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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:2/09/2011
Last Login:11/22/2014
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I'm just your average joe, though I can walk on water and breathe fire. Learn to love me.

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#41 - This is the closest any of you will ever come to touching a re…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/13/2012 on photo bomb -20
#75 - smokingman (09/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #55 - boeka (09/13/2012) [-]
I see no problemo there, pal. I can do with just the men.
User avatar #52 - kloanga (09/13/2012) [-]
This fucking guy's comment... Red thumbs all the way...
#51 - effzero (09/13/2012) [-]
I've seen you post shit like this on other content ...
User avatar #54 - brothergrimm (09/13/2012) [-]
he's doing it on practically ever FP post. idfk what's going on
#48 - Womens Study Major (09/13/2012) [-]
HA!
The other day one hugged me!
AND IT WASN'T RAPE CHARGES I GOT AFTERWARDS!
#42 - riffz (09/13/2012) [-]
This is the closest you will ever come to touching a real woman.*
#123 - Oh my ******* lord, I am tired of these **…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2012 on You know where this is... -3
#149 - gabetheearthbender (09/13/2012) [-]
I would assume that you jerk to furry yaoi and mlp, am i correct?
#469 - Except this is 'Mericuh, **** your ****** … 09/13/2012 on Mom 0
#84 - NO, FAGGOT, **** !  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Thanks! -4
#87 - ssjmizu (09/13/2012) [-]
oh hai again sir, my necro philiac intentions went well. would you like a detailed description?
#89 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
no i h8 redding
#90 - ssjmizu (09/13/2012) [-]
I'll continue anyway.

i do not wish to disturb anyone with my mad ramblings, discretion is advised

In the cemetery it was dark being 1 am here, i had a bronze shovel, very good one may i add. by the time i had dug up the body it was very moldy and rotting, looking at it gave me an erection. i caressed the corpse onto a bed to which we would start our deformed descent into madness. i started by getting some orphan tears, they make the best lube, into which i slathered onto my penis and began penetration.


The sweet succulence feel of rotting rectum was like milk and honey, addressing a snake. i had instantly cum upon entry, which saddened me for i thought my fun had ended, yet my erection stayed stiff and ready for more.

When it was time for some deep throat, the teeth had been crumbled and gone. with my pinkie firmly up my butt, the combination of the two felt like a goddess, invigorating my body with holy water.


A few hours later, it had ended, and i has run dry from the sweet smelling nectar of my testicles. i had returned the body to the cemetery, and came back and wrote this, just for you my friend.

#9 - I have no idea what you're talking about. And I had to lean re…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/13/2012 on thepenname's profile 0
#10 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
A-ha! you've seen through my clever ruse, but little do you know i'm a 200-pound muscular Macedonian savage who will eat the fuck out of you!
#11 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
What the fuck is a Macedonian? Do you mean Mazda? Those are chick cars. Fuck off, chick car-driving faggot.
#12 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
Cars are bad for the environment you government cock-loving penis-gargler! Show some respect for the earth! Chicks can do whatever they want too, no need to be sexist, except for when it comes to driving cars. Mazda's cant be chick-cars anyways because girls cant drive!
#13 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
I'd keep posting but I'm trying to look through this shitty front page content. Fuck, FunnyJunk was better in 1994 when it was purple.
#18 - Womens Study Major (09/13/2012) [-]
Oh my god that made me laugh.
#14 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
I prefer the mild khaki with the red banner when kim jong was a different dictator, back in the good old days
#82 - I hate every single one of these things and you are all faggot…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2012 on 8 good guys -9
#94 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
#95 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
I'm posting perfectly relative comments. Hmph.
#467 - Gifs don't hurt though. What are you, some role-playing faggot… 09/13/2012 on Mom -6
#466 - OUCH!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2012 on Mom -4
#467 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
Gifs don't hurt though. What are you, some role-playing faggot? Eat a dick.
#154 - But you are one, so whatever, faggot spammer. 09/13/2012 on Fine Young Man 0
#780 - You would, just like every other pinky-loving faggot on this website.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2012 on MFW the internet -2
#781 - ssjmizu (09/13/2012) [-]
I highly doubt that. For I am a delusional mental escapee and fond this site from sheer accident. Unless you all are from the same mental institute as me. that would be splendid.
#782 - ssjmizu (09/13/2012) [-]
Found*
#464 - The only thing getting ****** is your mom. 09/13/2012 on Mom -1
#463 - Ow. 09/13/2012 on Mom -3
#462 - MY POINT WAS THAT TOBACCO'S EFFECTS WEREN'T REALIZED UNTIL YEA…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2012 on Mom -2
#471 - lolsrsbro has deleted their comment.
#778 - I don't need your pinkies, faggot. Shove them up your grandfat…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/13/2012 on MFW the internet -3
#779 - ssjmizu (09/13/2012) [-]
Oh well gladly sir. I do enjoy a bit of homosexual necrophilia.
#780 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
You would, just like every other pinky-loving faggot on this website.
#781 - ssjmizu (09/13/2012) [-]
I highly doubt that. For I am a delusional mental escapee and fond this site from sheer accident. Unless you all are from the same mental institute as me. that would be splendid.
#782 - ssjmizu (09/13/2012) [-]
Found*
#151 - Then I guess YOU'RE the spammer, FAGGOT!  [+] (8 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Fine Young Man -2
#159 - kovie (09/13/2012) [-]
Congratulations, welcome to the world of slander and libel. Prepare for lawsuits.
#161 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
Slander is vocal defamation, faggot! Learn to journalism!
#178 - kovie (09/13/2012) [-]
Indeed, good vocabulary on you. However, what we do in the safety of relative anonymity is an indicator of our true character. And so I suspect that one day you may act the same in person. Just a warning.
#179 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
Wow, that was a moving comment. Genuinely insightful, I mean it. Oh, and by the way, SUCK IT FAGGOT! IF YOU WANT TO TALK SHIT, GET ON BLACK OPS AND I'LL FUCK YOUR SHIT! MY K/D IS 1.2!
#181 - kovie (09/13/2012) [-]
Thank you! Your last comment was genuinely amusing in context. Good night.
#182 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
I'm not here to amuse, I'm here to abuse and peruse and snooze. Wooze! I'm a rapper now. It's the best genre. Bieber is my favorite artist.
User avatar #153 - rogueninja (09/13/2012) [-]
I wasn't the one who said you were a spammer. You're bad at this.
#154 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
But you are one, so whatever, faggot spammer.
#459 - You missed my point entirely. The effects I mentioned of cigar…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Mom -1
User avatar #505 - panacamanana (09/13/2012) [-]
You start your argument with the proposal that marijuana causes psychological harm, but then proceed to ramble on about how cigarettes can cause physical harm to your lungs? It's amazing how you made such a bold statement in the beginning but then continued on to inform us on the irrelevant effects of cigarette smoke. I'm not sure how you made that connection, but it appears to me as though you have no clue what the fuck you are talking about.
User avatar #468 - zimork (09/13/2012) [-]
Pot IS illegal i many countries, and if it were made LEGAL, i think most people would like to buy pure weed, not some industrialized shit coming in packets like cigarettes. Thats highly unlikely. Look to the Netherlands, or holland whatever the fuck you call it, where pot is legal, they sell pure weed in plastic bag to consumptioners. It doesnt suffer from any corporation there. And if such a thing as industrialized pot was ever made, people are to choose if they┬┤d smoke it or not! Its their fucking decision, their life.

Its low lifes like you who ruin the small freedom to live our lives like we fucking wanna do. Lucky for me, as a tax payer i contribute my share of values to my country, and if i wanna smoke pot its my fucking-business. Smoking pot is like having a party, only more fun, and without the hangover from ethanol.
#469 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
Except this is 'Mericuh, fuck your shitty Netherlands. We're free.
#75 - Objectifying women is for pitiful neckbeards who don't even li… 09/13/2012 on Why men want to learn painting +2
#776 - Wait bro, I'll fix that for you. "he was pretty …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/13/2012 on MFW the internet -3
#777 - ssjmizu (09/13/2012) [-]
Yes he is deceased. Its a shame too, it wasn't a pretty death. But I will admit, that gave me a chuckle. Green thumb for you sir.
#778 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
I don't need your pinkies, faggot. Shove them up your grandfather's rotting asshole.
#779 - ssjmizu (09/13/2012) [-]
Oh well gladly sir. I do enjoy a bit of homosexual necrophilia.
#780 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
You would, just like every other pinky-loving faggot on this website.
#781 - ssjmizu (09/13/2012) [-]
I highly doubt that. For I am a delusional mental escapee and fond this site from sheer accident. Unless you all are from the same mental institute as me. that would be splendid.
#782 - ssjmizu (09/13/2012) [-]
Found*
#149 - Oh, like I'm the only person to call someone a bad name? What,…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Fine Young Man -3
User avatar #150 - rogueninja (09/13/2012) [-]
I didn't want to add anything to the conversation I was just saying. :)
#151 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
Then I guess YOU'RE the spammer, FAGGOT!
#159 - kovie (09/13/2012) [-]
Congratulations, welcome to the world of slander and libel. Prepare for lawsuits.
#161 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
Slander is vocal defamation, faggot! Learn to journalism!
#178 - kovie (09/13/2012) [-]
Indeed, good vocabulary on you. However, what we do in the safety of relative anonymity is an indicator of our true character. And so I suspect that one day you may act the same in person. Just a warning.
#179 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
Wow, that was a moving comment. Genuinely insightful, I mean it. Oh, and by the way, SUCK IT FAGGOT! IF YOU WANT TO TALK SHIT, GET ON BLACK OPS AND I'LL FUCK YOUR SHIT! MY K/D IS 1.2!
#181 - kovie (09/13/2012) [-]
Thank you! Your last comment was genuinely amusing in context. Good night.
#182 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
I'm not here to amuse, I'm here to abuse and peruse and snooze. Wooze! I'm a rapper now. It's the best genre. Bieber is my favorite artist.
User avatar #153 - rogueninja (09/13/2012) [-]
I wasn't the one who said you were a spammer. You're bad at this.
#154 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
But you are one, so whatever, faggot spammer.
#146 - Oh my god, I ******* hate that gif. I wish I coul… 09/13/2012 on Fine Young Man -8
#38 - Instagram's cool. It makes my eyes look sweet. You guys are ju…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Facebook girls -19
#87 - oreck (09/13/2012) [-]
0/10
would not read again
User avatar #70 - mode (09/13/2012) [-]
why are you trying trolling every frontpage post?
#60 - baconducky (09/13/2012) [-]
**baconducky rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at Whats the name? ** yfw
User avatar #54 - ronyx (09/13/2012) [-]
Shut the fuck up already, you're embarrassing yourself.
#50 - Womens Study Major (09/13/2012) [-]
Putting a crappy filter on an image is not art.
#51 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
Yeah it is. Faggot. Learn how to Instagram.
#53 - anaphase (09/13/2012) [-]
Either you've had an extremely bad day today, thepenname, or some asshole has accessed your account to swamp you with red thumbs.
#47 - thethickness (09/13/2012) [-]
I was having a good time until this comment...
#45 - tweetyftw has deleted their comment.
#41 - sighkopff (09/13/2012) [-]
r u 4 ril?
#46 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
No, I only have 3 rils, moron.
#58 - Womens Study Major (09/13/2012) [-]
0/10 troll, no reaction. troll moar
#52 - sighkopff (09/13/2012) [-]
You think I was serious. That's cute.
#301 - o my god u sound jus lik my brother 09/13/2012 on Swag 0
#211 - Skrillex is at least ten times better than those weird faggots…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Now and Then -3
#239 - Spitfirex (09/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #226 - Kellanved (09/13/2012) [-]
Worst troll ever.
User avatar #225 - therealsuperguy (09/13/2012) [-]
I can't tell if a troll or really stupid.

I know you're talking about Daft Punk and their original song Harder Better Faster Stronger, which came out around the 80s.

I feel like it's a troll cause of the post on front page about the idiot who compared Daft Punk to Skrillix (not putting skrillix down, the person just didn't have their facts straight)
#220 - Amirite (09/13/2012) [-]
**Amirite rolled a random image posted in comment #782 at BROTEIN! ** Keep that comment at 0 thumbs! We do not know his true intentions..
#159 - That was funny the first time I read it. 09/13/2012 on Best Joke -1
#456 - At least I can spell marijuana. Good luck with your liberal ed… 09/13/2012 on Mom -1

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#25 to #22 - thepenname (01/16/2014) [-]
Only two peep called me a ****** though. I am disappointed.
User avatar #20 - superunclesam (09/13/2012) [-]
Did I just miss someone commit account suicide? damn it.
#17 - fizzor (09/13/2012) [-]
Dude. You definitely stirred some **** today. Not bad, sir. Not bad at all.
User avatar #16 - lordderpington (09/13/2012) [-]
I see your obsessed with women deserving more things than men.
We are all equal, how will you treat your bf/husband if you think men are pigs?
Will you even have one? Think about it.



stupid woman
User avatar #15 - xenoquack (09/13/2012) [-]
You are hilarious.
#8 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
I never understand the line of logic of persons such as yourself. There's always the occasional person who will repeat the same comment repeatedly across statuses, but you decide to pick the most offensive comment possible for each content and see what results you get. You may claim not to be a troll, but your commenting up to this point is somewhat contrary.

So honestly and non agressively i'd like to ask:

Sup broski? how's things?
#9 to #8 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about. And I had to lean really close to see that your username is "waffies" and not "waffles." I was really close to eating you, bro. You better watch yourself. I'm a 400-pound American and I'll eat the **** out of you.
#10 to #9 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
A-ha! you've seen through my clever ruse, but little do you know i'm a 200-pound muscular Macedonian savage who will eat the **** out of you!
#11 to #10 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
What the **** is a Macedonian? Do you mean Mazda? Those are chick cars. **** off, chick car-driving faggot.
#12 to #11 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
Cars are bad for the environment you government cock-loving penis-gargler! Show some respect for the earth! Chicks can do whatever they want too, no need to be sexist, except for when it comes to driving cars. Mazda's cant be chick-cars anyways because girls cant drive!
Cars are bad for the environment you government cock-loving penis-gargler! Show some respect for the earth! Chicks can do whatever they want too, no need to be sexist, except for when it comes to driving cars. Mazda's cant be chick-cars anyways because girls cant drive!
#13 to #12 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
I'd keep posting but I'm trying to look through this ****** front page content. **** , FunnyJunk was better in 1994 when it was purple.
#18 to #13 - Womens Study Major (09/13/2012) [-]
Oh my god that made me laugh.
#14 to #13 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
I prefer the mild khaki with the red banner when kim jong was a different dictator, back in the good old days
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#7 to #11 - thepenname (09/16/2011) [-]
Well that's swell.
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