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thepineapple

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Date Signed Up:12/04/2010
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#25 - steampunk: unnecessary complicated bronze thingamajig 01/22/2016 on Bad ass bottle opener 0
#69 - Comment deleted 01/20/2016 on (untitled) 0
#26 - If you can't walk to your fridge, with your dick swinging; you… 01/11/2016 on Seien Sie effizient bei der... 0
#112 - You forgot to say #nohomo you baby-butt-face! 01/07/2016 on As a man...this is pretty... -3
#51 - Women are selfish and conniving. They shave so their lady frie…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on As a man...this is pretty... -9
#88 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
"treat women as your equals." -thepineapple

"Women are selfish and conniving." -thepinapple, an hour later, in the same thread.

I get that you say you shouldn't treat women as superiors, but treating them as equals should imply enough respect to not insult them as a whole, should it not? At least not because some guy on the internet enjoys a shave, when one of the reasons is even that he just does it for himself.
#49 - It's true. I'm in my mom's basement. You caught me!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on As a man...this is pretty... -3
#50 - skeletorexplains (01/07/2016) [-]
not like it was hard i guess, thanks for playing.
#46 - Those are some ****** jobs where you obviously are expandable …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2016 on As a man...this is pretty... -4
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#47 - skeletorexplains (01/07/2016) [-]
If you went outside to get a job, you'd know it is a majority of- if not ALL jobs...

Enjoy the basement tho.
#78 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
there's a guy in the labratory i'm working at with a beard and shit
the kind of guy wearing black dahlia murder shirts
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#49 - thepineapple (01/07/2016) [-]
It's true. I'm in my mom's basement. You caught me!
#50 - skeletorexplains (01/07/2016) [-]
not like it was hard i guess, thanks for playing.
#45 - You shave for women? Do you also put your jacket on top of…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2016 on As a man...this is pretty... -8
#55 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Yes women like equals my girl friend shaves her legs for me out of mutual respect i keep myself trimmed so she doesnt experience kissing a bears ass when she kisses my face or the dreaded swamp crotch non shavers will get. Clearly your understanding of what women want is obscured . You playing internet hero/ macho wannabe shows youve experienced to much rejection in your life and are looking to feel superior among your peers but sadly you dont even realize you arent among your peers your looked down upon and pitied the very people you feel your above. If there is any hope for you then maybe youll realize no woman wants a boy who decides what she likes and wants for her or someone who is so insecure over than manhood they think shaving is emasculating. Let me guess youd never wear pink or purple either ? your a pathetic tool i hope you find the time to educate yourself between sitting on fj and letting your daddy force his cock and misconceptions about manliness down your throat.
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#112 - thepineapple (01/07/2016) [-]
You forgot to say #nohomo you baby-butt-face!
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#48 - blahblahblahblaaaa (01/07/2016) [-]
mmmk

treating women as equals, I recognize that they have preferences and respect their right to choose what those are. just as they shave their legs and under arms to accommodate my preferences, im willing to shave my face to accommodate theirs. I also like the way I look with a fresh shave, so there's that as well
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#51 - thepineapple (01/07/2016) [-]
Women are selfish and conniving. They shave so their lady friends have 1 less thing to bitch about behind their back.
You probably shave because either your beard grows patchy, or it deters all the children from the playground you visit every day.
#88 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
"treat women as your equals." -thepineapple

"Women are selfish and conniving." -thepinapple, an hour later, in the same thread.

I get that you say you shouldn't treat women as superiors, but treating them as equals should imply enough respect to not insult them as a whole, should it not? At least not because some guy on the internet enjoys a shave, when one of the reasons is even that he just does it for himself.
#44 - Only two kinds of people shave: women & children.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on As a man...this is pretty... -14
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#133 - meganinja (01/07/2016) [-]
I guess those wimpy soldiers are all women and children then. No wonder we can't seem to win wars recently.
#257 - But it does. Think about it. If you don't have any work-ex…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2015 on it's nice when 0
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#258 - ciacheczko (12/16/2015) [-]
"In fact, knowing this allows you to prepare yourself ahead. "

This is where the conversation loops to that problem. You can't, unless you already have money.
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