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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/14/2012
Last Login:5/29/2016
Location:TARDIS
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I'm the Doctor.

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    Hey, who turned out the lights? Hey, who turned out the lights?
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    Wait for it... Wait for it...

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#1942093 - Just bought a pretty neat rhythm game. 05/27/2016 on FJ Backroom 0
#1938932 - Ready and waiting. 05/25/2016 on FJ Backroom 0
#1938921 - Playing Overwatch  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2016 on FJ Backroom 0
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#1938929 - zediffycomic (05/25/2016) [-]
GET ON SKYPE SO I CAN YELL AT YOU
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#1938932 - therealdoctor (05/25/2016) [-]
Ready and waiting.
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#1938927 - zediffycomic (05/25/2016) [-]
SHUT UP
#1936997 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2016 on FJ Backroom 0
#1936998 - zenexazure (05/24/2016) [-]
Thanky Doc
#1936201 - Doct0r#11138 05/24/2016 on FJ Backroom 0
#1936167 - So, this Overwatch game. Is it worth getting? I've b…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2016 on FJ Backroom +2
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#1936183 - kisman (05/24/2016) [-]
i really like it
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#1936179 - Doomonyou (05/24/2016) [-]
Its a game that I'd advise only getting if you have friends to play with
#1936171 - bugsbob (05/24/2016) [-]
It's good, and the standard edition is only $40 instead of $60.
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#1921524 - Picture 05/18/2016 on FJ Backroom 0
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#1921098 - Good luck with that.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2016 on FJ Backroom +1
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#1921105 - psikid (05/18/2016) [-]
I already did it. I'm the best.
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#3713 - SumoWamm (02/17/2016) [-]
You must present you proper qualifications or face jail time.
#3714 to #3713 - therealdoctor (02/17/2016) [-]
Right here.
#3715 to #3714 - SumoWamm (02/17/2016) [-]
Can't read them

I hope you'll like your new cell mate, his name is bubba the butt blaster
#3717 to #3716 - SumoWamm (02/17/2016) [-]
Y-You can't do that!
#3718 to #3717 - therealdoctor (02/17/2016) [-]
Why not?
#3719 to #3718 - SumoWamm (02/17/2016) [-]
BECAUSE YOU'RE A NIDDLY WIDDLY
#3721 to #3720 - SumoWamm (02/17/2016) [-]
It's a compliment
Like these compimentary tits
#3722 to #3721 - therealdoctor (02/17/2016) [-]
Interesting.
#3711 - thegentleluger (01/20/2016) [-]
GIF
#3709 - frigidalt ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas!
#3702 - plataeiou ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
OH GOD THERE'S GOING TO BE A SEQUEL TO "SLEEP NO MORE"
#3703 to #3702 - therealdoctor (11/19/2015) [-]
To what?
#3704 to #3703 - plataeiou ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
The most recent episode.
#3705 to #3704 - therealdoctor (11/19/2015) [-]
Oooooh. Sadly, I missed that episode.
#3706 to #3705 - plataeiou ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Don't bother with it. It's ****.
#3707 to #3706 - therealdoctor (11/19/2015) [-]
I still wanna see it, though. I wanna see every Doctor Who episode.
#3700 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
Smesh
#3693 - SumoWamm (10/09/2015) [-]
#3694 to #3693 - SumoWamm (10/09/2015) [-]
Oh, and 24 days sober
#3695 to #3694 - therealdoctor (10/09/2015) [-]
Oooh, nice to hear! Also, that webm is adorable.
How are you feeling?
#3696 to #3695 - SumoWamm (10/09/2015) [-]
Blegh, i'm ehh, bae keeps me happy i suppose, like, ******* nearly 40 hours worth of skype calls in the past 15ish days :33333, i love talking with him
#3697 to #3696 - therealdoctor (10/09/2015) [-]
That's great to hear. I'm glad you have someone that makes you happy.
#3698 to #3697 - SumoWamm (10/09/2015) [-]
He's my boyfriend now too
#3699 to #3698 - therealdoctor (10/09/2015) [-]
Awww, that's great! I hope you two stay happy together!
#3682 - SumoWamm (09/02/2015) [-]
Congratulations me, 15 days.
#3683 to #3682 - therealdoctor (09/02/2015) [-]
Nicely done.
#3684 to #3683 - SumoWamm (09/02/2015) [-]
It will reach 17 days, and the counter will reset, going home, back to my connections, then possibly going to party with my brother.
#3685 to #3684 - therealdoctor (09/02/2015) [-]
Awww, and you were doing so well.
#3686 to #3685 - SumoWamm (09/02/2015) [-]
I've had more than my fair share of sobriety for a while, even though it wasn't by choice
#3687 to #3686 - therealdoctor (09/02/2015) [-]
Can't you hold out for just a little longer?
#3688 to #3687 - SumoWamm (09/02/2015) [-]
For what purpose?
There's next to no THC metabolites left in my body, and I doubt this job i'm getting interviewed for tomorrow will require a UA, it's a gas station gig.
#3689 to #3688 - therealdoctor (09/02/2015) [-]
I just think you don't really need it. You mentioned how it helps with your depression, right? I'm sure there are other ways to help with depression. Just saying.
#3649 - SumoWamm (08/28/2015) [-]
WHERE ARE YOUR CREDENTIALS?!?!?!
#3670 to #3649 - therealdoctor (08/28/2015) [-]
And I'm sure you can go longer.
#3671 to #3670 - SumoWamm (08/28/2015) [-]
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#3673 to #3672 - SumoWamm (08/28/2015) [-]
Longest i've gone in the 6 six months i've been smoking weed, is like 15 days.
#3674 to #3673 - therealdoctor (08/28/2015) [-]
I still think you can go longer without it. It just takes some willpower.
#3675 to #3674 - SumoWamm (08/28/2015) [-]
It's self-medication for my depression, it works by putting my mind in the "now" no dwelling on the past when i'm high, that's all i'm going to speak about this subject, i'm not going to argue with you about it
#3676 to #3675 - therealdoctor (08/28/2015) [-]
Oh okay, that's fine. Again, not my place to tell you how you live your life.
#3677 to #3676 - SumoWamm (08/28/2015) [-]
The only problem is the legality of it, it is a plant, why is the growth, consumption, and sale of a PLANT illegal?
I understand the laws on manufactured drugs like heroin and meth and cocaine, cannabis is a completely natural occurence, and has been used by people as a medicine for thousands of years, yet, within the last 100 years, it has become one of the most illegal substances in the world.
#3679 to #3678 - SumoWamm (08/28/2015) [-]
I just hope things change in the near future.
I just hope things change in the near future.
#3680 to #3679 - therealdoctor (08/28/2015) [-]
I'm sure things will.
#3681 to #3680 - SumoWamm (08/28/2015) [-]
I hope the next president will realize the revenue possibilities of federal legalization.
I hope the next president will realize the revenue possibilities of federal legalization.
#3650 to #3649 - therealdoctor (08/28/2015) [-]
Right here.
#3651 to #3650 - SumoWamm (08/28/2015) [-]
I CAN'T READ THAT
YOU PHONY
#3653 to #3652 - SumoWamm (08/28/2015) [-]
Not without proper credentials
#3655 to #3654 - SumoWamm (08/28/2015) [-]
Well you are no longer a doctor, what are you gonna do about that
#3656 to #3655 - therealdoctor (08/28/2015) [-]
Thing is, I'm The Doctor. Not a doctor. There's a difference.
#3657 to #3656 - SumoWamm (08/28/2015) [-]
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#3664 to #3663 - therealdoctor (08/28/2015) [-]
Having fun there?
#3665 to #3664 - SumoWamm (08/28/2015) [-]
I suppose
#3666 to #3665 - therealdoctor (08/28/2015) [-]
That's good. Fun is good.
#3667 to #3666 - SumoWamm (08/28/2015) [-]
Being sober isn't.
#3668 to #3667 - therealdoctor (08/28/2015) [-]
It's probably not my place to tell you how to live your life, but I think you don't really need whatever it is you take to make you happy.
#3669 to #3668 - SumoWamm
(08/28/2015) [-]
9 days
9 days
#3639 - SumoWamm (08/27/2015) [-]
Doctor, I need affection, but no on is is offering the right kind for me.
Doctor, I need affection, but no on is is offering the right kind for me.
#3640 to #3639 - therealdoctor (08/27/2015) [-]
I think I got what you need.
#3641 to #3640 - SumoWamm (08/27/2015) [-]
Is it dope and someone to cuddle?
#3642 to #3641 - therealdoctor (08/27/2015) [-]
Oh, I suppose not. I'm sorry.
#3643 to #3642 - SumoWamm (08/27/2015) [-]
Well i'm about eight days sober, and I guess it's going ok, I mean, i'm feeling very down, completely unrelated to the dope, but maybe my mood will pick back up in the near future.
#3644 to #3643 - therealdoctor (08/27/2015) [-]
Any reason you feeling down, if you don't mind me asking?
#3645 to #3644 - SumoWamm (08/27/2015) [-]
Very, very lonely.
Like, it is physically painful how lonely i am.
#3646 to #3645 - therealdoctor (08/27/2015) [-]
I see. I'm sorry to hear that.

I feel your pain. There are times where I feel lonely, too. It makes me sad just thinking about it. But I try not to think about it so much since it won't make things any better. I just start thinking of things that make me happy, like the friends that I have now and the funny stuff we talk about.

You have friends to talk to, right?
#3647 to #3646 - SumoWamm (08/27/2015) [-]
Yes, but he's kinda the one this is about, I like him, a lot, but he has someone, he didn't always have someone, and I missed an opportunity with him, but i'm not one for online dating, so...
#3648 to #3647 - therealdoctor (08/27/2015) [-]
Ah, I see. I had a similar experience like this.

I had this friend who I really liked a lot and I missed my chance to tell her because she moved away. I also found out later that she was not straight, so I had no chance at all and that made me very sad. She was the only one I ever really liked a lot. Since then, I've always felt kinda lonely without her.

I know it hurts that you missed your chance, but you have to move on. It sucks, but that's just how it is. It's just gonna get worse the more you think about it.