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Date Signed Up:6/11/2012
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#16467 - mhmm... **** . neat 32 minutes ago on therealfishyxander's profile 0
#16465 - sup?  [+] (2 new replies) 38 minutes ago on therealfishyxander's profile 0
User avatar #16466 - theluppijackal (32 minutes ago) [-]
sorry you lost handball
I did dishes really quick and put a pot of tea on the stove
#16467 - therealfishyxander (32 minutes ago) [-]
mhmm... fuck.

neat
#16464 - just got back from watching the world championship of handball… 38 minutes ago on therealfishyxander's profile 0
#16462 - ayy  [+] (5 new replies) 39 minutes ago on therealfishyxander's profile 0
#16463 - theluppijackal (39 minutes ago) [-]
wassup my lovie
User avatar #16465 - therealfishyxander (38 minutes ago) [-]
sup?
User avatar #16466 - theluppijackal (32 minutes ago) [-]
sorry you lost handball
I did dishes really quick and put a pot of tea on the stove
#16467 - therealfishyxander (32 minutes ago) [-]
mhmm... fuck.

neat
#16464 - therealfishyxander (38 minutes ago) [-]
just got back from watching the world championship of handball.
we lost.
#32000 - What have you done to me? 3 hours ago on professormeatwad's profile 0
#2637019 - hi 5 hours ago on Friendly 0
#16459 - ok gl  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on therealfishyxander's profile 0
User avatar #16460 - admiralhowe (6 hours ago) [-]
thx bby
#16457 - yeah  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on therealfishyxander's profile 0
User avatar #16458 - admiralhowe (6 hours ago) [-]
I will watch imaqtpie instead.
#16455 - cool  [+] (3 new replies) 6 hours ago on therealfishyxander's profile 0
User avatar #16456 - admiralhowe (6 hours ago) [-]
ono he ded
User avatar #16457 - therealfishyxander (6 hours ago) [-]
yeah
User avatar #16458 - admiralhowe (6 hours ago) [-]
I will watch imaqtpie instead.
#16453 - just watching kripp. sup?  [+] (5 new replies) 6 hours ago on therealfishyxander's profile 0
User avatar #16454 - admiralhowe (6 hours ago) [-]
whats a kripp?
Im waiting for the store down the street to open so i can hurry and get breakfast, im starving and dont wana cook.
User avatar #16456 - admiralhowe (6 hours ago) [-]
ono he ded
User avatar #16457 - therealfishyxander (6 hours ago) [-]
yeah
User avatar #16458 - admiralhowe (6 hours ago) [-]
I will watch imaqtpie instead.

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#15348 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
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Shakyamuni on League EUNE, Fishy Xander on EUW, Lagstab Fish on NA

#16463 to #16462 - theluppijackal ONLINE (39 minutes ago) [-]
wassup my lovie
User avatar #16465 to #16463 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (38 minutes ago) [-]
sup?
User avatar #16466 to #16465 - theluppijackal ONLINE (32 minutes ago) [-]
sorry you lost handball
I did dishes really quick and put a pot of tea on the stove
#16467 to #16466 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (32 minutes ago) [-]
mhmm... 						****					.   
   
neat
mhmm... **** .

neat
#16464 to #16463 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (38 minutes ago) [-]
just got back from watching the world championship of handball.   
we lost.
just got back from watching the world championship of handball.
we lost.
#16438 - admiralhowe ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
I broke down and bought a pack of cards in Hearthstone.
It had like 0 cards i need or like or would even use, and i know im only going to buy more.
User avatar #16459 to #16438 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
ok gl
User avatar #16460 to #16459 - admiralhowe ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
thx bby
User avatar #16439 to #16438 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
that's how it is
User avatar #16440 to #16439 - admiralhowe ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
Im going to be on those intervention shows in a year or two, with people trying to pry me away from Blizzard's HQ while im nude and in a craze for more games.
User avatar #16442 to #16441 - admiralhowe ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
I had a good game with Lee a bit ago too, im scared because i actually showed skill with a champion, that never happens, i suck too bad to show skill.
User avatar #16443 to #16442 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
lmao, good job.
meanwhile I've switched to Heroes of the storm/Dota 2.
User avatar #16444 to #16443 - admiralhowe ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
ive been playing Dota2 more also.
******* Brewmaster and Elder Titan alone make me love it a lot.
Im still just going to wait for the Beta invite or just wait for it to actually release with HOTS
User avatar #16445 to #16444 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Chen and brewmaster are pretty much the same too.
User avatar #16446 to #16445 - admiralhowe ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Good, i will smash asses.
User avatar #16448 to #16447 - admiralhowe ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
i might play again in a few bibibibibi feeshy
User avatar #16450 to #16449 - admiralhowe ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
backhi
User avatar #16452 to #16451 - admiralhowe ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
wutcha doin
User avatar #16453 to #16452 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
just watching kripp.
sup?
User avatar #16454 to #16453 - admiralhowe ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
whats a kripp?
Im waiting for the store down the street to open so i can hurry and get breakfast, im starving and dont wana cook.
User avatar #16456 to #16455 - admiralhowe ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
ono he ded
User avatar #16458 to #16457 - admiralhowe ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
I will watch imaqtpie instead.
#16366 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
Welcome back from work!
User avatar #16427 to #16366 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
such as?
User avatar #16428 to #16427 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
Sew you to spiders
#16429 to #16428 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
what if the spider gets mad? I might die!
what if the spider gets mad? I might die!
User avatar #16430 to #16429 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
Nuh
cus you'll be on its back
User avatar #16431 to #16430 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
but it could flip over or something, not to mention the lack of nutrition being trapped like that.
scary
User avatar #16432 to #16431 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
Well I mean, I'm not gonna do it
Just an idea
User avatar #16433 to #16432 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
am I not worth your time?
User avatar #16434 to #16433 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
You're twisting my words!
#16435 to #16434 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
so mean!   
you really are a sadist.
so mean!
you really are a sadist.
#16436 to #16435 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
I'm going to bed, you buttcrack!
#16437 to #16436 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
sorry for hitting all your soft spots.
god I wish I could hit your soft spots.

I think I'll do the same, see you in dreamland baby, ni ni <3
User avatar #16407 to #16366 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
now tell me all about the tattoo and your masochistic side
User avatar #16408 to #16407 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
Told you.
It's a secret.
User avatar #16409 to #16408 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
so you're not denying your masochistic side?
can I bite you?
User avatar #16410 to #16409 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
WOWOW
Straight to it, huh?
User avatar #16411 to #16410 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I'm always straight with you around.

is it so bad?
I just want a little piece of lizzie all for my self.
well I want all of you for myself.
User avatar #16412 to #16411 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
Just want a little piece of lizzie to chew on?
User avatar #16413 to #16412 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
well bite was a bad choice of words.
I don't want to detach anything from you besides your clothes.
User avatar #16414 to #16413 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
You can bite, but only if you draw blood.
User avatar #16415 to #16414 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
and if I fail?
User avatar #16416 to #16415 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
Then I'll bite you.
User avatar #16417 to #16416 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
so it's a win win, awesome
User avatar #16418 to #16417 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
Bite bits off.
User avatar #16419 to #16418 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
well you already threatened to bite my legs off so...
User avatar #16420 to #16419 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
When was that?
User avatar #16421 to #16420 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
quite a while back, something about sewing me on top of your spider and keeping us as a chimera pet.
User avatar #16422 to #16421 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
Oh
Nice
User avatar #16423 to #16422 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
yeah, I prefer having all limbs intact though.
User avatar #16424 to #16423 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
That's no fun though
User avatar #16425 to #16424 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
hmm... you usually change your mind and go "I can't harm my little pet" or something along those lines.
from 0 to maximum adorbs in a flash.
User avatar #16426 to #16425 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
I'll do to you what I like.
User avatar #16387 to #16366 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
yeah so please don't bully me.

it's kind of silly.
I only dream when I oversleep so I never have the time to even think the dreams over.
#16388 to #16387 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
No more bully then.

What a silly brain you have.
User avatar #16389 to #16388 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
thanks bae, sorry for mentioning that...

yeah I guess it is.
the only sane part about me is liking you.
User avatar #16390 to #16389 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
No, it's fine.
I was the one who ****** that whole thing up.

Nah man
That's the weirdest bit.
User avatar #16391 to #16390 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
mhmm... I know what it's like so I'd rather not remind you, it was a low blow, sorry.
I'm still confused as to why though, you're still a smoking hot amazon as far as I can tell.

what's weird about loving you?
User avatar #16392 to #16391 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
It's something I'd rather just forget about.

Everything.
User avatar #16393 to #16392 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
right, sorry...

such as your humour and divine looks?
User avatar #16394 to #16393 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
Dunno what you mean.

Also, I told you I'm getting a tattoo, right?
User avatar #16395 to #16394 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
always such a comedian.

uhm, I.... yeah you did.
User avatar #16396 to #16395 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
Oh good.
Sorry
I'm just too excited.
User avatar #16397 to #16396 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
oh, don't be, I'm just embarrassed that I forgot already.

tell me more
User avatar #16398 to #16397 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
Can't
Design is gonna be a secret.
User avatar #16399 to #16398 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
so you didn't tell me?
I hope that's the case because otherwise I forgot completely.
User avatar #16400 to #16399 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
I'm not sure.
You have a good memory, so I probably just never mentioned it.
User avatar #16401 to #16400 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
anyway, if you're actually sorry for talking too much about it... tell me once it's made, I'll have to talk a picture out of you at that point.
User avatar #16402 to #16401 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
I think I'll get my brother to take a picture of it.
It's gonna be good.
User avatar #16403 to #16402 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I hope it turns out well.
do you have an appointment?
User avatar #16404 to #16403 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
Mhm
It's in a few days
User avatar #16405 to #16404 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
oh boy, no wonder you're hyped <3
User avatar #16406 to #16405 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
mhmhm
#16367 to #16366 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
nice guess.   
I had to go buy my sis a birthday present, so I'm running late today.   
   
missed me?
nice guess.
I had to go buy my sis a birthday present, so I'm running late today.

missed me?
#16368 to #16367 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
Nah man, I knew... I knew...

What did you get her?

A little...
#16369 to #16368 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
well it's sweet that you've been keeping track of what time I get home at.   
you're about a year late to beat me to doing it though. &lt;3   
   
hmm she wants to study in England language major or smth.   
so I got her a book with jules vernes and one with Charles dickens.   
though I don't actually know if she got any of those for christmas.   
   
well that's rare for you to admit, something you wanted to say?
well it's sweet that you've been keeping track of what time I get home at.
you're about a year late to beat me to doing it though. <3

hmm she wants to study in England language major or smth.
so I got her a book with jules vernes and one with Charles dickens.
though I don't actually know if she got any of those for christmas.

well that's rare for you to admit, something you wanted to say?
#16370 to #16369 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
I'll just have to kill you, and then come back over a year from now and say happy dead day.
I know what you're up to.
I win.

Sounds good.
she's good at English then?

Not really.
Just hi.
#16371 to #16370 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
what is going on?   
you told me not to die the other day, I can't stop dying if you kill me, geez.   
moody.   
   
I think she's decent, might be better at the grammar than I am, my pronunciation is better.   
   
aww, I was hoping you'd confess your undying love to me.
what is going on?
you told me not to die the other day, I can't stop dying if you kill me, geez.
moody.

I think she's decent, might be better at the grammar than I am, my pronunciation is better.

aww, I was hoping you'd confess your undying love to me.
#16372 to #16371 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
Sorry man
It happens every so often
But you gotta die

And she's younger, yeah?

Oh, but Fishy, I do love you!
With all my heart!
Forever and always, will you be mine?
User avatar #16373 to #16372 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
and if I refuse?

yeah, you're half a year older than her.

of course I'm yours, that was established ages ago, but glad you want it to be official.
Alex x Eden OTP
#16374 to #16373 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
< If you refuse

Woo!
Senpai status!

<3
User avatar #16375 to #16374 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
so you beat me either way?
how do I get mercy?

lol.
I never really thought about the fact that most people I talk to are around my sisters age...

I usually wake up at this point in the confession.
#16376 to #16375 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
Pretty much.    
There is no way out of it, unless you surrender and say I beat you to noticing each other.   
   
Old man!   
   
PLS!
Pretty much.
There is no way out of it, unless you surrender and say I beat you to noticing each other.

Old man!

PLS!
#16377 to #16376 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
you want me to achieve senpai status...?   
   
sorry for being more man than you can handle, h4h4h4h4h4h4   
   
you wrote those things, it's part of the way.
you want me to achieve senpai status...?

sorry for being more man than you can handle, h4h4h4h4h4h4

you wrote those things, it's part of the way.
#16378 to #16377 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
Hey hey hey
I'm the senpai here!

You're like cloy.
Super old and mouldy

Yeah, but don't say stuff like you dream about me confessing my love!
It's weird!
#16379 to #16378 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
oh... well I like that relation better anyway.

I AM NOT OLD AND MOULDY AND NEITHER IS CLOY!
holy **** everyone calling him old makes me so mad, if he's old, then what am I?
ARGH

not literal dream, my dreams are all like... adventures and such.
but I do want it to happen.
#16380 to #16379 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
Good!

Two old men, sitting in a tree!
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a little baby laying in a carriage!

Ooh
Fancy
User avatar #16381 to #16380 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
s-senpai please.

it's so contradictionary to talk about me and cloy kissing when you just confessed...

yeah, you're pretty fancy, I know I'm out of my league but I'm stubborn enough to make up for it
#16382 to #16381 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
I will allow you two old farts to smooch.

Not what I mean and you know it!
#16383 to #16382 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
but I'd rather smooch you.

I'm not sure what you meant, but I never expect you to talk that way about yourself tbh.
#16384 to #16383 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
Too bad.
You're waaaaaaaaaaaay too old.

I meant your adventure dreams were fancy!
#16385 to #16384 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
that hurts you didn't mind anything when you lied and said you were 6 years older than you are.   
the age gap between us is the same...   
   
oh of course, they tend to be, if only I could remember them, I'd have written several books by now.
that hurts you didn't mind anything when you lied and said you were 6 years older than you are.
the age gap between us is the same...

oh of course, they tend to be, if only I could remember them, I'd have written several books by now.
#16386 to #16385 - edefensive (01/27/2015) [-]
Oh...

Mhm
Dreams are always so illusive.
It's not fair!
#16346 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
hi feesh
hi feesh
User avatar #16348 to #16347 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
hmm yes boobs.
wutcha doin?
#16349 to #16348 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
idd.   
   
making lunch
idd.

making lunch
User avatar #16350 to #16349 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
wutcha gunna eat?
User avatar #16351 to #16350 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
dicks.

and pizza
User avatar #16352 to #16351 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
eat dicks first.
User avatar #16354 to #16353 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
floppy black ones or no?
User avatar #16355 to #16354 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
I'm not into interracial at all.
#16356 to #16355 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
for real?
User avatar #16357 to #16356 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
well I guess asians can be fine, but that's about it.
User avatar #16358 to #16357 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
but black girls got the booty
User avatar #16359 to #16358 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
I don't care for booty much.
User avatar #16360 to #16359 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
im speechless
User avatar #16361 to #16360 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
pretty faces>all
User avatar #16362 to #16361 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
BOOTY IS LIFE THO
User avatar #16364 to #16363 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
ima also pass out nini
#16329 - edefensive (01/25/2015) [-]
Finished Baka
He doesn't get with Minami at the end wtf killing myself
#16330 to #16329 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
sorry princess, I overslept like crazy so I only just got up.   
   
I KNOW RIGHT!?   
there's a reason I'm demanding a season 3.
sorry princess, I overslept like crazy so I only just got up.

I KNOW RIGHT!?
there's a reason I'm demanding a season 3.
User avatar #16331 to #16330 - edefensive (01/25/2015) [-]
So silly
#16332 to #16331 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
so much for getting off early for once...   
   
goodmorning.
so much for getting off early for once...

goodmorning.
#16333 to #16332 - edefensive (01/25/2015) [-]
I gotta get off soon, so don't worry.
User avatar #16334 to #16333 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
w-wha?
are you leaving?
#16335 to #16334 - edefensive (01/25/2015) [-]
Gotta go out soon for australia day stuff.
User avatar #16336 to #16335 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
what's australia day?
User avatar #16337 to #16336 - edefensive (01/25/2015) [-]
It's when the first fleet arrived in Australia.
#16338 to #16337 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
not that I know the importance of that either...   
well I hope it's a fun event.
not that I know the importance of that either...
well I hope it's a fun event.
User avatar #16339 to #16338 - edefensive (01/25/2015) [-]
It should be good.

What are you up to?
#16340 to #16339 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
glad to hear it.

I was just about to go to bed, work tomorrow and all, should be a short day as well, have prepared all that I can for it today so at the very least it's a smooth start tomorrow.
#16341 to #16340 - edefensive (01/25/2015) [-]
Oh good!   
   
I'll leave then, so you can get some rest.    
Nini
Oh good!

I'll leave then, so you can get some rest.
Nini
#16342 to #16341 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
nuuu dun leave
nuuu dun leave
#16343 to #16342 - edefensive (01/25/2015) [-]
You see what happened in the gif?

Get going now, or that'll happen to you.
#16344 to #16343 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
I kind of want to see you be that brutal.   
   
I'll see you later if you're around.   
have fun sweetie &lt;3
I kind of want to see you be that brutal.

I'll see you later if you're around.
have fun sweetie <3
User avatar #16345 to #16344 - edefensive (01/25/2015) [-]
Bibi then
#16322 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
I forgot how 						*******					 fun it was to go 0/30/0 masteries with ali and bring AP runes.    
the heals and the Q's were sexy.
I forgot how ******* fun it was to go 0/30/0 masteries with ali and bring AP runes.
the heals and the Q's were sexy.
User avatar #16324 to #16323 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
wutcha doin squishy fishy?
User avatar #16325 to #16324 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
leaving for work.
User avatar #16326 to #16325 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
FUK
#16327 to #16326 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
yeah so bye
yeah so bye
User avatar #16328 to #16327 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
bibibi
#16286 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Nobody is banning Jax anymore so now i get to **** on people again.
Im pretty happy now, i ******* love playing Jax.
User avatar #16307 to #16286 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
climbing isn't easy if you're still b5
User avatar #16308 to #16307 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
well i can climb to bronze 1 again lel.
i will be the smartest retard
#16310 to #16309 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
wutcha doin?
User avatar #16311 to #16310 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
watching silly youtube vids

sup?
User avatar #16312 to #16311 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
im watching youtube vids of people raging at games, is fun.
User avatar #16314 to #16313 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
People getting mad and screaming, breaking controller etc.
#16316 to #16315 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
are you being sarcastic?
#16318 to #16317 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
oki.    
I saw some guy punch his screen and break his wall.
oki.
I saw some guy punch his screen and break his wall.
User avatar #16319 to #16318 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
brutal
User avatar #16320 to #16319 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
his entire room was full of punch holes, he was salty.
Ocean levels of salty.
User avatar #16321 to #16320 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
awesome!
#16287 to #16286 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Most bans are flavour of the month hivemind based anyway.
Most bans are flavour of the month hivemind based anyway.
#16288 to #16287 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Yeah like i keep seeing a lot of enemy Alistar bans.
I dont even think anyone plays Ali anymore.
Im waiting for the Alistar/Urgot bot lane, it will be like seeing a unicorn.
#16289 to #16288 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Alistar top is all there is, and it isn't really that good.   
   
urgot sucks dick.
Alistar top is all there is, and it isn't really that good.

urgot sucks dick.
#16290 to #16289 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
im never going to see the silly Ali/Urgot bot lane am i?
im never going to see the silly Ali/Urgot bot lane am i?
#16291 to #16290 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
not before you get friends.
not before you get friends.
#16292 to #16291 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Yep, never gunna see it.
Only friends i had to play with all stopped playing with me, because theyre homos.
#16293 to #16292 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
use crying gifs and complain to them.   
it works ever tim.
use crying gifs and complain to them.
it works ever tim.
#16294 to #16293 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
I meant i stopped talking to them and playing with them because ultra toxic crybabies and drama queens.
#16295 to #16294 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
well then stop crying about being bad.
well then stop crying about being bad.
#16296 to #16295 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Im not the toxic crybabies, they are, you butt.    
One of them ignored me for a few days one time because i didnt start sweepers.    
Like, im not even 						*******					 around, i remember it so well because it was so stupid.
Im not the toxic crybabies, they are, you butt.
One of them ignored me for a few days one time because i didnt start sweepers.
Like, im not even ******* around, i remember it so well because it was so stupid.
User avatar #16297 to #16296 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
you aren't meant to start sweeper on anything unless you want to counterjungle and even then the ward trinket is better for the early game.
User avatar #16298 to #16297 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
i know but they didnt want to lose lane and somehow me being their personal sweeping monkey was the key.
#16299 to #16298 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
how exactly does them not having vision in the bottom lane brush secure you the lane in any way compared to the extra ward?
only morons go for a real ward early game over sustain through potions.
#16300 to #16299 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
They said &quot;i dont want to get ganked, Warwick is Free Kills the Champion&quot;   
i said, his ganks are ass unless he has ult, youre Leblanc, Jax's stun can and will interrupt his ult and a ward will not stop a Warwick ulti gank.    
they said i should just uninstall and go play Strife then muted me and left the skype call.
They said "i dont want to get ganked, Warwick is Free Kills the Champion"
i said, his ganks are ass unless he has ult, youre Leblanc, Jax's stun can and will interrupt his ult and a ward will not stop a Warwick ulti gank.
they said i should just uninstall and go play Strife then muted me and left the skype call.
User avatar #16301 to #16300 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
what does a sweeper help against that?
User avatar #16302 to #16301 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
it will stop warwicks ward so he will go " **** , the bush is dark, better not gank" i guess.
I dont know, that guy was ******* angering.
User avatar #16303 to #16302 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
that's ******* stupid.
User avatar #16304 to #16303 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
yes it is.
And he is Silver 2 while im here, in B5. Video games are mean.
User avatar #16305 to #16304 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
all you can do is play
User avatar #16306 to #16305 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
ive been, climbing is easy but i sure wish i had someone to carry me like he did.
User avatar #16284 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #16285 to #16284 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
alright
#16222 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Im getting really sick of these provisionals.    
Why do they give you the worst of any worst? Normal promos arent even this bad.    
Promos, i can carry the game while going &quot;Man these guys are bad&quot; but these provisionals are like im getting people who went right into ranked as soon as they hit 30.    
						*******					 Darius in bot.    
My mind was &quot;Ok, darius is 						*******					 useless unless he snowballs&quot; so i got it in mind to gank for the cunt and im thinking, &quot;He isnt squishy as ashe, and he has a support to help him escape, if they can just not die before i hit 3, theyll win lane.&quot;   
ana know what happened? Fishy, fishy wana know what happened after i thought that? He 						*******					 died as soon as minions spawned, TP'd back into lane, died again, i rushed to bot to gank, got the double, he shows up, tanks minions and dies.    
While that is happening, Nasus is talking about 						*******					 gates, im letting him blabber as long as he is having fun and isnt dying, then i show top to stop riven from harassing and she does, she is scared, bitch buys wards out the ass because i showed up, Q'd her as lee and then bounced.    
Seeing this, nasus threatens that if i tax, he will feed then afk, he sees me running back to him so i can back under a tower, and he says &quot;GET AWAY FROM MINIONS FUK&quot; then runs to riven who is under tower, too afraid to leave, and he 						*******					 gives her a kill, uses tp on a minion, goes to riven again and dies, then says &quot;I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO NEAR MINIONS I NEED STACKS&quot; then he keeps feeding.    
Then we 						*******					 had Jax mid go afk the entire game.
Im getting really sick of these provisionals.
Why do they give you the worst of any worst? Normal promos arent even this bad.
Promos, i can carry the game while going "Man these guys are bad" but these provisionals are like im getting people who went right into ranked as soon as they hit 30.
******* Darius in bot.
My mind was "Ok, darius is ******* useless unless he snowballs" so i got it in mind to gank for the cunt and im thinking, "He isnt squishy as ashe, and he has a support to help him escape, if they can just not die before i hit 3, theyll win lane."
ana know what happened? Fishy, fishy wana know what happened after i thought that? He ******* died as soon as minions spawned, TP'd back into lane, died again, i rushed to bot to gank, got the double, he shows up, tanks minions and dies.
While that is happening, Nasus is talking about ******* gates, im letting him blabber as long as he is having fun and isnt dying, then i show top to stop riven from harassing and she does, she is scared, bitch buys wards out the ass because i showed up, Q'd her as lee and then bounced.
Seeing this, nasus threatens that if i tax, he will feed then afk, he sees me running back to him so i can back under a tower, and he says "GET AWAY FROM MINIONS FUK" then runs to riven who is under tower, too afraid to leave, and he ******* gives her a kill, uses tp on a minion, goes to riven again and dies, then says "I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO NEAR MINIONS I NEED STACKS" then he keeps feeding.
Then we ******* had Jax mid go afk the entire game.
User avatar #16267 to #16266 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I at least found out that BotRK and Bloodthirster are good on ADCs.
I got bored and went Bloodthirster, then IE, then BOTRK, then Youmuu's and it wrecked.
before i was just always going IE then berserkers, then shiv and last whisper and maybe a triforce.
User avatar #16269 to #16267 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
BT sucks when rushed
User avatar #16270 to #16269 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
yeah i realized that my first game as Graves so i rushed IE first in the next, then went BT.
but as soon as i got BOTRK i was shredding everyone down.
The crits, the overheal, my passive and the speed/passive of BOTRK was great.
Every crit looked like it took half health from people it was sexy.
User avatar #16271 to #16270 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
BOTRK and crits don't synergize lol
#16272 to #16271 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I WAS DROPPING EVERYONE LIKE FLIES AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERED.
I WAS DROPPING EVERYONE LIKE FLIES AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERED.
User avatar #16273 to #16272 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
good job
User avatar #16274 to #16273 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
thx bby <3
i dont know why but ive recently gotten gud at being an adc.
User avatar #16275 to #16274 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
awesome, keep at that
#16276 to #16275 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
are you still playing HOTS?
are you still playing HOTS?
User avatar #16277 to #16276 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
yeah with micro
User avatar #16278 to #16277 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
ohhhhhhhh playing with friends is nice.
#16280 to #16279 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
yay i remembered that means indeed
User avatar #16281 to #16280 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
good job bro
User avatar #16282 to #16281 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
i are smart
User avatar #16283 to #16282 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
yeah gud
User avatar #16268 to #16267 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
well not all ADCs but Graves.
User avatar #16246 to #16222 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
first game first win
User avatar #16247 to #16246 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
lel
User avatar #16248 to #16247 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
second game should have been a win, but all of a sudden the very cooperational team just split all the time for no reason, lol
User avatar #16249 to #16248 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
******* TDM again in ranked man.
2 inhibs being rekt, "Lets let leona handle it, she has good clear right? right?"
User avatar #16250 to #16249 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
TDM?

gotta get dat sunfire and ult waves
User avatar #16251 to #16250 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Team Death Match
everyone trying to get kills, nobody going for towers, or any other objectives.
It was over so early, me and vayne raped bottom lane but everyone else was just ugh.
Soon as the teamfighting began, everyone just chased and chased and didnt realize reksai was split pushing, then when i ping for someone to come help, "OMG THIS LEONA IS DUMB WE NEED KILLS TO WIN I NEED TO GET FED TO WIN"
Literally said "The inhib can tank".
They all fought and died trying to take out 1 tower. the first tower of mid.
Bot was pushed all the way to to the inhib turret but i guess mid is the only lane people know how to push to win a game. Why is that? Everyone only and solely pushed mid to win, no other lane can be pushed because its heresy or some **** .
#16253 to #16252 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
They seriously thought i was insane or something for saying "We can push bot in to win, we have the damage and i have enough items and CC to keep you guys alive."
Had my Face, Locket, Mikael's, Randuins, Tabi's and Sightstone and i brought in heal.
I was ******* ready.
"LOL WHAT A FUKN NOOB YOU NEED TO PUSH MID TO TAKE THE GATES"
i still dont know who the **** named towers "gates" but i hate them so hard right now.
Everyone who said "gates" in a game, i lose.
User avatar #16254 to #16253 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
aren't the gates those things you can only use in your own base?
User avatar #16255 to #16254 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I keep asking what they mean then they all me a noob or tell me to kill myself before saying its the towers and inhibs.
User avatar #16256 to #16255 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
ah the joys of bronze.
User avatar #16257 to #16256 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
yep.
I had a game with people who were gold or plat. It was nice, both teams going for objectives, warding, teamfighting, focusing the right targets, making plays, outplaying eachother.
It was nice, nobody tried to sit there and focus me in a teamfight and i thought "This is a first, the tank not being focused."
I want to go back to normal ranked pls.
User avatar #16258 to #16257 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
normal ranked?
User avatar #16259 to #16258 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
just regular climbing, people trying and less salt. I mean there is an unusually high amount of downs and salt, even for bronze right now.
User avatar #16260 to #16259 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
isn't preseason over too?
User avatar #16261 to #16260 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
yeah
User avatar #16263 to #16262 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Im starting to hate league, i dont want to put up with this every year.
User avatar #16264 to #16263 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
play Heroes of the storm then.
User avatar #16265 to #16264 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
i will.
#16224 to #16223 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
After the 3rd game i played there was a quick survey question that was all "Was this **** fun so far?".
Yeah, i love being told to go die because im not "going gates".
#16225 to #16224 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I thought those gates were disabled due to OP already.   
   
I should start playing with people in HOTS.   
you start with the demon hunter unlocked, so I have 4 heroes so far.   
considering buying one of the &quot;specialists&quot; next.   
they're basically hyperpushers/junglers.   
and you get to have minions and turrets and 						****					.   
a zerg queen that spawns minions everywhere, holy 						****					.
I thought those gates were disabled due to OP already.

I should start playing with people in HOTS.
you start with the demon hunter unlocked, so I have 4 heroes so far.
considering buying one of the "specialists" next.
they're basically hyperpushers/junglers.
and you get to have minions and turrets and **** .
a zerg queen that spawns minions everywhere, holy **** .
User avatar #16227 to #16225 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
i wish we could play together dammit
User avatar #16229 to #16227 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
yeah, I wish I had friends too.
User avatar #16230 to #16229 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I didnt get the founders pack thing, i wana wait for the beta.
If im going to blow money, its going to be on something else for the game.
I hear that the Murlock, Murky i think his name was, was a great specialist.
I saw a friend play Raynor on his stream and i liked him a bunch so i wana try him.
User avatar #16231 to #16230 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
you do know that you just buy 3 heroes and 3 skins plus enough gold for 1 of the cheap heroes, also you get a special mount.
access to the beta is just a bonus.
one of those heroes is raynor.

Murky has been nerfed to the ground, he used to be good.
now he just respawns, dies, respawns, dies.
and continues to do so while going down the same lane to no avail.
the other specialists can push all waves at once or teleport between them to apply pressure everywhere.
User avatar #16232 to #16231 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
MOUNTS? GIMME

That sucks, i was looking forward to him. Have you seen Glazowe yet? I wanted to see how he played out too.
User avatar #16233 to #16232 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
lol.

Gazlowe is probably the best at "jungling" in the game.
later in the game he wombo combo's for crazy damage.
he's squishy as hell though.
User avatar #16234 to #16233 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
i can handle the squish.
The specialist i want to see most of all though is Uther.
Im going to spam Chen and Uther every time i get the chance.
User avatar #16235 to #16234 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Uther is a support...
#16236 to #16235 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
oops, i had the support and specialist thingy clicked at the same time.
Even better, i love supporting.
User avatar #16237 to #16236 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
lol.
just go full damage on him and carry instead, lol
User avatar #16238 to #16237 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
but but muh supporting.
User avatar #16241 to #16238 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
supporting in general is rather heal based or offensive based in this game.
like Tyrande, her Q heals the same way tarics heal does (except it heals others for more)
but she has a stun and a nuke+a hunters mark that increases all damage taken by 25% for 4 seconds.
User avatar #16239 to #16238 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
yeah go for it.
#16240 to #16239 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
yay   
wutcha doin?
yay
wutcha doin?
User avatar #16242 to #16240 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
games of HOTS.
User avatar #16243 to #16242 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I see so its how i support in Dota.
Who ya playin as?
User avatar #16244 to #16243 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I guess.
Tyrande
User avatar #16245 to #16244 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
ohnice
#16226 to #16225 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
He meant just taking towers really fast and rushing items like Ohmwrecker and the elixer that hurts towers.
I guess its some new lingo i failed to notice, im a good teamfighter and thats the exact opposite of how i play.
User avatar #16228 to #16226 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
just play Nidalee till you can splitpush any team.
#16193 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
No more DFG
making the song, irrelevant, GG rito.
User avatar #16215 to #16193 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
you buy access for the game, of course you get access right after, lmao.
User avatar #16216 to #16215 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
you know what i mean slut
User avatar #16217 to #16216 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
no I don't
User avatar #16218 to #16217 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
ohwell
User avatar #16219 to #16218 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
ye.
anyway, buy the bundle.
really you just pay for heroes and skins+you get some currency so you are on your way to buying a new champ too.
User avatar #16220 to #16219 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
fiiine
User avatar #16195 to #16194 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
wutcha doin
User avatar #16196 to #16195 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
going for dinner.
User avatar #16197 to #16196 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
dammit
User avatar #16199 to #16198 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
hihihi
User avatar #16201 to #16200 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
tried to play dota, salt everywhere so im listening to music and am about to go fiddle with my mastries n stuff in LoL
User avatar #16202 to #16201 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
cool.
just bought Heroes of the storm myself.
#16203 to #16202 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
You bitch   
why does everyone get to play it before me? Ive been signed up for the beta n stuff
You bitch
why does everyone get to play it before me? Ive been signed up for the beta n stuff
User avatar #16204 to #16203 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
lmao.
same.
bought it instead.
User avatar #16206 to #16204 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
dammit
i need it in my veins dammit.
User avatar #16207 to #16206 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
then buy it.
even though we can't play together anyway
#16208 to #16207 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
why must everything be torture?
User avatar #16209 to #16208 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
because you live in murica
User avatar #16210 to #16209 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]


The heroes are gay too, i ******* want Chen dammit, and Tyrael.
#16212 to #16211 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Theyre good but im too hype for Chen and Tyrael to give a damn about anyone else.
User avatar #16213 to #16212 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
lol...
just buy the game?
#16214 to #16213 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
I might as well, watch me get access to the beta right after i buy the bitch.    
I love how it plays though, its very very objective based, which is sexy.
I might as well, watch me get access to the beta right after i buy the bitch.
I love how it plays though, its very very objective based, which is sexy.
User avatar #16190 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Defensive pls
User avatar #16191 to #16190 - defensive (01/20/2015) [-]
Don't really feel like talking tonight, sorry.
User avatar #16192 to #16191 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
that's fine, have a good one.
#16183 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Finally they had a Paladin quest in Hearthstone, got my second victory to complete the quest and my third victory to get 50 gold in one go.    
So good.
Finally they had a Paladin quest in Hearthstone, got my second victory to complete the quest and my third victory to get 50 gold in one go.
So good.
User avatar #16184 to #16183 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
you do know that you can reroll quests, right?
User avatar #16185 to #16184 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
yeah, thats how i got the Paladin quest you silly.
User avatar #16186 to #16185 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
ehm...
#16187 to #16186 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
What are you doing?
User avatar #16188 to #16187 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
I just stepped in the door.
User avatar #16189 to #16188 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Did you get on the floor
and do the dinosaur?
#16138 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Hi
I tried to play ranked again and im actually doing really awesome.
What is this? Am i in a coma or something?
User avatar #16180 to #16138 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
well you don't have to farm in HOTS so you can just go roaming and gank people all day.
User avatar #16181 to #16180 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
ohyay, i cant wait
User avatar #16160 to #16138 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
lmao.
try following Guardsman Bob on twitch, he plays it daily now.
User avatar #16161 to #16160 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
I shall, im looking at the heroes you can Play and i cant wait to play Chen and Uther.
User avatar #16162 to #16161 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
haven't read about chen, but I know that uther is a support hero that can go a carry route with his skill choices, Vman played him a lot in the alpha
User avatar #16163 to #16162 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
One of Chen's heroic ability sounds a lot like Udyr.
Actually he seems like a mix between Gragas and Udyr, the good parts of them at least.
User avatar #16165 to #16164 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Them aside i might just always play the Lich King because the ************* Lich King.
#16167 to #16166 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
I finally got a game that im hype for, good 						****					.
I finally got a game that im hype for, good **** .
#16169 to #16168 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
yyyyyesss....   
idd...
yyyyyesss....
idd...
User avatar #16171 to #16170 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
what is idd?
User avatar #16172 to #16171 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
indeed
User avatar #16173 to #16172 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
User avatar #16174 to #16173 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
lol...
User avatar #16175 to #16174 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
i never get your silly lingo and stuff.
User avatar #16176 to #16175 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
I can tell
#16177 to #16176 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Im looking at someone play as Chen i love it.
Im looking at someone play as Chen i love it.
User avatar #16179 to #16178 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
How much you wana bet that ill suck ass at HOTS too?
User avatar #16139 to #16138 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
P L E A S E W A K E U P !
#16140 to #16139 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#16142 to #16141 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
wutcha been doin?
wutcha been doin?
User avatar #16145 to #16144 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Gas and muscle pains.
I got a new card in hearthstone and im trying to figure out if its best with my Priest or Paladin Deck.
The Flesh Eating Ghoul.
I figure my Paldin deck since redemption would bring it back as a 3/1 not a 2/1 because its effect, or is that not true and im just smoking crack?
User avatar #16146 to #16145 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
please...

redemption sucks, don't use it unless you have a death rattle deck...
flesh eating ghoul in general isn't very good.
but priest over paladin at least.
#16147 to #16146 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Well i guess it does have no need in my Paladin deck.    
I thought of playing muster for battle with silverhand knight while having a taunt and the ghoul would be a good way to either let them die or divebomb a strong card with my minions and let my ghoul get stronger.    
I guess itd be easier to just use Gurubashi berserker and give him divine shield of i wanted to beef up a minion fast without wasting cards.
Well i guess it does have no need in my Paladin deck.
I thought of playing muster for battle with silverhand knight while having a taunt and the ghoul would be a good way to either let them die or divebomb a strong card with my minions and let my ghoul get stronger.
I guess itd be easier to just use Gurubashi berserker and give him divine shield of i wanted to beef up a minion fast without wasting cards.
User avatar #16148 to #16147 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
gurubashi beserker doesn't get stronger while he has divine shield on, lol.
the ghoul+ mustard for battle is a fine combo if you don't have the quartermasters yet.
User avatar #16149 to #16148 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
i meant give the shield to him to take no damage late game because he is a big target as soon as i play him.
Like the enemy could blow his minions to take him out and then 1 hit him easy with a strong minions and then ill die.
Im working with a really basic deck, i havent been grinding much lately and have spent 0 money so the berserker is on one of my strongest cards right now.
User avatar #16150 to #16149 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
ghoul>beserker in paladin deck.
you can give the ghoul divine shield at all times etc.
User avatar #16151 to #16150 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
i might end up not even using either of them.
Im fiddling with my decks right now.
I want at least to be able to do my quests, ive been getting my ass handed to me hard whenever i dont use my paladin deck.
User avatar #16152 to #16151 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
search for budget decks.
User avatar #16153 to #16152 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
oki.
have you bought any cards?
User avatar #16154 to #16153 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
wayyyyyyyyyy too many...
User avatar #16155 to #16154 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
lol
im trying so damn hard not to
User avatar #16157 to #16156 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Its so tempting though.
I wish Blizzard would stop making me their bitch.
User avatar #16158 to #16157 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
I can't wait for HOTS.
#16159 to #16158 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Oh my ******* god i forgot about it.
I need it in my veins it looks so awesome.
User avatar #16143 to #16142 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
playing Wow.
my blood elf monk might transfer to an alliance guild as Dranei, I don't mind either.
#16114 - cloymax ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
So senpai   
You've been waiting for an Elise buff rite?   
   
apparently her clear is supposed to be better now   
Heca also got better which gives me a stiffy   
   
whatcha doin?
So senpai
You've been waiting for an Elise buff rite?

apparently her clear is supposed to be better now
Heca also got better which gives me a stiffy

whatcha doin?
User avatar #16115 to #16114 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
well Elise is still good, the nerfs were just unnecessary.
haven't read patch notes in ages, why would her clear be even better?

I'm playing wow.
#16116 to #16115 - cloymax ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
o.   
Apparently her Q has been buffed in some manner or other.   
more damage against camps specifically I think?   
oh, and you've got 2 charges of smite now.   
   
ew, wow.
o.
Apparently her Q has been buffed in some manner or other.
more damage against camps specifically I think?
oh, and you've got 2 charges of smite now.

ew, wow.
User avatar #16117 to #16116 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
oh awesome.

2 charges of smite yays.

lol
User avatar #16119 to #16117 - cloymax ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
they also removed the button for joining a team in team builder
10/10 patching
#16118 to #16117 - cloymax ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
yup.   
   
yeah, I'm glad. hated being unable to smite dragon cause I got something else a bit ago or something of the like.   
and it'll buff early clear pretty hard which is great.   
   
you seem to always go back to it eh
yup.

yeah, I'm glad. hated being unable to smite dragon cause I got something else a bit ago or something of the like.
and it'll buff early clear pretty hard which is great.

you seem to always go back to it eh
User avatar #16120 to #16118 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
mhmm.

well that's the point of it, lol.

yeah I do, at the very least the leveling is fun.
**** dungeons though, people always afk.
#16122 to #16120 - cloymax ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
I guess.

leveling got tiring for me after 3 characters done
even the more interesting areas
User avatar #16123 to #16122 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
heh.

I guess?
well I started this monk right at 90 so it's a tad easier.
also the brewmaster fighting style is just me, tons of AoE and self healing, focus on dodging and **** , I basically pull like 4-5 mobs my level and heal off of fighting them, lol.

got 2 levels today which is nice.
the XP per level is lower than from 85-90.
then again it's a 10 level increase this expansion.
User avatar #16124 to #16123 - cloymax ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
sounds pretty cool.

were the last ones 5ers?
User avatar #16125 to #16124 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
it is.
most fun tank spec for sure.

yeah, it's been the plan for level 100 to be the cap for ages.
User avatar #16126 to #16125 - cloymax ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
good stuff

so after that it's gonna end or just no levels or wut?
User avatar #16127 to #16126 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
I think this will be the final Wow expansion yeah.
User avatar #16128 to #16127 - cloymax ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
damn

p cray considering it's been around for like 10 years
User avatar #16129 to #16128 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
yup, insane.
2 years left only.
shame.
or something.
User avatar #16130 to #16129 - cloymax ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
I guess
User avatar #16131 to #16130 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
oh wellz
#16054 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Why, every time i play with or against an Akali, Yasuo, Kat or Zed, are they always salty as **** ?
We're losing? Salty
We're winning? Salty because every kill they dont get is a KS and our team is a bunch luzr nub fgts who steal kills buz Akali needs 2 b fed so we can win bcuz theyre da onli hope
Or just salty because they missed some early CS and its my fault for not ganking, or they bitch for ganks because Yasuo missed his tornado and is frantically pinging for me to come help him escape while im trying to help bot get kills and a dragon.
User avatar #16055 to #16054 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
people who play snowball champions are always salty
User avatar #16056 to #16055 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
I hate having snowball champs on my team, 9/10 they go in when im nowhere near and die then blame me, even when im a support and theyre top, like no lie.
2 games as Leona and Riven and Zed both die, then flame me for not coming and ulting.
User avatar #16057 to #16056 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
yeah wtf use your global ult man
#16058 to #16057 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Flaming for a pre 6 ult man.
Thats not even the worst part, its when im in the jungle.
I tell my team, "Im low, gunna back, play safe", What do i hear next?
An ally has been slain, double kill.
"OMG I WENT IN WE COULDA HAD HER BUT JAX IS STOOPID"
"YA FUK U JG, YOU NVR GANK"
"WE NEED HELP BECAUSE ZILEAN IS BROKN"
"JG SUX"
"WHY ARE YOU AT BASE?"
"REPORT JG FOR FED"
"SO STOOPID"
This is after they focused the support and completely ignored Vayne shoving bolts up their ass and condemning them under turret.
User avatar #16059 to #16058 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
life is hard
#16062 to #16061 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
I dunno why ive been playing with salty people though.    
All of the sudden it just happened, every game, someone or my entire team will group on someone and flame them to 						****					 or just whine.    
What happened? I almost never had that 						****					 in my games before.
I dunno why ive been playing with salty people though.
All of the sudden it just happened, every game, someone or my entire team will group on someone and flame them to **** or just whine.
What happened? I almost never had that **** in my games before.
User avatar #16063 to #16062 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
games vary a lot, especially if you play at different times of the day.
#16064 to #16063 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Time for more 4am games.
User avatar #16065 to #16064 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
pretty much, lel.
User avatar #16066 to #16065 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
This is the only reason i miss having a night job.
More enjoyable games when i got home.
User avatar #16067 to #16066 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
lel.
I guess I'd notice that as well if I actually played games after work.
#16068 to #16067 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
I miss those early morning games.    
I could get completely out-classed in the jungle and the enemy jungle wont 						****					 talk, they wont even saying anything.    
The only thing anyone says is &quot;GG&quot; when its over.    
Such good times.
I miss those early morning games.
I could get completely out-classed in the jungle and the enemy jungle wont **** talk, they wont even saying anything.
The only thing anyone says is "GG" when its over.
Such good times.
User avatar #16069 to #16068 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
have you tried the mute all function?...
#16070 to #16069 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Tried it.    
Once they realized i was on mute all, my entire team spam pinged the whole game.    
Every step, a fall back or be careful ping went out. They do it to everyone who mutes someone.
Tried it.
Once they realized i was on mute all, my entire team spam pinged the whole game.
Every step, a fall back or be careful ping went out. They do it to everyone who mutes someone.
User avatar #16072 to #16070 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
anyways, good night
User avatar #16073 to #16072 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
nini feesh
User avatar #16053 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
sammythepylon right back at you
#15843 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Why is the Paladin so 						*******					 good? My favorite cards right now are Muster for battle and redemption, so annoying and so good.
Why is the Paladin so ******* good? My favorite cards right now are Muster for battle and redemption, so annoying and so good.
User avatar #15865 to #15843 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
anyway, bye, dinner
User avatar #15864 to #15843 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
>implying control rogue with hardcore lategame isn't the usual playstyle
>implying the combo's aren't made up for with the insane card draw.
User avatar #15844 to #15843 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
because their hero power is one of the best ones, only matched by the Warlock, most likely.

muster and redemption don't mix that well though.
User avatar #15845 to #15844 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
i use redemption when i have a high taunt on my board like lord of the arena, just to protect my beefed up silver hand recruits and whatnot
User avatar #15846 to #15845 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
try using sunwalker instead.
User avatar #15847 to #15846 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
i dont have her but i have annoy-o-tron.
User avatar #15848 to #15847 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
well in general you want minions with divine shield/deathrattle for your redemption, like harvest golem
User avatar #15849 to #15848 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
ohhhhh
i should get minions with deathrattle
User avatar #15850 to #15849 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
yeah...
#15851 to #15850 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
yay   
yknow what would be cool? trading with friends because i dont use anything but paladin and id be fine with getting rid of some rares that are not useable.
yay
yknow what would be cool? trading with friends because i dont use anything but paladin and id be fine with getting rid of some rares that are not useable.
User avatar #15852 to #15851 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
yeah you'll get around to playing other **** eventually.
User avatar #15853 to #15852 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
maybe i like the way the priest plays
User avatar #15854 to #15853 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
exactly
User avatar #15855 to #15854 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
mage, shaman, rogue and hunter suck ass though.
User avatar #15856 to #15855 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
wrong, you suck ass at mage, shaman, rogue and hunter
User avatar #15857 to #15856 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
nou
User avatar #15858 to #15857 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
rogue most played class.
get a ******* grip
#15859 to #15858 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
too bad it still sucks
User avatar #15860 to #15859 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
you suck at it.
why do you think it sucks?
User avatar #15861 to #15860 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
i just dont like the style of play.
User avatar #15862 to #15861 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
and what do you consider "the style of play"
lmao
User avatar #15863 to #15862 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
bursting with combo cards instead of using a drawn out, control style deck.
#15838 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
I finally got a handle on the whole mana curve stuff and got gud with the late game play to be a better paladin.
Less is more fishy, less is more.
User avatar #15839 to #15838 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
well obviously you want more cheap cards than expensive ones...
User avatar #15840 to #15839 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
well i did not know that oki gawd.
User avatar #15841 to #15840 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
it's pretty ******* simple...
User avatar #15842 to #15841 - admiralhowe ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
well now it is.
User avatar #16102 to #15609 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
should get me sorces on all anime tiddy
#16103 to #16102 - killakahn (01/13/2015) [-]
i should   
   
but i wont
i should

but i wont
User avatar #16104 to #16103 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
faggot.
User avatar #16106 to #16105 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
no, no luv for non anime sharer
User avatar #16108 to #16107 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
because anime tiddy is life
User avatar #16110 to #16109 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
No HOLD THE **** UP!
you're the bm master of the two of us, don't give me that **** when you won't share tiddy
User avatar #16112 to #16111 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
nooo you
User avatar #16133 to #16132 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
you really don't like making new threads, do you?
User avatar #16135 to #16134 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
oddball
User avatar #16136 to #16135 - killakahn (01/15/2015) [-]
sorry

I guess I'll just go
User avatar #16137 to #16136 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
if you must...
User avatar #15814 to #15609 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
so innocent.
User avatar #16075 to #16074 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
is that supposed to be sona?
you're slow
#16076 to #16075 - killakahn (01/13/2015) [-]
I can be as slow as I want
User avatar #16077 to #16076 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
well true I guess.
anyway I'm off to work so see ya
User avatar #16079 to #16077 - killakahn (01/13/2015) [-]
respond to meee
User avatar #16078 to #16077 - killakahn (01/13/2015) [-]
omfg no come back
User avatar #16080 to #16078 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
sorry for having a job.
User avatar #16082 to #16081 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
sooooooooooo sorry
User avatar #16084 to #16083 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
ok.
hi
User avatar #16085 to #16084 - killakahn (01/13/2015) [-]
How are you
User avatar #16089 to #16087 - killakahn (01/13/2015) [-]
nothing

was sleeping, woke up to babysit a bit

sister is back, so now i can goof off
User avatar #16091 to #16089 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
who?

wb
User avatar #16093 to #16091 - killakahn (01/13/2015) [-]
Who what
User avatar #16095 to #16093 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
who you sitting?
User avatar #16096 to #16095 - killakahn (01/13/2015) [-]
baby sister
User avatar #16086 to #16085 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
I am decent.
talked with the bank today, had to send some info and **** , slept for a while longer than usual.
doing the mistake of playing WoW again.
User avatar #16092 to #16090 - killakahn (01/13/2015) [-]
RIP money
User avatar #16094 to #16092 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
implying it's expensive at all.
#16097 to #16094 - killakahn (01/13/2015) [-]
money spent = expensive   
   
because im cheap
money spent = expensive

because im cheap
User avatar #16099 to #16097 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
bouncy.

I guess so.
User avatar #16101 to #16099 - killakahn (01/13/2015) [-]
boob

and ye
User avatar #15815 to #15814 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
pls exxplain
User avatar #15816 to #15815 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
what is their to explain?
User avatar #15817 to #15816 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
everything
User avatar #15820 to #15819 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
I don't even know
User avatar #15822 to #15821 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
because I really don't, I just got a feeling.
User avatar #15823 to #15822 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
I GOT A FEELING

WOOOHOOO
User avatar #15824 to #15823 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
I feel it
User avatar #15825 to #15824 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
what do you feel
User avatar #15826 to #15825 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
your gigantic hips.
User avatar #15827 to #15826 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
I'm sure you'd like to
User avatar #15828 to #15827 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
I have no clue tbh, are you even into that **** ?
User avatar #15829 to #15828 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
into what
User avatar #15830 to #15829 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
male on male action
User avatar #15832 to #15830 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
gonna go clean my room

brb 1 hour
User avatar #15834 to #15832 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
I'll be sleeping by then.
got work tomorrow.
User avatar #15831 to #15830 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
the only 2 relationships I've been in were with guys
User avatar #15833 to #15831 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
really?
Interesting.
User avatar #15794 to #15609 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
makes me want to shower.
too bad I only do that in the mornings.
I'd really like to break that habbit and shower in the evenings instead..
User avatar #15795 to #15794 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
do it

you sleep so nicely
User avatar #15796 to #15795 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
yeah but I also wake up from having a shower...
User avatar #15797 to #15796 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
i depends what you do

you can shower and wake up in it, and go on with your day

but me, i can shower in the morning, make breakfast for the fam, then go right back to bed

just gotta get comfy
User avatar #15798 to #15797 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
lmao.
yeah I can't sleep once I get up.
#15799 to #15798 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
I can sleep whenever
User avatar #15800 to #15799 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
same.
but I can't sleep right after having slept.
User avatar #15801 to #15800 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
r u casul
User avatar #15805 to #15804 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
reported
User avatar #15806 to #15805 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
wow BM
User avatar #15808 to #15807 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
cheapskate.
User avatar #15810 to #15809 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
yeah don't use cheap tricks, gawd
User avatar #15811 to #15810 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
what tricks
User avatar #15812 to #15811 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
ALL of them
User avatar #15813 to #15812 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
what do you mean
User avatar #15774 to #15609 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
iunno, you'd know best.
User avatar #15775 to #15774 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
i don't even know

all i know is that you're the lewd one
User avatar #15776 to #15775 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
hmm...
fine
User avatar #15777 to #15776 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
ye i win
User avatar #15778 to #15777 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
winrar indeed
User avatar #15781 to #15780 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
I'm gonna go take a shower

ttyl
User avatar #15784 to #15783 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
hehehheheheheheheh
FRONT
User avatar #15786 to #15785 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
fine you win.
sup?
User avatar #15787 to #15786 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
nothing

im all steamy and clean
User avatar #15788 to #15787 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
steamy?
how hot do you shower?
User avatar #15789 to #15788 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
hot enough that i steam a bit too

i have to take a really hot shower, my house is so cold
User avatar #15790 to #15789 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
I see...

I prefer more stable temperatures.
our shower is broken so it's often way too hot though...
User avatar #15791 to #15790 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
i want to enjoy my hot water, its cold a lot

where even the hot isn't even warm
User avatar #15792 to #15791 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
sounds annoying.
User avatar #15793 to #15792 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
mhmm

but now im so cozy
User avatar #15754 to #15609 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
eh I guess?
User avatar #15755 to #15754 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
yeah you're talking about the lewd
User avatar #15756 to #15755 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
of course I am!
User avatar #15757 to #15756 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
I know!

Because its you
User avatar #15758 to #15757 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
yeah lewd is totally my kind of thing
User avatar #15760 to #15759 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
please do.
or something.
watching Ecchi anime on the side isn't helping either
#15761 to #15760 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
you say please like I wear clothes all the time
you say please like I wear clothes all the time
User avatar #15766 to #15765 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
gigantic hips
User avatar #15767 to #15766 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
giant
girly
hips
User avatar #15768 to #15767 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
are you trying to get me pregnant or something?
User avatar #15769 to #15768 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
lmao what
#15770 to #15769 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
you're being lewd as hell.
#15771 to #15770 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
yeah, it gets me in trouble
#15772 to #15771 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
the way you type makes it sound like you're being very intentional about it...
User avatar #15773 to #15772 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
how so?

i just type
#15734 to #15609 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
well I'm not that big a fan of vore, if it happens it happens.
growth is where it's at.
#15735 to #15734 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
do you just like

imagine being pressed between boob
#15736 to #15735 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
nah, it's nothing as innocent as that.
the thing about giantesses is that you can apply pretty much any fetish to it.
I am a fan of getting stepped on, the despair of being in the girls complete control.
the litteral growth symbolises, well, growth in power, every inch grown another loss for me and gain for said person.
as far as I've found out it comes from childhood trauma and a dependency disorder.
#15737 to #15736 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
I don't know how to respond to that so have this gif
I don't know how to respond to that so have this gif
#15738 to #15737 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
well there's not much to say to that kind of stuff, but I don't know any other way of explaining it so the other person understands.

also 10/10 gif
#15739 to #15738 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
well i mean i guess you explained it pretty well
well i mean i guess you explained it pretty well
#15740 to #15739 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
people still go "but I'm not tall" etc.
I'm done telling about it IRL just because I happen to like someone, they'll never act on it anyway.
User avatar #15741 to #15740 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
nah you're just into being dominated
#15742 to #15741 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
more like, worshipping.
getting dominated is nice too, but it's not like I have a desire for cruel partners.
User avatar #15743 to #15742 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
i mean you could worship the one dominating you
User avatar #15744 to #15743 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
yeah but people getting flattered and a little awkward about it but still accepting it is the best.
#15745 to #15744 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
yeah those are the best
User avatar #15746 to #15745 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
oh well.
meeting people at all would be the first step towards something like that.
#15747 to #15746 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
go find yourself a nice girl who would do that
User avatar #15748 to #15747 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
w-where?
User avatar #15750 to #15749 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
I wish they'd beat me too.
lucker
User avatar #15751 to #15750 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
thought you didn't like cruel partners
User avatar #15752 to #15751 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
beat me off?
that's rather kind in my oppinion
User avatar #15753 to #15752 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
well you're talking about the other kind
User avatar #15714 to #15609 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
the best at what?

incest is cool in hentai but IRL I can't stand the thought
User avatar #15715 to #15714 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
the most comfortable thing ever

and yeah, lmao
User avatar #15716 to #15715 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
not anymore, I guess.

I am excited to move out and get a new mattress and **** .
User avatar #15717 to #15716 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
RIP my mattress, thanks mom

A new will only cost me like $300, thanks to seasonal sales

i get to save a ton of money
User avatar #15718 to #15717 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
thanks mom?...

300 dollars is a lot...
User avatar #15719 to #15718 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
i got the hips from my mom

and yeah, but better than ******* $1000
User avatar #15720 to #15719 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
well sounds like a gift to me, lmao.

true.
still, way more than I have ever seen them priced for outside of the ridic luxurious ones
User avatar #15721 to #15720 - killakahn (01/08/2015) [-]
why would you say that

really? The luxury ones are more than $1k here