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#118 - From what I understand, yes, there is MUCH debate between the …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2016 on enough is enough 0
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#281 - linkofreek (06/15/2016) [-]
**correction** Throwing off high buildings is permitted, but as I said killing is the last resort type of thing, there HAS to be evidence.
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#280 - linkofreek (06/15/2016) [-]
The Quran and the Sharia clearly states that if two men/women are caught doing homosexual acts, sodomy etc, then they should be killed, however they have to be CAUGHT doing it, Sharia doesn't say go kill anyone that is gay, it just forbids homosexual acts. And there has to be solid evidence of them doing so. So that doesn't mean we should go around harassing and killing people we think are gay, like ISIS do when they throw suspected gays off roof tops, they clearly have no proof of them doing homosexual acts, throwing people people off of roof tops isn't even a permitted form of execution in Islam.

Basically what people do in their homes should be their business, and if they are doing homosexual acts they should keep it to themselves, because the punishment is clear, same goes for adultery. The scholars opinion is that if someone has homosexual feelings is that they shouldn't act upon them, if someone in the family say is gay, they should be supported and helped be "diverted" from that homosexuality, no violence involved. Also regarding the punishment, there is a lengthy court process that should go with it, normal people can't carry out punishments, it has to be authorities. And regarding homosexuality in the west, the Quran tells us to follow the law of the land we live in unless that law restricts our religion or makes us go against god, so what Omar Mateen did was against the Quran, because in the USA homosexuality is tolerated and, so as Muslims we should tolerate it and no more. I'm not going to say I love homosexuality and that love is love crap, because frankly as a straight dude it's weird to me, but i'll tolerate it as it's the law and as long as it's not harming me.

Unfortunately not a lot of Muslims are even educated in sharia law to understand and follow it, that's why the Muslim world is so effed up. You'd be surprised how many Muslims actually know anything about their religion, that's why the less educated rely on an imam who they think is knowledgeable but in fact is an extremist and preaching the wrong things.
#84 - They say, "The enemy of my enemy is my friend". I'm … 06/15/2016 on Islam comp: another in... +9
#27 - Just like Babushka used to make for you.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2016 on Real Life Taunts +9
#44 - totalnotito (06/11/2016) [-]
>When babushka only has 10 tegla of kompot
#9 - That first one is complete ********. Source: Born, a… 06/03/2016 on List of some interesting facts +11
#5 - Oh yeah, I guess that didn't make a lot of sense. Ok…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2016 on thepepsican's profile 0
#6 - christinap (05/16/2016) [-]
I like to comment on users' profiles when they lurk on mine.
#3 - I can't wait for this game. Hold on, wait, how …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2016 on thepepsican's profile 0
#4 - christinap (05/16/2016) [-]
What do you mean?
#5 - thepepsican (05/16/2016) [-]
Oh yeah, I guess that didn't make a lot of sense.

Ok, I saw qt3.14 user on FJ
*lets creep her profile*
*3 mins later, receives message from user*
#6 - christinap (05/16/2016) [-]
I like to comment on users' profiles when they lurk on mine.
#87 - Calgary Bro here. For real. Start packing. I would. … 05/07/2016 on Fire Rain Fort McMurray +2
#96 - ...I dunno guys. ^ 03/15/2016 on Fuck the police, amirite +2
#6 - Mfw This is the kind of gf I've always longed for...but I know…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2016 on Fallout 4 Love Drama 0
#33 - lordofthefiles (03/10/2016) [-]
Actually its all three!
#30 - anon (03/10/2016) [-]
stop longing for some random girl who likes the stuff you like. your tunnel vision and stupid expectations will fuck you up.
Wait until you find someone that no one else could possibly surpass in your eyes, because that means your in love.
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#10 - Cherryblosom (03/10/2016) [-]
Protip Brotip: Date Yourself

Seriously that sounds silly but it's 100% effective. Everyone is told if you want to "get the girl" you need to be confident, but no one ever says HOW to be confident besides faking it.
This is what you do: sit down one day and make a long ass list of all the things you fine "attractive" (gender neutral) I.e playing piano, outdoorsmanship, successful businessperson, crazy kinky shit, fucking potting, whatever. Then become that person. Do all that shit. Seriously, you need to fall in love with yourself before you can truly open your heart to others. Then that person will come in time, and you won't have to settle for some dependapotimous who uses you for your income and makes your life hell. If you can't love yourself, your insecurities will be the abolition of you.
#15 - lol, ive never posted same thing as someone, at the same time …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2016 on Great movie 0
#16 - megacabbage (02/25/2016) [-]
You got there just before me. You're the real OG.

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