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Gender: male
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X-box Gamertag: Cloysmeatshield
PSN: Fishyxander
Interests: anime
Date Signed Up:6/11/2012
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#2746177 - hi 2 hours ago on Friendly 0
#2746175 - mice, rats, ants, bees, all the critters that invade houses. 2 hours ago on Friendly 0
#2746108 - I've played this game since release. I've done everything … 2 hours ago on Friendly +1
#2746104 - n1 3 hours ago on Friendly +1
#2746102 - yeah but I don't into rodents, the way they move scare the …  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #2746112 - pyyro (2 hours ago) [-]
You're scared of chubby, fluffy rats waddling around?
User avatar #2746175 - therealfishyxander (2 hours ago) [-]
mice, rats, ants, bees, all the critters that invade houses.
#2746101 - tfw 80% winrate with sona this season. tfw 0% winrate with…  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #2746105 - djdaly (3 hours ago) [-]
I was doing damage supports before it was cool

/hipsterglasses
User avatar #2746108 - therealfishyxander (2 hours ago) [-]
I've played this game since release.
I've done everything for support
#2746096 - cats are good. I'm scared to ***** of rodents, so n…  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #2746097 - pyyro (3 hours ago) [-]
He acts more like a cat.

Or a person.

He's weird.
User avatar #2746102 - therealfishyxander (3 hours ago) [-]
yeah but I don't into rodents, the way they move scare the shit out of me
User avatar #2746112 - pyyro (2 hours ago) [-]
You're scared of chubby, fluffy rats waddling around?
User avatar #2746175 - therealfishyxander (2 hours ago) [-]
mice, rats, ants, bees, all the critters that invade houses.
#2746095 - >nautilus game >rocking it with multiple kills for m…  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #2746098 - djdaly (3 hours ago) [-]
"I play support so I'm actually super intelligent and important"
User avatar #2746101 - therealfishyxander (3 hours ago) [-]
tfw 80% winrate with sona this season.
tfw 0% winrate with bard this season.

supports don't matter.
unless they get damage :^)
User avatar #2746105 - djdaly (3 hours ago) [-]
I was doing damage supports before it was cool

/hipsterglasses
User avatar #2746108 - therealfishyxander (2 hours ago) [-]
I've played this game since release.
I've done everything for support
#2746091 - good to hear, don't overwork yourself  [+] (6 new replies) 3 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #2746093 - pyyro (3 hours ago) [-]
If I die you can have one of my cats.

Or my rat.
User avatar #2746096 - therealfishyxander (3 hours ago) [-]
cats are good.
I'm scared to shits of rodents, so no rats pls
User avatar #2746097 - pyyro (3 hours ago) [-]
He acts more like a cat.

Or a person.

He's weird.
User avatar #2746102 - therealfishyxander (3 hours ago) [-]
yeah but I don't into rodents, the way they move scare the shit out of me
User avatar #2746112 - pyyro (2 hours ago) [-]
You're scared of chubby, fluffy rats waddling around?
User avatar #2746175 - therealfishyxander (2 hours ago) [-]
mice, rats, ants, bees, all the critters that invade houses.
#2746087 - and the 7 hour gap wasn't passing out?  [+] (8 new replies) 3 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #2746090 - pyyro (3 hours ago) [-]
Well the seven hour gap was me at school.

I had to sit down and chill out a couple of times but other than that I'm gucci
User avatar #2746091 - therealfishyxander (3 hours ago) [-]
good to hear, don't overwork yourself
User avatar #2746093 - pyyro (3 hours ago) [-]
If I die you can have one of my cats.

Or my rat.
User avatar #2746096 - therealfishyxander (3 hours ago) [-]
cats are good.
I'm scared to shits of rodents, so no rats pls
User avatar #2746097 - pyyro (3 hours ago) [-]
He acts more like a cat.

Or a person.

He's weird.
User avatar #2746102 - therealfishyxander (3 hours ago) [-]
yeah but I don't into rodents, the way they move scare the shit out of me
User avatar #2746112 - pyyro (2 hours ago) [-]
You're scared of chubby, fluffy rats waddling around?
User avatar #2746175 - therealfishyxander (2 hours ago) [-]
mice, rats, ants, bees, all the critters that invade houses.

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#16969 - cloymax (03/25/2015) [-]
yo.   
   
quick question, after our few games of smite, how do you feel about playing it?   
   
I ask 'cause currently it's having a sale, so the "all the gods pack" barely costs anything and I was gonna give it to you if you wanted.
yo.

quick question, after our few games of smite, how do you feel about playing it?

I ask 'cause currently it's having a sale, so the "all the gods pack" barely costs anything and I was gonna give it to you if you wanted.
User avatar #16970 to #16969 - therealfishyxander (03/25/2015) [-]
I thought it was fun, but I doubt I'll play it outside of playing with you, so if that's fine with you I'd gladly accept the offer, heh
#16971 to #16970 - cloymax (03/25/2015) [-]
well, I'm not sure that's worth it in that case   
do you doubt or are  you sure you won't?
well, I'm not sure that's worth it in that case
do you doubt or are you sure you won't?
#16972 to #16971 - therealfishyxander (03/25/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure I won't, I already play dota, HOTS and league on a regular basis, on top of that I got other steam games.
User avatar #16973 to #16972 - cloymax (03/25/2015) [-]
eh

EH

nevermind then, not like it'll make much of a difference if you do end up wanting it outside of a sale
User avatar #16974 to #16973 - therealfishyxander (03/25/2015) [-]
eh?

it's cool
#16951 - theluppijackal (03/20/2015) [-]
hey
sup buttercup?
User avatar #16952 to #16951 - therealfishyxander (03/20/2015) [-]
just finished rewatching FMA, sup?
User avatar #16953 to #16952 - theluppijackal (03/20/2015) [-]
oh yeah you mentioned you got addicted to that again
kek
Not much
music
Chilling before work
#16955 to #16954 - theluppijackal (03/20/2015) [-]
sup with you?
Besides fma?
User avatar #16956 to #16955 - therealfishyxander (03/20/2015) [-]
well FMA is over so not fma of course.

just heroes of the storm, had some quests I had to get done
User avatar #16957 to #16956 - theluppijackal (03/20/2015) [-]
I haven't vidya'd in a bit
I might pick up a bit more, plus read a bit more manga
Gotta get hype for the upcoming anime con
User avatar #16958 to #16957 - therealfishyxander (03/20/2015) [-]
never been to a con, don't think I will either.

haven't gamed all week due to FMA.
64 episodes in 5 days with app 9 hours work a day is decent.
User avatar #16959 to #16958 - theluppijackal (03/20/2015) [-]
you should tho. They're fun and cheap merch

noice
#16960 to #16959 - therealfishyxander (03/20/2015) [-]
eh, the only merch i've ever owned was a RD hoodie, and I regret having bought that.
what's the point of merch if I'm too ashamed to let people know I watch anime in the first place?

I guess it is.
#16961 to #16960 - theluppijackal (03/20/2015) [-]
>shame
well there's your problem
#16962 to #16961 - therealfishyxander (03/20/2015) [-]
my absolute favourite anime is about saliva and awkward romance.
people think I'm some sort of norwegian death metal addict despite my taste in music varying vastly.
the only anime people know I've watched would be pokemon and dbz...
#16963 to #16962 - theluppijackal (03/20/2015) [-]
Then an anime con is where you'd be right at home
I remember going to the panel for the mysterious girlfriend X dub
It was great! We were the first people to see the dub too!
#16964 to #16963 - therealfishyxander (03/20/2015) [-]
I guess?...

except for the dub part, I can't stand dubs.
#16965 to #16964 - theluppijackal (03/20/2015) [-]
It's actually a really good dub
Well, good for dub standards at least
Solid 8/10
User avatar #16966 to #16965 - therealfishyxander (03/20/2015) [-]
I have the DvD, I know it's good.
sub>dub and the only scenario where that isn't the case is DBZ
User avatar #16967 to #16966 - theluppijackal (03/20/2015) [-]
I suppose
I enjoy dubs as long as their 'good enough' because I'm lazy
User avatar #16968 to #16967 - therealfishyxander (03/20/2015) [-]
I guess that's how it is for native english speakers.
there's not that much difference for a foreigner.
User avatar #16942 - cloymax (03/19/2015) [-]
how's your day off treating you
User avatar #16943 to #16942 - therealfishyxander (03/19/2015) [-]
I regret taking a ranked league game.
so it's time for another one
User avatar #16945 to #16943 - cloymax (03/19/2015) [-]
gross, ranked.

just working, or not.
User avatar #16946 to #16945 - therealfishyxander (03/19/2015) [-]
yeah, first picking bard is bad mkay.
having rambo teammates that use their dashes into my ult when I use it to save them from death and then blame me for thinking "we can't win 3v2" or "we should run since we have vision of the jungler coming to gank"
User avatar #16947 to #16946 - cloymax (03/19/2015) [-]
but yolo rite

rambos are the worst
User avatar #16948 to #16947 - therealfishyxander (03/19/2015) [-]
OMG BARD I WOULD HAVE KILLED THE FED FULL HP ANNIE IN A MATTER OF SECONDS!
ULT FFS BARD
etc.
User avatar #16949 to #16948 - cloymax (03/19/2015) [-]
indeed
User avatar #16913 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Fishy
User avatar #16935 to #16934 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
D:
User avatar #16937 to #16936 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
I dont wanna be good
User avatar #16938 to #16937 - therealfishyxander (03/17/2015) [-]
BAD GIRL!
BAD GIRL! *slap*
User avatar #16939 to #16938 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Nuuh das mean
User avatar #16941 to #16940 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Is okay
User avatar #16915 to #16914 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Hug pls
#16916 to #16915 - therealfishyxander (03/17/2015) [-]
well, alright, I don't mind.
well, alright, I don't mind.
User avatar #16917 to #16916 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Now kill me
User avatar #16919 to #16918 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Do it
User avatar #16921 to #16920 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Pls
User avatar #16922 to #16921 - therealfishyxander (03/17/2015) [-]
why should I?
User avatar #16923 to #16922 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Becoz you like me
User avatar #16924 to #16923 - therealfishyxander (03/17/2015) [-]
and that'd make me kill you?
User avatar #16925 to #16924 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #16927 to #16926 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Please reconsider
User avatar #16928 to #16927 - therealfishyxander (03/17/2015) [-]
there is nothing to consider
User avatar #16929 to #16928 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Fishy :c
User avatar #16931 to #16930 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Just do it plox
User avatar #16933 to #16932 - secretgiver ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
But :c
#16859 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
so I have like no work right now
I mean I could get some
but none that is allocated to me or urgent

sup
User avatar #16893 to #16859 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
for fun
why do you remember the few times I did ********
User avatar #16894 to #16893 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
idk I remember you played twitch and you were like "no I only played ezreal" and I was like "oh yea that was jungle twitcherooni"
remember jungle morde tho

as for utility based gods
I suppose Ymir would be one, he has decent damage for a tank, insane CC and also area blockage
Athena could be considered very utility with a taunt and Shen ult
those being the first supports I could think of
as for junglers
I guess Awilix is the most utility you'd have out of em
since she has reverse Yasuo ult (pulls target to her)
but idk utility is hard to define
User avatar #16895 to #16894 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
heals, CC, MS buffs, buffs in general, damage amplification.
displacement, that sort of stuff
User avatar #16896 to #16895 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
I suppose Aphrotdite would work aswell
she's one of those support mages
User avatar #16897 to #16896 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
the god of love?
how ironic
User avatar #16898 to #16897 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
love & beauty baby

dem hips + dem tits
User avatar #16900 to #16899 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
the kit is pretty nice too, I guess.
very defense-ish
User avatar #16901 to #16900 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
the numbers seem small but I guess I can't be the judge of that since I don't know any of the gods at all.
User avatar #16902 to #16901 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
I never felt her to be weak
she is a mage so scaling is a big part compared to guardians
User avatar #16911 to #16902 - compared ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have a wonderful day!
User avatar #16903 to #16902 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
**** scaling I want to dominate 2v2 early game or smth, lol.
well normally utility supportive heroes are the ones who can do work without money

which is why I enjoy Heroes of the storm.
since you need to be 3 levels ahead before a lead really matters in 1v1 scenarios.
I bought Thrall and had 2 games with him yesterday.
I pretty much 3v1'd and 2v1'd with those 3 level advantages.
since he heals if he's allowed to have a long fight.
User avatar #16904 to #16903 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
if it's about wrecking face in 2v2 early I'd say Ares is the strongest pick
he's unique as a guardian in that his utility, and CC isn't that great but he's got intense dmg even into late

noice
User avatar #16905 to #16904 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
he looks amusing as well
User avatar #16906 to #16905 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
yep

potential team-wiping ultimate aswell.
sadly at this point everyone just knows how to counter it, lol
User avatar #16908 to #16906 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
anyways I'm off maybe even for the day.
night
User avatar #16907 to #16906 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
that's how all ults that can wreck work.

like Thralls one ultimate is litteraly earth shattering moses **** going on.
and at level 20 it gets infinite range if you so desire.
dodging is the counter!
#16860 to #16859 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
yo.
must be nice.
got home a while ago from 1.5 hours overtime, I'm set for meeting in 2.5 hours earlier tomorrow.
effectively giving me 3 hours free time left before I have to go to bed unless I cut from my 7 hours of sleep.
User avatar #16862 to #16860 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
unless the 2.5 hours are just a different shift
User avatar #16866 to #16864 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
this typo amuses me because Ares is a god in smite and I just happened to be thinking about smite
User avatar #16868 to #16866 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
of course it is.
and of course you are, you addict
#16869 to #16868 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
obv the god of war would be in a game about war between gods

listen you don't get to tell me that
User avatar #16876 to #16869 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
well of course.

of course I do, nerd
User avatar #16878 to #16876 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
I think there's actually 3 or 4 gods of war in there.
I know there's 3. might have a 4th one that I'm forgetting.

xcuse u
User avatar #16879 to #16878 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
and wukong and renekton too.
#16880 to #16879 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
pff   
   
Renekton was based off Sobek (as in, the actual god) anyway.   
   
and everyone steals from Sun Wukong, again, the actual god.   
			*******		 Goku is Sun Wukong
pff

Renekton was based off Sobek (as in, the actual god) anyway.

and everyone steals from Sun Wukong, again, the actual god.
******* Goku is Sun Wukong
#16881 to #16880 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
yeah, at least they made sure to give him the name Carrot for his real name instead of that legend name.
yeah, at least they made sure to give him the name Carrot for his real name instead of that legend name.
User avatar #16883 to #16882 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
oh well.
is there any god I'd want to play in that silly game?
User avatar #16885 to #16883 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
that said there are 2 mages that are considered junglers and plenty of mages choose to go into solo lane
User avatar #16886 to #16885 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
sounds like gibberish
User avatar #16887 to #16886 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
not really
that part is just player choice over meta
User avatar #16888 to #16887 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
how can you not have noticed what I like to play
User avatar #16890 to #16888 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
also you played mostly sup with me and you played a lot of em
User avatar #16889 to #16888 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
idk man you played jungler and support and then you were like I'm ADC now
User avatar #16891 to #16889 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
I play ezreal and that's it for ADC's
I play the utility based ones.
User avatar #16892 to #16891 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
oh ye you did twitch jungle
#16884 to #16883 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
you're silly.   
   
well, to be honest, I don't really know what kind of god you would like. I guess I never payed much attention to it in league.   
well, as a foreword, the amount of of roles are a bit downsized compared to league.   
support + tank is one and the same thing, but there are a few mages that could work as a support.   
the meta differs somewhhat, Warriors (Bruisers) in the toplane (the 3 lanes are paralell+vertical here so there's no actual toplane, but a solo lane, also known as short lane because the distance between the first 2 towers are shorter compared to the duo lane), Assassins in the jungle, Mages in middle, hunter (adc) + guardian (support/tank) in the duo lane.   
warriors are kind of a mix between assassins and guardians, so you'll find them jungle or support occasionally.
you're silly.

well, to be honest, I don't really know what kind of god you would like. I guess I never payed much attention to it in league.
well, as a foreword, the amount of of roles are a bit downsized compared to league.
support + tank is one and the same thing, but there are a few mages that could work as a support.
the meta differs somewhhat, Warriors (Bruisers) in the toplane (the 3 lanes are paralell+vertical here so there's no actual toplane, but a solo lane, also known as short lane because the distance between the first 2 towers are shorter compared to the duo lane), Assassins in the jungle, Mages in middle, hunter (adc) + guardian (support/tank) in the duo lane.
warriors are kind of a mix between assassins and guardians, so you'll find them jungle or support occasionally.
User avatar #16910 to #16884 - compared ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have a wonderful day!
#16861 to #16860 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
well that's testicles
so shouldn't you have ******** of overtime after that then?
#16863 to #16861 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
ah.   
well I always meet in 2 hours early on tuesdays, I was "promoted" recently.   
I leave 2 hours earlier as well.   
but I got work every sunday now, although it's only 2 hours every other sunday.   
in effect I have 6 days off a month instead of 8.   
   
brb you just reminded me to write down my overtime for today, I'll count my overtime for this month while I'm at it
ah.
well I always meet in 2 hours early on tuesdays, I was "promoted" recently.
I leave 2 hours earlier as well.
but I got work every sunday now, although it's only 2 hours every other sunday.
in effect I have 6 days off a month instead of 8.

brb you just reminded me to write down my overtime for today, I'll count my overtime for this month while I'm at it
User avatar #16865 to #16863 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
oh boy, what a "promotion". more work.

goodie do that
User avatar #16867 to #16865 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
well it's a base increase to my pay that is above 10%
on top of that I get paid for overtime.

since the 28th last month I've had 18 hours and 45 minutes overtime.
that is including the 1 hour I left early during my last weekend.

so almost 20 hours and there's still 4 more days before the paychecks are made.
User avatar #16870 to #16867 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
it's something? you did mention needing more moneys.

holy **** that's some overtime
User avatar #16871 to #16870 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
yeah...
it's alright.
I need way more money.
like 4 times as much as I have.

well, yeah
User avatar #16872 to #16871 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
ain't no rest for the wicked

well, as long as the payout is worth it
and you're not completely overworking yourself
#16873 to #16872 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
I guess.

well I love my job so I doubt I will take it as overworking myself before I'm up to a standard of 10 hours a day
#16874 to #16873 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
is gr8 that you actually came to like your job.
well what's your current standard?
User avatar #16875 to #16874 - therealfishyxander (03/16/2015) [-]
7.5 and approximately 1 hour overtime a day
User avatar #16877 to #16875 - cloymax (03/16/2015) [-]
is it really overtime if it's already standard

it's quite a lot still though
#16853 - admiralhowe (03/13/2015) [-]
Im instantly bored after logging on.
What are you doing?
#16854 to #16853 - therealfishyxander (03/13/2015) [-]
just finished masturbating to a comic I'd been looking for for ages, still haven't found the english version though
User avatar #16857 to #16854 - edefensive (03/15/2015) [-]
You'll find it!
I have faith!
#16855 to #16854 - admiralhowe (03/13/2015) [-]
I wish i could masturbate a bunch.   
gotta go, dr's appointment. bibi
I wish i could masturbate a bunch.
gotta go, dr's appointment. bibi
User avatar #16856 to #16855 - therealfishyxander (03/13/2015) [-]
that was quick.
#16811 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
I do have all day though cuz easy classes
I do have all day though cuz easy classes
User avatar #16834 to #16833 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
You play it too?
User avatar #16835 to #16834 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
yeah that's what I'm saying.
only just got to 30 yesterday though
User avatar #16836 to #16835 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
40 alplha here!
User avatar #16838 to #16837 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
Heartsick#2807 or 2708 cant recall
User avatar #16839 to #16838 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
#2536 would be my tag
User avatar #16840 to #16839 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
pretty sure it isn't just #2536
User avatar #16841 to #16840 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
obviously not
User avatar #16842 to #16841 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
....
mind giving me the other half?
User avatar #16843 to #16842 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
make a wild guess
User avatar #16844 to #16843 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
Azelia or Marcin.
User avatar #16846 to #16845 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
you can sigh all you want but it could be anything.
User avatar #16848 to #16846 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
so FIshyxander#2536...
User avatar #16849 to #16848 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
it couldve been multiple combinations doofus.
User avatar #16850 to #16849 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
no it could not
User avatar #16851 to #16850 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
Fishy#2536
Therealfishy#2536
Fishyxan#2536
etc
User avatar #16852 to #16851 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
why would I name myself something that stupid?
User avatar #16847 to #16846 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
I am fishy in all things
User avatar #16813 to #16812 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
Yea what is it fishy?
User avatar #16814 to #16813 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
...
stop slacking and just tell me
User avatar #16815 to #16814 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
Tell you what? I honestly have no idea what you are talking about ~
User avatar #16817 to #16816 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
Dude im just ******* with ye. There is nothing
#16819 to #16818 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
I just like to tease. Im always up talking though
User avatar #16820 to #16819 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
you should sleep in that case
User avatar #16821 to #16820 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
Why? Its 1213 pm
User avatar #16823 to #16821 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
oh, we're in the same time zone then
User avatar #16824 to #16823 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
Ye im dutch you silly Viking
User avatar #16825 to #16824 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
I don't know what that's supposed to mean
User avatar #16826 to #16825 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
.... Netherlands is literally southwest of your country.
User avatar #16827 to #16826 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
I'm not silly
User avatar #16828 to #16827 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
Are you sure?
User avatar #16830 to #16829 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
So whatcha up 2? Besides being a butt
User avatar #16831 to #16830 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2015) [-]
just had a couple of games of heroes of the storm.
youse?
User avatar #16832 to #16831 - heartsickruben (03/10/2015) [-]
Oh man you play it 2?
Im almost done with classes but still gave a 40 min cozy bus ride
#16795 - djdaly ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Hai
User avatar #16796 to #16795 - therealfishyxander (02/28/2015) [-]
hello male-kisser
User avatar #16797 to #16796 - djdaly ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Woah
You think I like dudes or something?
#16799 to #16798 - djdaly ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Are we 			******		 or what?
Are we ****** or what?
User avatar #16800 to #16799 - therealfishyxander (02/28/2015) [-]
what no, don't make it gay
User avatar #16801 to #16800 - djdaly ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Fine geez

How was your non-homo day?
User avatar #16802 to #16801 - therealfishyxander (02/28/2015) [-]
I ****** 3 dudes before breakfast.

sup?
User avatar #16803 to #16802 - djdaly ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
s-same

Just sitting at work, slacking off, talking to you and other peeps.

Also listening to some new music.
User avatar #16805 to #16803 - therealfishyxander (02/28/2015) [-]
anyways, I gotsa go.
cya matey
User avatar #16806 to #16805 - djdaly ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
See ya later hotshot
User avatar #16808 to #16807 - djdaly ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Damnit you came back as I was going to bed!

I'll have to flirt with you tomorrow.
User avatar #16804 to #16803 - therealfishyxander (02/28/2015) [-]
sure bro.
I was joking, gayyyy

stop slacking off every damn day!
#16782 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
heyo
#16783 to #16782 - therealfishyxander (02/25/2015) [-]
you only did that because I said it was flattering, lol.
you only did that because I said it was flattering, lol.
#16784 to #16783 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
and you said you didnt mind, most people prefer skype, but i prefer to spam pictures at people
#16785 to #16784 - therealfishyxander (02/25/2015) [-]
hmm, I prefer FJ anyday, skype is great for privacy and chatting at a higher pace, FJ is ehh... more casual chatting?
#16786 to #16785 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
spamming pictures!
User avatar #16787 to #16786 - therealfishyxander (02/25/2015) [-]
that image reminds me of one you gave me of yourself.

not bad
#16788 to #16787 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
thats lewd =-=
User avatar #16789 to #16788 - therealfishyxander (02/25/2015) [-]
well nobody beats me on the subject.
well they can beat me if they insist of course
#16790 to #16789 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
maybe someones interested in that but honetly ive been getting pogressivly more submissive as time passes
User avatar #16791 to #16790 - therealfishyxander (02/25/2015) [-]
yeah you did mention that.
#16792 to #16791 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
im gonna hit up some league, if you use skype or leave a comment i will get back to you
im gonna hit up some league, if you use skype or leave a comment i will get back to you
User avatar #16793 to #16792 - therealfishyxander (02/25/2015) [-]
fair enough, I'm playing heroes of the storm with my big brother so I guess I'll just hit you up later
User avatar #16794 to #16793 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
oki
#16775 to #16693 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
just let me rest on your lap...

hmm, it's not what a man would want to hear about his genitalia at all, what's so cute about it?...
#16776 to #16775 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Fine, fine...

I dunno.
It's just interesting.
#16777 to #16776 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
a gift from a godess!
I'll never get the image out of my head now.

hmm... so you don't actually get aroused by it?
#16778 to #16777 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Pfff

Nope.
Sorry.
User avatar #16779 to #16778 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
hmm...

so you pretend?...
#16780 to #16779 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
It made you happy, no?    
   
Anyway, that's quite enough insight into the mind of Eden.    
I'm gonna sleep now.    
Goodnight.
It made you happy, no?

Anyway, that's quite enough insight into the mind of Eden.
I'm gonna sleep now.
Goodnight.
#16781 to #16780 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
hmm... it'd be too troublesome to start whining about it.
I'm not pure in the first place, taking what I can get should be plenty to me...

it was interesting.
sleep tight
#16755 to #16693 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
a switch?...   
sounds way too convenient.   
flick it a few times please.
a switch?...
sounds way too convenient.
flick it a few times please.
#16756 to #16755 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
So like, stop liking some fetishes?
#16757 to #16756 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
no I obviously want you all out fetish mode.

there's no fun in just turning them off, you can do that when I'm not around.
not that I expect it to work any way like that.
#16758 to #16757 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Geez, lewdy.

It kinda works like that.
Though obviously I'm subject to normal tendencies to stop liking or start liking certain fetishes randomly.
Though as of the past few months, none of them turn me on, lewdy.
#16759 to #16758 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
hmpf...

yeah but only kind of.
what was your last fetish then?
do you just look through porn till you find something you want to try to like?...
#16760 to #16759 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Don't remember.
And not really.
I just get thoughts sometimes, and I decide whether or not I like it or not.
#16761 to #16760 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
hmm, figured, or rather, I probably shouldn't ask as long as I'm not involved...
sorry.

I'd love to hear of such thoughts though...
#16762 to #16761 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
I feel like you are gonna try stacking fetishes onto me now...
User avatar #16763 to #16762 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
hmm, you did the same thing to me way way way back and all you've done is add more since.

it really isn't about that, more so that I happen to be very curious.
both about you and your gender in general.
it's a mystery
#16764 to #16763 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
That was your own fault.

You mean sexuality?

Ask away if you have questions.
#16765 to #16764 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
sure ms. "I smell my pillow at night"

eh... more turn-on's really.
like what do girls find attractive about men and such...
#16766 to #16765 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Over a year ago.

Couldn't tell you.
#16767 to #16766 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
doesn't make it any less cute you dork <3

figured...
#16768 to #16767 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
It so does.

I dunno why you asked that.
I told you I'm not really attracted to anything.
User avatar #16769 to #16768 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
how so?
did you become EVEN CUTER this year or something?

mhmmm... well you still feel attracted at times, right?
#16770 to #16769 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Wasn't to begin with.

Nope.
User avatar #16771 to #16770 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
what a joke...

so nothing about men is attracting?
then why do you enjoy watching me masturbate?
what about it do you like?
#16772 to #16771 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'm a joke.

I just think it's cute.
#16773 to #16772 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
geez give me a break darling...

I'd be offended if I weren't into being dominated.
#16774 to #16773 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Never.

Knew you would be okay with it.
User avatar #16735 to #16693 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
mhmm... the best kind.

I guess it would, it's just unlike you to bring something like that up.
User avatar #16736 to #16735 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
I dunno.

I'm just tired and stuff.
Brain is all over.
User avatar #16737 to #16736 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
you don't know?
just move your hands up your legs how can you not agree that it's the best thing ever?

and stuff?
please don't leave your brain all over, you might get hurt...
#16738 to #16737 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
They feel like legs alright.

RIP me.
#16739 to #16738 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
you don't appreciate this sort of stuff at all...
such a shame.

want me to rest with you?
probably less lonely.
though I guess it wouldn't be peaceful at all...
#16740 to #16739 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, I dunno.
I've been bordering on asexuality lately I think...

Geez...
Lewd even with the dead.
Should I add necrophilia to the list?
#16741 to #16740 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
I don't think people turn asexual...
urgeless lately then?

you make it sound like you aren't a special case to me.
#16742 to #16741 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
I mean, I've always been kinda confused about that stuff.
Just, past few months not been interested in sex, and I've never been into dating.

I dunno man.
Seems a little far.
User avatar #16743 to #16742 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
I see...
must be tiresome...

hmm, I am joking, though resting and being with you both sounds great.
User avatar #16744 to #16743 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Sarcasm?

Maybe.
I feel like sleeping next to someone is more trouble than it's worth.
User avatar #16745 to #16744 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
no, I'm bicurious and always horny, I can't really imagine being so vague about it.... or something.

hmmm... most people sleep better together as far as I know.
#16746 to #16745 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
eh
I dunno what I like, and maybe I don't like anything at all.
It'll sort out in time.

I feel like they would take up space, and breathe on me, and touch me, and no thanks.
User avatar #16747 to #16746 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
must be nice to be that calm about it though.
I can't do anything but admire that kind of thinking.
I'm more like a parasite in that regard.

you make it sound like your fetish is much more about convenience than anything...
#16748 to #16747 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, but it's a lot clearer for you.
My case is don't know, don't care.

It's not really a fetish.
I just want to be able to sleep.
#16749 to #16748 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
"I might like guys" isn't all that clear in the first place...
oh well...

I meant the whole tiny thing, you make it sound like that fetish is just for the sake of convenience.
User avatar #16750 to #16749 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
"Might" isn't particularly clear.

I guess.
I can like stuff if I need to.
User avatar #16751 to #16750 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
exactly, my point.

you can force yourself to?... what?

god I'd give a lot to get rid of my fetish.
well not the Eden fetish, I enjoy that one.
User avatar #16752 to #16751 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Well, you've got a lot of big fetishes, so you like girls for sure at least.
Guys are a maybe.
Clearer than everything being a maybe.

Can't you? Odd.
User avatar #16753 to #16752 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
hehe, big fetishes... heheh....
yeah I love girls.

how would I force myself to enjoy something?
how do you?
User avatar #16754 to #16753 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
I dunno.
It's like a mental switch.
I's not hard for me.
#16715 to #16693 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
eh, sorry if I struck a nerve...

basically I'm paid like a kid, my salary is only half of what it'll be once my education is over, maybe less than half even.
the rules are rather simple, you can loan up to 3.5 times your yearly salary.
which in my case is a little over half of what a house costs.
#16716 to #16715 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
How can that be legal...?
User avatar #16717 to #16716 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
because it's education?
most people pay for education you know.
#16718 to #16717 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, but you're 21.
Isn't there like minimum wage and stuff?
#16719 to #16718 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
well of course there is.
trainee's just get paid like those below 18 since it's education.
look at it from the employer's POV, full pay to an adult who knows nothing about his trade?

I might have been bred for this occupation but that doesn't make my parents any wealthier or any more willing to pay me like that.
there's already a shortage of work for trainee's since employer's can't afford to have one/don't want to bother teaching.
#16720 to #16719 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, but it's minimum wage.
You pay inexperienced people minimum wage.
You can't go below it, otherwise it's not the minimum wage, now is it?
#16721 to #16720 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
eh... I don't know how to explain it to you...
trainee's aren't seen as employers but students.
as such being paid at all is wonderful, no?
#16723 to #16722 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
were you actually hoping that I'd let you move in?
you seem rather strongly affected by the matter.
#16724 to #16723 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Well you're getting ****** in the butt by this.
It sucks.

Also.
I'm becoming a double amputee.
#16725 to #16724 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
hmm...
only on the moving out part.
I could find a room the same size as the one I live in right now, but it seems pointless, I wouldn't have a kitchen...

what now?
#16726 to #16725 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Always about the food...

I have a rash, so I'm cutting off my lower half.
#16727 to #16726 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
I have 80% of the kitchenware already... what would I do with all of that if I can't cook?
also if I can't cook I'll be forced to spend money on finished products/go out every day.
such a thing is expensive as hell... and I'm poor.

I'd rather you didn't, though i wouldn't mind carrying you around...
#16728 to #16727 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm sure there would be a place with a kitchen as well.
How about renting?

Too late.
#16729 to #16728 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm talking about renting.

welp, c'mere Imma carry you everywhere from now on.
a world without those legs is not worth living in *sob*
#16730 to #16729 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Why do you need a loan for renting?

Also, you gotta explain something to me.
I have a picture on my desktop named "Fishy likes legs"
Do you have any idea what that means?
User avatar #16731 to #16730 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
I don't, It's just Reeeeeeaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyyyyy expensive.
basically the monthly wages are lower for a loan worth 200 grand than it is to rent an appartment 1/5th the size of the house I'd buy for 200 grand.

you seriously have that on your desktop of all places?...
we talked about your legs in that cosplay IRL you've given me, it got lewd and you ended up giving me male porn when I was hoping for something else.
that specific image was something you gave me over skype and that is why it has that title.
User avatar #16732 to #16731 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Ah
Odd.

I just mean desktop computer rather than my laptop.
It's a drawing of some girl in a subway I think.
User avatar #16733 to #16732 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
yeah which is why I wanted to just buy right away...

oh lol, makes more sense.
my guess would be that she has those typical camouflage colours on her clothing for some reason, I can't recall the actual image at all though.
what made you think of that image anyway?
User avatar #16734 to #16733 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
She has long legs.
That's all I remember.
But talking about legs just made me remember.
#16694 to #16693 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
Afternoon.

what's up?
#16695 to #16694 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Not a whole lot.
just got into bed.

You?
User avatar #16696 to #16695 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
I see.
contacting me first thing after going to bed.
am I some sort of replacement for counting sheep?

I'm watching Hyouka, it's right down my alley.
User avatar #16697 to #16696 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Yup
Counting perverts.
Heh

Oh, cool.
Enjoy it.
#16698 to #16697 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
figured those would have a different effect on you.

it is cool.
don't leave
User avatar #16699 to #16698 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
You calling me lewd, boy?

Wasn't planning on it.
That sounded kinda sad though.
User avatar #16700 to #16699 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm just saying that I didn't expect you to find me boring.

oh, but... I guess i misunderstood.
wouldn't be the first time someone figured that it'd be best to leave me be.
User avatar #16701 to #16700 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
But I don't?

Aww honey.
Is something wrong?
User avatar #16702 to #16701 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
we are talking past each other... heh.

not really.
I usually end up distancing myself further from people when I get into a new game, I guess I've been lonely as of late.
#16703 to #16702 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Aww...
Well now I'm here.

So what's this new game?
#16704 to #16703 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
happens.

yeah, I'm glad you are.
it's just dota 2.
I mean, I've played with waddy for the most part, but it's not like they're the talkative type to begin with so I might as well had been playing with someone from a game clan or something...
#16705 to #16704 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Ah
That's no fun
Poke her in the ribs
#16706 to #16705 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
eh...
I didn't say it was unfun, if I didn't have fun I wouldn't be playing.
I'm just saying the difference between going solo and playing with them is rather vague outside of playing with more experienced players..
#16707 to #16706 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
I have no doubts that it's fun, but them leaving you in the cold like that... Not fun...
#16708 to #16707 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm not following...
#16709 to #16708 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
I just mean not talking and stuff...
Forget it.

How's life been?
User avatar #16711 to #16709 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
and you?

figured something out with college? you did mention some sort of issue after all...
#16710 to #16709 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
hmm...
we're too much the same type, neither of us bring much to a conversation, you feel?

mhmm... my chances for moving out went down the drain, the banks are way more strict than in the past, so I'll be living at home for 3 more years.
my sis got her drivers license a few days ago.
I saw American sniper in Copenhagen yesterday.
all in all it's below my average really...
#16712 to #16710 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
How can they do that!?
You make enough money, you've got a stable job!
That's not fair!
#16713 to #16712 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
well actually I don't make enough money...

I don't recall mentioning my salary to you... did I?
#16714 to #16713 - edefensive (02/17/2015) [-]
Well no, but still, surely you make enough.
You work so hard all the time.
This is just stupid...
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