
Do we hate eachother.
User avatar #136 to #129 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
Dude why did you block me again
User avatar #137 to #136 - schnizel (01/01/2015) [-]
i habe been haxd
User avatar #138 to #137 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
thanks friend
I was going to compliment your racism on your new years post and then I saw the block
User avatar #139 to #138 - schnizel (01/01/2015) [-]
<3
the fire rises
User avatar #132 to #129 - theshadowed ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
Oh hi dude
I don;t hate you. I come across as a pathetic child when arguing with people who hold your anti-semitic beliefs, its thoroughly embarrasing

I just believe everyone is equal, and the Jews aren't to blame for anything, we just blame them because its the easy way out
#134 to #133 - theshadowed ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
u schnizel no homo
User avatar #135 to #134 - schnizel (11/03/2014) [-]
Homo maximus.
User avatar #127 - warioteam (09/06/2014) [-]
After all this time?
User avatar #128 to #127 - theshadowed ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
Always
User avatar #112 - infernalinsolence (08/23/2014) [-]
ARE YOU READY FOR TONIGHT? ARE YOU READY????
IT'S IN LIKE 1 HOUR 40 MINUTES I'M SO EXCITED.
User avatar #113 to #112 - theshadowed ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
I ******* KNOW
Sorry haven't replied, been at Dad's. He kinds has a thing about being on technology
I love Capaldi and his eyebrows. He really needs to be angry though, thats going to be great

Have you seen Guardians of the Galaxy? I love it its amazing
User avatar #114 to #113 - infernalinsolence (08/30/2014) [-]
AND SCOTTISH ACCENT YEEEEESSS AND HOW HE INSULTED EVERYONE BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T TALKING SCOTTISH WAS GREAT
His eyebrows are ******* great omg

And nooooo I'm broke, can't afford to go see
User avatar #115 to #114 - theshadowed ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
Hes brilliant. And hes got such a range
Hes in Into the Loop and hes hilarious in that, and then look at him in the Musketeers.
Severely underestimated actor.
They've said they're writing him as a 'raging Billy Connoly'
DALEKS BACK TONIGHT
User avatar #116 to #115 - infernalinsolence (08/30/2014) [-]
oh god a raging Billy Connoly. Just what DW needed.
I've got church friends screaming about how the Vastra/Jenny kiss was inappropriatefor a children's sci fi show. SO WHAT? IT'S FANSERVICE FOR THE OLDER FANS WHO WERE SHIPPING THEM BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN ANNOUNCED CANON. jfc tbh.
And yes, oh god yes. I started working with an icon blog on Tumblr and it's great because I get all the Musketeers requests regardless of which musketeers tbh and it's great
AND YES DALEKS
User avatar #117 to #116 - theshadowed ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
They're complaining about the kiss? what about that one matt smith episode where vastra showed off her extremely long tongue to jenny?
I seriously love the musketeers, its great
THo I couldn't see those weird super daleks in the trailer
User avatar #118 to #117 - infernalinsolence (08/30/2014) [-]
I know right. Idk I just noticed it and I was there like "you what? It's fanservice, and there is still a severe underrepresentation of LGBTQ in TV, even if we're aware they exist. Great."
User avatar #119 to #118 - theshadowed ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
Definitely. And the BBC don't just force the relationship in our face or anything, which I know some people bitch about. Its just a couple. And they would be exactly the same if one of them was a man.
User avatar #120 to #119 - infernalinsolence (08/30/2014) [-]
Yeah
But when Vastra got all flustered because she was posing Jenny in underwear for no reason. That was great
User avatar #121 to #120 - theshadowed ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
AND CAPALDI GOES FOR ******* GOLD
I love him.
'Wheres Ross (or whatever his name was)?'
Hes one the top if you want to pay your respects
User avatar #122 to #121 - infernalinsolence (08/31/2014) [-]
I love Capaldi so much tbh
User avatar #123 to #122 - theshadowed ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Its refreshing to have a serious face. I liked Matt and all but he was kind of a cbbc doctor. I feel like Capaldi and Moffat are starting a darker spin, which will be nice
User avatar #124 to #123 - infernalinsolence (08/31/2014) [-]
A friend from church was saying that Capaldi seems fairly similar to Bill Hartnell, a grumpy Doctor. Which I think we need.
He'd forgotten what he'd done in the Time War and the 50th anniversary served to remind him what he'd done again. People are commenting that 12 seems similar to 9 and I think that's probably why. He got a reminder.
User avatar #125 to #124 - theshadowed ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Yeh, being reminded that you committed the biggest genocide in the universe would kind of sober you up. And last nights episode served to remind us that the doctor is not perfect, but he a 2000 year old man with 2000 years of hatred bottled up inside him
User avatar #126 to #125 - infernalinsolence (08/31/2014) [-]
I don't think he really knows how old he is. It'd get kind of confusing when you can travel anywhere you like in time.
But yeah, I get you. I mean, 9 was told by a Dalek that he'd make a good Dalek, and he's been told the same thing again with his 12th face.
User avatar #108 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #109 to #108 - theshadowed ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Wow I kind of thought you forgot
User avatar #110 to #109 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
no, 7500 is just a ibig numer
User avatar #111 to #110 - theshadowed ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Hey, well nice of you to get round to me. You're definitely my favorite dictator now
#106 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #107 to #106 - theshadowed ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Thanks
#104 - minibeep (02/24/2014) [-]
no offence
but you are sheep
User avatar #105 to #104 - theshadowed ONLINE (03/01/2014) [-]
lol why
User avatar #102 - schnizel (02/18/2014) [-]
Comment number 69
lel 69 get it its a sex pose get it get it
User avatar #103 to #102 - theshadowed ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
ehehehehehehehehehehe

THo seriously interesting talk
User avatar #84 - infernalinsolence (12/25/2013) [-]
are you dead
i'm dead
User avatar #86 to #84 - theshadowed ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
I know. I ******* know
Twas a good episode

omfg my house at the moment though. So in my lounge there is my younger sister and brother, and my pissed step-brother, 2 step-sisters, step-dad and mum who have been doing Karaoke for the past 2 hours. I don't think my ears will ever truly recover
User avatar #87 to #86 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
oh sweet jesus
i feel bad for you man

But yeah. The episode itself was **** imo. Too much going on, not enough explanation. Clara was a brat/twat/prat whatever you want, as usual. "OH DOCTOR WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LEAVE OH DOCTOR WHY"
i get like he was trying to save her, and **** , and he didn't say, because she'd object, but like. wow. shut up you twat. let me just take your wardrobe so you can die already **** off.
It was rescued by the last 10 minutes, though.
User avatar #88 to #87 - theshadowed ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
I dunno. I liked the whole Doctor as a defender part, that was nice. i think the aliens should've started beating the **** out of each other as well though
User avatar #89 to #88 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
Would have been amusing
User avatar #90 to #89 - theshadowed ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Cybermen vs. Daleks Round 2
User avatar #91 to #90 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
Yeah man
xD
I'm waiting for this damned game to finish downloading I want to play iiiiit
User avatar #92 to #91 - theshadowed ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Which game?
User avatar #94 to #93 - theshadowed ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Did you manage to get L4d2 when it was free?
User avatar #96 to #95 - theshadowed ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Dude we'll have to play it sometime
User avatar #97 to #96 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
We should yeah
I'm still figuring **** out
I warn you though
I'm a cautious gamer
I get too immersed in games and treat it as though it's real life.
User avatar #98 to #97 - theshadowed ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Cautions good. Means I won't have to keep healing your sorry arse
I've played it before, and I always pick up some kind of melee weapon. So I am constantly accidentally pissing of witches, tanks, etc by running into them
User avatar #99 to #98 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
I've not played it. Heard about it though so I got excited when it was free.
Closest thing I've played to it's probably Hellgate.
User avatar #100 to #99 - theshadowed ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Its a good co-op game
User avatar #101 to #100 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2013) [-]
Idunno I've never played any co-op
User avatar #69 to #68 - theshadowed ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Danke shun
User avatar #70 to #69 - infernalinsolence (11/20/2013) [-]
Enjoy your feels, sweetcheeks.
User avatar #71 to #70 - theshadowed ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Awww, and it was going to be such a happy evening
User avatar #72 to #71 - infernalinsolence (11/20/2013) [-]
The Sherstrade is a Tumblr exclusive.
Shipping Out is also on You need to login to view this link
User avatar #73 to #72 - theshadowed ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Its good. Very good
User avatar #74 to #73 - infernalinsolence (11/20/2013) [-]
Spasiba.
User avatar #75 to #74 - theshadowed ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Gern geschehen
User avatar #76 to #75 - infernalinsolence (11/20/2013) [-]
Dude
I'm apparently going to be on tv
like woah
User avatar #77 to #76 - theshadowed ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
wat. explain. now
User avatar #78 to #77 - infernalinsolence (11/21/2013) [-]
young carer's thaaaaang
charity gala bc the co-op raised money for us awyiss
User avatar #79 to #78 - theshadowed ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
Like with your school, or a group of friends? Tell me when its on, and I'll cheer you on
User avatar #80 to #79 - infernalinsolence (11/21/2013) [-]
idk but the gala itself is on the 5th of December in Manchester
we're doing a lantern parade
BUT WE'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THE GALA ITSELF
WHICH IS KIND OF STRANGE BECAUSE LIKE
IT'S IN OUR HONOUR???
User avatar #81 to #80 - theshadowed ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
Whos honour is this now. I am slightly confused. Like, just you, or you and friends, or some kind of group?
And wtf why don't they let you in the gala. Is it in school time or some **** ?
User avatar #82 to #81 - infernalinsolence (11/21/2013) [-]
It's in the evening as far as I know You need to login to view this link
But it's the young carer's group bc the charity the coop is supporting is the carer's trust
which yc is part of
User avatar #83 to #82 - theshadowed ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
Oh. I didn't know what yc was. That looks cool. I found their website. Is it just online?
I almost got to be on itv around February. I was doing F1 in schools and at the first round I was talking to the itv guy about it and he asked for an interview with me but then i got called off for the presentation part and i didn't even start until a half hour later and then he had left. I'm still pissed off
User avatar #55 - infernalinsolence (10/30/2013) [-]
WE HAVE A DATE FOR SHERLOCK
THERE IS A UK DATE FOR SHERLOCK
User avatar #58 to #55 - theshadowed ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeh I am pretty ashamed I haven't watched Sherlock yet
User avatar #57 to #55 - theshadowed ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
WHAT? WHEN? THIS HAS CONVINCED ME TO WATCH IT
On the other had I found this really website, just watched Man o' Steel and Kick Ass 2. **** Kick Ass 2 is a lot more depressing that its predecessor.
User avatar #59 to #57 - infernalinsolence (10/30/2013) [-]
29TH DECEMBER
THIS YEAR
User avatar #60 to #59 - theshadowed ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
THATS GOOD. I AM PHYSCHED FOR A LOT OF THINGS. LIKE DA INQUISITION. BUT THATS NEXT ******* AUTUMN.

On the topic of games, I just got the Witcher 2 on steam. Its pretty good.
User avatar #61 to #60 - infernalinsolence (10/31/2013) [-]
DRACULA TONIGHT
User avatar #62 to #61 - theshadowed ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
**** I'll record it. I'm actually socializing tonight
User avatar #63 to #62 - infernalinsolence (10/31/2013) [-]
I was socializing on Saturday last week
and probably will be this weekend too.
User avatar #64 to #63 - theshadowed ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
I'd never actually been to a house party before. Fun ****
User avatar #66 to #64 - infernalinsolence (11/01/2013) [-]
also Dracula is a piece of **** don't watch it
User avatar #67 to #66 - theshadowed ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
I just watched World War Z. Not as good as the book, but **** yeah, Wales and Capaldi
User avatar #53 - forkutensil (10/06/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
User avatar #54 to #53 - theshadowed ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Have I irritated you in some way? In that case, please hold. There are currently 1.234.908 people with a grudge in front of you. We appreciate your choice of disliking us, and your anger is important to us
User avatar #31 - ariusbrightwing (04/29/2013) [-]
Ohh "Darkness" and "shadows". Go hide, coward shade.
#27 - backinsack (12/04/2012) [-]
just wanted to say I've discovered this site recently and has good as the content is you guys are serious asshole's,
I've never seen such stupidy and people getting so upset about a 'repost'...its the ******* internet, do u seriously get upset after seeing something than once...anyway i wanted to join but once i saw how much of an asshole even ur kim jong...wow...the cooliest thing here is honostly the brony community that lead me here
User avatar #19 - cakefaceify (10/25/2012) [-]
The butthurt was very strong with that one.
User avatar #14 - martinapplejack (09/02/2012) [-]
Oh, I see you're British. I apologize if I've come across as being a bit if an ass. I thought I was arguing with an American (no offense to them, but I've found them to be the most unbearable group on the internet and have very little patience when talking to them)
PS Is that a dildo in the previous comment?
User avatar #15 to #14 - theshadowed ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
Are you British as well? The Americans don't seem to know the definition of tolerance, I agree
User avatar #16 to #15 - martinapplejack (09/03/2012) [-]
It says so on my passport
#12 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
no
no
User avatar #30 to #12 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Do not think I have forgotten this attack. I WILL have my revenge, criminal scum
User avatar #13 to #12 - theshadowed ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
Who ARE you?
User avatar #11 - bacterialmetal (06/12/2012) [-]
no
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