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Date Signed Up:8/27/2011
Last Login:10/02/2013
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my favorite number is 2.

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#1 - nailed it like a boss 01/06/2012 on Nailed it! 0
#3 - >after prom >with my gf >I'm fully ready to p… 01/06/2012 on Women logic- not so hard 0
#5 - sorry I just had to you know someone would eventually do it  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2012 on classroom dick doodle +27
#7 - hrlaudal (01/06/2012) [-]
fuck you man... allready done it, scrolled down to post comment, and you had allready made it:D
#86 - rule 34 rule 34 01/06/2012 on Mother Knows Best. 0
#11 - aww **** well thanks 01/06/2012 on When you see it... +7
#4 - draw me like one of your french girls 01/06/2012 on Pretty Cool +19
#30 - yes yes you are 01/06/2012 on Mother Knows Best. +1
#26 - just make sure you don't get a handjob from the blue one. 01/06/2012 on Mother Knows Best. +2
#9 - nope I deny the logical second one because the first one is funnier 01/06/2012 on I should've stayed on the... +1
#24 - wait threesome? lucky devil 01/06/2012 on Mother Knows Best. +1
#19 - i would mind Voldemort more  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2012 on Mother Knows Best. 0
#22 - gawainthegreen (01/06/2012) [-]
I might have to agree with you on that.
#12 - rape face 01/06/2012 on Mother Knows Best. 0
#8 - do you not have one?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2012 on Mother Knows Best. 0
#9 - beastfromtheweest (01/06/2012) [-]
i forgot to add the picture
#6 - does his shirt change color?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2012 on I should've stayed on the... +2
#8 - eko (01/06/2012) [-]
Ha ya it does! wat if it was actually a second trying to run away from the wave and the first guy got washed back out to sea?! Lol no but i think its cuz his shirt is grey and it just got darker wen it got wet
User avatar #9 - theqk (01/06/2012) [-]
nope I deny the logical second one because the first one is funnier
#4 - well lets put some comments on this bitch  [+] (152 new replies) 01/06/2012 on Mother Knows Best. +19
#201 - anonymous (01/19/2012) [-]
FFFFFFFFF- <3<3<3<3 TOBUSCUS :D
#196 - frankbrolly (01/06/2012) [-]
I see nothing wrong with this.
#195 - neverborn (01/06/2012) [-]
I don't know how to deal with this...
#193 - bobtheunbeatable (01/06/2012) [-]
i s'pose it could have been worse
#192 - duckmasterflexxx (01/06/2012) [-]
#191 - rikroll (01/06/2012) [-]
well shit....
#187 - milthyfoustache (01/06/2012) [-]
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I'm okay with this
#188 - milthyfoustache (01/06/2012) [-]
ooops that was 5th... 15th is much worse :(
#185 - rickkid409 (01/06/2012) [-]
Fuck YES!
#184 - gayzombie has deleted their comment.
#182 - mrmanmoo (01/06/2012) [-]
Well fuck...
#181 - blomik (01/06/2012) [-]
That was the 15th image in my reaction folder..
#177 - fortyhands has deleted their comment.
#172 - TheBarneyStinson (01/06/2012) [-]
#169 - karris (01/06/2012) [-]
Me gusta
#168 - blarghling has deleted their comment.
#166 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
YAY
#165 - FailFjer (01/06/2012) [-]
I'm not sure how to react to this...
#164 - mystogan (01/06/2012) [-]
#163 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
damn, my sixteenth one was two swedish blonds.

Looks like i'm about to get raped.
#162 - wowplayerz (01/06/2012) [-]
not too bad
#161 - theharvestroad (01/06/2012) [-]
Why did it have to be 15th????? fuck
#159 - afatsmellywilly has deleted their comment.
#157 - eros has deleted their comment.
#156 - iLeftTheKitchen (01/06/2012) [-]
get some science up in this bitch
#155 - Airmanator (01/06/2012) [-]
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Wat.
#154 - hotfuzznarp (01/06/2012) [-]
deadpool?
#152 - startingover (01/06/2012) [-]
well, call me pedobear :l
#151 - abazzi (01/06/2012) [-]
**abazzi rolls 75** Oh God...hopefully dubs can save me.
#150 - exological has deleted their comment.
#148 - vegetagurl (01/06/2012) [-]
Well, shit.
#147 - sekretsauce (01/06/2012) [-]
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#146 - alexkaz (01/06/2012) [-]
I... I don't know how I feel about this =/
#144 - virtigo (01/06/2012) [-]
~
#142 - fuzzy (01/06/2012) [-]
oh god.
#140 - fitobetiedu (01/06/2012) [-]
does this mean i win the game? (this really is #15 i swear)
#139 - mrgoodbunny (01/06/2012) [-]
A dwarf, a kid, and a burn victim.

LOL OK.
#138 - erikslittlekitty (01/06/2012) [-]
I have no problem with this.
#137 - UlquiorraSchiffer (01/06/2012) [-]
#136 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
God DAMNIT
#135 - sublift (01/06/2012) [-]
#134 - dudeofdudez has deleted their comment.
#131 - graywulf has deleted their comment.
#130 - missjaykay (01/06/2012) [-]
YES I WIN! I'd totally would tap Toby! AND he's calling me hottahothottathot!
#129 - thuntking has deleted their comment.
#127 - klondikemonster (01/06/2012) [-]
A smug-ass natu?
#126 - mrblatherblather (01/06/2012) [-]
hmm
#124 - RainbowCat (01/06/2012) [-]
User avatar #125 - RainbowCat (01/06/2012) [-]
My SEX IS AUGMENTED.

#123 - FunnyHunch (01/06/2012) [-]
#122 - rokkarokkaali (01/06/2012) [-]
i had 12 so i started counting back, worst decision ever...
#118 - schlecht (01/06/2012) [-]
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
(Also, longest thread ever.)
#160 - afatsmellywilly has deleted their comment.
User avatar #120 - theqk (01/06/2012) [-]
nope not yet, but mission accomplished
#116 - therulethirtyfour (01/06/2012) [-]
... awwwwww yeah.
#115 - nightmaren (01/06/2012) [-]
#114 - Cambro (01/06/2012) [-]
...he is even making a jizz face...
#110 - Crusader (01/06/2012) [-]
I consider myself lucky
#113 - theqk (01/06/2012) [-]
who wouldn't want the doctor?
#109 - alihilalk (01/06/2012) [-]
#104 - thatevanguy (01/06/2012) [-]
FML.
#103 - dougdimmadome (01/06/2012) [-]
#101 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
#100 - shadowzypher (01/06/2012) [-]
does i win?? *roll 2*
#98 - daj (01/06/2012) [-]
ouch...
#97 - suckmyass (01/06/2012) [-]
#96 - HappyStan (01/06/2012) [-]
**HappyStan rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Aliens ** My reaction folder is pertty empty right now so I'll just roll.
#94 - nerdyfucktard (01/06/2012) [-]
Uhmmm.......
#95 - nerdyfucktard (01/06/2012) [-]
ok.
#93 - haseoskeith (01/06/2012) [-]
I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this...
#92 - cupwarveteran (01/06/2012) [-]
Hmmmm.....I'm ok with this.
#91 - imakeyoursammiches (01/06/2012) [-]
Fine by me!
#90 - haiyalll has deleted their comment.
#89 - ryuuk (01/06/2012) [-]
how do i even...
#88 - imcook (01/06/2012) [-]
I hate my life.
#87 - royales has deleted their comment.
#85 - sladee (01/06/2012) [-]
.....
#84 - ibmonkeyboy (01/06/2012) [-]
Necrophilia :33333333


#83 - sookmaybowls (01/06/2012) [-]
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Fuck yeah.


Don't ask why it's in my reaction folder, I haven't moved it to my fap folder yet.
#81 - SwiftyMcfly (01/06/2012) [-]
Oh come on!
#80 - pkmnmastersteve has deleted their comment.
#79 - tutle (01/06/2012) [-]
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No joke, this was it. Used it once for a mad men post.
#78 - tutle has deleted their comment.
#76 - liekmelk (01/06/2012) [-]
wow.
#74 - turtlewithashotgun (01/06/2012) [-]
User avatar #75 - turtlewithashotgun (01/06/2012) [-]
oh god its a threesome.
#73 - wajaba (01/06/2012) [-]
umm lol
#71 - iamphoenix (01/06/2012) [-]
#70 - xyxoz (01/06/2012) [-]
#69 - lujan (01/06/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#68 - dangerbearr (01/06/2012) [-]
Bender?....
#67 - exlaxking (01/06/2012) [-]
i dont think the dog wants sex :(
#66 - redjester (01/06/2012) [-]
dammit
#65 - sockeymeow (01/06/2012) [-]
...
#200 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
lol my father will hear about this memes are fuckken my favorite, i didnt feel like loggin in but im Stained if u wanna send any my way :)
#64 - blacksheepror (01/06/2012) [-]
I love me an orgy.
#63 - xvcorrupted (01/06/2012) [-]
#62 - humpsomatic (01/06/2012) [-]
#60 - Kritarie (01/06/2012) [-]
Shit
#59 - Procean (01/06/2012) [-]
fuck me....
#57 - flybyflyark (01/06/2012) [-]
#56 - bronydash (01/06/2012) [-]
FUCK
User avatar #128 - RainbowCat (01/06/2012) [-]
Just fuck the bus bro.
User avatar #61 - Hreidmar (01/06/2012) [-]
I think I'd rather fuck the bus.
#55 - swtnl (01/06/2012) [-]
well thats...hawkward
#197 - frankbrolly (01/06/2012) [-]
#53 - terribletruth (01/06/2012) [-]
hm, the force is strong with this one.
#52 - prinzvegeta (01/06/2012) [-]
AWWWWW YEEEEAAAAAA! i'm gonna fuck the slayer!!!!!!!
#49 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
#48 - GodzillaFTW (01/06/2012) [-]
Wat?
#46 - karris (01/06/2012) [-]
#45 - rawryness (01/06/2012) [-]
Me gusta.
#44 - ivoryhammer (01/06/2012) [-]
#42 - watnow (01/06/2012) [-]
#41 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
AWW COME ON!
#199 - omgmusket (01/06/2012) [-]
omg the God from begotten
i feel you bro
#133 - graywulf has deleted their comment.
#38 - mcroflskates (01/06/2012) [-]
#37 - justinitfortheporn has deleted their comment.
#36 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
WRYYYYYYYYYYYY
#34 - xmenfan (01/06/2012) [-]
Im okay with this
#33 - minecrafte (01/06/2012) [-]
Oh god
#32 - subcelestial (01/06/2012) [-]
Fuck yeah
#31 - sovietnips (01/06/2012) [-]
oh my....megusta.jpg
#29 - spyronos (01/06/2012) [-]
Am I okay with this?
User avatar #30 - theqk (01/06/2012) [-]
yes yes you are
#28 - sorandomllycool (01/06/2012) [-]
I was looking at prom dresses. DON'T JUDGE MEEEEE
#27 - phorman (01/06/2012) [-]
He took the words right out of my mouth...
#25 - holydroid (01/06/2012) [-]
this is the actual 15th
User avatar #26 - theqk (01/06/2012) [-]
just make sure you don't get a handjob from the blue one.
#23 - muffinsauce (01/06/2012) [-]
Fuck yes.
User avatar #24 - theqk (01/06/2012) [-]
wait threesome? lucky devil
#21 - idoforthelols (01/06/2012) [-]
I FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
#20 - biblicaljesus (01/06/2012) [-]
good lord
#18 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
User avatar #35 - agentpurplek (01/06/2012) [-]
I'm so JEALOUS. ;(
#17 - gawainthegreen (01/06/2012) [-]
The worst thing about it is that I might get both.
User avatar #19 - theqk (01/06/2012) [-]
i would mind Voldemort more
#22 - gawainthegreen (01/06/2012) [-]
I might have to agree with you on that.
#16 - xboxpsgamers (01/06/2012) [-]
im not fucking joking lol
User avatar #180 - blomik (01/06/2012) [-]
Why would you have a hand in your reaction folder?
#198 - xboxpsgamers (01/06/2012) [-]
just in case some one claims to have a girl friend ill show them a pic of them to freak them out a little olus it goes well with this
#15 - omgmusket (01/06/2012) [-]
#13 - couchzombie (01/06/2012) [-]
Wut.
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User avatar #12 - theqk (01/06/2012) [-]
rape face
#10 - retroaphex (01/06/2012) [-]
**retroaphex rolled a random image posted in comment #963 at Nigga, You just gone full retard **
#6 - beastfromtheweest (01/06/2012) [-]
well fuck
User avatar #8 - theqk (01/06/2012) [-]
do you not have one?
#9 - beastfromtheweest (01/06/2012) [-]
i forgot to add the picture
#7 - beastfromtheweest (01/06/2012) [-]
sorry forgot to post the picture
#5 - naicher (01/06/2012) [-]
ummm alrighty then
#37 - when you have burns and need to get better you do. If you have… 01/05/2012 on fucking hot pocket -1
#66 - no you were totally agreeing with me don't deny it. 01/05/2012 on What are the odds -5
#62 - exactly!! sexism is always funny  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2012 on What are the odds -6
#64 - klondikemonster (01/05/2012) [-]
sarcasm, buddy.
User avatar #66 - theqk (01/05/2012) [-]
no you were totally agreeing with me don't deny it.
#2 - actually not at all. my jeans are longer than my legs so it bu… 01/05/2012 on When your pants aren't long... 0
#4 - thank you for actually giving credit!!! 01/05/2012 on Would Not Bang 0
#5 - no matter who you are or what you do. there's always some Asia… 01/05/2012 on Beat boxing level: Asian -1
#3 - I gave it to nocturnal like a dumbass  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2012 on Skyrim So Close... +3
#6 - anonymous (01/05/2012) [-]
When you have 200+ lockpicks you don't need to care about them... you need some skill but.. meh..
#3 - wow you're the greatest gentleman ever 01/05/2012 on facebook rage 0
#10 - is it bad I pinkie before I even listen to it because I know…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2012 on Insane-o-tron V2.0 +2
User avatar #16 - skimbosh (01/05/2012) [-]
Doesn't bother me!
#4 - should've told them they cursed themselves and if they don't g… 01/05/2012 on Babysitter. +6

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User avatar #42 to #70 - theqk (12/08/2011) [-]
why?
User avatar #39 to #38 - theqk (10/01/2011) [-]
nice pic I bet I can use this somewhere ha
User avatar #40 to #39 - theqk (10/01/2011) [-]
yes I can definitely use this.
thank you so much!!
User avatar #31 - drphoenixwright (09/15/2011) [-]
Check this OC ThexD made: http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2612337/baby+stuff/




Also I have a shirt that says: Bow chicka wow wow.
User avatar #32 to #32 - theqk (09/15/2011) [-]
Nice oc!! damn where did you get it?
User avatar #33 to #33 - drphoenixwright (09/15/2011) [-]
at Rooster teeth online store, also I got one with a picture of a camphouse with a sniper inside it saying: "It´s a legimitate strategy".
User avatar #34 to #34 - theqk (09/15/2011) [-]
Ya I found it. they're out of stock :(
User avatar #36 to #36 - theqk (09/15/2011) [-]
Yes I am!! but I think I might get another one but can't decide which one
User avatar #16 - drphoenixwright (09/14/2011) [-]
Remember when an Elite attacked Tucker and they left him there for like 6 hours! LOL!




In the end he was only saying: ow ow ow ow ow.
User avatar #17 to #17 - theqk (09/14/2011) [-]
haha oh ya cause he kept saying something that pissed it off haha
User avatar #18 to #18 - drphoenixwright (09/14/2011) [-]
Remember the son of Tucker? "Bow chika honk honk"!
User avatar #19 to #19 - theqk (09/14/2011) [-]
haha doc said maybe you have been teaching him somethings then tucker just said teach him? that **** is genetic lol
User avatar #20 to #20 - drphoenixwright (09/14/2011) [-]
LOL, when Caboose kills Church xD!
User avatar #21 to #21 - theqk (09/14/2011) [-]
lol probably the best part of the earlier series.. well actually when he goes back in time and causes his death haha
User avatar #23 to #22 - drphoenixwright (09/14/2011) [-]
I watched that xD!
User avatar #24 to #24 - theqk (09/14/2011) [-]
hah haven't you seen them all?
User avatar #25 to #25 - drphoenixwright (09/14/2011) [-]
Well I got to the part where they go back to the original map (one of them screams: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) and then I stopped I think.
User avatar #26 to #26 - theqk (09/14/2011) [-]
oh ya it's kinda dwindling down there's been a few good action scenes and some funny moments
User avatar #27 to #27 - drphoenixwright (09/14/2011) [-]
Have you seen the new battle between tucker and everyone?
User avatar #28 to #28 - theqk (09/14/2011) [-]
noooo when did that happen?
User avatar #29 to #29 - drphoenixwright (09/14/2011) [-]
Dude, they did it with Halo 3, search it on youtube! Also, sorry it´s not tucker, it´s the unfunny and hated bitch called Tex (She would **** their pants if she saw Master Chief).
User avatar #30 to #30 - theqk (09/14/2011) [-]
oh ya tex I remember that. I was thinking wtf how could i have missed that. and why would tucker be so good? haha
But ya I saw that like a year before I even knew what red vs blue was then I saw it like 5 more times haha
User avatar #11 - drphoenixwright (09/14/2011) [-]
Is that a spider?
#12 to #11 - theqk (09/14/2011) [-]
get it off!!
hmmm how can I make this into a photo...
User avatar #13 to #12 - drphoenixwright (09/14/2011) [-]
Is it blue?
User avatar #14 to #13 - theqk (09/14/2011) [-]
no it's "no it's not a spider it's like a blue thing
User avatar #3 - drphoenixwright (09/11/2011) [-]
Bow chicka bow wow.
User avatar #4 to #3 - theqk (09/11/2011) [-]
oh wow I just realized I can make that my profile pic. thank you for that haha
User avatar #5 to #4 - drphoenixwright (09/11/2011) [-]
Did you saw all of Red vs Blue?
User avatar #6 to #5 - theqk (09/11/2011) [-]
pssh of course. I started a few weeks ago from the beginning and I caught up in like a week. I love it, but it's kinda annoying that it's only weekly and sometimes it's not very long.
User avatar #7 to #6 - drphoenixwright (09/11/2011) [-]
-Then she tore off his skull out of his head and started hitting him with his own skull until he died.
-That´s not physically possible!
-That´s what he was saying while he was being hit.

GREATEST LOL EVER.
User avatar #8 to #7 - theqk (09/11/2011) [-]
lol so good!!!
-I can't believe I ******* died for this army
-wait what?
-uh Nevermind
User avatar #1 - moffe (09/11/2011) [-]
I can't reply to your comment. I think there is a limit.
User avatar #2 to #1 - theqk (09/11/2011) [-]
which comment?
User avatar #9 to #2 - moffe (09/11/2011) [-]
The one where I wondered if there was a limited number of times one could reply to a reply to a reply, etc.

User avatar #10 to #9 - theqk (09/11/2011) [-]
oh dammit haha I guess there that's the limit
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