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Gender: male
Age: 21
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X-box Gamertag: Cloysmeatshield
PSN: Fishyxander
Interests: anime
Date Signed Up:6/11/2012
Last Login:2/28/2015
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#16805 - anyways, I gotsa go. cya matey  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on therealfishyxander's profile 0
User avatar #16806 - djdaly (13 hours ago) [-]
See ya later hotshot
#16804 - sure bro. I was joking, gayyyy stop slacking off … 14 hours ago on therealfishyxander's profile 0
#16802 - I ****** 3 dudes before breakfast. sup?  [+] (4 new replies) 14 hours ago on therealfishyxander's profile 0
User avatar #16803 - djdaly (14 hours ago) [-]
s-same

Just sitting at work, slacking off, talking to you and other peeps.

Also listening to some new music.
User avatar #16805 - therealfishyxander (14 hours ago) [-]
anyways, I gotsa go.
cya matey
User avatar #16806 - djdaly (13 hours ago) [-]
See ya later hotshot
User avatar #16804 - therealfishyxander (14 hours ago) [-]
sure bro.
I was joking, gayyyy

stop slacking off every damn day!
#16800 - what no, don't make it gay  [+] (6 new replies) 14 hours ago on therealfishyxander's profile 0
User avatar #16801 - djdaly (14 hours ago) [-]
Fine geez

How was your non-homo day?
User avatar #16802 - therealfishyxander (14 hours ago) [-]
I fucked 3 dudes before breakfast.

sup?
User avatar #16803 - djdaly (14 hours ago) [-]
s-same

Just sitting at work, slacking off, talking to you and other peeps.

Also listening to some new music.
User avatar #16805 - therealfishyxander (14 hours ago) [-]
anyways, I gotsa go.
cya matey
User avatar #16806 - djdaly (13 hours ago) [-]
See ya later hotshot
User avatar #16804 - therealfishyxander (14 hours ago) [-]
sure bro.
I was joking, gayyyy

stop slacking off every damn day!
#16798 - no?  [+] (8 new replies) 14 hours ago on therealfishyxander's profile 0
#16799 - djdaly (14 hours ago) [-]
Are we fuckin or what?
User avatar #16800 - therealfishyxander (14 hours ago) [-]
what no, don't make it gay
User avatar #16801 - djdaly (14 hours ago) [-]
Fine geez

How was your non-homo day?
User avatar #16802 - therealfishyxander (14 hours ago) [-]
I fucked 3 dudes before breakfast.

sup?
User avatar #16803 - djdaly (14 hours ago) [-]
s-same

Just sitting at work, slacking off, talking to you and other peeps.

Also listening to some new music.
User avatar #16805 - therealfishyxander (14 hours ago) [-]
anyways, I gotsa go.
cya matey
User avatar #16806 - djdaly (13 hours ago) [-]
See ya later hotshot
User avatar #16804 - therealfishyxander (14 hours ago) [-]
sure bro.
I was joking, gayyyy

stop slacking off every damn day!
#16796 - hello male-kisser  [+] (10 new replies) 14 hours ago on therealfishyxander's profile 0
User avatar #16797 - djdaly (14 hours ago) [-]
Woah
You think I like dudes or something?
User avatar #16798 - therealfishyxander (14 hours ago) [-]
no?
#16799 - djdaly (14 hours ago) [-]
Are we fuckin or what?
User avatar #16800 - therealfishyxander (14 hours ago) [-]
what no, don't make it gay
User avatar #16801 - djdaly (14 hours ago) [-]
Fine geez

How was your non-homo day?
User avatar #16802 - therealfishyxander (14 hours ago) [-]
I fucked 3 dudes before breakfast.

sup?
User avatar #16803 - djdaly (14 hours ago) [-]
s-same

Just sitting at work, slacking off, talking to you and other peeps.

Also listening to some new music.
User avatar #16805 - therealfishyxander (14 hours ago) [-]
anyways, I gotsa go.
cya matey
User avatar #16806 - djdaly (13 hours ago) [-]
See ya later hotshot
User avatar #16804 - therealfishyxander (14 hours ago) [-]
sure bro.
I was joking, gayyyy

stop slacking off every damn day!
#2707424 - hi 14 hours ago on Friendly +1
#2707421 - Picture 14 hours ago on Friendly +1
#2059 - Hey 17 hours ago on edefensive's profile 0
#2707080 - that **** was epic  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on Friendly 0
#2707084 - bikkie (21 hours ago) [-]
ty

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#16795 - djdaly ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
Hai
User avatar #16796 to #16795 - therealfishyxander (14 hours ago) [-]
hello male-kisser
User avatar #16797 to #16796 - djdaly ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
Woah
You think I like dudes or something?
#16799 to #16798 - djdaly ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
Are we 						******					 or what?
Are we ****** or what?
User avatar #16800 to #16799 - therealfishyxander (14 hours ago) [-]
what no, don't make it gay
User avatar #16801 to #16800 - djdaly ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
Fine geez

How was your non-homo day?
User avatar #16802 to #16801 - therealfishyxander (14 hours ago) [-]
I ****** 3 dudes before breakfast.

sup?
User avatar #16803 to #16802 - djdaly ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
s-same

Just sitting at work, slacking off, talking to you and other peeps.

Also listening to some new music.
User avatar #16805 to #16803 - therealfishyxander (14 hours ago) [-]
anyways, I gotsa go.
cya matey
User avatar #16806 to #16805 - djdaly ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
See ya later hotshot
User avatar #16804 to #16803 - therealfishyxander (14 hours ago) [-]
sure bro.
I was joking, gayyyy

stop slacking off every damn day!
#16782 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
heyo
#16783 to #16782 - therealfishyxander (02/25/2015) [-]
you only did that because I said it was flattering, lol.
you only did that because I said it was flattering, lol.
#16784 to #16783 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
and you said you didnt mind, most people prefer skype, but i prefer to spam pictures at people
#16785 to #16784 - therealfishyxander (02/25/2015) [-]
hmm, I prefer FJ anyday, skype is great for privacy and chatting at a higher pace, FJ is ehh... more casual chatting?
#16786 to #16785 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
spamming pictures!
User avatar #16787 to #16786 - therealfishyxander (02/25/2015) [-]
that image reminds me of one you gave me of yourself.

not bad
#16788 to #16787 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
thats lewd =-=
User avatar #16789 to #16788 - therealfishyxander (02/25/2015) [-]
well nobody beats me on the subject.
well they can beat me if they insist of course
#16790 to #16789 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
maybe someones interested in that but honetly ive been getting pogressivly more submissive as time passes
User avatar #16791 to #16790 - therealfishyxander (02/25/2015) [-]
yeah you did mention that.
#16792 to #16791 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
im gonna hit up some league, if you use skype or leave a comment i will get back to you
im gonna hit up some league, if you use skype or leave a comment i will get back to you
User avatar #16793 to #16792 - therealfishyxander (02/25/2015) [-]
fair enough, I'm playing heroes of the storm with my big brother so I guess I'll just hit you up later
User avatar #16794 to #16793 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
oki
#16693 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Eyo
#16775 to #16693 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
just let me rest on your lap...

hmm, it's not what a man would want to hear about his genitalia at all, what's so cute about it?...
#16776 to #16775 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Fine, fine...

I dunno.
It's just interesting.
#16777 to #16776 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
a gift from a godess!
I'll never get the image out of my head now.

hmm... so you don't actually get aroused by it?
#16778 to #16777 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Pfff

Nope.
Sorry.
User avatar #16779 to #16778 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
hmm...

so you pretend?...
#16780 to #16779 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
It made you happy, no?    
   
Anyway, that's quite enough insight into the mind of Eden.    
I'm gonna sleep now.    
Goodnight.
It made you happy, no?

Anyway, that's quite enough insight into the mind of Eden.
I'm gonna sleep now.
Goodnight.
#16781 to #16780 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
hmm... it'd be too troublesome to start whining about it.
I'm not pure in the first place, taking what I can get should be plenty to me...

it was interesting.
sleep tight
#16755 to #16693 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
a switch?...   
sounds way too convenient.   
flick it a few times please.
a switch?...
sounds way too convenient.
flick it a few times please.
#16756 to #16755 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
So like, stop liking some fetishes?
#16757 to #16756 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
no I obviously want you all out fetish mode.

there's no fun in just turning them off, you can do that when I'm not around.
not that I expect it to work any way like that.
#16758 to #16757 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Geez, lewdy.

It kinda works like that.
Though obviously I'm subject to normal tendencies to stop liking or start liking certain fetishes randomly.
Though as of the past few months, none of them turn me on, lewdy.
#16759 to #16758 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
hmpf...

yeah but only kind of.
what was your last fetish then?
do you just look through porn till you find something you want to try to like?...
#16760 to #16759 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Don't remember.
And not really.
I just get thoughts sometimes, and I decide whether or not I like it or not.
#16761 to #16760 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
hmm, figured, or rather, I probably shouldn't ask as long as I'm not involved...
sorry.

I'd love to hear of such thoughts though...
#16762 to #16761 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
I feel like you are gonna try stacking fetishes onto me now...
User avatar #16763 to #16762 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
hmm, you did the same thing to me way way way back and all you've done is add more since.

it really isn't about that, more so that I happen to be very curious.
both about you and your gender in general.
it's a mystery
#16764 to #16763 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
That was your own fault.

You mean sexuality?

Ask away if you have questions.
#16765 to #16764 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
sure ms. "I smell my pillow at night"

eh... more turn-on's really.
like what do girls find attractive about men and such...
#16766 to #16765 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Over a year ago.

Couldn't tell you.
#16767 to #16766 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
doesn't make it any less cute you dork <3

figured...
#16768 to #16767 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
It so does.

I dunno why you asked that.
I told you I'm not really attracted to anything.
User avatar #16769 to #16768 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
how so?
did you become EVEN CUTER this year or something?

mhmmm... well you still feel attracted at times, right?
#16770 to #16769 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Wasn't to begin with.

Nope.
User avatar #16771 to #16770 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
what a joke...

so nothing about men is attracting?
then why do you enjoy watching me masturbate?
what about it do you like?
#16772 to #16771 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'm a joke.

I just think it's cute.
#16773 to #16772 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
geez give me a break darling...

I'd be offended if I weren't into being dominated.
#16774 to #16773 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Never.

Knew you would be okay with it.
User avatar #16735 to #16693 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
mhmm... the best kind.

I guess it would, it's just unlike you to bring something like that up.
User avatar #16736 to #16735 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
I dunno.

I'm just tired and stuff.
Brain is all over.
User avatar #16737 to #16736 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
you don't know?
just move your hands up your legs how can you not agree that it's the best thing ever?

and stuff?
please don't leave your brain all over, you might get hurt...
#16738 to #16737 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
They feel like legs alright.

RIP me.
#16739 to #16738 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
you don't appreciate this sort of stuff at all...
such a shame.

want me to rest with you?
probably less lonely.
though I guess it wouldn't be peaceful at all...
#16740 to #16739 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, I dunno.
I've been bordering on asexuality lately I think...

Geez...
Lewd even with the dead.
Should I add necrophilia to the list?
#16741 to #16740 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
I don't think people turn asexual...
urgeless lately then?

you make it sound like you aren't a special case to me.
#16742 to #16741 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
I mean, I've always been kinda confused about that stuff.
Just, past few months not been interested in sex, and I've never been into dating.

I dunno man.
Seems a little far.
User avatar #16743 to #16742 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
I see...
must be tiresome...

hmm, I am joking, though resting and being with you both sounds great.
User avatar #16744 to #16743 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Sarcasm?

Maybe.
I feel like sleeping next to someone is more trouble than it's worth.
User avatar #16745 to #16744 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
no, I'm bicurious and always horny, I can't really imagine being so vague about it.... or something.

hmmm... most people sleep better together as far as I know.
#16746 to #16745 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
eh
I dunno what I like, and maybe I don't like anything at all.
It'll sort out in time.

I feel like they would take up space, and breathe on me, and touch me, and no thanks.
User avatar #16747 to #16746 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
must be nice to be that calm about it though.
I can't do anything but admire that kind of thinking.
I'm more like a parasite in that regard.

you make it sound like your fetish is much more about convenience than anything...
#16748 to #16747 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, but it's a lot clearer for you.
My case is don't know, don't care.

It's not really a fetish.
I just want to be able to sleep.
#16749 to #16748 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
"I might like guys" isn't all that clear in the first place...
oh well...

I meant the whole tiny thing, you make it sound like that fetish is just for the sake of convenience.
User avatar #16750 to #16749 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
"Might" isn't particularly clear.

I guess.
I can like stuff if I need to.
User avatar #16751 to #16750 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
exactly, my point.

you can force yourself to?... what?

god I'd give a lot to get rid of my fetish.
well not the Eden fetish, I enjoy that one.
User avatar #16752 to #16751 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Well, you've got a lot of big fetishes, so you like girls for sure at least.
Guys are a maybe.
Clearer than everything being a maybe.

Can't you? Odd.
User avatar #16753 to #16752 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
hehe, big fetishes... heheh....
yeah I love girls.

how would I force myself to enjoy something?
how do you?
User avatar #16754 to #16753 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
I dunno.
It's like a mental switch.
I's not hard for me.
#16715 to #16693 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
eh, sorry if I struck a nerve...

basically I'm paid like a kid, my salary is only half of what it'll be once my education is over, maybe less than half even.
the rules are rather simple, you can loan up to 3.5 times your yearly salary.
which in my case is a little over half of what a house costs.
#16716 to #16715 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
How can that be legal...?
User avatar #16717 to #16716 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
because it's education?
most people pay for education you know.
#16718 to #16717 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, but you're 21.
Isn't there like minimum wage and stuff?
#16719 to #16718 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
well of course there is.
trainee's just get paid like those below 18 since it's education.
look at it from the employer's POV, full pay to an adult who knows nothing about his trade?

I might have been bred for this occupation but that doesn't make my parents any wealthier or any more willing to pay me like that.
there's already a shortage of work for trainee's since employer's can't afford to have one/don't want to bother teaching.
#16720 to #16719 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, but it's minimum wage.
You pay inexperienced people minimum wage.
You can't go below it, otherwise it's not the minimum wage, now is it?
#16721 to #16720 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
eh... I don't know how to explain it to you...
trainee's aren't seen as employers but students.
as such being paid at all is wonderful, no?
#16723 to #16722 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
were you actually hoping that I'd let you move in?
you seem rather strongly affected by the matter.
#16724 to #16723 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Well you're getting ****** in the butt by this.
It sucks.

Also.
I'm becoming a double amputee.
#16725 to #16724 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
hmm...
only on the moving out part.
I could find a room the same size as the one I live in right now, but it seems pointless, I wouldn't have a kitchen...

what now?
#16726 to #16725 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Always about the food...

I have a rash, so I'm cutting off my lower half.
#16727 to #16726 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
I have 80% of the kitchenware already... what would I do with all of that if I can't cook?
also if I can't cook I'll be forced to spend money on finished products/go out every day.
such a thing is expensive as hell... and I'm poor.

I'd rather you didn't, though i wouldn't mind carrying you around...
#16728 to #16727 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm sure there would be a place with a kitchen as well.
How about renting?

Too late.
#16729 to #16728 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm talking about renting.

welp, c'mere Imma carry you everywhere from now on.
a world without those legs is not worth living in *sob*
#16730 to #16729 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Why do you need a loan for renting?

Also, you gotta explain something to me.
I have a picture on my desktop named "Fishy likes legs"
Do you have any idea what that means?
User avatar #16731 to #16730 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
I don't, It's just Reeeeeeaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyyyyy expensive.
basically the monthly wages are lower for a loan worth 200 grand than it is to rent an appartment 1/5th the size of the house I'd buy for 200 grand.

you seriously have that on your desktop of all places?...
we talked about your legs in that cosplay IRL you've given me, it got lewd and you ended up giving me male porn when I was hoping for something else.
that specific image was something you gave me over skype and that is why it has that title.
User avatar #16732 to #16731 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Ah
Odd.

I just mean desktop computer rather than my laptop.
It's a drawing of some girl in a subway I think.
User avatar #16733 to #16732 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
yeah which is why I wanted to just buy right away...

oh lol, makes more sense.
my guess would be that she has those typical camouflage colours on her clothing for some reason, I can't recall the actual image at all though.
what made you think of that image anyway?
User avatar #16734 to #16733 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
She has long legs.
That's all I remember.
But talking about legs just made me remember.
#16694 to #16693 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
Afternoon.

what's up?
#16695 to #16694 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Not a whole lot.
just got into bed.

You?
User avatar #16696 to #16695 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
I see.
contacting me first thing after going to bed.
am I some sort of replacement for counting sheep?

I'm watching Hyouka, it's right down my alley.
User avatar #16697 to #16696 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Yup
Counting perverts.
Heh

Oh, cool.
Enjoy it.
#16698 to #16697 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
figured those would have a different effect on you.

it is cool.
don't leave
User avatar #16699 to #16698 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
You calling me lewd, boy?

Wasn't planning on it.
That sounded kinda sad though.
User avatar #16700 to #16699 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm just saying that I didn't expect you to find me boring.

oh, but... I guess i misunderstood.
wouldn't be the first time someone figured that it'd be best to leave me be.
User avatar #16701 to #16700 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
But I don't?

Aww honey.
Is something wrong?
User avatar #16702 to #16701 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
we are talking past each other... heh.

not really.
I usually end up distancing myself further from people when I get into a new game, I guess I've been lonely as of late.
#16703 to #16702 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Aww...
Well now I'm here.

So what's this new game?
#16704 to #16703 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
happens.

yeah, I'm glad you are.
it's just dota 2.
I mean, I've played with waddy for the most part, but it's not like they're the talkative type to begin with so I might as well had been playing with someone from a game clan or something...
#16705 to #16704 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Ah
That's no fun
Poke her in the ribs
#16706 to #16705 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
eh...
I didn't say it was unfun, if I didn't have fun I wouldn't be playing.
I'm just saying the difference between going solo and playing with them is rather vague outside of playing with more experienced players..
#16707 to #16706 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
I have no doubts that it's fun, but them leaving you in the cold like that... Not fun...
#16708 to #16707 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm not following...
#16709 to #16708 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
I just mean not talking and stuff...
Forget it.

How's life been?
User avatar #16711 to #16709 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
and you?

figured something out with college? you did mention some sort of issue after all...
#16710 to #16709 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
hmm...
we're too much the same type, neither of us bring much to a conversation, you feel?

mhmm... my chances for moving out went down the drain, the banks are way more strict than in the past, so I'll be living at home for 3 more years.
my sis got her drivers license a few days ago.
I saw American sniper in Copenhagen yesterday.
all in all it's below my average really...
#16712 to #16710 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
How can they do that!?
You make enough money, you've got a stable job!
That's not fair!
#16713 to #16712 - therealfishyxander (02/17/2015) [-]
well actually I don't make enough money...

I don't recall mentioning my salary to you... did I?
#16714 to #16713 - edefensive ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Well no, but still, surely you make enough.
You work so hard all the time.
This is just stupid...
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