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|Date Signed Up:||2/09/2011|
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|Comment Thumbs:||6249 total, 8915 , 2666|
|Content Level Progress:|| 4% (4/100) |
Level 169 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 170 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
|Comment Level Progress:|| 89% (89/100) |
Level 260 Comments: Pure Win → Level 261 Comments: Pure Win
|Times Content Favorited:||334 times|
|Total Comments Made:||2673|
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I'm just your average joe, though I can walk on water and breathe fire. Learn to love me.
latest user's comments
|#182 - I'm not here to amuse, I'm here to abuse and peruse and snooze…||09/13/2012 on Fine Young Man||-1|
|#37 - That'd be cool if you weren't a fag, OP. [+] (1 new reply)||09/13/2012 on life goal||0|
|#36 - **** off, I'm doing it right now.||09/13/2012 on life goal||0|
|#9 - **** , I'm tired of these Star Wars references. They are… [+] (4 new replies)||09/13/2012 on Yoda baby||-8|
|#83 - Pot is bad.||09/13/2012 on War on "drug's"||-2|
|#17 - I'm surprised you can see your whole body in a mirror, fatass …||09/13/2012 on Ikea||-4|
|#80 - **** guys, this new k-pop **** is awful. You guy…||09/13/2012 on Gangnam Style Avengers||-10|
|#46 - Your mom watched, actually, while I splooged my load all over … [+] (5 new replies)||09/13/2012 on You Lucky Son Of A Bitch||-14|
|#138 - The only thing cooking was my hot load in her vagina! [+] (1 new reply)||09/13/2012 on Its simple||-4|
|#27 - I saw this meme on FaceBook and it was at least 20% cooler. [+] (1 new reply)||09/13/2012 on YOLO||0|
|#179 - Wow, that was a moving comment. Genuinely insightful, I mean i… [+] (2 new replies)||09/13/2012 on Fine Young Man||0|
|#44 - Same rating as what your dad gave me last night, faggot. [+] (7 new replies)||09/13/2012 on You Lucky Son Of A Bitch||-13|
|#89 - no i h8 redding [+] (1 new reply)||09/13/2012 on Thanks!||-1|
#90 - ssjmizu (09/13/2012) [-]
I'll continue anyway.
i do not wish to disturb anyone with my mad ramblings, discretion is advised
In the cemetery it was dark being 1 am here, i had a bronze shovel, very good one may i add. by the time i had dug up the body it was very moldy and rotting, looking at it gave me an erection. i caressed the corpse onto a bed to which we would start our deformed descent into madness. i started by getting some orphan tears, they make the best lube, into which i slathered onto my penis and began penetration.
The sweet succulence feel of rotting rectum was like milk and honey, addressing a snake. i had instantly cum upon entry, which saddened me for i thought my fun had ended, yet my erection stayed stiff and ready for more.
When it was time for some deep throat, the teeth had been crumbled and gone. with my pinkie firmly up my butt, the combination of the two felt like a goddess, invigorating my body with holy water.
A few hours later, it had ended, and i has run dry from the sweet smelling nectar of my testicles. i had returned the body to the cemetery, and came back and wrote this, just for you my friend.
|#47 - You should have brought in Life, because none of you faggot ne… [+] (2 new replies)||09/13/2012 on Probably not the best idea||+1|
|#942 - You can't match my K/D, faggot.||09/13/2012 on Fuck you, steve.||-1|
|#29 - THIS GIF IS TERRIBLE! SPONGEBOB WAS A **** SHOW! I RATH… [+] (4 new replies)||09/13/2012 on When mom called 19 times||-8|
|#165 - Ponyfags need to learn that that show is for six-year-olds and… [+] (4 new replies)||09/13/2012 on Facebook||-20|
|#81 - Seriously idiots, put the toilet seat down. Women deserve it. … [+] (11 new replies)||09/13/2012 on women?||-20|
#85 - anon (09/13/2012) [-]
Someone hasnt heard of gender equality.
#87 - anon (09/13/2012) [-]
Why can't women have manners? Or common sense? Guys pee with the seat up, and they also sit down to shit....You never hear about them falling in because some other guy left a seat up do you? You act like this is some birth right to everyone that has a vagina and in reality. It's a toilet. Feel free to get pissed of and talk as much shit about it as you want.
#92 - anon (09/13/2012) [-]
Man i i have seen this faggot three times today on the comment section, all were ridicilous.
|#134 - That's what I gave your mom last night. [+] (3 new replies)||09/13/2012 on Its simple||-4|
#137 - anon (09/13/2012) [-]
Her cooking was that bad?
|#95 - I'm posting perfectly relative comments. Hmph.||09/13/2012 on 8 good guys||-3|
|#268 - 1. You're annoying. 2. Galiga was **** . 3. Call… [+] (2 new replies)||09/13/2012 on Fox||-3|
|#42 - That'd be objectifying women. I bet that faggot can't actually… [+] (18 new replies)||09/13/2012 on You Lucky Son Of A Bitch||-43|
|#107 - Holy **** , I just saw this in a comment. ******* … [+] (5 new replies)||09/13/2012 on slime||-5|
|#173 - amidoinitrite||09/13/2012 on Fine Young Man||-2|
|#172 - *roll image* mfw [+] (1 new reply)||09/13/2012 on Fine Young Man||-3|