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|#18 - Tell me your ways. [+] (1 new reply)||01/15/2014 on Magic||+15|
|#62 - Your username develops some damn good games. [+] (3 new replies)||01/15/2014 on i want this||+2|
#69 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
Cut it out that shit is not funny
|#25 - Theme from 28 Days Later is so good.||01/15/2014 on Morbid for couples||+3|
|#103 - 'Cause the critics didn't like Gatsby.||01/15/2014 on Leonardo DiCaprio||0|
|#91 - It's more likely he'll get one for The Wolf of Wall Street, si… [+] (2 new replies)||01/15/2014 on Leonardo DiCaprio||0|
|#242 - I want this to slow down so I can read it. [+] (1 new reply)||01/15/2014 on Dayz in a Nutshell||0|
|#236 - I have plenty of friends who like both.||01/15/2014 on Dayz in a Nutshell||0|
|#297 - I wonder how many of those people there actually are. [+] (1 new reply)||01/15/2014 on Police Brutality.||0|
|#96 - But how do you knoooooooow? What's the conteeeeeeeext? [+] (1 new reply)||01/15/2014 on Celebs who lost a lot of...||0|
|#75 - Was random person saying that specifically because Raven had j… [+] (3 new replies)||01/14/2014 on Celebs who lost a lot of...||0|
|#73 - Seth Rogen's not that slim anymore I don't think. He was prett…||01/14/2014 on Celebs who lost a lot of...||+1|
|#66 - Also, I once had a real moment of, "Aha, you're a dumb cu…||01/14/2014 on Hold the Pickles||+1|
|#65 - On #1, at the Wendy's I worked at this summer we'd always get … [+] (1 new reply)||01/14/2014 on Hold the Pickles||+1|
#66 - thepenname (01/14/2014) [-]
One day I was working the register ('cause dey put duh pretty ones up front) and a customer walked up to me with his burger, saying he'd asked for extra onions but there weren't any. No, that's not right, he doesn't just tell me, the dude gives me this drawn-out speech about how he'd had a similar screw-up the other day and couldn't fathom why it'd be so difficult for us to get his orders right. Then he opens the sandwich and points out there are no onions, to which I asked, "Did you check behind the tomato?" He flipped the tomato over and BOOM -- mother fucking onions! "That's still not EXTRA onions though." I hadn't trained on sandwiches yet, but I still knew what a standard amount of onions looked like and he had a lot more than that. I think he was just embarrassed 'cause he'd made a big fuss over nothing.
Then I do something stupid, 'cause my sandwich maker kept asking, "What was it? What was it?" To try to get her to hush up about it and wait until AFTER he was out of earshot, I told her, "Don't worry, it's not a big deal." He overheard that last part and did not like it, which led to near-shouting from him and me just trying to calm him down. He was a regular, but I never saw him after that.
Tl;dr - Dude wanted onions, thought he didn't get any when he actually did, yelled at me 'cause I put my foot in my mouth.
Pic related. It's me rockin' dat apron after getting hired.
|#57 - My room gets way messier when my girlfriend is over at my apar…||01/14/2014 on Mine is always tidy...||+1|
|#55 - My room's usually fine. There was an article I read (or maybe … [+] (1 new reply)||01/14/2014 on Mine is always tidy...||+3|
|#53 - I like that second room. That's some good ******* …||01/14/2014 on Mine is always tidy...||+2|
|#344 - Trainspotting is good **** .||01/14/2014 on Dahvie, Eat a Snickers||+1|
|#1135 - **** off, cunt lord.||01/14/2014 on rollinusers's profile||0|
|#131 - I just realized that Mackelmore kinda looks like Toby from The Office. [+] (3 new replies)||01/13/2014 on Dahvie, Eat a Snickers||+10|
|#802334 - There are 643 games available for Mac from Steam.||01/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console...||0|
|#802298 - Also, you have carrying capacity, which is more of an inconven…||01/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console...||0|
|#802296 - I'd say Demon's Souls. Like awesomedewd said, you don't get ch… [+] (1 new reply)||01/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console...||0|
|#802289 - I think it'd be fine if they had better software for it. Maybe…||01/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console...||+1|
|#802275 - There are Silver Knights and Black Knights. Black Knights are …||01/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console...||+1|
|#174115 - I mean, if we could argue our way to a better minimum wage I d…||01/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,...||0|