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Steam Profile: Eren Jaeger
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Attack on Titan Tribute Game, Dark Souls, Batman Arkham Origins, Star Wars The Old Republic, Chivalry Medieval Warfare/ Deadliest Warrior, Assassin's Creed 4, Battlefield 4, Halo 4, Call of Duty: Ghosts, Payday 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Dark Souls, Dark Souls 2
X-box Gamertag: TheRealTotodile
PSN: I don't like PlayStation.
Interests: Attack on Titan, other animes, Dark Souls, Pokemon, Spartans, Halo, Star Wars, Werewolves, Zombies, Gaming, Transformers, Marvel Comics, DC Comics, Dark Souls lore, and hating bronies.
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I am absolutely in love with Attack on Titan, Halo, Dark Souls, and Pokemon. I play Xbox 360 and PC regularly, and I love to hate bronies.

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#11 - If someone could edit it to have an explosion once the bug hit… 11/20/2014 on The archerfish 0
#84 - Yeah but they don't have stupid ass hair colors and mohawks. 11/15/2014 on therealtotodile's profile 0
#82 - Their moveset isn't the problem for me. I think other than the…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on therealtotodile's profile 0
#83 - lirfy (11/15/2014) [-]
lolol I guess its Feng's way of making him stand out. He should chill just a bit with the titan hair colors, never saw a red haired green haired titan before. But don't titans look really stupid in the show anyway?
User avatar #84 - therealtotodile (11/15/2014) [-]
Yeah but they don't have stupid ass hair colors and mohawks.
#80 - I am conflicted. It's okay, but there's so many things that pi…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/15/2014 on therealtotodile's profile 0
#81 - lirfy (11/15/2014) [-]
Ah, well at least the game is more difficult now. I'm okay with the punks if feng stops making them spam rocks too much (or take it out tbh). I enjoy the challenge of trying to kill it as its attacks are more unpredictable. I just dislike it when I do the hard work to get to and attack the neck, and not ending up killing the titan. And the titan neck grab attack is too fast for me to get into a better position to attack again when that happens

Blade trails are meh, and pretty sure the forest will get fixed
User avatar #82 - therealtotodile (11/15/2014) [-]
Their moveset isn't the problem for me. I think other than the homing rocks, they are fine. But they just look so freaking stupid.
#83 - lirfy (11/15/2014) [-]
lolol I guess its Feng's way of making him stand out. He should chill just a bit with the titan hair colors, never saw a red haired green haired titan before. But don't titans look really stupid in the show anyway?
User avatar #84 - therealtotodile (11/15/2014) [-]
Yeah but they don't have stupid ass hair colors and mohawks.
#29 - I'm sorry that's happening. Unity is honestly my favorite Assa…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on The new assassin's creed... 0
#31 - angelious (11/14/2014) [-]
yeah. as far as i saw despite the somewhat stiff gameplay. there is still a good game underneath it all

i cant wait till they patch it up good enough for it to atleast work without crashing so i can play it..
#23 - I've heard of that, but is it only on PC where that happens? B…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2014 on The new assassin's creed... 0
User avatar #43 - xonorithedruid (11/14/2014) [-]
I have mine for the PS4. Mainly the American servers are not playing co-op at all. I have friends in Australia who are playing just fine with Co-Op and connecting to Uplay.
#26 - angelious (11/14/2014) [-]
apparently xbox one works the best. and even that is prone to shitload of bugs glitches and stuff

ps4 is mainly frame rate drops and glitches


and pc one is prone to crashing...atleast to me it crashed 4 times during my two hours of gameplay.
User avatar #29 - therealtotodile (11/14/2014) [-]
I'm sorry that's happening. Unity is honestly my favorite Assassin's Creed so far so it must suck to have technical issues ruin the experience.
#31 - angelious (11/14/2014) [-]
yeah. as far as i saw despite the somewhat stiff gameplay. there is still a good game underneath it all

i cant wait till they patch it up good enough for it to atleast work without crashing so i can play it..
#141 - Picture 11/13/2014 on Knife Pronz +2
#30 - My dick loved it, but my feelings didn't. 11/12/2014 on See you in hell +2
#20 - Okay. Sorry. 11/06/2014 on Hand Positioning 0
#24 - Just google "Geiger counter hentai" and click on the…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Wanna check out my cool van? 0
User avatar #26 - ninjaroo (11/05/2014) [-]
I share your sentiments.
User avatar #71 - playercz (11/05/2014) [-]
What was so bad about it?
User avatar #75 - ninjaroo (11/06/2014) [-]
It's rather well written child rape. It's not the worst thing I've seen by any measure, but it wasn't comfortable.
User avatar #76 - playercz (11/06/2014) [-]
all righty then
User avatar #25 - ninjaroo (11/05/2014) [-]
I'll return with my verdict as soon as appropriate.

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#79 - lirfy (11/15/2014) [-]
what do you think of the update?   
   
I personally dont agree with how tiny the titan neck hitboxes is .. its just that circle on the center of his neck that can be damaged. I hit anywhere else, even though its clearly the neck area, nothing happens and I get stuck at the neck to get quickgrabbed. Many times when I attempt air equator, I do a perfect equator and I heard the slash at the neck but it doesnt die    
   
And obv the mohawk titan needs the chill abit with these homing rock throws damn .. maybe do the attack once every 10 seconds or something   
   
hopefully he fixes it hes doing a good job
what do you think of the update?

I personally dont agree with how tiny the titan neck hitboxes is .. its just that circle on the center of his neck that can be damaged. I hit anywhere else, even though its clearly the neck area, nothing happens and I get stuck at the neck to get quickgrabbed. Many times when I attempt air equator, I do a perfect equator and I heard the slash at the neck but it doesnt die

And obv the mohawk titan needs the chill abit with these homing rock throws damn .. maybe do the attack once every 10 seconds or something

hopefully he fixes it hes doing a good job
User avatar #80 to #79 - therealtotodile (11/15/2014) [-]
I am conflicted. It's okay, but there's so many things that piss me off.

I hate the punks. They look retarded, and the rocks are awful. The multiplayer is broken on Forest maps, and the blade trails are a bit annoying
#81 to #80 - lirfy (11/15/2014) [-]
Ah, well at least the game is more difficult now. I'm okay with the punks if feng stops making them spam rocks too much (or take it out tbh). I enjoy the challenge of trying to kill it as its attacks are more unpredictable. I just dislike it when I do the hard work to get to and attack the neck, and not ending up killing the titan. And the titan neck grab attack is too fast for me to get into a better position to attack again when that happens   
   
Blade trails are meh, and pretty sure the forest will get fixed
Ah, well at least the game is more difficult now. I'm okay with the punks if feng stops making them spam rocks too much (or take it out tbh). I enjoy the challenge of trying to kill it as its attacks are more unpredictable. I just dislike it when I do the hard work to get to and attack the neck, and not ending up killing the titan. And the titan neck grab attack is too fast for me to get into a better position to attack again when that happens

Blade trails are meh, and pretty sure the forest will get fixed
User avatar #82 to #81 - therealtotodile (11/15/2014) [-]
Their moveset isn't the problem for me. I think other than the homing rocks, they are fine. But they just look so freaking stupid.
#83 to #82 - lirfy (11/15/2014) [-]
lolol I guess its Feng's way of making him stand out. He should chill just a bit with the titan hair colors, never saw a red haired green haired titan before. But don't titans look really stupid in the show anyway?
lolol I guess its Feng's way of making him stand out. He should chill just a bit with the titan hair colors, never saw a red haired green haired titan before. But don't titans look really stupid in the show anyway?
User avatar #84 to #83 - therealtotodile (11/15/2014) [-]
Yeah but they don't have stupid ass hair colors and mohawks.
#76 - lirfy (06/15/2014) [-]
Look what I got with air equator
#77 to #76 - therealtotodile (06/15/2014) [-]
Nice! My hiighest is 2536. But I never got a screencap of it.
User avatar #78 to #77 - lirfy (06/15/2014) [-]
oh **** , that is power

I really need to get a mouse for this game :C
User avatar #63 - lirfy (05/06/2014) [-]
the aot game update is ******* amazing
#64 to #63 - therealtotodile (05/06/2014) [-]
I know right? The only problem I have with it is that Titan Players are a little bit OP. And the fact that they can climb the walls. Do you have an account on the forum?
User avatar #65 to #64 - lirfy (05/06/2014) [-]
I do but I don't have 10 posts on the forums yet so its not a recognized profile.

I'm sad that Mikasa got the huge gas nerf to 75%. I will continue to main Mikasa though :]
User avatar #66 to #65 - therealtotodile (05/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, but I'm glad Jean finally got nerfed. What's your profile name on the forum?
User avatar #68 to #66 - lirfy (05/06/2014) [-]
Whops I meant 'Big Mikasa Fan'
#69 to #68 - therealtotodile (05/06/2014) [-]
Alright I added you to my friend list.   My profile is A7X Rogue Titan.
Alright I added you to my friend list. My profile is A7X Rogue Titan.
User avatar #70 to #69 - lirfy (05/06/2014) [-]
Gotchu :]

I love A7x as well

Hail to the King
User avatar #71 to #70 - therealtotodile (05/06/2014) [-]
A7X foREVer
#67 to #66 - lirfy (05/06/2014) [-]
'Huge Mikasa Fan'
'Huge Mikasa Fan'

User avatar #55 - xXferaligatrXx (01/13/2014) [-]
your username is glorious
User avatar #49 - themexicanpwner (11/27/2013) [-]
Hey man i ready your post on the front page, sucks that you had to deal with that perverted **** but you seemed to have dealt with it really well, and you have been taking jokes well.
im your friend if you need it bro
User avatar #50 to #49 - therealtotodile (11/27/2013) [-]
Thanks. I've been living with it 10 to 11 years. If I didn't let it out it would have just gotten worse. The jokes help me realize that it already happened a long time ago and now all I've gotta do is move on with my life, even if that means liking pokemon will remind me of it, unfortunately.
#47 - miyutoso (11/27/2013) [-]
You have moxie my friend, and continue to enjoy what you love in your heart.
Please let NO ONE ever take that from you.
#48 to #47 - therealtotodile (11/27/2013) [-]
Thanks, man. I won't.
Thanks, man. I won't.
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#23 - therealtotodile (05/12/2013) [-]
Dumping all my totodile reaction images
Dumping all my totodile reaction images
#44 to #23 - Womens Study Major (05/12/2013) [-]
Thank you. I really appreciate you doing that
User avatar #20 - mayormilkman (04/04/2013) [-]
Hey there Totodile! Here's a comment for ya! It's just for the night, though.
#21 to #20 - therealtotodile (04/04/2013) [-]
Thanks pal!
Thanks pal!
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (04/22/2013) [-]
Oh hello! I have returned for this.
#11 - monkeysmist (12/14/2012) [-]
Best pokeman!
Best pokeman!
#12 to #11 - therealtotodile (12/14/2012) [-]
You are too kind!
You are too kind!
#8 - mayormilkman (09/15/2012) [-]
best pokemon
User avatar #7 - therealtotodile (08/10/2012) [-]
**therealtotodile rolled user xsumir ** I HAVE SUMMONED THEE TO BID YOU HELLO!
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