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|#41 - This is the closest any of you will ever come to touching a re… [+] (7 new replies)||09/13/2012 on photo bomb||-20|
#48 - Womens Study Major (09/13/2012) [-]
The other day one hugged me!
AND IT WASN'T RAPE CHARGES I GOT AFTERWARDS!
|#123 - Oh my ******* lord, I am tired of these **… [+] (1 new reply)||09/13/2012 on You know where this is...||-3|
|#469 - Except this is 'Mericuh, **** your ****** …||09/13/2012 on Mom||0|
|#84 - NO, FAGGOT, **** ! [+] (3 new replies)||09/13/2012 on Thanks!||-4|
#90 - ssjmizu (09/13/2012) [-]
I'll continue anyway.
i do not wish to disturb anyone with my mad ramblings, discretion is advised
In the cemetery it was dark being 1 am here, i had a bronze shovel, very good one may i add. by the time i had dug up the body it was very moldy and rotting, looking at it gave me an erection. i caressed the corpse onto a bed to which we would start our deformed descent into madness. i started by getting some orphan tears, they make the best lube, into which i slathered onto my penis and began penetration.
The sweet succulence feel of rotting rectum was like milk and honey, addressing a snake. i had instantly cum upon entry, which saddened me for i thought my fun had ended, yet my erection stayed stiff and ready for more.
When it was time for some deep throat, the teeth had been crumbled and gone. with my pinkie firmly up my butt, the combination of the two felt like a goddess, invigorating my body with holy water.
A few hours later, it had ended, and i has run dry from the sweet smelling nectar of my testicles. i had returned the body to the cemetery, and came back and wrote this, just for you my friend.
|#9 - I have no idea what you're talking about. And I had to lean re… [+] (6 new replies)||09/13/2012 on thepenname's profile||0|
#12 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
#18 - Womens Study Major (09/13/2012) [-]
Oh my god that made me laugh.
|#82 - I hate every single one of these things and you are all faggot… [+] (2 new replies)||09/13/2012 on 8 good guys||-9|
|#467 - Gifs don't hurt though. What are you, some role-playing faggot…||09/13/2012 on Mom||-6|
|#466 - OUCH! [+] (1 new reply)||09/13/2012 on Mom||-4|
|#154 - But you are one, so whatever, faggot spammer.||09/13/2012 on Fine Young Man||0|
|#780 - You would, just like every other pinky-loving faggot on this website. [+] (2 new replies)||09/13/2012 on MFW the internet||-2|
|#464 - The only thing getting ****** is your mom.||09/13/2012 on Mom||-1|
|#463 - Ow.||09/13/2012 on Mom||-3|
|#462 - MY POINT WAS THAT TOBACCO'S EFFECTS WEREN'T REALIZED UNTIL YEA… [+] (1 new reply)||09/13/2012 on Mom||-2|
|#778 - I don't need your pinkies, faggot. Shove them up your grandfat… [+] (4 new replies)||09/13/2012 on MFW the internet||-3|
|#151 - Then I guess YOU'RE the spammer, FAGGOT! [+] (8 new replies)||09/13/2012 on Fine Young Man||-2|
|#459 - You missed my point entirely. The effects I mentioned of cigar… [+] (3 new replies)||09/13/2012 on Mom||-1|
#505 - panacamanana (09/13/2012) [-]
You start your argument with the proposal that marijuana causes psychological harm, but then proceed to ramble on about how cigarettes can cause physical harm to your lungs? It's amazing how you made such a bold statement in the beginning but then continued on to inform us on the irrelevant effects of cigarette smoke. I'm not sure how you made that connection, but it appears to me as though you have no clue what the fuck you are talking about.
#468 - zimork (09/13/2012) [-]
Pot IS illegal i many countries, and if it were made LEGAL, i think most people would like to buy pure weed, not some industrialized shit coming in packets like cigarettes. Thats highly unlikely. Look to the Netherlands, or holland whatever the fuck you call it, where pot is legal, they sell pure weed in plastic bag to consumptioners. It doesnt suffer from any corporation there. And if such a thing as industrialized pot was ever made, people are to choose if they´d smoke it or not! Its their fucking decision, their life.
Its low lifes like you who ruin the small freedom to live our lives like we fucking wanna do. Lucky for me, as a tax payer i contribute my share of values to my country, and if i wanna smoke pot its my fucking-business. Smoking pot is like having a party, only more fun, and without the hangover from ethanol.
|#75 - Objectifying women is for pitiful neckbeards who don't even li…||09/13/2012 on Why men want to learn painting||+2|
|#776 - Wait bro, I'll fix that for you. "he was pretty … [+] (6 new replies)||09/13/2012 on MFW the internet||-3|
|#149 - Oh, like I'm the only person to call someone a bad name? What,… [+] (10 new replies)||09/13/2012 on Fine Young Man||-3|
|#146 - Oh my god, I ******* hate that gif. I wish I coul…||09/13/2012 on Fine Young Man||-8|
|#38 - Instagram's cool. It makes my eyes look sweet. You guys are ju… [+] (13 new replies)||09/13/2012 on Facebook girls||-19|
#50 - Womens Study Major (09/13/2012) [-]
Putting a crappy filter on an image is not art.
|#301 - o my god u sound jus lik my brother||09/13/2012 on Swag||0|
|#211 - Skrillex is at least ten times better than those weird faggots… [+] (4 new replies)||09/13/2012 on Now and Then||-3|
#225 - therealsuperguy (09/13/2012) [-]
I can't tell if a troll or really stupid.
I know you're talking about Daft Punk and their original song Harder Better Faster Stronger, which came out around the 80s.
I feel like it's a troll cause of the post on front page about the idiot who compared Daft Punk to Skrillix (not putting skrillix down, the person just didn't have their facts straight)
|#159 - That was funny the first time I read it.||09/13/2012 on Best Joke||-1|
|#456 - At least I can spell marijuana. Good luck with your liberal ed…||09/13/2012 on Mom||-1|