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#87 - thevaulthunter (07/14/2016) [-]
I think it's more like having two cars that work fine, and are both cared for, but then the speed limit goes up and only one car can be improved to go fast enough.
#118 - From what I understand, yes, there is MUCH debate between the …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2016 on enough is enough 0
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#281 - linkofreek (06/15/2016) [-]
**correction** Throwing off high buildings is permitted, but as I said killing is the last resort type of thing, there HAS to be evidence.
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#280 - linkofreek (06/15/2016) [-]
The Quran and the Sharia clearly states that if two men/women are caught doing homosexual acts, sodomy etc, then they should be killed, however they have to be CAUGHT doing it, Sharia doesn't say go kill anyone that is gay, it just forbids homosexual acts. And there has to be solid evidence of them doing so. So that doesn't mean we should go around harassing and killing people we think are gay, like ISIS do when they throw suspected gays off roof tops, they clearly have no proof of them doing homosexual acts, throwing people people off of roof tops isn't even a permitted form of execution in Islam.

Basically what people do in their homes should be their business, and if they are doing homosexual acts they should keep it to themselves, because the punishment is clear, same goes for adultery. The scholars opinion is that if someone has homosexual feelings is that they shouldn't act upon them, if someone in the family say is gay, they should be supported and helped be "diverted" from that homosexuality, no violence involved. Also regarding the punishment, there is a lengthy court process that should go with it, normal people can't carry out punishments, it has to be authorities. And regarding homosexuality in the west, the Quran tells us to follow the law of the land we live in unless that law restricts our religion or makes us go against god, so what Omar Mateen did was against the Quran, because in the USA homosexuality is tolerated and, so as Muslims we should tolerate it and no more. I'm not going to say I love homosexuality and that love is love crap, because frankly as a straight dude it's weird to me, but i'll tolerate it as it's the law and as long as it's not harming me.

Unfortunately not a lot of Muslims are even educated in sharia law to understand and follow it, that's why the Muslim world is so effed up. You'd be surprised how many Muslims actually know anything about their religion, that's why the less educated rely on an imam who they think is knowledgeable but in fact is an extremist and preaching the wrong things.
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#44 - totalnotito (06/11/2016) [-]
>When babushka only has 10 tegla of kompot

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