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#7 - Okay but now she gets raped by Harambe sooooo 17 hours ago on Stuck in Ice 0
#6 - This is the best Zenyatta meme 17 hours ago on Getting Separated -1
#12 - I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING TOMORROW NIGHT 17 hours ago on The Imagination of this... +6
#95 - KICK HIS ASS SERGEANT 18 hours ago on code +1
#94 - Well ****.  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on code 0
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#117 - accalia (8 hours ago) [-]
Thor was really pissed off as this is shortly after Stark killed Rogers, he'd also found out about Stark having made a false Thor, which they claimed was the real Thor, Thor meanwhile was dealing with Ragnarok in Asgard and the fall of the eight other realms. He brought Asgard from its realm to Earth with the help of a dying Odin Allfather to land he had legally purchased in order to try and save his people, Stark and the government who had enlisted the Super hero registration act wouldn't have the Asgardians setting up in lands that had recently endured the extremely bloody civil war without at first agreeing to obey American laws, this plus a few other things upset the last of the Asgardians most who left and died in the cosmos. When Thor found out Starks hand in literally all of this he got extraordinarily pissed off and had his brother Loki assist him in sabotaging anything Stark could use to force Thor to submit to his will. Long story short Stark was a dick, Thor was a refugee and nearly turned away
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#100 - thechosentroll (17 hours ago) [-]
That's the difference between movie Thor and comic Thor - comic Thor is an ACTUAL fucking god. We're not talking god in the "really really powerful" sense, we're talking god in the "omnipotent" sense. After Odin kicks the bucket and he inherits his powers, he becomes literally omnipotent. He could fold the universe in two just by clenching his asshole hard enough.
#39 - What he said VVVVV it's a great game 08/24/2016 on Shut Down 0
#73 - >updates >more code >more functions >g… 08/24/2016 on A good reason to never buy... +1
#6 - Guys it's Overwatch, can't you tell how funny it is? 08/23/2016 on Scrombood ! 0
#22 - I wouldn't exactly call a man with no dick 'fine'  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2016 on Brother +4
#29 - thempc (08/23/2016) [-]
genji could very well have a dick, it's just not something that the devs would go out of their way to confirm
#56 - I laughed my ******* ass off but this is legitimate torture wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2016 on I am contesting the objective +26
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#64 - warrenzthehero (08/23/2016) [-]
If I were to guess it's one of those "cure your ocd/phobia" things.
#57 - epicactual (08/23/2016) [-]
Because people like me and you laugh our asses off

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