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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:2/09/2011
Last Login:12/11/2014
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I'm just your average joe, though I can walk on water and breathe fire. Learn to love me.

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#18 - Tell me your ways.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on Magic +15
#42 - dasbrot (01/15/2014) [-]
yes. teach me how to get a girlfriend.
#62 - Your username develops some damn good games.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2014 on i want this +2
User avatar #64 - Darianvincent (01/15/2014) [-]
If only they'd of made Origins.
User avatar #63 - rocksteady (01/15/2014) [-]
It's because I'm Batman
#69 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
Cut it out that shit is not funny
#25 - Theme from 28 Days Later is so good. 01/15/2014 on Morbid for couples +3
#103 - 'Cause the critics didn't like Gatsby. 01/15/2014 on Leonardo DiCaprio 0
#91 - It's more likely he'll get one for The Wolf of Wall Street, si…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Leonardo DiCaprio 0
#102 - steamwhistler (01/15/2014) [-]
#103 - thepenname (01/15/2014) [-]
'Cause the critics didn't like Gatsby.
#242 - I want this to slow down so I can read it.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on Dayz in a Nutshell 0
#259 - redbannerman (01/15/2014) [-]
protip: click and drag
#236 - I have plenty of friends who like both. 01/15/2014 on Dayz in a Nutshell 0
#297 - I wonder how many of those people there actually are.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on Police Brutality. 0
User avatar #312 - sketchE (01/15/2014) [-]
youd be surprised
#96 - But how do you knoooooooow? What's the conteeeeeeeext?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on Celebs who lost a lot of... 0
User avatar #99 - spooooce (01/15/2014) [-]
It was a while ago now. Lies, two years ago. I don't know. All I know is that Raven was pretty much saying "Even if people are fat, the are still beautiful". You are gonna have to look around for it.
#75 - Was random person saying that specifically because Raven had j…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Celebs who lost a lot of... 0
User avatar #94 - spooooce (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah no, it was about the weight loss.
#96 - thepenname (01/15/2014) [-]
But how do you knoooooooow? What's the conteeeeeeeext?
User avatar #99 - spooooce (01/15/2014) [-]
It was a while ago now. Lies, two years ago. I don't know. All I know is that Raven was pretty much saying "Even if people are fat, the are still beautiful". You are gonna have to look around for it.
#73 - Seth Rogen's not that slim anymore I don't think. He was prett… 01/14/2014 on Celebs who lost a lot of... +1
#66 - Also, I once had a real moment of, "Aha, you're a dumb cu… 01/14/2014 on Hold the Pickles +1
#65 - On #1, at the Wendy's I worked at this summer we'd always get …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on Hold the Pickles +1
#66 - thepenname (01/14/2014) [-]
Also, I once had a real moment of, "Aha, you're a dumb customer, go fuck yourself," that left me feeling embarrassed and red in the face anyway.

One day I was working the register ('cause dey put duh pretty ones up front) and a customer walked up to me with his burger, saying he'd asked for extra onions but there weren't any. No, that's not right, he doesn't just tell me, the dude gives me this drawn-out speech about how he'd had a similar screw-up the other day and couldn't fathom why it'd be so difficult for us to get his orders right. Then he opens the sandwich and points out there are no onions, to which I asked, "Did you check behind the tomato?" He flipped the tomato over and BOOM -- mother fucking onions! "That's still not EXTRA onions though." I hadn't trained on sandwiches yet, but I still knew what a standard amount of onions looked like and he had a lot more than that. I think he was just embarrassed 'cause he'd made a big fuss over nothing.

Then I do something stupid, 'cause my sandwich maker kept asking, "What was it? What was it?" To try to get her to hush up about it and wait until AFTER he was out of earshot, I told her, "Don't worry, it's not a big deal." He overheard that last part and did not like it, which led to near-shouting from him and me just trying to calm him down. He was a regular, but I never saw him after that.

Tl;dr - Dude wanted onions, thought he didn't get any when he actually did, yelled at me 'cause I put my foot in my mouth.

Pic related. It's me rockin' dat apron after getting hired.
#57 - My room gets way messier when my girlfriend is over at my apar… 01/14/2014 on Mine is always tidy... +1
#55 - My room's usually fine. There was an article I read (or maybe …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on Mine is always tidy... +3
User avatar #69 - andreweasley (01/14/2014) [-]
**andreweasley rolled a random comment #7443962 posted by bionicpanda at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
admin or phanact please remove the cancer that was stickied on this board. thank u
And everyone loses their fucking minds
#53 - I like that second room. That's some good ******* … 01/14/2014 on Mine is always tidy... +2
#344 - Trainspotting is good **** . 01/14/2014 on Dahvie, Eat a Snickers +1
#1135 - **** off, cunt lord. 01/14/2014 on rollinusers's profile 0
#131 - I just realized that Mackelmore kinda looks like Toby from The Office.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/13/2014 on Dahvie, Eat a Snickers +10
#303 - mindheistninetysev (01/14/2014) [-]
And Spud from Trainspotting.
#344 - thepenname (01/14/2014) [-]
Trainspotting is good shit.
#321 - thecrayzeeman (01/14/2014) [-]
Well that's just shitty.

Huehue
#802334 - There are 643 games available for Mac from Steam. 01/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#802298 - Also, you have carrying capacity, which is more of an inconven… 01/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#802296 - I'd say Demon's Souls. Like awesomedewd said, you don't get ch…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#802298 - thepenname (01/13/2014) [-]
Also, you have carrying capacity, which is more of an inconvenience than extra difficulty.

Dark Souls is, in my opinion, still the better game though.
#802289 - I think it'd be fine if they had better software for it. Maybe… 01/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#802275 - There are Silver Knights and Black Knights. Black Knights are … 01/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#174115 - I mean, if we could argue our way to a better minimum wage I d… 01/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0

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#27 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#25 to #22 - thepenname (01/16/2014) [-]
Only two peep called me a ****** though. I am disappointed.
User avatar #20 - superunclesam (09/13/2012) [-]
Did I just miss someone commit account suicide? damn it.
#17 - fizzor ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
Dude. You definitely stirred some **** today. Not bad, sir. Not bad at all.
User avatar #16 - lordderpington (09/13/2012) [-]
I see your obsessed with women deserving more things than men.
We are all equal, how will you treat your bf/husband if you think men are pigs?
Will you even have one? Think about it.



stupid woman
User avatar #15 - xenoquack (09/13/2012) [-]
You are hilarious.
#8 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
I never understand the line of logic of persons such as yourself. There's always the occasional person who will repeat the same comment repeatedly across statuses, but you decide to pick the most offensive comment possible for each content and see what results you get. You may claim not to be a troll, but your commenting up to this point is somewhat contrary.

So honestly and non agressively i'd like to ask:

Sup broski? how's things?
#9 to #8 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about. And I had to lean really close to see that your username is "waffies" and not "waffles." I was really close to eating you, bro. You better watch yourself. I'm a 400-pound American and I'll eat the **** out of you.
#10 to #9 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
A-ha! you've seen through my clever ruse, but little do you know i'm a 200-pound muscular Macedonian savage who will eat the **** out of you!
#11 to #10 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
What the **** is a Macedonian? Do you mean Mazda? Those are chick cars. **** off, chick car-driving faggot.
#12 to #11 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
Cars are bad for the environment you government cock-loving penis-gargler! Show some respect for the earth! Chicks can do whatever they want too, no need to be sexist, except for when it comes to driving cars. Mazda's cant be chick-cars anyways because girls cant drive!
Cars are bad for the environment you government cock-loving penis-gargler! Show some respect for the earth! Chicks can do whatever they want too, no need to be sexist, except for when it comes to driving cars. Mazda's cant be chick-cars anyways because girls cant drive!
#13 to #12 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
I'd keep posting but I'm trying to look through this ****** front page content. **** , FunnyJunk was better in 1994 when it was purple.
#18 to #13 - anonymous (09/13/2012) [-]
Oh my god that made me laugh.
#14 to #13 - waffies (09/13/2012) [-]
I prefer the mild khaki with the red banner when kim jong was a different dictator, back in the good old days
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#7 to #11 - thepenname (09/16/2011) [-]
Well that's swell.
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