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thepenname

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:2/09/2011
Last Login:8/16/2015
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Content Views:238175
Times Content Favorited:334 times
Total Comments Made:2673
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I'm just your average joe, though I can walk on water and breathe fire. Learn to love me.

latest user's comments

#182 - I'm not here to amuse, I'm here to abuse and peruse and snooze… 09/13/2012 on Fine Young Man -1
#37 - That'd be cool if you weren't a fag, OP.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2012 on life goal 0
User avatar #50 - boeka (09/13/2012) [-]
I wish I could thumb up all your comments but I'm too lazy to write the numbers.
#36 - **** off, I'm doing it right now. 09/13/2012 on life goal 0
#9 - **** , I'm tired of these Star Wars references. They are…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Yoda baby -8
#14 - mynippelshurt (09/13/2012) [-]
A disturbance in the Mad......I sense
#13 - saxplaya (09/13/2012) [-]
#12 - josieabby (09/13/2012) [-]
#10 - AREYOUGONNABANG (09/13/2012) [-]
good, good. Embrace your anger
#83 - Pot is bad. 09/13/2012 on War on "drug's" -2
#17 - I'm surprised you can see your whole body in a mirror, fatass … 09/13/2012 on Ikea -4
#80 - **** guys, this new k-pop **** is awful. You guy… 09/13/2012 on Gangnam Style Avengers -10
#46 - Your mom watched, actually, while I splooged my load all over …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/13/2012 on You Lucky Son Of A Bitch -14
User avatar #48 - Darianvincent (09/13/2012) [-]
o.o I've never met my dad. All I know was he was some mexican that died a long time ago. That must have been very unsanitary.
#49 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
He probably died horking down burritos like a fat faggot.
User avatar #50 - Darianvincent (09/13/2012) [-]
You say that like there's something wrong with delicious burritos. Who doesn't love burritos?
#51 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
Good Christians like me.
User avatar #67 - duudegladiator (09/13/2012) [-]
You need to die.
#138 - The only thing cooking was my hot load in her vagina!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2012 on Its simple -4
User avatar #147 - fawkwayne (09/13/2012) [-]
Bogs
#27 - I saw this meme on FaceBook and it was at least 20% cooler.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2012 on YOLO 0
#37 - raaawrr (09/13/2012) [-]
#179 - Wow, that was a moving comment. Genuinely insightful, I mean i…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Fine Young Man 0
#181 - kovie (09/13/2012) [-]
Thank you! Your last comment was genuinely amusing in context. Good night.
#182 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
I'm not here to amuse, I'm here to abuse and peruse and snooze. Wooze! I'm a rapper now. It's the best genre. Bieber is my favorite artist.
#44 - Same rating as what your dad gave me last night, faggot.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/13/2012 on You Lucky Son Of A Bitch -13
User avatar #45 - Darianvincent (09/13/2012) [-]
I...Think you meant to say mom.
#46 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
Your mom watched, actually, while I splooged my load all over your dad's asshole!
User avatar #48 - Darianvincent (09/13/2012) [-]
o.o I've never met my dad. All I know was he was some mexican that died a long time ago. That must have been very unsanitary.
#49 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
He probably died horking down burritos like a fat faggot.
User avatar #50 - Darianvincent (09/13/2012) [-]
You say that like there's something wrong with delicious burritos. Who doesn't love burritos?
#51 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
Good Christians like me.
User avatar #67 - duudegladiator (09/13/2012) [-]
You need to die.
#89 - no i h8 redding  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2012 on Thanks! -1
#90 - ssjmizu (09/13/2012) [-]
I'll continue anyway.

i do not wish to disturb anyone with my mad ramblings, discretion is advised

In the cemetery it was dark being 1 am here, i had a bronze shovel, very good one may i add. by the time i had dug up the body it was very moldy and rotting, looking at it gave me an erection. i caressed the corpse onto a bed to which we would start our deformed descent into madness. i started by getting some orphan tears, they make the best lube, into which i slathered onto my penis and began penetration.


The sweet succulence feel of rotting rectum was like milk and honey, addressing a snake. i had instantly cum upon entry, which saddened me for i thought my fun had ended, yet my erection stayed stiff and ready for more.

When it was time for some deep throat, the teeth had been crumbled and gone. with my pinkie firmly up my butt, the combination of the two felt like a goddess, invigorating my body with holy water.


A few hours later, it had ended, and i has run dry from the sweet smelling nectar of my testicles. i had returned the body to the cemetery, and came back and wrote this, just for you my friend.

#47 - You should have brought in Life, because none of you faggot ne…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Probably not the best idea +1
User avatar #54 - TheRetardedEskimo (09/13/2012) [-]
My god youre such a bad troll.
#52 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
Joke's on you! i can't grow a beard!
#942 - You can't match my K/D, faggot. 09/13/2012 on Fuck you, steve. -1
#29 - THIS GIF IS TERRIBLE! SPONGEBOB WAS A **** SHOW! I RATH…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/13/2012 on When mom called 19 times -8
User avatar #79 - sonicsyndicate (09/18/2012) [-]
settle down riff raff
#48 - powerlevel (09/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #46 - pwndguy (09/13/2012) [-]
It has gotten to the point that i come to these posts and the first thing i look for after reading/seeing it, is your comment, just so i can laugh at how horrible at this you are...
#45 - pwndguy has deleted their comment.
#165 - Ponyfags need to learn that that show is for six-year-olds and…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Facebook -20
User avatar #209 - broniesunited (09/13/2012) [-]
That makes no sense what so ever...
#203 - mysticninja (09/13/2012) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious. Seriously get off this dudes account and stop posting/

(check everyother front page post.
User avatar #202 - teseus (09/13/2012) [-]
So my 5 years old cousin that enjoys the show is a pedophile cause he's not 6 years old? I think it's normal for him to like kids his age tho.
User avatar #183 - benjamino (09/13/2012) [-]
I replied on another of your comments because it didn't actually sound like a troll.

Then you got all obvious man. It stopped being funny to spectate. Let me down bro.
#81 - Seriously idiots, put the toilet seat down. Women deserve it. …  [+] (11 new replies) 09/13/2012 on women? -20
#112 - mysticninja (09/13/2012) [-]
Oh hello again. I thought I would see you here
User avatar #107 - improbablyyourdad (09/13/2012) [-]
They give birth and stuff? That's your argument?
#98 - dubator (09/13/2012) [-]
#85 - anon (09/13/2012) [-]
Someone hasnt heard of gender equality.
#86 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
Someone needs to learn some fucking manners!
#87 - anon (09/13/2012) [-]
Why can't women have manners? Or common sense? Guys pee with the seat up, and they also sit down to shit....You never hear about them falling in because some other guy left a seat up do you? You act like this is some birth right to everyone that has a vagina and in reality. It's a toilet. Feel free to get pissed of and talk as much shit about it as you want.
#88 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
No, they endure worse pain in their lives and have to take care of our homes and stuff. Men are fucking pigs. Women deserve more respect.
#95 - anon (09/13/2012) [-]
fail troll is fail
#92 - anon (09/13/2012) [-]
Man i i have seen this faggot three times today on the comment section, all were ridicilous.
#90 - einhetvin (09/13/2012) [-]
This is a sexist comment, so... youre a sexist.
User avatar #89 - ViXi (09/13/2012) [-]
Looks like you're having fun with this whole "being mean" thing.
#134 - That's what I gave your mom last night.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Its simple -4
#137 - anon (09/13/2012) [-]
Her cooking was that bad?
#138 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
The only thing cooking was my hot load in her vagina!
User avatar #147 - fawkwayne (09/13/2012) [-]
Bogs
#95 - I'm posting perfectly relative comments. Hmph. 09/13/2012 on 8 good guys -3
#268 - 1. You're annoying. 2. Galiga was **** . 3. Call…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Fox -3
#283 - takesomemorewater (09/13/2012) [-]
Hi! :D
#277 - dasumil (09/13/2012) [-]
You be feeding dem trolls maaaan
#42 - That'd be objectifying women. I bet that faggot can't actually…  [+] (18 new replies) 09/13/2012 on You Lucky Son Of A Bitch -43
#70 - thechosentroll (09/13/2012) [-]
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With a charming personality like that, I bet you get 7 kinds of laid.
#69 - mysticninja (09/13/2012) [-]
Guys this isn't his account, he posted on every post on the front page attempting to get thumbed down.
User avatar #66 - trezon (09/13/2012) [-]
..It's a joke video made by a comedy to get support for male breast cancer and to raise money and awarness...
#63 - kodex (09/13/2012) [-]
#55 - effzero (09/13/2012) [-]
I know , we're all loosers who cant get women ...


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User avatar #58 - mooserapistdos (09/13/2012) [-]
>loosers
But, I'm a tighter...
#59 - effzero (09/13/2012) [-]
Shit...
User avatar #57 - Nimble (09/13/2012) [-]
dont feed the troll hes on every post
User avatar #43 - Darianvincent (09/13/2012) [-]
2/10
#44 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
Same rating as what your dad gave me last night, faggot.
User avatar #45 - Darianvincent (09/13/2012) [-]
I...Think you meant to say mom.
#46 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
Your mom watched, actually, while I splooged my load all over your dad's asshole!
User avatar #48 - Darianvincent (09/13/2012) [-]
o.o I've never met my dad. All I know was he was some mexican that died a long time ago. That must have been very unsanitary.
#49 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
He probably died horking down burritos like a fat faggot.
User avatar #50 - Darianvincent (09/13/2012) [-]
You say that like there's something wrong with delicious burritos. Who doesn't love burritos?
#51 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
Good Christians like me.
User avatar #67 - duudegladiator (09/13/2012) [-]
You need to die.
#107 - Holy **** , I just saw this in a comment. ******* …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/13/2012 on slime -5
#141 - mysticninja (09/13/2012) [-]
It's time to stop posting, we all know you jacked the account.
User avatar #123 - takesomemorewater (09/13/2012) [-]
How cute..
#111 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
getting tired i assume?
User avatar #113 - RandomAnonGuy (09/13/2012) [-]
Someone suggested that someone other than the real thepenname logged onto the account and is just spamming, hoping to get the account red thumbed to oblivion.
User avatar #114 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
actually with the amount of thumbs he has in comments? that'll take some doing!
#173 - amidoinitrite 09/13/2012 on Fine Young Man -2
#172 - *roll image* mfw  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2012 on Fine Young Man -3
#173 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
amidoinitrite
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#25 to #22 - thepenname (01/16/2014) [-]
Only two peep called me a ****** though. I am disappointed.
User avatar #20 - superunclesam (09/13/2012) [-]
Did I just miss someone commit account suicide? damn it.
#17 - fizzor (09/13/2012) [-]
Dude. You definitely stirred some **** today. Not bad, sir. Not bad at all.
User avatar #16 - lordderpington (09/13/2012) [-]
I see your obsessed with women deserving more things than men.
We are all equal, how will you treat your bf/husband if you think men are pigs?
Will you even have one? Think about it.



stupid woman
User avatar #15 - xenoquack (09/13/2012) [-]
You are hilarious.
#8 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
I never understand the line of logic of persons such as yourself. There's always the occasional person who will repeat the same comment repeatedly across statuses, but you decide to pick the most offensive comment possible for each content and see what results you get. You may claim not to be a troll, but your commenting up to this point is somewhat contrary.

So honestly and non agressively i'd like to ask:

Sup broski? how's things?
#9 to #8 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about. And I had to lean really close to see that your username is "waffies" and not "waffles." I was really close to eating you, bro. You better watch yourself. I'm a 400-pound American and I'll eat the **** out of you.
#10 to #9 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
A-ha! you've seen through my clever ruse, but little do you know i'm a 200-pound muscular Macedonian savage who will eat the **** out of you!
#11 to #10 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
What the **** is a Macedonian? Do you mean Mazda? Those are chick cars. **** off, chick car-driving faggot.
#12 to #11 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
Cars are bad for the environment you government cock-loving penis-gargler! Show some respect for the earth! Chicks can do whatever they want too, no need to be sexist, except for when it comes to driving cars. Mazda's cant be chick-cars anyways because girls cant drive!
Cars are bad for the environment you government cock-loving penis-gargler! Show some respect for the earth! Chicks can do whatever they want too, no need to be sexist, except for when it comes to driving cars. Mazda's cant be chick-cars anyways because girls cant drive!
#13 to #12 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
I'd keep posting but I'm trying to look through this ****** front page content. **** , FunnyJunk was better in 1994 when it was purple.
#18 to #13 - anon (09/13/2012) [-]
Oh my god that made me laugh.
#14 to #13 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
I prefer the mild khaki with the red banner when kim jong was a different dictator, back in the good old days
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#7 to #11 - thepenname (09/16/2011) [-]
Well that's swell.
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