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#962717 - redictor (4 hours ago) [-]
#962691 - Ah, I see. I hope you have fun.  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
#962698 - leoldtroll (4 hours ago) [-]
and you too, in whatever you may do
#962653 - Any idea on what you're gonna do today?  [+] (3 new replies) 4 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
#962670 - leoldtroll (4 hours ago) [-]
>>#962649, put more thought into this, talk to people
I might end up playing a game with a friend at some point, and if not I'll probably just read
#962691 - therealdoctor (4 hours ago) [-]
Ah, I see. I hope you have fun.
#962698 - leoldtroll (4 hours ago) [-]
and you too, in whatever you may do
#962613 - He is amazing. Not much, playing vidja games. And you?  [+] (5 new replies) 4 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
#962644 - leoldtroll (4 hours ago) [-]
But I will give David credit, he was great at being the more serious of the two
not much, I've only been awake for about 40 minutes
#962653 - therealdoctor (4 hours ago) [-]
Any idea on what you're gonna do today?
#962670 - leoldtroll (4 hours ago) [-]
>>#962649, put more thought into this, talk to people
I might end up playing a game with a friend at some point, and if not I'll probably just read
#962691 - therealdoctor (4 hours ago) [-]
Ah, I see. I hope you have fun.
#962698 - leoldtroll (4 hours ago) [-]
and you too, in whatever you may do
#962573 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 4 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
#962592 - leoldtroll (4 hours ago) [-]
Matt Smith best doctor was sup m'nigga
#962613 - therealdoctor (4 hours ago) [-]
He is amazing. Not much, playing vidja games. And you?
#962644 - leoldtroll (4 hours ago) [-]
But I will give David credit, he was great at being the more serious of the two
not much, I've only been awake for about 40 minutes
#962653 - therealdoctor (4 hours ago) [-]
Any idea on what you're gonna do today?
#962670 - leoldtroll (4 hours ago) [-]
>>#962649, put more thought into this, talk to people
I might end up playing a game with a friend at some point, and if not I'll probably just read
#962691 - therealdoctor (4 hours ago) [-]
Ah, I see. I hope you have fun.
#962698 - leoldtroll (4 hours ago) [-]
and you too, in whatever you may do
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#939078 - Sounds amazing.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
User avatar #939086 - zombienurse (08/28/2015) [-]
You're amazing
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#3649 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
WHERE ARE YOUR CREDENTIALS?!?!?!
#3670 to #3649 - therealdoctor ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
And I'm sure you can go longer.
#3671 to #3670 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
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User avatar #3673 to #3672 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
Longest i've gone in the 6 six months i've been smoking weed, is like 15 days.
User avatar #3674 to #3673 - therealdoctor ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
I still think you can go longer without it. It just takes some willpower.
User avatar #3675 to #3674 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
It's self-medication for my depression, it works by putting my mind in the "now" no dwelling on the past when i'm high, that's all i'm going to speak about this subject, i'm not going to argue with you about it
User avatar #3676 to #3675 - therealdoctor ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
Oh okay, that's fine. Again, not my place to tell you how you live your life.
#3677 to #3676 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
The only problem is the legality of it, it is a plant, why is the growth, consumption, and sale of a PLANT illegal?
I understand the laws on manufactured drugs like heroin and meth and cocaine, cannabis is a completely natural occurence, and has been used by people as a medicine for thousands of years, yet, within the last 100 years, it has become one of the most illegal substances in the world.
#3679 to #3678 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
I just hope things change in the near future.
I just hope things change in the near future.
#3680 to #3679 - therealdoctor ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
I'm sure things will.
#3681 to #3680 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
I hope the next president will realize the revenue possibilities of federal legalization.
I hope the next president will realize the revenue possibilities of federal legalization.
#3650 to #3649 - therealdoctor ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
Right here.
User avatar #3651 to #3650 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
I CAN'T READ THAT
YOU PHONY
User avatar #3653 to #3652 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
Not without proper credentials
#3655 to #3654 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
Well you are no longer a doctor, what are you gonna do about that
#3656 to #3655 - therealdoctor ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
Thing is, I'm The Doctor. Not a doctor. There's a difference.
#3657 to #3656 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
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#3659 to #3658 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
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#3664 to #3663 - therealdoctor ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
Having fun there?
#3665 to #3664 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
I suppose
#3666 to #3665 - therealdoctor ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
That's good. Fun is good.
#3667 to #3666 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
Being sober isn't.
#3668 to #3667 - therealdoctor ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
It's probably not my place to tell you how to live your life, but I think you don't really need whatever it is you take to make you happy.
#3669 to #3668 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
9 days
9 days
#3639 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
Doctor, I need affection, but no on is is offering the right kind for me.
Doctor, I need affection, but no on is is offering the right kind for me.
#3640 to #3639 - therealdoctor ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
I think I got what you need.
User avatar #3641 to #3640 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
Is it dope and someone to cuddle?
#3642 to #3641 - therealdoctor ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
Oh, I suppose not. I'm sorry.
#3643 to #3642 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
Well i'm about eight days sober, and I guess it's going ok, I mean, i'm feeling very down, completely unrelated to the dope, but maybe my mood will pick back up in the near future.
#3644 to #3643 - therealdoctor ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
Any reason you feeling down, if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #3645 to #3644 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
Very, very lonely.
Like, it is physically painful how lonely i am.
User avatar #3646 to #3645 - therealdoctor ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
I see. I'm sorry to hear that.

I feel your pain. There are times where I feel lonely, too. It makes me sad just thinking about it. But I try not to think about it so much since it won't make things any better. I just start thinking of things that make me happy, like the friends that I have now and the funny stuff we talk about.

You have friends to talk to, right?
User avatar #3647 to #3646 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
Yes, but he's kinda the one this is about, I like him, a lot, but he has someone, he didn't always have someone, and I missed an opportunity with him, but i'm not one for online dating, so...
User avatar #3648 to #3647 - therealdoctor ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
Ah, I see. I had a similar experience like this.

I had this friend who I really liked a lot and I missed my chance to tell her because she moved away. I also found out later that she was not straight, so I had no chance at all and that made me very sad. She was the only one I ever really liked a lot. Since then, I've always felt kinda lonely without her.

I know it hurts that you missed your chance, but you have to move on. It sucks, but that's just how it is. It's just gonna get worse the more you think about it.
#3632 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
#3635 to #3634 - therealdoctor ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
How ya doing?
#3636 to #3635 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Bored, Tired, Sober, thinking about doing more school work.   
It's 1:35 am, please hit me hard enough across the head so i get knocked the 			****		 out.
Bored, Tired, Sober, thinking about doing more school work.
It's 1:35 am, please hit me hard enough across the head so i get knocked the **** out.
User avatar #3638 to #3637 - SumoWamm ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Nuuuuuuuu
User avatar #3629 - enderslayer (08/19/2015) [-]
hello thar m8
User avatar #3630 to #3629 - enderslayer (08/19/2015) [-]
THE EFF is my text color. why
#3606 - SumoWamm ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
#3627 to #3606 - therealdoctor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Be careful not to smoke too much. You never know what could happen.
#3628 to #3627 - SumoWamm ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
I am a big guy, I don't have a limit.
#3608 to #3607 - SumoWamm ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Doctor, I feel so good.
What's wrong?
#3609 to #3608 - therealdoctor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Nothing, really. You're probably just having a good day.
#3610 to #3609 - SumoWamm ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
I can make any day a great day with the right medication.
#3611 to #3610 - therealdoctor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Can't you be happy without them?
#3612 to #3611 - SumoWamm ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
No, medications are for unhappy day, and happy days are medication free days.
Unhappy days x medication = happy days.
Medication is assurance for everyday being happy day.
#3613 to #3612 - therealdoctor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Ah, I see.
#3614 to #3613 - SumoWamm ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
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#3616 to #3615 - SumoWamm ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
How is the doctor?
#3617 to #3616 - therealdoctor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
I'm doing well, thanks for asking.
#3618 to #3617 - SumoWamm ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
It's like, the proper thing to do, right?
#3619 to #3618 - therealdoctor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Asking people how they're doing? Sure, I see no problem with it.
#3620 to #3619 - SumoWamm ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Ya   
What's up?
Ya
What's up?
#3621 to #3620 - therealdoctor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Not much, really. And you?
#3622 to #3621 - SumoWamm ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Not much either, on vacation til saturday.
#3623 to #3622 - therealdoctor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Vacation from what, work or something?
#3624 to #3623 - SumoWamm ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
I, am 250 miles from home, in a cabin, at a resort, and yes, it's a break from work too I guess.
I, am 250 miles from home, in a cabin, at a resort, and yes, it's a break from work too I guess.
#3625 to #3624 - therealdoctor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Oooh, a resort. Sounds fun.
#3626 to #3625 - SumoWamm ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
It's like party city this week.
Just smoking a bunch of dope and having a great ******* time.
#3605 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
Is DIFFY
Fite me
#3592 to #3591 - zealotgold ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
whats up doc?
#3593 to #3592 - therealdoctor ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
Nothing much. And you?
#3594 to #3593 - zealotgold ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
going around to old friends i havent talked to in a bit heh got a nice day off finally
#3595 to #3594 - therealdoctor ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
Same here. I plan to go to the movies tomorrow.
#3596 to #3595 - zealotgold ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
ooo what movie you planning on seeing?
#3597 to #3596 - therealdoctor ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
Inside Out. I heard it was really good.
#3598 to #3597 - zealotgold ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
heh tell me if it is, my lil sis has been dieing to see it
#3599 to #3598 - therealdoctor ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
Will do.
User avatar #3600 to #3599 - zealotgold ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
and ah! quick question then left or right?
User avatar #3601 to #3600 - therealdoctor ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
Right.
User avatar #3602 to #3601 - zealotgold ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
good choice doctor, good choice.
#3604 to #3603 - zealotgold ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
in time doctor, in time
#3589 - anon (06/01/2015) [-]
GET ON SPLATOON AND SKYPE
User avatar #3585 - differentone (05/10/2015) [-]
Doc
Wanna smash
User avatar #3586 to #3585 - therealdoctor ONLINE (05/10/2015) [-]
3DS or WiiU?
User avatar #3587 to #3586 - differentone (05/10/2015) [-]
Wii U
Get on skype
#3583 - zombienurse (04/30/2015) [-]
I love you
I love you
#3565 to #3564 - thebluebox (04/25/2015) [-]
you stole me... remember?
#3567 to #3566 - thebluebox (04/25/2015) [-]
or as you said "borrowed"
#3568 to #3567 - therealdoctor ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Ah, yes. Now it's clear to me.    
Hello sexy.
Ah, yes. Now it's clear to me.
Hello sexy.
#3570 to #3568 - thebluebox (04/25/2015) [-]
i can't believe this account wasn't taken

but i'm so happy it wasn't
#3571 to #3570 - therealdoctor ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Great to hear.
Great to hear.
User avatar #3572 to #3571 - thebluebox (04/25/2015) [-]
D:

something wrong?
User avatar #3573 to #3572 - therealdoctor ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
No. Why you ask?
User avatar #3574 to #3573 - thebluebox (04/25/2015) [-]
you just seem a bit off dear

it's zombie btw
User avatar #3575 to #3574 - therealdoctor ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
I'm fine, really.
I knew it was you.
#3576 to #3575 - thebluebox (04/25/2015) [-]
how did you know
#3577 to #3576 - therealdoctor ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
I saw how two of your accounts were on my latest users and your new account was just made today.
I saw how two of your accounts were on my latest users and your new account was just made today.
#3578 to #3577 - thebluebox (04/25/2015) [-]
well you gave me tht idea
#3579 to #3578 - therealdoctor ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
I did?
I did?
#3580 to #3579 - thebluebox (04/25/2015) [-]
yus. The doctar and his blue box.

i'm just getting more and more obsessed with DW it's insane
#3581 to #3580 - therealdoctor ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
It's killing me not knowing when the next season is starting!
It's killing me not knowing when the next season is starting!
#3582 to #3581 - thebluebox (04/25/2015) [-]
actively avoiding new season to rewatch later

you know you're a fan when you can name specific events and tie the episode's name to it...
#3569 to #3568 - thebluebox (04/25/2015) [-]
oh yes that's what you usually call me!

petrichor!
#3554 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
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#3556 to #3555 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
whats up?
#3557 to #3556 - therealdoctor ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Not much, really. And you?
#3558 to #3557 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
just living life heh just got off wow
#3561 to #3560 - therealdoctor ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, maybe.
#3562 to #3561 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
heh cause we are all nerds >.>
#3551 - zealotgold ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
i found this for yea!
i found this for yea!
#3552 to #3551 - therealdoctor ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Oooh, nice. Thanks!
User avatar #3540 - plataeiou ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
The Doctor's punishment in Hell is to watch Rose Tyler get married to an abusive male over and over and over again for all eternity.
User avatar #3542 to #3541 - plataeiou ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
And he can call out all he wants, but she will never hear him.
User avatar #3544 to #3543 - plataeiou ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
His sin: Treachery
He knows that bad things will happen to his companions, but still whisks them away regardless.
User avatar #3546 to #3545 - plataeiou ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
<333333
User avatar #3548 to #3547 - plataeiou ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
You always remember your first Doctor......










Unless you're Donna Noble.
#3549 to #3548 - therealdoctor ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
Too far, mate.
User avatar #3550 to #3549 - plataeiou ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
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#3531 - SumoWamm ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
#3533 to #3532 - SumoWamm ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
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User avatar #3519 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #3521 to #3520 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #3522 to #3521 - therealdoctor ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Hello there.
User avatar #3523 to #3522 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #3524 to #3523 - therealdoctor ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Not much, just re-watching some old DBZ episodes.
And you?
User avatar #3525 to #3524 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Working on some art projects.

what saga?
User avatar #3526 to #3525 - therealdoctor ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Well, I started from the beginning of Dragon Ball and I am now within the first few episodes of Dragon Ball Z.
#3527 to #3526 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
You should read the manga
User avatar #3528 to #3527 - therealdoctor ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Ehhh, maybe. Kinda lazy to read it all.
#3529 to #3528 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
M8 you watched all of Dragon Ball I highly doubt you can't
#3515 - differentone (03/06/2015) [-]
My cousin and I fell for Smashketball.   
Wanna go again?
My cousin and I fell for Smashketball.
Wanna go again?
#3516 to #3515 - therealdoctor ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
Sure, why not.
User avatar #3518 to #3517 - therealdoctor ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
Yuuuup.
#3514 - zealotgold ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
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#3510 to #3509 - therealdoctor ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
Well then...
#3511 to #3510 - SumoWamm ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
Yuri is so 			*******		 hot.
Yuri is so ******* hot.
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